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Former (bad) /a/ manager. Ascended to JOP.
8 years later and I still have no idea what I'm doing. Ascended to JOP. Douzo Lads CEO.
I do it all for free.


IRC: PWJP (never there)
Contact:
Skype: itspwjp (never online)
PWJP#9264 / pwjp  (>dicksword)
Discord: PWJP#9264 (often online but why would you want to talk to me?)


=Misc=
/magog/ roster (true):
I replayed Theme Hospital some time ago when the autism kicked in and I felt like making a roster. This team will NEVER EVER see the light of the day because I can't be arsed to actually put in the basic effort and it has no suitable music but maybe it'll entertain some vagrant souls that find this page.
 
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{{sq start player |no=1 |pos={{NewPosition|GK|type=3}} |name=baitF}}
{{sq start player |no=2|pos={{Position|LB|type=4}} |name={{tt|You total loser|YOUR HOSPITAL WASN'T EXPENSIVE ENOUGH}}}}
{{sq start player |no=2 |pos={{NewPosition|LB|type=3}} |name=21 glances at the camera}}
{{sq start player |no=3|pos={{Position|CB|type=4}} |name={{tt|Fuck EA|The day EA destroyed yet another company may have been the most important day of Bullfrog's life, but for EA, it was Tuesday}}}}
{{sq start player |no=3 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=3}} |name=We will never understand}}
{{sq start player |no=4|pos={{Position|CB|type=4}} |name={{tt|Fresh outta med school and ready to kill|Never give a Junior an important job}}}}
{{sq start player |no=4 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=3}} |name=Valorante shill}}
{{sq start player |no=5|pos={{Position|RB|type=4}} |name={{tt|Strength 8 earthquake|haha inflator go boom}}}}
{{sq start player |no=5 |pos={{NewPosition|RB|type=3}} |name=Jitu}}
{{sq start player |no=6|pos={{Position|DMF|type=4}} |name={{tt|Changing screen|Want to select a doctor? Too bad, he's hiding behind the blue changing screen AGAIN}}}}
{{sq start player |no=6 |pos={{NewPosition|DMF|type=3}} |name=Pro player beauty committee}}
{{sq start player |no=7|pos={{Position|CMF|type=4}} |name={{tt|>we're not sure what's wrong|HE'S LITERALLY GLOWING GREEN}}}}
{{sq bronze player |no=7 |pos={{NewPosition|CMF|type=3}} |name=lv. 99 choker (slav)}}
{{sq gold player |no=8|pos={{Position|AMF|type=4}} |name={{tt|The Pukening|It's all fun and games until someone pukes in the middle of a crowd}}}}
{{sq bronze player |no=8 |pos={{NewPosition|CMF|type=3}} |name=Fragging IGL}}
{{sq silver player |no=9|pos={{Position|SS|type=4}} |name={{tt|Consecutive epidemics|You're one hour into a late stage and an epidemic you can't handle pops up. You decide to bite the bullet and pay the ruinous 26k fine and the game puts it up again five seconds later}}}}
{{sq bronze player |no=9 |pos={{NewPosition|AMF|type=3}} |name=le wholesome chungus}}
{{sq silver player |no=10|pos={{Position|SS|type=4}} |name={{tt|Mad doctors|Overwork is a hell of a thing}}}}
{{sq silver player |no=10 |pos={{NewPosition|CF|type=3}} |name=Fraudwoo {{captain}}}}
{{sq gold player |no=11|pos={{Position|CF|type=4}} |name={{tt|DOCTOR REQUIRED IN GP'S OFFICE|You're gonna hear this all the fucking time}} {{captain}}}}
{{sq gold player |no=11 |pos={{NewPosition|CF|type=3}} |name=Sp0tify.exe}}
