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'''''STILL A FEW CHANGES TO BE MADE'''''
The official [[/sp/]] roster, now 99% up to date
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|style="background:#8C7853; font-size:90%;" width="40px" align="center"|'''Bronze'''
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The players that will represent {{team away|sp}} in the [[File:WC25_Design_J.png|25px]] [[2025 4chan Winter Cup]].


<h3>Goalkeeper</h3>
===Goalkeepers===
{|{{Prettytable}}
{| class="wikitable" width=90%
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|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''No.'''
|width="15%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Name'''
|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Picture'''
|width="40%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Description'''
|width="15%" style="background:#DBE5F1;" | '''Playing Style'''
|width="10%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Card(s)'''
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|style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | 85
|style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | '''DA BURRS'''
|style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | [[File:DA-BURRS.jpg|x300px]]
|style="background:#C3D69B;"| As loveable as he is fierce, /sp/'s first-choice goalkeeper DA BURRS has survived a trial by fire. He had a stretch of difficulty starting in the 2011 Summer Cup, when he was benched after some poor performances, but has performed admirably ever since winning back the starting job. A series of heroic performances have saved the Goats from a few maulings, especially in the 2012, 2013 Summer Cup and 2014 Winter Cup Group Stages. DA BURRS' one weakness is the fact that his eyesight is impaired by his long fur, however he refuses to get it cut.
|style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | N/A
|style="background:#C3D69B;"|&mdash;
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|align="center" | 1
|align="center" | '''{{greentext|de gay}}'''
|align="center"| [[File:De-gay.jpg|x200px]]
| {{greentext|de scription}}
|align="center" | N/A
|&mdash;
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| align="center" | 8
| align="center" | '''TYBGLT'''
|align="center"| [[File:TYBGLT.png|x200px]]
|THANK YOU BASED GOAL-LINE TECHNOLOGY
|align="center" | N/A
|&mdash;
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!style="background:#cccccc;color:#000000"| Pos.
!style="background:#cccccc;color:#000000"| No.
!style="background:#cccccc;color:#000000"| Name
!style="background:#cccccc;color:#000000"| Picture
!style="background:#cccccc;color:#000000"| Description
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
|" align="center"|{{Position|GK}}
| 1
| '''So, it happened again'''
!style="align:center;"| [[File:soithappenedagain.jpg|x200px]]
| Whenever Manchester United lose, draw or generally underperform the Manchester United General, /mug/, will inevitably be posted beginning with "So, it happened again" <br> {{greentext|biggest event on the board is now /mug/}}
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
|" align="center"|{{Position|GK}}
| 13
| '''Bald Fraud'''
!style="align:center;"| [[File:baldfraud.jpg|x200px]]
| AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA RODRI SAVE ME
|}
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<h3>Defenders</h3>
===Defenders===
{|{{Prettytable}}
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|colspan=6 style="background:#95B3D7;"|<h4>Centre-Backs</h4>
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|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''No.'''
|width="15%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Name'''
|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Picture'''
|width="40%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Description'''
|width="15%" style="background:#DBE5F1;" | '''Playing Style'''
|width="10%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Card(s)'''
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|style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | 23
|style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | '''Lelbron'''
