Latest revision as of 20:06, 18 July 2024

/pakeji/

To buy, or not to buy, that is the question. And the answer to it is obvious.

/pakeji/ - Pakeji

Founded

July 8, 2023

Manager

GSC President

IRL manager

Sovlmancer

Team colors

Chat color

01d2ff
Pakeji Blue

Top scorer

Rin-chan, my beloved. (13)

Top assister

19 Eligma (6)

Captain

Arona

Website

/pakeji/ - Pakeji

Nickname

Dolphins, Whales

Historic performance

9	0	2			11				81.82%
W	D	L			TOTAL				EFFICIENCY

GF	GA	GD
33	17	+16

Biggest win
/pakeji/	6–2	/chroma/
24 March, 2024

Biggest defeat
/bomber/	3–0	/pakeji/
1 September, 2023

First match
/vh/	5–4	/pakeji/
26 August, 2023

Team music

Anthem	Theme 11 - Connected Sky (REMIX)
Victory Anthem	Theme 11 - Connected Sky (REMIX 2)

Goal horn

Theme 133 - Goal Wo Nerae!

Kits

9 Blue Archives per multiroll guaranteed!
You don't want the game to EoS, do you?
Get every student with this ONE simple trick.

C

reated for the /ag/ League, this /bag/ spinoff specializes in shilling in-game purchases, preventing EoS and raping the useless team mascot after every lost match. Will the impending threat of server closure be successfully thwarted, or will >we enter the graveyard of gachas and fade into obscurity? Only time will tell, but one thing is clear: you have to buy Pakeji.

Exports

/ag/ League 7	Kivotos Halo Festival
Tactics Export Aesthetics Export Audio Export Pastebin	Tactics Export Aesthetics Export Audio Export Pastebin

Roster

Main Article: /pakeji/ roster.

No.

Position

Player

1

GK

Pink Archive

2

CB

Trad Clingy Cat GF

3

CB

Modern Clingy Cat GF

4

LB

Precious Student

5

RB

WAKALOVE

6

DMF

Is coffee good for you?

7

CMF

Rapist Elf

8

CMF

Hyakkiyako Enthusiast

9

SS

Explosive Dog

10

SS

19 Eligma

11

CF

Rin-chan, my beloved.

No.

Position

Player

12

GK

Useless Mascot

13

CB

>17 years old

14

CB

SHE FUCKING SHOT ME

15

LB

Yamato Nakadashi

16

LB

Tea Woman

17

LB

Cute Librarian

18

RB

RARE HARE

19

RB

Shiggy

20

RB

IGIMASS

21

DMF

CORPSE

22

DMF

Here's your rate up student, bro

23

DMF

Ako fan on /bag/

Music

Main Themes	Goalhorns	Chants
Team Anthem: Theme 11 - Connected Sky (REMIX) File:TeamAnthemConnectedSkyRemix.ogg Victory Anthem: Theme 11 - Connected Sky (REMIX 2) File:VictoryAnthemConnectedSkyRemix.ogg Goal Theme: Theme 133 - Goal Wo Nerae! File:GoalThemeGoalWoNerae.ogg	Own Goal: Theme 7 - Unwelcome School File:GoalUnwelcomeSchool.ogg Precious Student: Theme 159 - Operation☆DOTABATA File:GoalOperationDOTABATA.ogg 19 Eligma: Theme 11 - Connected Sky (REMIX 3) File:GoalConnectedSkyRemix.ogg 19 Eligma (hat-trick): Theme 11 - Connected Sky (REMIX 4) File:GoalConnectedSkyRemix2.ogg Explosive Dog: Theme 131 - Shooting Athletes File:GoalShootingAthletes.ogg Hyakkiyako Enthusiast: Theme 145 - Hinagesi File:GoalHinagesi.ogg Rin-chan, my beloved: Theme 1 - Constant Moderato (REMIX) File:GoalConstantModeratoRemix.ogg WAKALOVE: Theme 77 - Burning Love File:GoalBurningLove.ogg	Arigato File:ChantArigato.ogg Atsui File:ChantAtsui.ogg BruAkaivu File:ChantBruAkaivu.ogg Ganbare File:ChantGanbare.ogg Hiyee File:ChantHiyee.ogg Kufufu~ File:ChantKufufu.ogg Rin-chan File:ChantRinchan.ogg Sensei File:ChantSensei.ogg Shuwabababa File:ChantShuwabababa.ogg Wappi File:ChantWappi.ogg

History

Creation

Team created solely to see Explosive Dog play divegrass. It somehow worked out.

/ag/ League 7

>get picked by the rigging wheel
>get 90+'d
>get destroyed by HUGE chibis
>win when it doesn't matter

Guh phew, that was a nice divegrass league.

UPDATE: Since Kivotos Halo Festival is now a yearly event, the team has been prohibited from playing in any future AGLs.
I prefer signing up my other team /fluff/ for any other invitational, therefore /pakeji/ will only play in the aforementioned festival.
UPDATE 2: My sources have informed me that the festival may be dead due to the disappearance of the manager. If that's the case then the team is dead. At least it ended on a high note!

