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<big>'''Main Article: [[/g/]]'''</big>
==Main Roster==
== Current Roster ==
=== Starters ===
=== Starters ===
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! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="5%"| Position
! style="color:#BBBAFF; background:#2D2D35" scope="col" width="2%"| No.
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="4%"| No.
! style="color:#BBBAFF; background:#2D2D35" scope="col" width="4%"| Position
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="15%"| Name
! style="color:#BBBAFF; background:#2D2D35" scope="col" width="10%"| Name
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="10%"| Image
! style="color:#BBBAFF; background:#2D2D35" scope="col" width="10%"| Image
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="38"| Description
! style="color:#BBBAFF; background:#2D2D35" scope="col" width="10%"| Face
! style="color:#BBBAFF; background:#2D2D35" scope="col" width="40%"| Description
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| GK
| 1
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 1
|align=center| {{Position|GK}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Stallman'''
| '''Stallman'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:stallman.jpg|250px]]
| [[File:stallman.jpg|250px]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Richard Matthew Stallman, founder of the Free Software Foundation and GNU project. Also known as rms. <br>Check out his personal website at [http://stallman.org stallman.org].
| [[File:WC19-71901.png|250px]]
| Richard Matthew Stallman, founder of the Free Software Foundation and GNU project. Also known as rms. <br>Check out his personal website at [http://stallman.org stallman.org].
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| RB
| 76
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 9
|align=center| {{Position|LB}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''No Drivers'''
| '''iTODDLERS BTFO'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:no_drivers.jpg|250px]]
| [[File:Laughing_Satania.gif|250px]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| ATI's drivers had issues, Serious Issues. With years of experience on the /g/ team of having absolutely no drivers.
| [[File:WC19-71921.png|250px]]
| {{greentext|applefags}}
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background:" scope="row"| CB
| 20
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background:"| 3
|align=center| {{Position|CB}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background:"| '''Tay.ai'''
| '''i use arch btw'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background:"| [[File:tay_ai.jpg|250px]]
| [[File:archfag.png|250px]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background:"| Tay was an artificial intelligence chatterbot that was originally released by Microsoft Corporation via Twitter on March 23, 2016; it caused subsequent controversy when the bot began to post tweets deemed offensive and among the likes of anti-semitic and racist. The bot was eventually shut down very quickly after release to stop it's hilarious tweets.
| [[File:WC19-71915.png|250px]]
| i use arch btw
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px;  scope="row"| CB
| 79
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; "| 4
|align=center| {{Position|CB}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; "| '''Something Happened'''
| '''SICP'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; "| [[File:something_happened.jpg|250px]]
| [[File:SICP.jpg|250px]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; "| The infamous and unhelpful error message that was supplied in recent versions of the windows operating system. When enemy strikers attempt to enter the /g/ defences, They will be stopped and greeted by Something Happened.
| [[File:WC19-71902.png|250px]]
| A legendary book from an introductory programming course at MIT. RIP /prog/.
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background:" scope="row"| LB
| 12
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background:"| 29
|align=center| {{Position|RB}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background:"| '''*BSD'''
| '''Something Happened'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background:"| [[File:bsd.jpg|250px]]
| [[File:something_happened.jpg|250px]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background:"| Berkley Software Distribution. A lesser known cousin of GNU/Linux.
| [[File:WC19-71905.png|250px]]
| The infamous and unhelpful error message that was supplied in recent versions of the windows operating system. When enemy strikers attempt to enter the /g/ midfield, They will be stopped and greeted by Something Happened.
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" scope="row"| DMF
| 92
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| 5
|align=center| {{Position|DMF}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| '''Thinkpad'''
| '''Thinkpad'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| [[File:thinkpad.jpg|250px]]
| [[File:thinkpad.jpg|250px]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| IBM ThinkPad: Legendary build quality, extensively customizable, and damn sexy. <br>Some users of /g/ will tell you that if it's not ten years old and worth $50, it's not worth using.
| [[File:WC19-71907.png|250px]]
| IBM ThinkPad: Legendary build quality, extensively customizable, and damn sexy. <br>Some users of /g/ will tell you that if it's not ten years old and worth $50, it's not worth using.
|-
| 56
|align=center| {{Position|CMF}}
| '''DEVELOPERS'''
| [[File:Ballmer.jpg|250px]]
| [[File:WC19-71908.png|250px]]
| Steve Ballmer, former CEO of Microsoft. Famous for his insanity and [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMU0tzLwhbE DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS].
|- style="background: #BFBFBF"
| 8
|align=center| {{Position|LMF}}
| '''No Time for Love'''
| [[File:no_time_for_love.jpg|250px]]
| [[File:WC19-71910.png|250px]]
| Desktop Thread
|- style="background: #BFBFBF"
| 0
|align=center| {{Position|RMF}}
| '''Botnet'''
| [[File:botnet.png|250px]]
| [[File:WC19-71906.png|250px]]
| Chrome? Botnet. Windows? Botnet. To /g/, a botnet is any software that isn't free as in freedom.
|- style="background: #EDDA74"
| 13
|align=center| {{Position|AMF}}
| '''Terry A. Davis'''
| [[File:terry_a_davis.jpg|250px]]
| [[File:WC19-71909.png|250px]]
| Notorious American Programmer who started development for TempleOS in 2503 after a brutal series of manic episodes which left him hospitalised. Davis is a former atheist who believes that he can "talk with God" and that God told him the operating system he built was God's third temple. According to Davis TempleOS is of 'Divine' intellect due to the inspired nature of the code. According to Davis, God said to create the operating system with 640x480, 16 colors display and a single audio voice.<br>'''Rest In Peace Terry'''<br>'''1969-2018'''
|- style="background: #EDDA74"
| 42
|align=center| {{Position|CF}}
| '''Install Gentoo {{Captain}}'''
| [[File:install_gentoo.jpg|250px]]
| [[File:WC19-71911.png|250px]]
| "Hey /g/, what distro should I install?"
|}
 