|style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | [[File:Lelbron.jpg|x200px]]
|style="background:#C3D69B;"| Back to Back Hips
|style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | N/A
|style="background:#C3D69B;"|&mdash;
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|style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | 25
|style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | '''MVP'''
|style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | [[File:MVP.jpg|x200px]]
|style="background:#C3D69B;"|  Ladies and Gentleman, your 2014 Winter Cup MVP
|style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | N/A
|style="background:#C3D69B;"|
|-
|align="center" | 70
|align="center" | '''Orson Welles'''
|align="center"|[[File:Orson-welles.jpg|x200px]]
| AHAHAHAHAHA FAGGOT
|align="center" | N/A
|&mdash;
|-
|align="center" | 14
|align="center" | '''Tony Kornheiser'''
|align="center"|[[File:Tony-Kornheiser.jpg|x200px]]
| As one of the most experienced members of the /sp/ squad, Kornheiser commands a lot of admiration and respect from the team's younger players. His humorous and knowledgeable personality merged with a burning desire to prove that he isn't yesterday's news mean that he is a great player to have in the /sp/ defense.
|align="center" | N/A
|&mdash;
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|align="center" | 12
|align="center" | '''{{greentext|us 12s}}'''
|align="center"| [[File:us-12s.jpg|x200px]]
|You can't lose when it's 11 on '''12'''
|align="center" | N/A
|&mdash;
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|colspan=6 style="background:#95B3D7;"|<h4>Full-Backs</h4>
|-
|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''No.'''
|width="15%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Name'''
|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Picture'''
|width="40%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Description'''
|width="15%" style="background:#DBE5F1;" | '''Playing Style'''
|width="10%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Card(s)'''
|-
|style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | 2
|style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | '''Jagsguy'''
|style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | [[File:Jagsguy.jpg|x200px]]
|style="background:#C3D69B;"| Being a fan of the Jacksonville Jaguars, Jagsguy has suffered a lot of sporting heartache over the years. However, if there's one thing he knows, it's what a losing team looks like. This knowledge has proved useful to the /sp/ management as it has allowed them to make changes to the team when things aren't going so well. Jagsguy is also a great player to have in the squad as he is very eager to prove himself. He holds the belief that if some of the players on the Jaguars team can be professional athletes, then he can too. This desire to reach the top has seen him become a fans' favourite in the few appearances that he's made for the /sp/ GOATS.
|style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | N/A
|style="background:#C3D69B;"|&mdash;
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|style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | 9
|style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | '''{{greentext|TORRES}}'''
|style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" |[[File:TORRES.jpg|x200px]]
|style="background: #C3D69B" |TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES
|style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | N/A
|style="background: #C3D69B" |
|-
|align="center" | 18
|align="center" | '''18-1'''
|align="center" | [[File:18and1.jpg|x200px]]
|It has been implied by some of the more callous members of the media that 18-1 is "damaged goods" after he choked in an extremely important game a few years ago. However, despite the reservations of some of the fans, and the fear that he could bring a losing mentality to the team, the /sp/ management decided to sign him up. Since signing for the GOATS, 18-1 has been on a mission to prove his critics wrong, turning in a series of fine performances in the /sp/ defence.
|style=align="center" | N/A
|-
|align="center" | 43
|align="center" | '''{{greentext|he does it for free}}'''
|align="center" | [[File:Janitor.jpg|x200px]]
|{{greentext|he's a janitor}}
 
