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=== Prenotes ===
=== Prenotes ===
* The /mlp/ roster is and will always be free of name- and tripfaggotry.
* The /mlp/ roster is and will always be free of name- and tripfaggotry.
* The roster might be outdated at times, so check the [[/mlp/#Players|/mlp/ main page]] for up-to-date player positions and cards.
* Check the [[/mlp/#Players|/mlp/ main page]] for up-to-date player positions.
* Goals do not include invitationals. <br><br>
* Goals do not include invitationals. <br><br>


=Current Roster=
=Current Squad=
==Starters==
==Medal Players==
{| class="wikitable" style="text-align: center; border-collapse: collapse; border-width: 1px; border-style: solid; border-color: #000"
{| class="wikitable" style="text-align: center; border-collapse: collapse; border-width: 1px; border-style: solid; border-color: #000"
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="20%"| Name
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="20%"| Name
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="5%"| Number
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="5%"| Number
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="4%"| Position
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="1%"| Image
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="1%"| Image
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="1%"| Face
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="1%"| Face
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! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="5%"| Goals Scored
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="5%"| Goals Scored
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Derpy Hooves'''
| style="border-style: solid; background: #E0C068; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''{{greentext|rape}}'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 13
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 34
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| <center>{{Position|GK}}</center>
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Rape.png|200px|Rape.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:DerpyHooves.png|200px|DerpyHooves.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:rape_face.png|200px|rape_face.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Derpy.png|200px|Derpy.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Hey /mlp/ what's yo- {{greentext|rape}} Roll for your wa- {{greentext|rape}} MLP General Rainbow Dash Edi- {{greentext|rape}} Want to make a topic on /mlp/ without rape? Too fucking bad. {{greentext|rape}} will always find you. There are no brakes on the {{greentext|rape}} train.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| After being practically cut from the show, Derpy Hooves became the prized goalie of /mlp/ who can block all kicks no matter how impossible it seems, earning her the title SAFEST HOOVES. This star player will not be stepping down anytime soon.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 148
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 1
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Thanks M.A. Larson!'''
| style="border-style: solid; background: #E0C068; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Best Pony {{captain}}'''  
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 2
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| <center>{{Position|CB}}</center>
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Malarson.png|150px|Thanks M.A. Larson!]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Larson.png|200px|Larson.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| We trusted you Larson. We wanted to believe that you could pull off Twilicorn, that everything would be ok. Sadly putting that exact line into the script several times wasn't subtle or convincing enough. To make things up, he retired from the show so he can focus on his football career.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Horsefucker'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 3
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| <center>{{Position|CB}}</center>
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Horsefucker.png|200px|Horsefucker.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Horsefucker_face.png|200px|Horsefucker_face.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| The neckbeard that surfs /mlp/, also known for fucking ponies, is finally getting off his wheelie chair to play some good old-fashioned football.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 1
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 1
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Applejack.png|200px|Applejack.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Best_Pony.png|200px|Best_Pony.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| It's Twilight. Ugh, no it's Fluttershy. Haha, what the fuck? Clearly Rainbow Dash is best pony. Classless fools, Rarity is superior pone. {{greentext|2012}} {{greentext|not knowing Pinkie Pie is best poni}} Don't you all know? It's Applejack! Well, whenever somebody declares "Best Pony", the anons of /mlp/ will pop up and disagree with them.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 84
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Cheerileeder'''
| style="border-style: solid; Background: #B7BEC5; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Princess Twilight'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 29
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 9
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| <center>{{Position|LB}}</center>
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:AlicornTwilight.png|200px|AlicornTwilight.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Cheerileeder.png|200px|Cheerileeder.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:PunishedTwi.png|200px|PunishedTwi.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"|  
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Heralded by many as the saviour of the show, and by many others as the final nail in the coffin of Friendship is Magic, the controversially crowned Princess Sparkle has taken to the field to prove to the anons of /mlp/ that the show has not jumped so far over the shark that it has entered orbit.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| After Derby Racers successfully got /mlp/ the second star against /o/, their Cheerileeder was brought to the team to relive that meme magic.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 46
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Glim Glam'''
| style="border-style: solid; Background: #B7BEC5; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''I Want To Cum Inside Rainbow Dash'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 19
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| <center>{{Position|RB}}</center>
