/jp/ Roster

The team for the 2025 cup cycle.

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Picture	Name	Representing...	Description	Trivia
	Get out of /jp/	Protected /jp/ Heritage	Board tourists please get the fuck out	Due to her abrasiveness and bluntness, Marisa is the perfect candidate for letting people know that /jp/ is a board where bullshit is not tolerated. These qualities also make her an excellent captain for the team.
	Billy Herrington	Protected /jp/ Heritage	Rest in Peace, Aniki...	Popular icon of the Gachimuchi series, and easily recognizable for his figure and presence. His unfortunate death shocked both western and eastern fans alike.
	Shiteyanyo	Vocaloid Thread	It keeps staring at me...	Miku, but a nightmare. Officially recognized by Crypton, appearing in backgrounds and as accessories in various Project Diva games.
	Take it easy!	Yukkuri Threads	ゆっくりしていってね!!!	These abominations with passing resemblances to Touhou characters aren't too good at playing football on virtue of having no legs, but seem to have an uncanny ability to attract all the tackles from the opposing players. Born from a 2ch user's failed attempt to draw Touhou protagonists using ASCII.
	Captain Meido	Protected /jp/ Heritage	The trusty /jp/ meido is always there to keep crossboarders and shitposters at bay, so who better than her to stop the opponents attempts on the goal?	Meido is an affectionate moniker /jp/anons use for the board mods. It was not uncommon to see mods posting roleplaying as maids back then.
	Sukuvan	Taxi for the Mokou Gang!	Runs on soda and sugary drinks.	Sukuvan is the rental car Mokou drives in Taxi for the Mokou Gang an ongoing communal story with a comedic tone.
	VIRGOTRON-R20	/ona/ - Onahole Thread	Lifelike gattai ;-;	Not a meme, we just asked /ona/ to come up with a representative and they invented this.
	Ookawa Maaya	会津若松駅	Mascot of the Aizu Railway Company.	Maaya is part of Railway Girls a content series featuring original characters that represent various Japanese Railway Companies. The thread she represents is the /jp/ railway thread, one of the most peaceful threads on the board.
	Neco-Arc	/tmg/ - Type-Moon General	burenyuu~	A stylized, catlike version of Arcueid Brunestud which serves as the mascot of Type-Moon, most famously appearing in Melty Blood. Because it's written by Nasu, it's naturally canon that she's not just real and distinct from the real Arcueid, but one of the most powerful characters in the setting.
	Giant Yukari	/kcs/ - Kigurumi Thread	She's a big girl.	Kigurumi is the Japanese name for costumed performers. When portraying anime characters, they use masks called Animegao (anime face), infamously known for the strong uncanny valley effect they give out. This massive Yukari kigurumi from a popular meme picture is an agreement held between /kcs/anons to avoid endless arguing about what kigu should represent the thread in the team.
	TTKZ	KanColle Thread	Commentator Note: Pronounced "Teitokaze".	The Admiral in Kantai Collection, or in other words: the player. The T is derived from the Japanese word 提督 (teitoku), meaning admiral.
	Dekinai-chan	Daily Japanese Thread	You can't learn Japanese.	Infamous advertisement from LinguaLift. The original one reads You can't learn Japanese alone! Overtime the girl in the banner became the symbol of gaijins' endless grind studying and not learning the language.
	Love is Suffering	Writefag Threads	The relatable protagonist of endless love stories set in Gensokyo.	Mostly representing the sagas of threads Hakurei Shrine Experience and Kirisame Magic Shop, but not limited to them, anon is bound to be the perfect character for many romance and lewd stories involving 2hus.
	OH YEEEEEAH VERY GOOD!	/07/th Expansion Thread	The Intellectual Rapist: intelligent, cunning, cultured and a complete bitch. Many traits that not only represent /07/, but /jp/ as well.	A character from Umineko no Naku Koro ni, Erika Furudo is a young detective, seemingly polite and extremely ruthless.
	Timestop Rapist	/egg/ - Era Games General	ありがとう~	Era games are a category of text-based porn games, which are all based on the same original code but vary widely between variants in terms of content. The most popular variant on /jp/, eraTohoTW (TW meaning The World), utilizes time-stop mechanics. Hence Sakuya.
	Local Friendly Game Thread	Game Night Threads	Nothing like relaxing after a stressful week with fellow /jp/anons and some video games.	Occasionally /jp/ holds threads for anons to organize multiplayer game sessions. Particularly notorious ones include GTA San Andreas online, Sven Co Op, Left 4 Dead and Gensokyo Drift.
	The Gravure Queen of Reiwa	Gravure Thread	Playing divegrass isn't how you're going to get a rich pilot boyfriend young lady...	Aika Sawaguchi is a gravure model oddly proficient at football. That's about it.
	Gazer	Monster Girl Thread	Single-eyed women are the best reproductive partners.	A cyclops with a tail and tentacles with extra eyes at the end. She hails from the monster encyclopedia created by Kenkou Cross. Something remarkable about Gazer is that almost all of the art there is of her online was commissioned by the same guy obsessed with her.
	Okuu Culture	Touhou Threads	/jp/ - Okuu Culture.	While Utsuho represents all those threads dedicated to specific Touhou characters, she is the third most popular character on /jp/ according to recent polling. She is also the character that set the trend of asking for a thread of your favorite 2hu on your birthday. Expect an Okuu thread every September.
	Corndog Tenshi	Protected /jp/ Heritage /fumo/ Thread	Tenshi eating a corndog.	Ancient image of Tenshi Hinanawi eating a corndog in the Route 66. Regularly posted with numerous edits. Tenshi is among the oldest players in the team, featured since the very first edition. She also represents the /fumo/ threads, as one of the most iconic and stylish fumos ever made.
	Dollfie Shinku	BJD Thread	Contrary to popular belief, Shinku smells nice.	Ball Jointed Doll is a regular hobby among /jp/anons. Individual dolls can cost upwards of $500 USD and come completely blank, being extensively customized by hobbyists with clothing, hair, and so on. The vinyl dolls made by Volks Inc. are broadly considered the gold standard in ball jointed dolls.
	Whalehu	Touhou Lost Word Thread	A manga-original character. Miyoi is a waitress at a bar who gets into hijinks, primarily with Suika. The whale is the bar's mascot.	A bit of a self-explanatory joke, but for context: Lost Word is a gacha, and whale is what you call people who spend tons of money on gacha games.
	Younger Sister	Elona Thread	My mount ate younger sister meat and suddenly turned into a younger sister. Now she won't hold a weapon even though I gene engineered her to do so. She didn't even make me breakfast. I want a divorce.	A hidden character in the videogame Elona. She sells lunches or joins your party if you do certain actions.