{{greentext|on the internet}}
 
{{greentext|on an anime imageboard}}
 
{{greentext|he does it for free}}
 
{{greentext|he takes his "job" very seriously}}
 
{{greentext|he does it because it is the only amount of power & control he will ever have in his pathetic life}}
 
{{greentext|he deletes threads he doesn't like because whenever he gets upset he has an asthma attack}}


{{greentext|he deletes threads he doesn't like because they interfere with the large backlog of little girl chinese cartoons he still has to watch}}
{| class="wikitable" width=90%
 
{{greentext|he will never have a real job}}
 
{{greentext|he will never move out of his parent's house}}
 
{{greentext|he will never be at a healthy weight}}
 
{{greentext|he will never know how to cook anything besides a hot pocket}}
 
{{greentext|he will never have a girlfriend}}
 
{{greentext|he will never have any friends}}
|style=align="center" | N/A
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|-
!style="background:#cccccc;color:#000000"| Pos.
!style="background:#cccccc;color:#000000"| No.
!style="background:#cccccc;color:#000000"| Name
!style="background:#cccccc;color:#000000"| Picture
!style="background:#cccccc;color:#000000"| Description
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
| {{Position|LB}}
| 0
| '''Rachael Gunn, PhD'''
!style="align:center;"| [[File:raygun.png|x200px]]
| An Australian PhD holder who wrote her dissertation on interpretative dance was chosen to represent Australia in breakdancing at the 2024 Paris Olympics. Her qualification was completely rigged and like the old, dried up hag she is she completely embarrassed herself and her nation, scoring 0 points. Just watch her vs. any of the other competitors to see how incredibly shit she was.
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
| {{Position|LB}}
| 20
| '''Monicius Jr.'''
!style="align:center;"| [[File:monicius.png|x200px]]
| Real Madrid player Vinicius Jr. is known to be a bit of an arrogant cunt, baiting racial abuse so he can cry about it in press conferences. Mono = Monkey in Portuguese -> Monicius
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
|" align="center"|{{Position|LB}}
| 33
| '''amd amx'''
!style="align:center;"| [[File:amdamx.png|x200px]]
| Dutch F1 driver Max Verstappen was known, in the beginning of his career, for being a bit of a madman
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
| {{Position|CB}}
| 4
| '''An horse'''
!style="align:center;"| [[File:horse.jpg|x200px]]
| Is an horse a athlete? Fuck it, put him in the team.
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
| {{Position|CB}}
| 4
| '''{{greentext|schalke}}'''
!style="align:center;"| [[File:schalke.png|x200px]]
| {{greentext|schalke}} is an ancient part of /sp/ history, where confused burgers who had no idea what Schalke is would post {{greentext|schalke}} with this image whenever Schalke were mentioned. Though old, {{greentext|schalke}} still maintains relevance as this former staple of the Champions League now wallows in the lower part of the 2nd Bundesliga.
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
| {{Position|CB}}
| 18
| '''Cuckitini'''
!style="align:center;"| [[File:cuckitini.png|x200px]]
| When a /sp/artan discovered that Messi's last name is Cuccitini, you can imagine what happened next. Although primarily referring to Messi, the term Cuckitini has since been applied so several other athletes by schizo spammers.
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
| {{Position|CB}}
| 25
| '''Please Watch Our League'''
!style="align:center;"| [[File:pwol.jpg|x250px]]
| The Portuguese league is known for being a talent farm for bigger leagues, much to the dismay of the Portuguese, who believe their league is worth watching. (lol)