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Nu_Glim_Glam.gif|200px|Nu_Glim_Glam.gif]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:equalireeeeeeeeeeeee.png|200px|equalireeeeeeeeeeeee.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| After wrecking several timelines, she finally abandoned her cultist ideology and accepted friendship. Now, outfitted with a new manestyle, she follows her teacher Princess Twilight to Cup matches to learn about football.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Suicide Trixie'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 31
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| <center>{{Position|DMF}}</center>
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:My hooves are dangling off the edge.png|200px|My hooves are dangling off the edge.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"|
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| You'd be suicidal too if your only friend were a maniacal Mary Sue intent on ruining the show.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''IWantToCumInDashie'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 7
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 7
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| <center>{{Position|AMF}}</center>
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Iwanttocuminrainbowdash.png|200px|Iwanttocuminrainbowdash.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Iwanttocuminrainbowdash.png|200px|Iwanttocuminrainbowdash.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:IWTCIRD.png|200px|IWTCIRD.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:IWTCIRD.png|200px|IWTCIRD.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash. Don't you, anon?
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash. Don't you, anon?
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 1
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 4
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; background: #BFBFBF; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Tracy'''
|}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 8
==Goalkeepers==
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| <center>{{Position|AMF}}</center>
{| class="wikitable" style="text-align: center; border-collapse: collapse; border-width: 1px; border-style: solid; border-color: #000"
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Tracy.png|200px|Tracy]]
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="20%"| Name
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Tracy_face.png|200px|Tracy_face.png]]
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="5%"| Number
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| ''"Name my pony and make her cutie mark." "Fluttershy" "Her name can be Tracy because you traced her from Fluttershy."'' Named within the first two posts and given a Nicholas Cage cutie mark with trips, Tracy, the former goalkeeper, very originally claimed her new spot on the starting XI as a midfielder.
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="1%"| Image
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 16
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="1%"| Face
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="30%"| Description
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="5%"| Goals Scored
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; Background: #BFBFBF; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Princess Twilight'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Derpy Hooves'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 9
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 13
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| <center>{{Position|CF}}</center>
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:DerpyHooves.png|200px|DerpyHooves.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:AlicornTwilight.png|200px|AlicornTwilight.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Derpy.png|200px|Derpy.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:PTS.png|200px|PTS.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| After being practically cut from the show, Derpy Hooves became the prized goalie of /mlp/ who can block all kicks no matter how impossible it seems, earning her the title SAFEST HOOVES. This star player will not be stepping down anytime soon.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Heralded by many as the saviour of the show, and by many others as the final nail in the coffin of Friendship is Magic, the controversially crowned Princess Sparkle has taken to the field to prove to the anons of /mlp/ that the show has not jumped so far over the shark that it has entered orbit.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 1
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 24
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; background: #EDDA74; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Best Pony'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Jackie Chan Tulpa'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 1
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 22
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| <center>{{Position|AMF}}</center>
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:JackieChan.jpg|200px|JackieChan.jpg]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Applejack.png|200px|Applejack.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:jct14.png|200px|jct14.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Best_Pony.png|200px|Best_Pony.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| "Guys I made a Twilight Sparkle tulpa but it won't let me talk to girls and it made the rest of the mane six as tulpas and they rape me and want me to make more pony tulpas wat do?" Besides kill yourself? Make a goddamned Jackie Chan Tulpa and have him beat up the pony tulpas. Jackie's always got your back. OOOOOOONNNE MORE THING: TULPAS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY. GOODNIGHT.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| It's Twilight. Ugh, no it's Fluttershy. Haha, what the fuck? Clearly Rainbow Dash is best pony. Classless fools, Rarity is superior pone. {{greentext|2012}} {{greentext|not knowing Pinkie Pie is best poni}} Don't you all know? It's Applejack! Well, whenever somebody declares "Best Pony", the anons of /mlp/ will pop up and disagree with them.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 34
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; background: #EDDA74; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''{{greentext|rape}}'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 34
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| <center>{{Position|CF}}</center>
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Rape.png|200px|Rape.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:rape_face.png|200px|rape_face.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Hey /mlp/ what's yo- {{greentext|rape}} Roll for your wa- {{greentext|rape}} MLP General Rainbow Dash Edi- {{greentext|rape}} Want to make a topic on /mlp/ without rape? Too fucking bad. {{greentext|rape}} will always find you. There are no brakes on the {{greentext|rape}} train.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 72
|}
|}
 
