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/sbu/

None of Us Is as Dumb as All of Us

/sbu/ - Smooth Brains United

Founded

11 August 2024

IRL manager

Nada
Alexl7l !!MGBAes2OQ00
Cipher !!V0y9uLMUuqu
aquantis !!czh67wKB6Up
DarkElfNinja !!bBkegrCfrWM

Team colors

Extra team colors

Chat color

9B111E
Ruby Red

Top scorer

()

Top assister

N/A (N/A)

Captain

Perfect Heart, Eh? Sex?, Happy Boobs

Website

/sbu/ - Smooth Brains United

Nickname

Smoothbrains, Retards

Historic performance

0	0	0			0				0%
W	D	L			TOTAL				EFFICIENCY

GF	GA	GD
0	0	0

Biggest win
TBD	–	TBD


Biggest defeat
TBD	–	TBD


First match
TBD	–	TBD

Team music

Anthem

[// ]

Goal horn

[// ]

Kits

Smooth Brains United is a tag team combining the /vg/ League rosters of /nepgen/, /alg/, and /skg/ founded on 11th August, 2024. The team will begin play in /vg/ League Randomized Tag Team Cup 3.

Roster /nepgen/

No.

Position

Player

11

GK

Nepgeardam

17

LB

Kurome

20

CB

Rapesty

8

CB

Monday

10

RB

Neptunia Games on Motorcycles

5

DMF

Ronaldinho Soccer 64

3

LMF

Buy Life Rings

7

CMF

Big Nep

2

RMF

Buran

4

AMF

No Sisters

1

CF

Perfect Heart

No.

Position

Player

21

LB

Makers

16

LB

Ram

9

CB

DESU~

19

CB

Sik Sok Influencer

6

CB

Nepgyaaa

15

RB

Rom‎

12

RB

Switch Exclusive

13

DMF

Sister Killer

14

DMF

Bad At Everything

18

DMF

Too Expensive

22

DMF

Play Compa-chan Games

23

DMF

Marvy

Roster /alg/

No.

Position

Player

62

	GK

HONEYYYYYY

69

	CF

EH?SEX?

6

	AMF

E

88

	RMF

BUILD ROON

2

	CMF

BOCCHI THE BOAT

5

	LMF

LOVELY FOX WIFE

300

	DMF

PRINZ LOVE

14

	LB

AUNTIE

11

	CB

AITA!

20

	CB

TASHCUNNY

19

	RB

MOMMY

No.

Position

Player

18

	LB

BISCUIT FORMA DE ZWEI

13

	LB

MARK PEPPER

8

	CB

LE CUNNY

17

	CB

UNIPORN

7

	CB

IRREPLACABLE KOT

15

	RB

GIB ORDERS

9

	RB

PINK CUNT

10

	DMF

OH NO NO SISTERS

23

	DMF

RETVRN TO SAIL

12

	DMF

WHITE MEN FUCK DOGS

24

	DMF

I CAN FEEL IT IN MY MEAT

262

	DMF

TITS TOO BIG THE GAME

Roster /skg/

No.

Position

Player

1

GK

Ball Mommy

2

RB

Fucky

4

CB

Yahoo Time

5

CB

Sank You

3

LB

Sucky

6

DMF

BIG FAT KAT TATS

7

CMF

Obligatory Crossover Senran

8

AMF

Walmart Kagura

9

SS

LIFE

10

SS

HOMETOWN

11

CF

Happy Boobs

No.

Position

Player

12

GK

Punch My Balls

13

RB

Hai Ronpa

20

RB

Edgy Shortstack

15

CB

15 Years Old You Sick Fuck

16

CB

Subtle Imu

21

CB

Miggers

22

CB

Christmas Cake

14

LB

Bashou’s Friend

17

LB

Cute Crab

18

DMF

Bonk the Ronk

19

DMF

Meebs

23

DMF

Fuck China

Exports

Music Export: how do I upload this shit? whats a mega? WHATS A RIGDIO??