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
| {{Position|CB}}
| 14
| '''SHE'S A DISGRACE'''
!style="align:center;"|[[File:shesadisgrace.png|250px|center]]
| {{tt|The Daily Mail is known for being an opinionated and controversial newspaper, and its online comment section is no different. British tennis player Emma Raducanu is often under fire, most recently for fucking up Andy Murray's final Wimbledon|Image is the default profile picture of a Daily Mail commenter and is sometimes used as OP images next to a parody comment}}
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
|" align="center"|{{Position|RB}}
| 77
| '''gimi'''
!style="align:center;"| [[File:gimi.jpg|x200px]]
| gimi
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
| {{Position|RB}}
| 3
| '''Universal Choking Sign'''
!style="align:center;"| [[File:A_logo.png|250px]]
| pic unrelated
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
| {{Position|RB}}
| 22
| '''Prison FC'''
!style="align:center;"| [[File:prisonfc.png|250px]]
| {{tt|As athletes retire and fade from relevance, they might look for other things to pass the time. Prison FC references athletes who after retirement or while active have been arrested for or convicted of crimes like murder, rape, drugs, etc.|The model and portrait is of Dani Alves, a former Barcelona right back who was recently convicted of sexual assault.}}
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<h3>Midfield</h3>
===Midfield===
{|{{Prettytable}}
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|colspan=6 style="background:#95B3D7;"|<h4>Central Midfield</h4>
|-
|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''No.'''
|width="15%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Name'''
|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Picture'''
|width="40%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Description'''
|width="15%" style="background:#DBE5F1;" | '''Playing Style'''
|width="10%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Card(s)'''
|-
|style="background: #C0C0C0" align="center" | 7
|style="background: #C0C0C0" align="center" | '''George Costanza'''
|style="background: #C0C0C0" align="center" | [[File:George-Costanza.png|x200px]]
|style="background: #C0C0C0" | ''{{greentext | 2011+3 >betting against The Walking Blooter Factory >ISHYGDDT}}''
|style="background: #C0C0C0" align="center" |
|style="background: #C0C0C0" align="center" |
|&mdash;
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|style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | 17
|style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | '''HUELOCAUST'''
|style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" |[[File:Huelocaust.jpg|x200px]]
|style="background: #C3D69B" |7 (SEVEN)
|style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | N/A
|style="background: #C3D69B" |
|-
|align="center" | 99
|align="center" | '''{{greentext|Shorks}}'''
|align="center" |[[File:Shorks.gif|x200px]]
|While most of the hockey viewing public in North America still wonders why they even bothered putting another team in California to begin with, most San Jose Sharks fans just wish for the pain of a gorillian Confrence Quarter Final losses to mercifully end.
|align="center" | N/A
|-
|align="center" | 6
|align="center" | '''{{greentext|Moyes}}'''
|align="center" |[[File:David-Moyes.png|x200px]]
|One of the newest additions to the squad, his popularity on /sp/ skyrocketed when he was announced as the new Manchester United manager, his brilliant tactics are well known across /sp/, with people spamming >moyes to let everyone know what a great move or cross just happened
 