==Outfield Players==
==Substitutes==
{| class="wikitable" style="text-align: center; border-collapse: collapse; border-width: 1px; border-style: solid; border-color: #000"
{| class="wikitable" style="text-align: center; border-collapse: collapse; border-width: 1px; border-style: solid; border-color: #000"
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="20%"| Name
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="20%"| Name
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="5%"| Number
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="5%"| Number
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="4%"| Position
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="1%"| Image
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="1%"| Image
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="1%"| Face
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="1%"| Face
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! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="5%"| Goals Scored
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="5%"| Goals Scored
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''The Burdened'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''HI ANON!'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 21
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 17
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| <center>{{Position|GK}}</center>
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:hi anon.png|200px|hi anon.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Theburdened.jpg|100px|The Burdened]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Hi_anon_face.png|200px|Hi_anon_face.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:burdened.png|200px|burdened.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| "HI ANON, I KICKED THE BALL TO THE KEEPER. Sorry for being like this..."<br><br><font color=red>'''(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)'''</font>
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| There's no time to explain. In fact even if there was, I'm not sure you'd understand.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 15
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Tracy'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 8
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Tracy.png|200px|Tracy]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Tracy_face.png|200px|Tracy_face.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| ''"Name my pony and make her cutie mark." "Fluttershy" "Her name can be Tracy because you traced her from Fluttershy."'' Named within the first two posts and given a Nicholas Cage cutie mark with trips, Tracy has returned to her original position this season as Goalkeeper.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 33
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Faust'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Faust'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 6
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 6
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| <center>{{Position|CB}}</center>
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Dabfaust.jpg|200px|Dabfaust.jpg]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Dabfaust.jpg|200px|Dabfaust.jpg]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Faust.png|200px|Faust.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Faust.png|200px|Faust.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| The creator, the beginning, the woman behind the creation of My Little Pony's reboot. Faust is leading the /mlp/ football team with hopes for a championship so that something good may come out of the fanbase. By the way, did you check out the new Ghostbusters movie?
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| The creator, the beginning, the woman behind the creation of My Little Pony's reboot. Faust is leading the /mlp/ football team with hopes for a championship so that something good may come out of the fanbase.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 2
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 2
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Fuck Your Marker'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Horsefucker'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 12
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 3
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| <center>{{Position|AMF}}</center>
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Horsefucker.png|200px|Horsefucker.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:FYM.jpg|200px|FYM.jpg]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Horsefucker_face.png|200px|Horsefucker_face.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:FYM_face.png|200px|FYM_face.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| The neckbeard that surfs /mlp/, also known for fucking ponies, is finally getting off his wheelie chair to play some good old-fashioned football.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| A player who brings a lot of mystery to the field. One game he would be nowhere, the next he'd be scoring 3 goals. FYM is a man of mystery, but he's always there. Oh, and fuck your marker.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 1
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Lyra Plushie'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Lyra Plushie'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 11
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 11
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| <center>{{Position|CB}}</center>
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Lyraplushie.png|200px|Lyraplushie.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Lyraplushie.png|200px|Lyraplushie.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Lyra.png|200px|Lyra.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Lyra.png|200px|Lyra.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Oh that's a good quality Lyra plushie...wait...what goes in he-OH SWEET MERCILESS FUCK.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Oh that's a good quality Lyra plushie...wait...what goes in he-OH SWEET MERCILESS FUCK. MAKE SURE MOM NEVER SEES THIS.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 1
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 1
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''{{greentext|no hooves}}'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 5
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:no_hooves_winter.png|200px|]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:no_hooves_winter_face.png|200px|]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| I mean, how can you get off to that? She doesn't even have any hooves you sick fucks.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Only On The Hub'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 20
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:onlyonthehub.png|200px|onlyonthehub.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Dan.png|200px|]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Too mad to die.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Crotchtits'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Crotchtits'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 4
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 4
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| <center>{{Position|LB}}</center>
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:SPOILER.png|200px|Crotchtits]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:SPOILER.png|200px|Crotchtits]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:milky.png|200px|milky.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Censored_crotchtits.png|200px|Censored_crotchtits.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Do you like technicolor ponies? What of anatomically correct animation? Well, if you need to slap your dick to something, check out the coolest new fad to hit a computer monitor near you. It's crotchtits! How could you not enjoy those supple milk balloons? Be sure to look the distinctive sway out on the field, distracting all the kissless virgins.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Do you like technicolor ponies? What of anatomically correct animation? Well, if you need to slap your dick to something, check out the coolest new fad to hit a computer monitor near you. It's crotchtits! How could you not enjoy those supple milk balloons? Be sure to look at the distinctive sway out on the field, distracting all the kissless virgins.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Thanks M.A. Larson!'''
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Malarson.png|150px|Thanks M.A. Larson!]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Larson.png|200px|Larson.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| We trusted you Larson. We wanted to believe that you could pull off Twilicorn, that everything would be ok. Sadly putting that exact line into the script several times wasn't subtle or convincing enough. To make things up, he retired from the show so he can focus on his football career.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Hi Anon!'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Wow! Glimmer'''
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 19
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| <center>{{Position|RB}}</center>
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Wow glimmer.png|200px|Wow glimmer.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:hi anon.png|200px|hi anon.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:equalireeeeeeeeeeeee.png|200px|equalireeeeeeeeeeeee.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Hi_anon_face.png|200px|Hi_anon_face.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Today on My Little Pony, a day in the life of Celes- Wow! Glimmer. Rarity and Twilight learn a lesson when- Wow! Glimmer. Sunset Shimmer, we need- Wow! Glimmer. SCREW YOU VARDY, GO FUCK- Wow! Glimmer.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| "HI ANON, I PUT THE BALL IN THE NET for you... Anon? Where did he go?"<br><br><font color=red>'''(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)'''</font>
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Kirin Beer'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 40
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:KirinBeer.png|200px|]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:TiltsHead face.png|200px|]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| (It's piss)