/nepgen/

Tactical Export:How retarded can we get?
Aesthetics Export: I have pretended to be retarded for 10 years and I am not stopping now

/alg/

/skg/

Tactical Export: HURR DURR
Aesthetics Export: Dare to Be Stupid

Match History

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
	TBD	/vg/ League Randomized Tag Team Cup 3 Winners’ Bracket Quarterfinals

@@ Line 77: / Line 77: @@
 {{sq start|bg=#72e6f5|fg=#000000}}
 {{sq start player |no=62 |pos=GK |name=<span class="explain" title="NEW JERSEY">HONEYYYYYY</span>}}
-{{sq gold player |no=69 |pos=AMF |name=<span class="explain" title="DUMBSEX">EH?SEX?{{Captain}}</span>}}
+{{sq gold player |no=69 |pos=CF |name=<span class="explain" title="DUMBSEX">EH?SEX?{{Captain}}</span>}}
-{{sq gold player |no=6 |pos=CF |name=<span class="explain" title="ENTERPRISE">E{{vice-captain}}</span>}}
+{{sq gold player |no=6 |pos=AMF |name=<span class="explain" title="ENTERPRISE">E{{vice-captain}}</span>}}
-{{sq silver player |no=88 |pos=AMF |name=<span class="explain" title="BUILD">BUILD ROON</span>}}
+{{sq silver player |no=88 |pos=RMF |name=<span class="explain" title="BUILD">BUILD ROON</span>}}
 {{sq silver player |no=2 |pos=CMF |name=<span class="explain" title="So keep showing us more and more. Of ''Bocchi-Chan's boat''. Bocchi the Boat!">BOCCHI THE BOAT</span>}}
-{{sq silver player |no=5 |pos=CMF |name=<span class="explain" title="YANDERE, WAR CRIME DENIER, COOF VICTIM">LOVELY FOX WIFE</span>}}
+{{sq silver player |no=5 |pos=LMF |name=<span class="explain" title="WAR CRIME DENIER">LOVELY FOX WIFE</span>}}
 {{sq start player |no=300 |pos=DMF |name=<span class="explain" title="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Crossroads#Test_Baker">PRINZ LOVE</span>}}
-{{sq start player |no=18 |pos=LB |name=<span class="explain" title="FAKEST PAPERSHIT EVER">BISCUIT FORMA DE ZWEI</span>}}
+{{sq start player |no=14 |pos=LB |name=<span class="explain" title="My aunt and our daughter">AUNTIE</span>}}
-{{sq start player |no=8 |pos=CB |name=<span class="explain" title="FRENCH CUNNY">LE CUNNY</span>}}
+{{sq start player |no=11 |pos=CB |name=<span class="explain" title="BUNNY CUNNY">AITA!</span>}}
-{{sq start player |no=12 |pos=CB |name=<span class="explain" title="THEY REALLY FUCK 'EM">WHITE MEN FUCK DOGS</span>}}
+{{sq start player |no=20 |pos=CB |name=<span class="explain" title="KOMRADE">TASHCUNNY</span>}}
-{{sq start player |no=13 |pos=RB |name=<span class="explain" title="KANSEN CUMDUMPSTER">SHITCAN</span>}}
+{{sq start player |no=19 |pos=RB |name=<span class="explain" title="/alg/ - Sigmund Freud General">MOMMY</span>}}
 {{sq mid|bg=#72e6f5|fg=#000000}}
-{{sq player |no=23 |pos=LB |name=<span class="explain" title="DISCARD THE FIT STEEL AND SAIL ON THE CHUBBY FRIGATE">RETVRN TO SAIL</span>}}
+{{sq player |no=18 |pos=LB |name=<span class="explain" title="FAKEST PAPERSHIT EVER">BISCUIT FORMA DE ZWEI</span>}}
-{{sq player |no=24 |pos=LB |name=<span class="explain" title="MEAT!">I CAN FEEL IT IN MY MEAT</span>}}
+{{sq player |no=13 |pos=LB |name=<span class="explain" title="EVIL WOMEN">MARK PEPPER</span>}}
-{{sq player |no=20 |pos=LB |name=<span class="explain" title="KOMRADE">TASHCUNNY</span>}}
+{{sq player |no=8 |pos=CB |name=<span class="explain" title="FRENCH CUNNY">LE CUNNY</span>}}
-{{sq player |no=15 |pos=CB |name=<span class="explain" title="PINK CUTE">GIB ORDERS</span>}}
-{{sq player |no=9 |pos=CB |name=<span class="explain" title="NO VACATIONS">PINK CUNT</span>}}