Unfortunately, due to the incompetance of the Man United board and the Players underperforming because they cannot understand the Masterclass tactics of (Soon to be) Sir Davie Moyes, this will (Probably) be {{greentext|Moyes}}'s last Cup
|align="center" |
|align="center" |
|-
|colspan=6 style="background:#95B3D7;"|<h4>Defensive Midfield</h4>
|-
|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''No.'''
|width="15%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Name'''
|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Picture'''
|width="40%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Description'''
|width="15%" style="background:#DBE5F1;" | '''Playing Style'''
|width="10%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Card(s)'''
|-
|style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | 96
|style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | '''Slippy G'''
|style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" |[[File:slip.jpg|x200px]]
|style="background: #C3D69B" |THIS DOES NOT FUCKING SLIP NOW, THIS DOES NOT FUCKING SLIP, LIS- LISTEN! THIS IS GONE! WE GO TO NORWHICH, EXACTLY THE SAME! WE GO AGAIN!
|style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | N/A
|style="background: #C3D69B" |
|-
|align="center" | 43
|align="center" | '''BTFO'''
|align="center"|[[File:BTFO.jpg|x200px]]
| BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
|align="center" |
|align="center" |
|-
|align="center" | 45
|align="center" | '''NO ERA PENAL'''
|align="center"|[[File:NOERAPENAL.jpg|x200px]]
| NO ERA PENAL EH PUTO NO ERA PENAL
|align="center" |
|align="center" |
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|align="center" | 4
|align="center" | '''BASED LESOTHO'''
|align="center"|[[File:LESOTHO.png|x200px]]
| #REKT
|align="center" |
|align="center" |
|-
|colspan=6 style="background:#95B3D7;"|<h4>Attacking Midfield</h4>
|-
|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''No.'''
|width="15%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Name'''
|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Picture'''
|width="40%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Description'''
|width="15%" style="background:#DBE5F1;" | '''Playing Style'''
|width="10%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Card(s)'''
|-
|style="background: #EDDA74" align="center" | 10
|style="background: #EDDA74" align="center" | '''Messi'''
|style="background: #EDDA74" align="center" | [[File:MESSI.jpg|x300px]]
|style="background: #EDDA74" | Messi is /sp/'s talismanic striker and a real fans' favorite. Now going into his 6th (7th?) major tournament, his goals and majestic skills have earned him a fearsome reputation among the opposition. Always looking to get forward at every opportunity and have shots on goal, Messi is /sp/'s top scorer. Despite missing out on the opportunity to repeat his Golden Boot performance, his activities on the field played a significant role in /sp/'s cup victories and they will look to him to continue that level of play.
|style="background: #EDDA74" align="center" |
|style="background: #EDDA74" |
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<h3>Forwards</h3>
{| class="wikitable" width=90%
{|{{Prettytable}}
|-
|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''No.'''
|width="15%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Name'''
|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Picture'''
|width="40%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Description'''
|width="15%" style="background:#DBE5F1;" | '''Boots'''
|width="10%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Card(s)'''
|-
|colspan=6 style="background:#95B3D7;"|<h4>Secondary Striker</h4>
|-
|style="background: #C0C0C0" align="center" | 11
|style="background: #C0C0C0" align="center" | '''Le Cut Inside Man'''
|style="background: #C0C0C0" align="center" | [[image:LCIASM.jpg|x200px]]
|style="background: #C0C0C0" | LE CUT INSIDE AND SHOOT MAN
|style="background: #C0C0C0" align="center" |
|style="background: #C0C0C0" align="center" |
|&mdash;
|-
|colspan=6 style="background:#95B3D7;"|<h4>Centre Forwards</h4>
|-
|style="background: #EDDA74" align="center" | 50
|style="background: #EDDA74" align="center" | '''USA USA USA'''
|style="background: #EDDA74" align="center" | [[File:USA USA USA.jpg|x200px]]
|style="background: #EDDA74" | USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
|style="background: #EDDA74" align="center" |
|style="background: #EDDA74" align="center" |
|-
|-
!style="background:#cccccc;color:#000000"| Pos.
!style="background:#cccccc;color:#000000"| No.
!style="background:#cccccc;color:#000000"| Name
!style="background:#cccccc;color:#000000"| Picture
!style="background:#cccccc;color:#000000"| Description
|-bgcolor="EDDA74"
|" align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
| 10
| '''Messi'''
!style="align:center;"| [[File:mesi.png|x200px]]
| mesi
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
| {{Position|CMF}}
| 89
| '''George Costanza'''
!style="align:center;"| [[File:George-Costanza.png|250px]]
| {{greentext|giving the ball away to horsefuckers in a final}}
{{tt|i shiggy diggy|i seriously hope you don't need an explanation for this}}
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
|" align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
| 19
| '''my reffies :)'''
!style="align:center;"| [[File:myreffies.jpg|x200px]]
| {{tt|Influencing and bribing referees is illegal and morally wrong.| Unless, of course, it's /yourteam/ who benefits}}
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
|" align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
| 66
| '''CAM ON INGERLAND SCORE SAM FAKIN GOALS'''
!style="align:center;"| [[File:FAKINGOALS.jpg|x200px]]
| Verily, I say, it would be most satisfactory if the great nation of England would acquire some points in the athletic pastime of football.
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
| {{Position|DMF}}
| 90
| '''El Var Sinson'''
!style="align:center;"| [[File:varsinson.jpg|250px]]
| {{tt|VAR when pronounced as a word sounds like how sudacas pronounce Bart, leading to inevitable associations with the Simpsons character|Simpson is pronounced Sinson}}
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
| {{Position|DMF}}
| 5
| '''Ngubu'''
!style="align:center;"| [[File:ngubu.jpg|250px]]
| roight, 'e moight be a negro and a foruhnah, buh 'e runs loike e's runnin from lions and i luv 'im like me own son
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
| {{Position|DMF}}
| 97
| '''THIS DOES NOT FOOKIN SLIP'''
|!style="align:center;"| [[File:1324044528303.jpg|x200px]]
| *slips*
|}
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===Forwards===