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Only On The Hub'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Verity'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 20
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 46
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| <center>{{Position|DMF}}</center>
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Verity.png|200px|]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:onlyonthehub.png|200px|onlyonthehub.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Verity_face.png|200px|]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:dan.png|200px|dan.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 'A true principal or belief, especially of fundamental importance'
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Every once in while I'm told to remember that these teams are for some silly image boards or something. Seriously, the bronies get a board and the Danimals are left with nothing?! Well, the solution is clear: They all need to dress like idiots, disappoint their fathers, and get beat up by middle schoolers as an adult. I guess I have to play my part as well... CHRIS, WE ARE PLAYING SOCCER WITH THOSE DAMN PONIES. Oh, and pick up some burgers on the way, I am starving. WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE IS NO REASON FOR US TO HANG OUT ANYMORE? IT'S JUST A HIATUS, I TOLD YOU. NOW GET OVER HERE!
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''{{greentext|no hooves}}'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Choose Your Own Autism'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 5
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 33
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| <center>{{Position|DMF}}</center>
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Anonfilly_face.png|200px|Anonfilly_face.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:No_hooves.jpg|200px|>No hooves]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:CYOAanonfilly.png|200px|CYOAanonfilly.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:nohooves_face.png|200px|nohooves_face.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| {{greentext|catalog}} {{greentext|ctrl-f}} {{greentext|"CYOA"}} {{greentext|42 results}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| What's this?! Why are you faggots jacking off to humans and anthro?! They have no hooves! It is not in keeping with the level of standards that I have set for /mlp/! Mods never told you this was acceptable!
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Razzle Dazzle'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Hoofy Kicks'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 25
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 52
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| <center>{{Position|AMF}}</center>
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Hoofykicks.gif|200px|]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:razzledazzle.png|200px|razzledazzle.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"|  
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:razzledazzle_face.png|200px|razzledazzle_face.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"|  
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Although hired to be the halftime performance, she decided she could also help out the team by using her stage acrobatics and dancing skills to RAZZLE DAZZLE and GLITZ AND GLAM the opposition.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Cheeselegs'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Numget'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 30
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 21
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| <center>{{Position|RB}}</center>
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Numget.jpg|200px|]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Cheeselegs.png|200px|Cheeselegs.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"|  
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"|  
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Oh, you thought Cheeselegs was ded? Wrong! She was never ded, she only went into hiding. Also, during her absence, she slowly replaced /mlp/'s players (and balls) with her own changelings, one at a time. And now that she's successfully replaced the entire team, she finally reveals herself, planning on take over the 4CC with her changeling army.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| MA! THERE'S A WEIRD FUCKIN' STRAY CAT OUTSIDE!
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Jackie Chan Tulpa'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Boop'''
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| <center>{{Position|CB}}</center>
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Boop.PNG|200px|]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:JackieChan.jpg|200px|JackieChan.jpg]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Boop_face.png|200px|]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:JCT.png|200px|JCT.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| BOOP BROUGHT BACK, AGAIN.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| "Guys I made a Twilight Sparkle tulpa but it won't let me talk to girls and it made the rest of the mane six as tulpas and they rape me and want me to make more pony tulpas wat do?" Besides kill yourself? Make a goddamned Jackie Chan Tulpa and have him beat up the pony tulpas. Jackie's always got your back. OOOOOOONNNE MORE THING: TULPAS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY. GOODNIGHT.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''^:)'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Anyway, Come To Mare Fair'''
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| <center>{{Position|LB}}</center>
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Marefair.jpg|200px|]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:cheekyponyface.gif|200px|cheekyponyface]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"|  
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:cheeky_unicorn_smiley.png|200px|cheeky_unicorn_smiley.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"|  
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| (:^
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=Player History=
=Retired Players=
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! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="20%"| Name
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Boop'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"|
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| After accumulating an impressive 3 caps for /mlp/, decided to retire gracefully to join the pornography industry under the name 'Tender Fetlocks'
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Bananas'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Bananas'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"|  
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:bananas mlp.jpg|200px|bananas mlp.jpg]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Sent to the moon on accident.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| "Accidently" sent to the moon.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Pure Pony Pleasure'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Pure Pony Pleasure'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"|  
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:PurePonyPleasure.jpg|200px|PurePonyPleasure.jpg]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Vanished after spending time with Horsefucker
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Vanished after spending time with Horsefucker
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Nathan'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Nathan'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"|  
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Nathan.jpg|200px|Nathan.jpg]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Arrested after a police raid on his house. He is now facing trial for possession of enormous amounts of zoophilic porn, which he claims was on an external hard drive 'borrowed from Horsefucker'. The trail continues.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Arrested after a police raid on his house. He is now facing trial for possession of enormous amounts of zoophilic porn, which he claims was on an external hard drive 'borrowed from Horsefucker'. The trail continues.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Seaty Belt'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Seaty Belt'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:SeatyBelt.png|200x200px|SeatyBelt.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:SeatyBelt.png|200x200px|SeatyBelt.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Following the scandalous discovery by tabloid media that Seaty Belt had yet to receive her Cutie Mark, she disappeared from the public eye. Rumours abound that she underwent severe re-constructive surgery to avoid rabid paparazzi. Taco Belle signed soon after, who insisted she was of no relation to her predecessor.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Following the scandalous discovery by tabloid media that Seaty Belt had yet to receive her Cutie Mark, she disappeared from the public eye. Rumors abound that she underwent severe reconstructive surgery to avoid rabid paparazzi. Taco Belle signed soon after, who insisted she was of no relation to the former.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Applerape'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Applerape'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"|  
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Apple.jpg|200px|Apple.jpg]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Decided to also retire and return to his apple farm in the Ozarks. Later arrested on 37 accounts of rape.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Decided to also retire and return to his apple farm in the Ozarks. Later arrested on 37 accounts of rape.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Lifeboat'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Lifeboat.jpg|200px|Lifeboat.jpg]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Tragically lost at sea attempting to row back to /co/.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Terry'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Terry.jpg|200px|Terry.jpg]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| No time to Terry here.  Auf Wiedersehen, mein Stutfohlen.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Ableist Ponies'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Ableist Ponies'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"|
