/bant/ Roster

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Starters

Pos.	Name	Face	Description
CF	Leaf Girl (Captain)		A rather lewd girl from the ass-end of The >Great >White North. She's taken a break from Hockey and Lacrosse to play Football and shitpost, not that she's ever taken a break from the latter.
SS	Queen		As declared by a Hans with a quintuple get of 99999, our queen was crowned May 5, 2017. Since then, she has gotten comfortable in her position as Queen of /bant/. May she lead our shit team to somewhere that's not the Spoon.
SS	BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS		IT'S CALLED SOCCER YOU EUROPOOR. BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS
AMF	Kot		/bant/'s favorite animal. Constantly on the prowl, she pounces on any fool who dares come close to /bant/'s sacred goal. Get that ball, Kot!
CMF	Bat Loli		A young board-tan of abject silliness and retardation, /bant/'s signature Bat Loli is the adorable personification of everything that is /bant/.
CMF	Borche		This is Borche. Aside from being a farmer and outdoorsman, Borche helps keep /bant/ free from frogposters.
RB	Aussie Girl		The loser of the shitposting war of May 2017, Aussie Girl is the bantering subordinate of Leaf Girl, both are equally lewd on and off the field.
CB	the fishe		Our Queen's favorite food and the main cause of the team's pungent smell. Tastes like victory.
CB	Morning Leader		Thoughtful, observant and an excellent businessman, the Morning Leader is the iron will that defends /bant/ from all untrue sensationalism.
LB	Alzheimers		let someone with alzheimers score anything
GK	Flag of /bant/		Nobody knows why /bant/ put a piece of cloth on the pitch; but now it proudly flies blocking the team goal.

Substitutes

Pos.	Name	Face	Description
CMF	Okay, Real Talk		Okay, real talk. This team is a never-ending roller coaster stuck on the path from being moderately shit to overwhelmingly shit.
CMF	le dank forced face		The newest in /bant/ meme technology: le dank forced face™ is a hilarious epic new meme. He's a hilarious cartoon macro that you can adapt into all sorts of hilarious tictacs. This charming player and his vague origin offers infinite scope for zany riggings, limited only by the imagination of the streamer himself
RB	>romania		/bant/'s favorite punching bag, at least it gives us something to spam in the chat.
RB	Bant Plant		/bant/'s first forced meme. When you hit rock bottom, there's nowhere to go but up, so this humble piece of household decor made its return to the field.
CB	Bantanna		Being the ever rebellious daughter of /pol/ and /jp/, Bantanna has decided to come help her team play in spite of her father.
CB	/qa/ lost		tsmt
CB	Simon		The official mayor of /bant/. He quickly settled in the hearts of /bant/ when the board was first formed and loves his team and subjects dearly.
LB	Isle of Manlet		Technically an island in the middle of Britbongistan, the Isle of Manlet is /bant/'s jumping off point to land a goal on the enemy beaches.
LB	Happy Day		pls rember that wen u feel scare or frigten, never forget ttimes wen u feeled happy! wen day is dark, alway rember happy day
GK	Happy Lizard		The symbol of comfy on /bant/, Liz now protects the goal line with his bright cheery smile.

Retired

Pos.	Name	Face	Description
DMF	Coke & Peanuts		>G E R M A N E N G I N E E R I N G .
CB	Average Brit		Feeling too tired to continue playing, this representation of all things British has decided to go take a nap.
DMF	Burdo		Being the cool dude he is, Burdo has decided to drive off on his kickass motorcycle to see the rest of the world on his own.
GK	Toothpaste Kagari		Once bringing up the rear of /bant/'s defence, Kagari is the tempting smile that attracts all shots straight into her face. It is required to get octas before you score on her. Sponsored by Aquafresh™
CB	Buy My Passu		Wanna have fun watching /bant/ play? Buy Hiro's passu, or elsu.
GK	FUCK OFF POOFTAHS		The enemy of pooftahs everywhere, he is a reminder that a "fuck off" per day keeps the pooftahs away.
DMF	Plague Doctor		Filthy peasants! I hereby diagnose this foul defence with THE GAY!
DMF	Parrote		/bant/'s offical birb friend. His hobbies include: garrotting the pooftahs and eating crackers.
CB	an*Mefags		an*mefags fuck off. Management is under the impression that he is one himself.
CMF	Icecream Girl		She finally got married to Elliot Rodger.
CMF	Redpilled Haircuts		Threads for the most proper haircuts for the inevitable ethnostate, all /bant/ fans are encouraged to ask /pol/ transplants about them. After years of research it has been found that shaving your head is the most redpilled way to do your hair, there is no haircut.
CB	Suiseiseki		Playing for multiple teams was too much for her