 
{| class="wikitable" width=90%
 
{|{{Prettytable}}
|-
|style="font-size:90%;" width="40px" align="center"|'''Reserve'''
|-
|-
!style="background:#cccccc;color:#000000"| No.
!style="background:#cccccc;color:#000000"| Pos
!style="background:#cccccc;color:#000000"| Name
!style="background:#cccccc;color:#000000"| Picture
!style="background:#cccccc;color:#000000"| Description
|-bgcolor="EDDA74"
|" align="center"|{{Position|CF}}
| 7
| '''TSUUUUUUUUUUUUU'''
!style="align:center;"| [[File:Tsu.jpg|x200px]]
| A weird yell from Cristiano Ronaldo during his acceptance speech at a FIFA Ballon d'Or ceremony. It's posted to mock his lackluster performances against big teams, while also downplaying his good performances against weak teams. In 2016, he was promoted to being /sp/'s captain due to Portugal finally winning a major trophy.
|-bgcolor="C0C0C0"
|" align="center"|{{Position|SS}}
| 43
| '''{{greentext|he does it for free}}'''
!style="align:center;"| [[File:Janitor.jpg|x200px]]
| NO MONETARY COMPENSATION
|-bgcolor="C0C0C0"
|" align="center"|{{Position|SS}}
| 6
| '''Perro Caca'''
!style="align:center;"| [[File:Perrocaca.jpg|x200px]]
| JANITOR ON SUICIDE WATCH
|}
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<h3>Reserves</h3>
===Reserves===
{|{{Prettytable}}
{|{{Prettytable}}
|-
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|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''No.'''
|width="15%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Name'''
|width="15%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Name'''
|width="40%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Description'''
|width="40%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Description'''
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|align="center" | '''how old?'''
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|align="center" | '''RGKnee'''
|align="center" | '''RGKnee'''
|A quarterback from the Cleverland Browns whose injuries practically ruined his career already.
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|align="center" | '''YOU LIKE THAT'''
|align="center" | '''Cornball'''
|AKA, Captain Kirk from the Washington R******s
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|align="center" | '''Le Ibra Faec'''
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|align="center" | '''Who /a/ here?'''
|align="center" | '''Who /a/ here?'''
|A phrase used by anime fans on /sp/ to call out fellow anime fans in a thread. This can lead to many responses with anime images, pissing off other /sp/artans who dislike the medium.
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|align="center" | '''an horse'''
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|align="center" | '''Wobbler'''
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|align="center" | '''VETTELWINSLOL'''
|align="center" | '''VETTELWINSLOL'''
|Formula 1 meme
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|align="center" | '''Is Flacco Elite?'''
|align="center" | '''Is Flacco Elite?'''
|He won a Super Bowl, so he must be. Could also be called {{greentext|120 MILLION DOLLARS}}
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|align="center" | '''/trb/'''
|align="center" | '''/trb/'''
|The name for Football Manager threads on /sp/. Sometimes known as /lgc/ - little girls club.
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|align="center" |
|align="center" | '''UTV Archiver'''
|align="center" | '''Longthrows:20'''
|A shitstorm from the /trb/ threads where some anon made a 96 page pdf file with lots of weird shit based on a tripfag named UTV. There were even a few videos in the pdf that gave the impression of that anon being in UTV's house without him knowing.
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|align="center" | '''EBAM'''
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|align="center" | '''Lad Banter'''
|align="center" | '''Lad Banter'''
|It's just banter, m8.
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|align="center" |
|align="center" | '''Outlaw'''
|align="center" | '''Goatface'''
|The name shitposters gave themselves as part of a movement against the more strict moderation that /sp/ faces today.
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|align="center" | '''eatdatpussy445'''
|align="center" | '''eatdatpussy445'''
|A really fat and really black Filthydelphia Iggles fan from youtube who has gotten angry as hell at the team on his videos more than once. He visited /sp/ briefly with a tripcode and was scared away by /b/-tards calling him a nigger.
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|align="center" | '''Vaughncouver'''
|align="center" | '''Vaughncouver'''
|Classic /hoc/ image of Vince Vaughn pointing at a player.
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|align="center" | '''Michael Wilbon'''
|align="center" | '''Tony Reali'''
|Because.jpg
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|align="center" | '''I really, really like women'''
|align="center" | '''Kobr'''
|He really, really likes them
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|align="center" | '''System Babby'''
|align="center" | '''negrito'''
|A player performs better when the team around him is helpful? Must be a system babby...
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|align="center" | '''Nerman'''
|align="center" | '''Michael Wilbon'''
|Brazil's top meme
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|align="center" | '''{{greentext|still at the stadium}}'''
|It's been hours since the match, did he really wait that long for a short interview on MOTD?
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|align="center" | '''{{greentext|poop}}'''
|The nickname given Manchester City's manager, Pep Guardiola.
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|align="center" | '''Roast Solo'''
| DON'T POST IT
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|align="center" | '''Please Watch Our League'''
| Please.
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|align="center" | '''Refball'''
| The MVP of every major sport.
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|align="center" | '''USA USA USA'''
| USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA...
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|align="center" | '''SKEEEUP'''
| SKEEUP, hol up, SKEEUP, lemme talk, SKEEEUP
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|align="center" | '''WENGER OUT'''
| {{greentext|Arsenal finally not in the Champions League}}
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|align="center" | '''amd amx'''
|align="center" | '''RONALDO-SAMA'''
|{{greentext|Max Verstappen. It's an F1 thing that I was really surprised at the time about the amount of votes he got.}}
|Truly the best player in the world of football, behind Messi of course
|}
 