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:AbleistPonies.jpg|200px|AbleistPonies.jpg]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Too offensive to participate in the 4chan league.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Too offensive to participate in the 4chan league.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Molestia'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Molestia'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Molestia.png|200x200px|Molestia.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Molestia.png|200x200px|Molestia.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Taking a short 'break' from the squad to deal with the multiple accusations of rape levelled at her.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Taking a short 'break' from the squad to deal with the multiple accusations of rape leveled at her.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Spaghetticon'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Spaghetticon'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Spaghetticon.png|200px|Spaghetticon.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Spaghetticon.png|200px|Spaghetticon.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Sacked for dropping the ball and his spaghetti in the /m/ match in Winter 2013 and sacked after being outshined by his fellow teammates in Spring 2013.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Benched for dropping the ball and his spaghetti in the /m/ match in Winter 2013. Sacked after being out shined by his fellow teammates in Spring 2013.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''IDontGetTheAppeal'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''IDontGetTheAppeal'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"|  
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:IDontGetTheAppeal.png|200px|IDontGetTheAppeal.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| I still don't get it.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| I still don't get it.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:hiatus.jpg|200px|hiatus.jpg]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:hiatus.jpg|200px|hiatus.jpg]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| An heroed when the hiatus became too much for her.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| An heroed when the hiatus became too much for her.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''It's Already Shit'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Moe RI.jpg|200px|Moe RI.jpg]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| <font color="#789922">&gt;stops being shit</font> <font color="#789922">&gt;immediately sacked</font> Not even Winter and it's already shit
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| We still have no idea.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| We still have no idea.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Razzle Dazzle'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:razzledazzle.png|200px|Image:razzledazzle.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Cancelled her contract to star in a Manehattan revival of ''Equus.'' 
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Suicide Trixie'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:My hooves are dangling off the edge.png|200px|My hooves are dangling off the edge.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Finally convinced to climb out of the cannon by her BEST FRIEND.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Cheerileeder'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Cheerileeder.png|200px|Cheerileeder.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| The semester started, so she's back to grading papers.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Fuck Your Marker'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:FYM.jpg|200px|FYM.jpg]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Gunned down trying to jump the border back to /co/.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Best Friends'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Best friends.png|200px|Best friends.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Repeatedly cited for illegal overnight wagon parking and loitering near the stadium.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Hasbro Internet Security'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:HasbroInternetSecurity.png|200px|HasbroInternetSecurity.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Server wiped. Someone still get Meghan her napkins, please.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''{{greentext|everycreature}}'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:everycreature.png|200px|]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Accepted a high paying consultant position with ACME labs.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Fizzlepop Berrytwist'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Fizzlepop_Berrytwist.png|200px|Fizzlepop_Berrytwist.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Going back to friendship night school for her degree.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Cheeselegs'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Cheeselegs.png|200px|Cheeselegs.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Really ded this time.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 1*
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Friendship Was Magic'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:FWM.png|200px]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Did you know you were my very best friends? [book closes].
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Golly Loli'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Golly.png|200px]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Minor sacking.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Faggot Deer'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:King thorax.png|200px|King thorax.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Every fucking game. Every single fucking game this faggot just sat there and gave me this stupid look on his face.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Lets Kill Applejack'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:NuApplejack.png|200px]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Press F to Pay Respects.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Chad Spike'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Chad_spike.jpeg|200px]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| “Why yes, I did play for /mlp/. How could you tell?”
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Fucking Dead'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Fucking_dead.png|200px]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| That statue is probably at the bottom of Horseshoe Bay by now.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''So Sad (not really)'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:So_sad_not_really.png|200px]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Sacked due to lack of support for Princess Twilight.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Miss /mlp/'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Miss_mlp.png|200px]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Retired to tend her prized apple orchards.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''^:)'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:cheekyponyface.gif|200px|cheekyponyface]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| o(\ (:^
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''It's Already Shit'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Moe RI.jpg|200px|Moe RI.jpg]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| It's still shit.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Space Pony'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Space_pony.png|200px|]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| See you space pony...
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Athena'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Athena.png|200px|]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"|
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Mare Stare'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Marestare.png|200px|]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"|
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''wA.I.fu'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:PPP.png|200px|]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 404 Player not found
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Supercharged'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Supercharged.png|200px|]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"|
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Sergeant Reckless'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:SergeantReckless.jpg|200px|]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"|
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Dyx'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Dyx.png|200px|]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Still better than Nyx.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Nyx'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Nyx.png|200px|]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"|
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Terri Softmare'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Terrisoftmare.png|200px|]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"|
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''The Burdened'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Theburdened.jpg|100px|The Burdened]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| He tried to carry our sins again. Now we carry him in our hearts.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''{{greentext|belongs on /v/}}'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Tfh_logo.png|200px|]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Ded game.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 1
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Post My OC Fillies'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Postmyocfillies.gif|200px|]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| The future looks bleak.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
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|}
|}
 