Former players

Position	Name	Picture	Description
RB	Chu-Chu		Going back to smile town
CB	Ero Ruins Eroge		We want no mollusks in our epic stories about wars featuring high school students.
RB	Why is /jp/ so shitty?		The world may never know.
LB	Autism		Retired, having played for /jp/ for the better part of a decade.
CB	YJSNPI		>2021 >OtoMAD is forgotten
DMF	Too Green		She was too green.
DMF	sage		Reason: Announcing a 'sage'.
LMF	Kizuna AI		Traded to /vt/ for a packet of cheese okaki.
CB	Fumos		Cut from the team after multiple replacements purchased from scalpers ended up being counterfeit anyway.
CB	Beato		*cackles*
CB	Japanese Bird		Unable to survive rumors that he was not actually Japanese.
CB	Ohayou		No awooing
CB	(´・ω・｀)		(´・ω・｀)
CB	wich2huwudufuq		The answer was always all of them.
CB	Tokoyami Towa		Is that all you shitposting fucks can say?
CB	Abayo, Chocoball		Friendzoned.
LMF	Sachiko		bap
RMF	Klown Kunny Klassic		Clown abuse didn't work as well as hoped.
RMF	Akane-Chan		Ahokusa.
RMF	Cirno		Alexa this is so sad play Bad Apple
CMF	I FUCKING HATE THIS BITCH		我爱北京天安门
CMF	Senchou's Aging Womb		Sent to the retirement home.
CMF	Poliacci		ligma balls
	Flanfly	Touhou Lost Word	It's 2AM elsewhere.
	Pickle Bern	/07/	Magic is fake and gay.
	DOKEEEEEEEEEEE	Aizu-Wakamatsu	Got out of the way.