[[Category:Official team rosters|sp]]
[[Category:4chan Cup Rosters|sp]]

Latest revision as of 15:43, 25 January 2025

Sub Starter Silver Gold Bronze

The players that will represent Sp icon.png /sp/ in the WC25 Design J.png 2025 4chan Winter Cup.

Goalkeepers

Pos. No. Name Picture Description
  GK
1 So, it happened again Soithappenedagain.jpg Whenever Manchester United lose, draw or generally underperform the Manchester United General, /mug/, will inevitably be posted beginning with "So, it happened again"
>biggest event on the board is now /mug/
  GK
13 Bald Fraud Baldfraud.jpg AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA RODRI SAVE ME

Defenders

Pos. No. Name Picture Description
  LB
0 Rachael Gunn, PhD Raygun.png An Australian PhD holder who wrote her dissertation on interpretative dance was chosen to represent Australia in breakdancing at the 2024 Paris Olympics. Her qualification was completely rigged and like the old, dried up hag she is she completely embarrassed herself and her nation, scoring 0 points. Just watch her vs. any of the other competitors to see how incredibly shit she was.
  LB
20 Monicius Jr. Monicius.png Real Madrid player Vinicius Jr. is known to be a bit of an arrogant cunt, baiting racial abuse so he can cry about it in press conferences. Mono = Monkey in Portuguese -> Monicius
  LB
33 amd amx Amdamx.png Dutch F1 driver Max Verstappen was known, in the beginning of his career, for being a bit of a madman
  CB
4 An horse Horse.jpg Is an horse a athlete? Fuck it, put him in the team.
  CB
4 >schalke Schalke.png >schalke is an ancient part of /sp/ history, where confused burgers who had no idea what Schalke is would post >schalke with this image whenever Schalke were mentioned. Though old, >schalke still maintains relevance as this former staple of the Champions League now wallows in the lower part of the 2nd Bundesliga.
  CB
18 Cuckitini Cuckitini.png When a /sp/artan discovered that Messi's last name is Cuccitini, you can imagine what happened next. Although primarily referring to Messi, the term Cuckitini has since been applied so several other athletes by schizo spammers.
  CB
25 Please Watch Our League Pwol.jpg The Portuguese league is known for being a talent farm for bigger leagues, much to the dismay of the Portuguese, who believe their league is worth watching. (lol)
  CB
14 SHE'S A DISGRACE
Shesadisgrace.png
 The Daily Mail is known for being an opinionated and controversial newspaper, and its online comment section is no different. British tennis player Emma Raducanu is often under fire, most recently for fucking up Andy Murray's final Wimbledon
  RB
77 gimi Gimi.jpg gimi
  RB
3 Universal Choking Sign A logo.png pic unrelated
  RB
22 Prison FC Prisonfc.png As athletes retire and fade from relevance, they might look for other things to pass the time. Prison FC references athletes who after retirement or while active have been arrested for or convicted of crimes like murder, rape, drugs, etc.