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[[Category:Official team rosters|mlp]]
[[Category:Official team rosters|mlp]]

Latest revision as of 02:49, 22 May 2024

Prenotes

  • The /mlp/ roster is and will always be free of name- and tripfaggotry.
  • Check the /mlp/ main page for up-to-date player positions.
  • Goals do not include invitationals.

Current Squad

Medal Players

Name Number Image Face Description Goals Scored
>rape 34 Rape.png rape_face.png Hey /mlp/ what's yo- >rape Roll for your wa- >rape MLP General Rainbow Dash Edi- >rape Want to make a topic on /mlp/ without rape? Too fucking bad. >rape will always find you. There are no brakes on the >rape train. 148
Best Pony Captain 1 Applejack.png Best_Pony.png It's Twilight. Ugh, no it's Fluttershy. Haha, what the fuck? Clearly Rainbow Dash is best pony. Classless fools, Rarity is superior pone. >2012 >not knowing Pinkie Pie is best poni Don't you all know? It's Applejack! Well, whenever somebody declares "Best Pony", the anons of /mlp/ will pop up and disagree with them. 84
Princess Twilight 9 AlicornTwilight.png PunishedTwi.png Heralded by many as the saviour of the show, and by many others as the final nail in the coffin of Friendship is Magic, the controversially crowned Princess Sparkle has taken to the field to prove to the anons of /mlp/ that the show has not jumped so far over the shark that it has entered orbit. 46
I Want To Cum Inside Rainbow Dash 7 Iwanttocuminrainbowdash.png IWTCIRD.png I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash. Don't you, anon? 4

Goalkeepers

Name Number Image Face Description Goals Scored
Derpy Hooves 13 DerpyHooves.png Derpy.png After being practically cut from the show, Derpy Hooves became the prized goalie of /mlp/ who can block all kicks no matter how impossible it seems, earning her the title SAFEST HOOVES. This star player will not be stepping down anytime soon. 1
Jackie Chan Tulpa 22 JackieChan.jpg jct14.png "Guys I made a Twilight Sparkle tulpa but it won't let me talk to girls and it made the rest of the mane six as tulpas and they rape me and want me to make more pony tulpas wat do?" Besides kill yourself? Make a goddamned Jackie Chan Tulpa and have him beat up the pony tulpas. Jackie's always got your back. OOOOOOONNNE MORE THING: TULPAS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY. GOODNIGHT. 0

Outfield Players

Name Number Image Face Description Goals Scored
HI ANON! 17 hi anon.png Hi_anon_face.png "HI ANON, I KICKED THE BALL TO THE KEEPER. Sorry for being like this..."