Kivotos Halo Festival

>defeat the debt school with a chant abuse
>close SRT once again
>destroy some cardboards
>remind gamers that P2W is a good thing
>expose FRAUDkoto
>play catch with Himari as her team watches
>achieve a happy ending against doomfags with the power of an ADULT CARD

Sensei's rights? Respected. Sensei's wallet? Empty. Life is good.

Matches

Competition	Stage	Opponent	Result	Scorers	Date
/ag/ League 7	Group Stage	/vh/	4 – 5 L	8' 19 Eligma 48' 19 Eligma ' (Coom in Doom) 52' Coom in Doom ' (Rapist Elf) 74' Rapist Elf ' (Explosive Dog)	26 August, 2023
		/bomber/	0 – 3 L		1 September, 2023
		/gsc/	3 – 2 W	48' Explosive Dog ' (Is coffee good for you?) 55' Coom in Doom 90' Explosive Dog ' (Rapist Elf)	2 September, 2023
Midweek Madness	Friendly Match	/bag/	2 – 1 W	29' 19 Eligma ' (Precious Student) 42' Rin-chan, my beloved. ' (19 Eligma)	25 January, 2024
Kivotos Halo Festival	Group Stage	/abydos/	2 – 0 W	79' Rapist Elf ' (Rin-chan, my beloved.) 84' Explosive Dog	16 March, 2024
		/srt/	4 – 1 W	16' Rin-chan, my beloved. ' (19 Eligma) 32' Hyakkiyako Enthusiast ' (Explosive Dog) 53' Rin-chan, my beloved. ' (RARE HARE) 60' 19 Eligma ' (RARE HARE)	17 March, 2024
		/npc/	4 – 0 W	30' Rin-chan, my beloved. ' (19 Eligma) 50' 19 Eligma ' (Rin-chan, my beloved.) 59' Rin-chan, my beloved. 87' Rin-chan, my beloved. ' (Rapist Elf)	23 March, 2024
	Quarterfinals	/gdd/	4 – 3 W	6' Explosive Dog 26' 19 Eligma ' (Ako fan on /bag/) 42' Rin-chan, my beloved. ' (Hyakkiyako Enthusiast) 76' Rin-chan, my beloved. ' (19 Eligma)	24 March, 2024
	Semifinals	/gehenna/	2 – 0 W	39' 19 Eligma 64' 19 Eligma ' (Rin-chan, my beloved.)	24 March, 2024
	Final	/millennium/	2 – 0 W	5' Rin-chan, my beloved. ' (Explosive Dog) 9' Rin-chan, my beloved. ' (19 Eligma)	24 March, 2024
	Final Boss	/chroma/	6 – 2 W	22' 19 Eligma ' (Rin-chan, my beloved.) 55' RARE HARE ' (Rapist Elf) 63' Rin-chan, my beloved. ' (RARE HARE) 67' Rapist Elf ' (19 Eligma) 84' Rin-chan, my beloved. ' (RARE HARE) 90+1' Rin-chan, my beloved. ' (Rapist Elf)	24 March, 2024

Statistics

Player Statistics

Players in italics have retired from the team.

Player (Striker)	Goals	Assists	MVPs
Rin-chan, my beloved.	13	4	5
19 Eligma	9	6	2
Explosive Dog	4	3	2
Rapist Elf	3	5	0
Coom in Doom	2	1	0
RARE HARE	1	4	0
Hyakkiyako Enthusiast	1	1	0
Precious Student	0	1	0
Is coffee good for you?	0	1	0
Ako fan on /bag/	0	1	0

Player (Goalkeeper)	Saves
Pink Archive	14
Useless Mascot	6
I'll take responsibility.	3

Competition Statistics

League	W	L	GF	GA	GD
/ag/ League 7	1	2	7	10	-3
Midweek Madness	1	0	2	1	1
Kivotos Halo Festival	7	0	24	6	18
Total:	9	2	33	17	+16

Team Awards

Kivotos Halo Festival
Team of the Tournament
Kivotos Halo Festival
Best Player
Kivotos Halo Festival
Golden Boot

@@ Line 182: / Line 182: @@
 <b>UPDATE:</b> Since Kivotos Halo Festival is now a yearly event, the team has been prohibited from playing in any future AGLs. </br>
 I prefer signing up my other team {{team away|fluff}} for any other invitational, therefore {{team away|pakeji}} will only play in the aforementioned festival.</br>
-<b>UPDATE 2:</b> My sources have informed me that the festival may be dead due to the {{tt|disappearance of the manager|Imagine getting 3rd place and then still being dogpiled on by the "fans". Good job, retards.}}. If that's the case then the team is dead.
+<b>UPDATE 2:</b> My sources have informed me that the festival may be dead due to the {{tt|disappearance of the manager|Imagine dogpiling on someone who just got the team's best result yet. Good job, retards.}}. If that's the case then the team is dead. At least it ended on a high note!
 ===<u>Kivotos Halo Festival</u>===

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Exports

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Music