Midfield

Pos. No. Name Picture Description
  CMF
10 Messi Mesi.png mesi
  CMF
89 George Costanza George-Costanza.png >giving the ball away to horsefuckers in a final

i shiggy diggy

  CMF
19 my reffies :) Myreffies.jpg Influencing and bribing referees is illegal and morally wrong.
  CMF
66 CAM ON INGERLAND SCORE SAM FAKIN GOALS FAKINGOALS.jpg Verily, I say, it would be most satisfactory if the great nation of England would acquire some points in the athletic pastime of football.
  DMF
90 El Var Sinson Varsinson.jpg VAR when pronounced as a word sounds like how sudacas pronounce Bart, leading to inevitable associations with the Simpsons character
  DMF
5 Ngubu Ngubu.jpg roight, 'e moight be a negro and a foruhnah, buh 'e runs loike e's runnin from lions and i luv 'im like me own son
  DMF
97 THIS DOES NOT FOOKIN SLIP 1324044528303.jpg *slips*

Forwards

No. Pos Name Picture Description
  CF
7 TSUUUUUUUUUUUUU Tsu.jpg A weird yell from Cristiano Ronaldo during his acceptance speech at a FIFA Ballon d'Or ceremony. It's posted to mock his lackluster performances against big teams, while also downplaying his good performances against weak teams. In 2016, he was promoted to being /sp/'s captain due to Portugal finally winning a major trophy.
  SS
43 >he does it for free Janitor.jpg NO MONETARY COMPENSATION
  SS
6 Perro Caca Perrocaca.jpg JANITOR ON SUICIDE WATCH

Reserves

Name Description
RGKnee A quarterback from the Cleverland Browns whose injuries practically ruined his career already.
YOU LIKE THAT AKA, Captain Kirk from the Washington R******s
Who /a/ here? A phrase used by anime fans on /sp/ to call out fellow anime fans in a thread. This can lead to many responses with anime images, pissing off other /sp/artans who dislike the medium.
VETTELWINSLOL Formula 1 meme
Is Flacco Elite? He won a Super Bowl, so he must be. Could also be called >120 MILLION DOLLARS
/trb/ The name for Football Manager threads on /sp/. Sometimes known as /lgc/ - little girls club.
UTV Archiver A shitstorm from the /trb/ threads where some anon made a 96 page pdf file with lots of weird shit based on a tripfag named UTV. There were even a few videos in the pdf that gave the impression of that anon being in UTV's house without him knowing.
Lad Banter It's just banter, m8.
Outlaw The name shitposters gave themselves as part of a movement against the more strict moderation that /sp/ faces today.
eatdatpussy445 A really fat and really black Filthydelphia Iggles fan from youtube who has gotten angry as hell at the team on his videos more than once. He visited /sp/ briefly with a tripcode and was scared away by /b/-tards calling him a nigger.
Vaughncouver Classic /hoc/ image of Vince Vaughn pointing at a player.
Michael Wilbon Because.jpg
I really, really like women He really, really likes them
System Babby A player performs better when the team around him is helpful? Must be a system babby...
Nerman Brazil's top meme
>still at the stadium It's been hours since the match, did he really wait that long for a short interview on MOTD?
>poop The nickname given Manchester City's manager, Pep Guardiola.
Roast Solo DON'T POST IT
Please Watch Our League Please.
Refball The MVP of every major sport.
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA...
SKEEEUP SKEEUP, hol up, SKEEUP, lemme talk, SKEEEUP
WENGER OUT >Arsenal finally not in the Champions League
amd amx >Max Verstappen. It's an F1 thing that I was really surprised at the time about the amount of votes he got.
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