 {{sq player |no=17 |pos=CB |name=<span class="explain" title="GANBARE">UNIPORN</span>}}
-{{sq player |no=7 |pos=RB |name=<span class="explain" title=":3">IRREPLACABLE KOT</span>}}
+{{sq player |no=7 |pos=CB |name=<span class="explain" title=":3">IRREPLACABLE KOT</span>}}
-{{sq player |no=11 |pos=RB |name=<span class="explain" title="BUNNY CUNNY">AITA!</span>}}
+{{sq player |no=15 |pos=RB |name=<span class="explain" title="PINK CUTE">GIB ORDERS</span>}}
-{{sq player |no=10 |pos=RB |name=<span class="explain" title="MONARKEK">OH NO NO SISTERS</span>}}
+{{sq player |no=9 |pos=RB |name=<span class="explain" title="NO VACATIONS">PINK CUNT</span>}}
+{{sq player |no=10 |pos=DMF |name=<span class="explain" title="MONARKEK">OH NO NO SISTERS</span>}}
+{{sq player |no=23 |pos=DMF |name=<span class="explain" title="DISCARD THE FIT STEEL AND SAIL ON THE CHUBBY FRIGATE">RETVRN TO SAIL</span>}}
+{{sq player |no=12 |pos=DMF |name=<span class="explain" title="THEY REALLY FUCK 'EM">WHITE MEN FUCK DOGS</span>}}
+{{sq player |no=24 |pos=DMF |name=<span class="explain" title="MEAT!">I CAN FEEL IT IN MY MEAT</span>}}
 {{sq player |no=262 |pos=DMF |name=<span class="explain" title="THEY KEEP GETTING BIGGER">TITS TOO BIG THE GAME</span>}}
-{{sq player |no=19 |pos=DMF |name=<span class="explain" title="/alg/ - Sigmund Freud General">MOMMY</span>}}
-{{sq player |no=14 |pos=DMF |name=<span class="explain" title="My aunt and our daughter">AUNTIE</span>}}
 {{sq end}}
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 ==Exports==
-* '''Music Export: '''
+* '''Music Export: [https://drive.google.com/file/d/1-APrNm_Tjm2IUYOKM6JYuz5OfyGQdtlE/view?usp=sharing how do I upload this shit? whats a mega? WHATS A RIGDIO??]'''
 == {{team away|nepgen}} ==
-* '''Tactical Export:'''
+* '''Tactical Export:[https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1165167861136904193/1274771518043193365/nepgen_ttc3.ted?ex=66c376fe&is=66c2257e&hm=585547d36f2ea73a8947ccd2eaa2e5330b69f60ee4165216d952a72ebe7a720b& How retarded can we get?]'''
-* '''Aesthetics Export: [https://mega.nz/file/vJklAB6a#vwwHk_vfnxehXOHzT6IQQpaLzdQzlTVUn-UyTlDrpuo I have pretended to be retarded for 10 years and I am not stopping now]'''
+* '''Aesthetics Export: [https://mega.nz/file/PZNBkRJZ#jG_u6BXPAK3lB4sDBWNcF2vPSCljBKbXIY5u8BUrbyo I have pretended to be retarded for 10 years and I am not stopping now]'''
 == {{team away|alg}} ==
-* '''Tactical Export:'''
+* '''Tactical Export:[https://drive.google.com/file/d/1r_VPwEciVyuGyUGVXBexKa-u1051Cyct/view?usp=sharing Applicants are required by military regulation to have a percentile score on a standardized test called the ASVAB that is 31 or more, which is roughly comparable to an IQ score on the Stanford-Binet scale of a little bit less than 92, for high school graduates seeking to enter the Navy.]'''
-* '''Aesthetics Export:'''
+* '''Aesthetics Export: [https://drive.google.com/file/d/1_qyHP63lw_SnqG6L-JTd8kdCCL-EHBEQ/view?usp=sharing in a team full of retards and idiots, Essex stands on top]'''
 == {{team away|skg}} ==
-* '''Tactical Export:'''
+* '''Tactical Export:''' [https://mega.nz/file/ajwRRDhJ#c1N0VF1u16yFOd3wuuz2PcXsVSw8sKss8wCI7ONlxaY HURR DURR]
-* '''Aesthetics Export:'''
+* '''Aesthetics Export:''' [https://mega.nz/file/q34ywIwT#b0EWHCHoH0Gsj9dwnxFtYYcGVlUxneMJHJNtqsBHxUk Dare to Be Stupid]
 ==Match History==

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