=== Substitutes ===
{| class="wikitable" style="text-align: center; border-collapse: collapse; border: 1px solid #A2A9B1"
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| CMF
! style="color:#BBBAFF; background:#2D2D35" scope="col" width="2%"| No.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 7
! style="color:#BBBAFF; background:#2D2D35" scope="col" width="4%"| Position
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Terrorist Watch'''
! style="color:#BBBAFF; background:#2D2D35" scope="col" width="10%"| Name
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:terrorist_watch.png|250px]]
! style="color:#BBBAFF; background:#2D2D35" scope="col" width="10%"| Image
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Also known as the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casio_F-91W Casio F-91W], /g/ loves this watch for being durable, reliable, and dirt cheap. These same features also caught the attention of the expert time-bomb manufacturers of al-Qaeda, leading it to be determined as 'the sign of al-Qaeda' and a contributing factor to continued detention of prisoners by the analysts stationed at Guantánamo Bay. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casio_F-91W#Claimed_use_in_terrorism]
! style="color:#BBBAFF; background:#2D2D35" scope="col" width="10%"| Face
! style="color:#BBBAFF; background:#2D2D35" scope="col" width="40%"| Description
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| CMF
| 19
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 35
|align=center| {{Position|LB}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Terry A. Davis'''
| '''{{greentext|a fucking cheese grater}}'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:terry_a_davis.jpg|250px]]
| [[File:cheese grater.png|250px]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Notorious American Programmer who started development for TempleOS in 2003 after a brutal series of manic episodes which left him hospitalised. Davis is a former atheist who believes that he can "talk with God" and that God told him the operating system he built was God's third temple. According to Davis TempleOS is of 'Divine' intellect due to the inspired nature of the code. According to Davis, God said to create the operating system with 640x480, 16 colors display and a single audio voice.
| [[File:GRosterPlaceholder.png|250px]]
| {{tt|$1000 monitor stand sold seperately|don't forget the $700 wheels}}
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" scope="row"| AMF
| 16
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| 10
|align=center| {{Position|CB}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| '''Botnet'''
| '''Consumerism'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| [[File:botnet.png|250px]]
| [[File:Consumerism.png|250px]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| Chrome? Botnet. Windows? Botnet. To /g/, a botnet is any software that isn't free as in freedom.
| [[File:GRosterPlaceholder.png|250px]]
| The driving force of the tech market and bane of any self-respecting /g/entooman
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74" scope="row"| SS
| 38
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74"| 14
|align=center| {{Position|CB}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74"| '''No Time for Love'''
| '''GIVE IT BACK JAMAL'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74"| [[File:no_time_for_love.jpg|250px]]
| [[File:jamal.png|250px]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74"| Desktop Thread
| [[File:WC19-71913.png|250px]]
| People commonly come to /g/ asking about unlocking their "non-stolen" phone and the reply is always GIVE IT BACK JAMAL
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74" scope="row"| CF
| 69
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74"| 11
|align=center| {{Position|CB}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74"| '''Install Gentoo [[File:Captain.png]]'''
| '''Torvalds'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74"| [[File:install_gentoo.jpg|250px]]
| [[File:Torvalds.gif|250px]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74"| "Hey /g/, what distro should I install?"
| [[File:WC19-71904.png|250px]]
|}
| Linus Torvalds - Chief architect of the Linux kernel and creator of git.
 