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) 		15
Tracy 8 Tracy Tracy_face.png "Name my pony and make her cutie mark." "Fluttershy" "Her name can be Tracy because you traced her from Fluttershy." Named within the first two posts and given a Nicholas Cage cutie mark with trips, Tracy has returned to her original position this season as Goalkeeper. 33
Faust 6 Dabfaust.jpg Faust.png The creator, the beginning, the woman behind the creation of My Little Pony's reboot. Faust is leading the /mlp/ football team with hopes for a championship so that something good may come out of the fanbase. 2
Horsefucker 3 Horsefucker.png Horsefucker_face.png The neckbeard that surfs /mlp/, also known for fucking ponies, is finally getting off his wheelie chair to play some good old-fashioned football. 1
Lyra Plushie 11 Lyraplushie.png Lyra.png Oh that's a good quality Lyra plushie...wait...what goes in he-OH SWEET MERCILESS FUCK. MAKE SURE MOM NEVER SEES THIS. 1
>no hooves 5 No hooves winter.png No hooves winter face.png I mean, how can you get off to that? She doesn't even have any hooves you sick fucks. 0
Only On The Hub 20 onlyonthehub.png Dan.png Too mad to die. 0
Crotchtits 4 Crotchtits Censored_crotchtits.png Do you like technicolor ponies? What of anatomically correct animation? Well, if you need to slap your dick to something, check out the coolest new fad to hit a computer monitor near you. It's crotchtits! How could you not enjoy those supple milk balloons? Be sure to look at the distinctive sway out on the field, distracting all the kissless virgins. 0
Thanks M.A. Larson! 2 Thanks M.A. Larson! Larson.png We trusted you Larson. We wanted to believe that you could pull off Twilicorn, that everything would be ok. Sadly putting that exact line into the script several times wasn't subtle or convincing enough. To make things up, he retired from the show so he can focus on his football career. 0
Wow! Glimmer 19 Wow glimmer.png equalireeeeeeeeeeeee.png Today on My Little Pony, a day in the life of Celes- Wow! Glimmer. Rarity and Twilight learn a lesson when- Wow! Glimmer. Sunset Shimmer, we need- Wow! Glimmer. SCREW YOU VARDY, GO FUCK- Wow! Glimmer. 1
Kirin Beer 40 KirinBeer.png TiltsHead face.png (It's piss) 0
Verity 46 Verity.png Verity face.png 'A true principal or belief, especially of fundamental importance' 0
Choose Your Own Autism 33 Anonfilly_face.png CYOAanonfilly.png >catalog >ctrl-f >"CYOA" >42 results 0
Hoofy Kicks 52 Hoofykicks.gif 0
Numget 21 Numget.jpg MA! THERE'S A WEIRD FUCKIN' STRAY CAT OUTSIDE! 1
Boop 47 Boop.PNG Boop face.png BOOP BROUGHT BACK, AGAIN. 0
Anyway, Come To Mare Fair 27 Marefair.jpg 0