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{{sq player |no=12|pos={{Position|GK|type=4}} |name={{tt|4 years in training|Training is needed to make your doctors consultants, who should be the only staff you have in later stages. Too bad it can take anywhere from 6 months to several years.}}}}
{{sq player |no=12 |pos={{NewPosition|GK|type=3}} |name=GOD JAME}}
{{sq player |no=13|pos={{Position|CB|type=4}} |name={{tt|Unexpected swelling|Cause - anything unexpected. Symptoms - swelling.}}}}
{{sq player |no=13 |pos={{NewPosition|LB|type=3}} |name=Least kleptomaniac Romanian}}
{{sq player |no=14|pos={{Position|CB|type=4}} |name={{tt|The Great Doc Carousel|Are you an autistic enough dude to make sure every room is always staffed?}}}}
{{sq player |no=14 |pos={{NewPosition|LB|type=3}} |name=Basketbol analogy}}
{{sq player |no=15|pos={{Position|CB|type=4}} |name={{tt|Serious radiation epidemic|[laughter stops]}}}}
{{sq player |no=15 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=3}} |name=Grim (the situation)}}
{{sq player |no=16|pos={{Position|CB|type=4}} |name={{tt|20 sofas|The arcade and pool table are supposedly better at making your staff relax, except they aren't}}}}
{{sq player |no=16 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=3}} |name=Seething RA Chang}}
{{sq player |no=17|pos={{Position|LB|type=4}} |name={{tt|Broken boiler|Cue your entire staff starting to bitch and demanding raises}}}}
{{sq player |no=17 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=3}} |name=Pigeh}}
{{sq player |no=18|pos={{Position|RB|type=4}} |name={{tt|Advisor-kun|WATER YOUR FOOKIN' PLANTS}}}}
{{sq player |no=18 |pos={{NewPosition|RB|type=3}} |name=Freya sniffers}}
{{sq player |no=19|pos={{Position|DMF|type=4}} |name={{tt|Goddamned mice|Oh look, they made a hole you can't block. AGAIN.}}}}
{{sq player |no=19 |pos={{NewPosition|RB|type=3}} |name=IEM Oakland MVP}}
{{sq player |no=20|pos={{Position|DMF|type=4}} |name={{tt|25-patient queue|Plan your goddamn hospital}}}}
{{sq player |no=20 |pos={{NewPosition|DMF|type=3}} |name=Malding bettor}}
{{sq player |no=21|pos={{Position|CMF|type=4}} |name={{tt|8-song jukebox|I hope you're ready to go insane}}}}
{{sq player |no=21 |pos={{NewPosition|DMF|type=3}} |name={{greentext|>NA}}}}
{{sq player |no=22|pos={{Position|CMF|type=4}} |name={{tt|Advanced shame|This is what you get}}}}
{{sq player |no=22 |pos={{NewPosition|CMF|type=3}} |name=I MURDERED MY WIFE UOOOOOOOOH}}
{{sq player |no=23|pos={{Position|CMF|type=4}} |name={{tt|Faint cabbage smell|Extremely important detail to put in your resume}}}}
{{sq player |no=23 |pos={{NewPosition|AMF|type=3}} |name=Vibrating anal plugs}}
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Latest revision as of 09:30, 14 February 2025

8 years later and I still have no idea what I'm doing. Ascended to JOP. Douzo Lads CEO. I do it all for free.

Contact: PWJP#9264 / pwjp (>dicksword)

/magog/ roster (true):

No. Position Player
1
GK
baitF
2
LB
21 glances at the camera
3
CB
We will never understand
4
CB
Valorante shill
5
RB
Jitu
6
DMF
Pro player beauty committee
7
CMF
lv. 99 choker (slav)
8
CMF
Fragging IGL
9
AMF
le wholesome chungus
10
CF
Fraudwoo Captain
11
CF
Sp0tify.exe
No. Position Player
12
GK
GOD JAME
13
LB
Least kleptomaniac Romanian
14
LB
Basketbol analogy
15
CB
Grim (the situation)
16
CB
Seething RA Chang
17
CB
Pigeh
18
RB
Freya sniffers
19
RB
IEM Oakland MVP
20
DMF
Malding bettor
21
DMF
>>NA
22
CMF
I MURDERED MY WIFE UOOOOOOOOH
23
AMF
Vibrating anal plugs