|-
=== Substitutes ===
| 88
{| class="wikitable" style="text-align: center; border-collapse: collapse; border-width: 1px; border-style: solid; border-color: #000"
|align=center| {{Position|CB}}
| '''Louis Rossmann'''
| [[File:Rossmann.jpg|250px]]
| [[File:GRosterPlaceholder.png|250px]]
| A repair tech and Right to Repair activist. Known for his highly informative YouTube content.
|-
| 50
|align=center| {{Position|RB}}
| '''Mommy Lisa'''
| [[File:LisaSu.png|250px]]
| [[File:WC19-71920.png|250px]]
| Dr. Lisa Su, President and CEO of AMD since October 8, 2014
|-
|-
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="5%"| Position
| 99
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="4%"| No.
|align=center| {{Position|DMF}}
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="15%"| Name
| {{tt|'''Mr. Sir Nagoor Babu'''|previously Pajeet}}
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="10%"| Image
| [[File:Nagoorbabu.jpg|250px]]
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="38"| Description
| [[File:GRosterPlaceholder.png|250px]]
| Mr. Sir Nagoor Babu is the most popular and knowledgable programming instructor in India, sure to lead them to global superpower status by 2020*
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| GK
| 77
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 16
|align=center| {{Position|DMF}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Common Sense'''
| '''*BSD'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:common_sense.jpg|250px]]
| [[File:bsd.jpg|250px]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Instead of bothering /g/, why don't you try to use a little Common Sense™, now completely free and libre!
| [[File:WC19-71916.png|250px]]
| Berkley Software Distribution. A lesser known cousin of GNU/Linux.
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| RB
| 14
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 85
|align=center| {{Position|DMF}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''{{greentext|two clocks}}'''
| '''Techtubers'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:two_clocks.png|250px]]
| [[File:Techtubers.jpg|250px]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| {{greentext|muh minimalism}}<br>An easy way to tell who is or isn't dedicated enough to go full autism on their android homescreen.
| [[File:GRosterPlaceholder.png|250px]]
| A contentious topic on /g/, Techtubers are the {{tt|beloved|desipsed}} e-celebrities dedicated to {{tt|educating you about technology|monitizing your attention}}
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| CB
| 18
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 2
|align=center| {{Position|CMF}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Unsafe Eggplant'''
| '''Green Is My Pepper'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Unsafe_Eggplant.png|250px]]
| [[File:Green pepper.png|250px]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| This phallic emoji makes people feel unsafe in our community. We need to take swift and clear action in removing this harasser to ensure no one gets hurt.
| [[File:WC19-71923.png|250px]]
| A [http://i.imgur.com/eeq6han.png legendary] green pepper paintbrush that's included by default in the photo editing software GIMP.
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| CB
| 96
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 96
|align=center| {{Position|CMF}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Housefires'''
| {{tt|'''AMD-chan'''|Zenka}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:housefires.jpg|250px]]
| [[File:Zenka.png|250px]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| nVidia's "Fermi" line of graphics cards ran notoriously hot and were said to cause housefires. <br>Nvidia™ The Way It's Meant to be Played©
| [[File:WC19-71918.png|250px]]
| Zenka and her sister Ryfa are the faces of the AMD Ryzen CPU line in Japan/Korea. They started to be popular after the previous face of AMD, Amada Kokoro, {{tt|retired|rest in peace ;_;7}}.
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| LB
| 420
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 42
|align=center| {{Position|CMF}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''SICP'''
| '''CS Grad'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:SICP.jpg|250px]]
| [[File:csgrad.png|250px]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| A legendary book from an introductory programming course at MIT. RIP /prog/.
| [[File:WC19-71919.png|250px]]
| Examples of awful code such as the type that a Computer Science graduate might write. <br>CS majors can be found saying such things as "I'm doing CS so I can make games!"
|}
 