Retired Players

Name Image Description Goals Scored
Bananas bananas mlp.jpg "Accidently" sent to the moon. 0
Pure Pony Pleasure PurePonyPleasure.jpg Vanished after spending time with Horsefucker 0
Nathan Nathan.jpg Arrested after a police raid on his house. He is now facing trial for possession of enormous amounts of zoophilic porn, which he claims was on an external hard drive 'borrowed from Horsefucker'. The trail continues. 0
Seaty Belt SeatyBelt.png Following the scandalous discovery by tabloid media that Seaty Belt had yet to receive her Cutie Mark, she disappeared from the public eye. Rumors abound that she underwent severe reconstructive surgery to avoid rabid paparazzi. Taco Belle signed soon after, who insisted she was of no relation to the former. 0
Applerape Apple.jpg Decided to also retire and return to his apple farm in the Ozarks. Later arrested on 37 accounts of rape. 0
Lifeboat Lifeboat.jpg Tragically lost at sea attempting to row back to /co/. 0
Terry Terry.jpg No time to Terry here. Auf Wiedersehen, mein Stutfohlen. 0
>fanfiction Fanfiction.png Cut after not showing as much promise as his older brother, Clopfic. 0
Ableist Ponies AbleistPonies.jpg Too offensive to participate in the 4chan league. 0
SmileSmileSmile Smile3.png Became very repetitive over her career. Let go for wanting the goalhorn to be dedicated to her. 0
Taco Belle Taco.png Retired after being found out about her surgery. 0
Futashy Futashy.jpg Released after her giant dick got in the way of everything. 0
King Zebra Kingzebra.jpg Cut for being a filthy zebra. 0
Pony Semen Ponysemen.jpg HORSEFUCKER CLAIMS ANOTHER. 0
CONTROVERSIAL CONTROVERSIAL.png VERY DISTURBED. 0
Clopfic Clopfic3.png Cut for being too edgy. 0
Fluffy Pone Fluffypone2.png Found murdered to death after the team was relegated in Winter 2013. Another one was kidnapped somewhere between summer and autumn of 2014 to be used as a ball for the 4CC. 0
Tom Dan TomDan.png Retired from the squad after deciding he was too cool for us. 0
Marshmellow Butthole Marshmellowbutthole.jpg Last seen visiting Mandopony's house - never seen again. 0
Molestia Molestia.png Taking a short 'break' from the squad to deal with the multiple accusations of rape leveled at her. 0
Black Twilight BlackTwi.png Retired from the squad after receiving a role in the movie 'Equestria Girls'. Said to fight for social justice on tumblr now. 0
Spaghetticon Spaghetticon.png Benched for dropping the ball and his spaghetti in the /m/ match in Winter 2013. Sacked after being out shined by his fellow teammates in Spring 2013. 0
Cease & Desist Ceaseanddesist.png Taken off the team after management received a letter whose contents cannot be further disclosed. 0
IDontGetTheAppeal IDontGetTheAppeal.png I still don't get it. 0
Muh Job Muh_Job.jpg Sacked for viewing prohibited content on the job. 0
Liquid Pride Liquid Pride Sacked after it became clear there is no pride whatsoever in watching a show for little girls. 0
Hate and Penetrate Hate_and_pen.png Sacked after failing to properly penetrate the opponent's defense too many times. 0
Twilicane Twilicane.png Sacked after it was found out canes can't actually play football. 0
I Culminated culminated.png Got stuck between a rock and a hard place. 0
DYEWTS Dyewts.jpg Actually watched the show, didn't like it and left. 0
Tara Strong TStrong.jpg Sacked after buying another pair of high heels instead of football boots with club money. 1
Baconhair baconhair.png Preferred to make threads about herself on random Internet imageboards too much than spend her time training on the pitch. 0
Autism in Equestria Anoninequestria.png Disappeared to Equestria for good after Cadance joined the team and couldn't stop annoying him. 0
Cockblock Trixie trixie.png Left after she found out Twilight Sparkle would always steal the spotlight from her no matter what she did. 0
Existential Gummy Gummy.jpg What was winning? Was it nothing more than the endless search for a star? And what was a star but a constant reminder that we were all only one crazy Texan away from rigging? And what of the poor gator? Logo no longer starless, destined to an existential swim down the river of memes to... an unknowable destiny? 0
Bomb Ass Tea BAT.jpg Since Cadance became pregnant, they decided that it's better for the baby if Shining stays at home. 0
Panda Ring PandaRing.jpg Spent again too much time pandering to the fans and too little playing football, again. 0
Don't Believe Her Lies Lies.jpg Can't make it to Cups anymore since she's too busy working on My Little Pony: The Movie. But don't worry, she'll come back for Season 7 after the movie. There will be a seventh season, right? 0
Didn't Listen Did not listen Got kicked out for not listening to the managers' instructions. 0
The Hiatus hiatus.jpg An heroed when the hiatus became too much for her. 0
Rainbomination Rainbomination.png Her broken anatomy got in the way of her divegrass career. 0
Who Is This Pink Dog Pink_dog.gif We still have no idea. 0
Razzle Dazzle Image:razzledazzle.png Cancelled her contract to star in a Manehattan revival of Equus. 1
Suicide Trixie My hooves are dangling off the edge.png Finally convinced to climb out of the cannon by her BEST FRIEND. 0
Cheerileeder Cheerileeder.png The semester started, so she's back to grading papers. 0
Fuck Your Marker FYM.jpg Gunned down trying to jump the border back to /co/. 0
Best Friends Best friends.png Repeatedly cited for illegal overnight wagon parking and loitering near the stadium. 0
Hasbro Internet Security HasbroInternetSecurity.png Server wiped. Someone still get Meghan her napkins, please. 0
>everycreature Everycreature.png Accepted a high paying consultant position with ACME labs. 0
Fizzlepop Berrytwist Fizzlepop_Berrytwist.png Going back to friendship night school for her degree. 0
Cheeselegs Cheeselegs.png Really ded this time. 1*
Friendship Was Magic FWM.png Did you know you were my very best friends? [book closes]. 0
Golly Loli Golly.png Minor sacking. 0
Faggot Deer King thorax.png Every fucking game. Every single fucking game this faggot just sat there and gave me this stupid look on his face. 0
Lets Kill Applejack NuApplejack.png Press F to Pay Respects. 0
Chad Spike Chad spike.jpeg “Why yes, I did play for /mlp/. How could you tell?” 0
Fucking Dead Fucking dead.png That statue is probably at the bottom of Horseshoe Bay by now. 0
So Sad (not really) So sad not really.png Sacked due to lack of support for Princess Twilight. 0
Miss /mlp/ Miss mlp.png Retired to tend her prized apple orchards. 0
^:) cheekyponyface o(\ (:^ 0
It's Already Shit Moe RI.jpg It's still shit. 0
Space Pony Space pony.png See you space pony... 0
Athena Athena.png 0
Mare Stare Marestare.png 0
wA.I.fu PPP.png 404 Player not found 0
Supercharged Supercharged.png 0
Sergeant Reckless SergeantReckless.jpg 0
Dyx Dyx.png Still better than Nyx. 0
Nyx Nyx.png 0
Terri Softmare Terrisoftmare.png 0
The Burdened The Burdened He tried to carry our sins again. Now we carry him in our hearts. 0
>belongs on /v/ Tfh logo.png Ded game. 1
Post My OC Fillies Postmyocfillies.gif The future looks bleak. 0

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