== Notable Retired Players ==
{| class="wikitable" style="text-align: center; border-collapse: collapse; border-width: 1px; border-style: solid; border-color: #000"
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| DMF
! style="color:#BBBAFF; background:#2D2D35" scope="col" width="15%"| Name
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 17
! style="color:#BBBAFF; background:#2D2D35" scope="col" width="10%"| Image
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Green Is My Pepper'''
! style="color:#BBBAFF; background:#2D2D35" scope="col" width="40%"| Description
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Green pepper.png|250px]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| A [http://i.imgur.com/eeq6han.png legendary] green pepper paintbrush that's included by default in the photo editing software GIMP.
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background:" scope="row"| CMF
| '''Programming Socks'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background:"| 19
| [[File:progsocks.png|250px]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background:"| '''Failed /g/ Project'''
| Is it /lgbt/-induced faggotry or is it a comfy alternative to your average socks? /g/ seems to have people who think the latter and they post images of themselves wearing their striped girly socks.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background:"| [[File:tox.jpg|250px]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background:"| /g/ has a number of failed projects, but of special note is [http://tox.im/ Tox]. <br>Example Tox User:<br>"Hey Anon, can I have your cell number?" <br>"Nah, I don't carry around government tracking devices 24/7. You can add me on TOX. My ID is EF8BB17FBA75CE1BC4E42E784CF813D5B481CA8654B7BE848A0F456D603E6004E6870A1428D4." <br>"T-Thanks..."
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| CMF
| '''Housefires'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 20
| [[File:housefires.jpg|250px]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''CS Grad'''
| After 6 years of technology stagnation Intel got exposed by AMD while creating housefires trying to compete,<br>[https://hardforum.com/threads/evga-2080-ti-xc-burst-into-flame.1971627/ now featuring Nvidia™'s GeForce BIF™ (busting into flames technology).]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:csgrad.png|250px]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Examples of awful code such as the type that a Computer Science graduate might write. <br>CS majors can be found saying such things as "I'm doing CS so I can make games!"
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| CMF
| '''Teedus'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 61
| [[File:teedus.jpg|250px]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Pajeet'''
| [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZ7fkLuYPw4 Ladies and gentlemen, fasten your seatbelts.]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:pajeet.png|250px]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Pajeet is a general name for Indian people. These people invade /g/ and the technology business, they also shit on our carpets and streets. Those bastards!
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| CMF
| '''No Drivers'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 22
| [[File:no_drivers.jpg|250px]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Audiophiles'''
| ATI's drivers had issues, Serious Issues. With years of experience on the /g/ team of having absolutely no drivers.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Audiophiles.jpg|250px]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Typical audiophile. Note the obsession for overpriced placebo electronics.  
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| SS
| '''Woodscrews'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 23
| [[File:woodscrews.jpg|250px]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Developers'''
| [http://semiaccurate.com/2509/10/01/nvidia-fakes-fermi-boards-gtc/ nVidia demonstrating complete incompetence by using a poorly made fake GPU at a tech conference.]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Ballmer.jpg|250px]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Steve Ballmer, former CEO of Microsoft. Famous for [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8To-6VIJZRE DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS].
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| CF
| '''Failed /g/ Project'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 22
| [[File:tox.jpg|250px]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''DPT'''
| /g/ has a number of failed projects, but of special note is [http://tox.im/ Tox]. <br>Example Tox User:<br>"Hey Anon, can I have your cell number?" <br>"Nah, I don't carry around government tracking devices 24/7. You can add me on TOX. My ID is EQenPMJNuqUwhg5W8UMFs66YBXrBVhhZzMFVBabmxQTVRAAVE50F456D603E6004E6870A1428D4." <br>"T-Thanks..."
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:dpt.png|250px]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| /dpt/ - Daily Programming Thread. What are you working on, /g/?
|-
|-
== Notable Retired Players ==
| '''Terrorist Watch'''
{| class="wikitable" style="text-align: center; border-collapse: collapse; border-width: 1px; border-style: solid; border-color: #000"
| [[File:terrorist_watch.png|250px]]
| Also known as the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casio_F-91W Casio F-91W], /g/ loves this watch for being durable, reliable, and dirt cheap. These same features also caught the attention of the expert time-bomb manufacturers of al-Qaeda, leading it to be determined as 'the sign of al-Qaeda' and a contributing factor to continued detention of prisoners by the analysts stationed at Guantánamo Bay. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casio_F-91W#Claimed_use_in_terrorism]
|-
|-
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="15%"| Name
| '''Audiophiles'''
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="10%"| Image
| [[File:Audiophiles.jpg|250px]]
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="40"| Description
| Typical audiophile. Note the obsession for overpriced placebo electronics.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Teedus'''
| '''Ritchie'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:teedus.jpg|250px]]
| [[File:Ritchie.jpg|250px]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZ7fkLuYPw4 Ladies and gentlemen, fasten your seatbelts.]
| Creator of the C programming laguage and co-creator of the Unix operating system. Rest in Peace dmr.  
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Woodscrews'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:woodscrews.jpg|250px]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [http://semiaccurate.com/2009/10/01/nvidia-fakes-fermi-boards-gtc/ nVidia demonstrating complete incompetence by using a poorly made fake GPU at a tech conference.]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Ritchie'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Ritchie.jpg|250px]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Creator of the C programming laguage and co-creator of the Unix operating system. Rest in Peace dmr.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Guts Thread'''
| '''Guts Thread'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Guts_thread.png|250px]]
| [[File:Guts_thread.png|250px]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| "Hey /g/, check out my $2000 4chan machine!"
| "Hey /g/, check out my $2500 4chan machine!"
Guts threads are where /g/ users show off their expensive high performance machines while not watching anime, browsing 4chan, or doing some light coding.  
Guts threads are where /g/ users show off their expensive high performance machines while not watching anime, browsing 4chan, or doing some light coding.  
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| '''Tay.ai'''
| [[File:tay_ai.jpg|250px]]
| Tay was an artificial intelligence chatterbot that was originally released by Microsoft Corporation via Twitter on March 23, 2016; it caused subsequent controversy when the bot began to post tweets deemed offensive and among the likes of anti-semitic and racist. The bot was eventually shut down very quickly after release to stop it's hilarious tweets.
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[[Category:Official team rosters|g]]
[[Category:Official team rosters|g]]

Latest revision as of 21:48, 26 July 2020

Main Article: /g/

Current Roster

Starters

No. Position Name Image Face Description
1
  GK
Stallman Stallman.jpg WC19-71901.png Richard Matthew Stallman, founder of the Free Software Foundation and GNU project. Also known as rms.
Check out his personal website at stallman.org.
76
  LB
iTODDLERS BTFO Laughing Satania.gif WC19-71921.png >applefags
20
  CB
i use arch btw Archfag.png WC19-71915.png i use arch btw
79
  CB
SICP SICP.jpg WC19-71902.png A legendary book from an introductory programming course at MIT. RIP /prog/.
12
  RB
Something Happened Something happened.jpg WC19-71905.png The infamous and unhelpful error message that was supplied in recent versions of the windows operating system. When enemy strikers attempt to enter the /g/ midfield, They will be stopped and greeted by Something Happened.
92
  DMF
Thinkpad Thinkpad.jpg WC19-71907.png IBM ThinkPad: Legendary build quality, extensively customizable, and damn sexy.
Some users of /g/ will tell you that if it's not ten years old and worth $50, it's not worth using.
56
  CMF
DEVELOPERS Ballmer.jpg WC19-71908.png Steve Ballmer, former CEO of Microsoft. Famous for his insanity and DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS.
8
  LMF
No Time for Love No time for love.jpg WC19-71910.png Desktop Thread
0
  RMF
Botnet Botnet.png WC19-71906.png Chrome? Botnet. Windows? Botnet. To /g/, a botnet is any software that isn't free as in freedom.
13
  AMF
Terry A. Davis Terry a davis.jpg WC19-71909.png Notorious American Programmer who started development for TempleOS in 2503 after a brutal series of manic episodes which left him hospitalised. Davis is a former atheist who believes that he can "talk with God" and that God told him the operating system he built was God's third temple. According to Davis TempleOS is of 'Divine' intellect due to the inspired nature of the code. According to Davis, God said to create the operating system with 640x480, 16 colors display and a single audio voice.
Rest In Peace Terry
1969-2018
42
  CF
Install Gentoo Captain Install gentoo.jpg WC19-71911.png "Hey /g/, what distro should I install?"

Substitutes

No. Position Name Image Face Description
19
  LB
>a fucking cheese grater Cheese grater.png GRosterPlaceholder.png $1000 monitor stand sold seperately
16
  CB
Consumerism Consumerism.png GRosterPlaceholder.png The driving force of the tech market and bane of any self-respecting /g/entooman
38
  CB
GIVE IT BACK JAMAL Jamal.png WC19-71913.png People commonly come to /g/ asking about unlocking their "non-stolen" phone and the reply is always GIVE IT BACK JAMAL
69
  CB
Torvalds Torvalds.gif WC19-71904.png Linus Torvalds - Chief architect of the Linux kernel and creator of git.
88
  CB
Louis Rossmann Rossmann.jpg GRosterPlaceholder.png A repair tech and Right to Repair activist. Known for his highly informative YouTube content.
50
  RB
Mommy Lisa LisaSu.png WC19-71920.png Dr. Lisa Su, President and CEO of AMD since October 8, 2014
99
  DMF
Mr. Sir Nagoor Babu Nagoorbabu.jpg GRosterPlaceholder.png Mr. Sir Nagoor Babu is the most popular and knowledgable programming instructor in India, sure to lead them to global superpower status by 2020*
77
  DMF
*BSD Bsd.jpg WC19-71916.png Berkley Software Distribution. A lesser known cousin of GNU/Linux.
14
  DMF
Techtubers Techtubers.jpg GRosterPlaceholder.png A contentious topic on /g/, Techtubers are the beloved e-celebrities dedicated to educating you about technology
18
  CMF
Green Is My Pepper Green pepper.png WC19-71923.png A legendary green pepper paintbrush that's included by default in the photo editing software GIMP.
96
  CMF
AMD-chan Zenka.png WC19-71918.png Zenka and her sister Ryfa are the faces of the AMD Ryzen CPU line in Japan/Korea. They started to be popular after the previous face of AMD, Amada Kokoro, retired.
420
  CMF
CS Grad Csgrad.png WC19-71919.png Examples of awful code such as the type that a Computer Science graduate might write.
CS majors can be found saying such things as "I'm doing CS so I can make games!"

Notable Retired Players

Name Image Description
Programming Socks Progsocks.png Is it /lgbt/-induced faggotry or is it a comfy alternative to your average socks? /g/ seems to have people who think the latter and they post images of themselves wearing their striped girly socks.
Housefires Housefires.jpg After 6 years of technology stagnation Intel got exposed by AMD while creating housefires trying to compete,
now featuring Nvidia™'s GeForce BIF™ (busting into flames technology).
Teedus Teedus.jpg Ladies and gentlemen, fasten your seatbelts.
No Drivers No drivers.jpg ATI's drivers had issues, Serious Issues. With years of experience on the /g/ team of having absolutely no drivers.
Woodscrews Woodscrews.jpg nVidia demonstrating complete incompetence by using a poorly made fake GPU at a tech conference.
Failed /g/ Project Tox.jpg /g/ has a number of failed projects, but of special note is Tox.
Example Tox User:
"Hey Anon, can I have your cell number?"
"Nah, I don't carry around government tracking devices 24/7. You can add me on TOX. My ID is EQenPMJNuqUwhg5W8UMFs66YBXrBVhhZzMFVBabmxQTVRAAVE50F456D603E6004E6870A1428D4."
"T-Thanks..."
Terrorist Watch Terrorist watch.png Also known as the Casio F-91W, /g/ loves this watch for being durable, reliable, and dirt cheap. These same features also caught the attention of the expert time-bomb manufacturers of al-Qaeda, leading it to be determined as 'the sign of al-Qaeda' and a contributing factor to continued detention of prisoners by the analysts stationed at Guantánamo Bay. [1]
Audiophiles Audiophiles.jpg Typical audiophile. Note the obsession for overpriced placebo electronics.
Ritchie Ritchie.jpg Creator of the C programming laguage and co-creator of the Unix operating system. Rest in Peace dmr.
Guts Thread Guts thread.png "Hey /g/, check out my $2500 4chan machine!"

Guts threads are where /g/ users show off their expensive high performance machines while not watching anime, browsing 4chan, or doing some light coding.

Tay.ai Tay ai.jpg Tay was an artificial intelligence chatterbot that was originally released by Microsoft Corporation via Twitter on March 23, 2016; it caused subsequent controversy when the bot began to post tweets deemed offensive and among the likes of anti-semitic and racist. The bot was eventually shut down very quickly after release to stop it's hilarious tweets.
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