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'''''STILL A FEW CHANGES TO BE MADE'''''
The official [[/sp/]] roster, now 99% up to date
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The players that will represent {{team away|sp}} in the [[File:WC25_Design_J.png|25px]] [[2025 4chan Winter Cup]].


<h3>Goalkeeper</h3>
===Goalkeepers===
{|{{Prettytable}}
{| class="wikitable" width=90%
|-
|-
|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''No.'''
!style="background:#cccccc;color:#000000"| Pos.
|width="15%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Name'''
!style="background:#cccccc;color:#000000"| No.
|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Picture'''
!style="background:#cccccc;color:#000000"| Name
|width="40%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Description'''
!style="background:#cccccc;color:#000000"| Picture
|width="15%" style="background:#DBE5F1;" | '''Playing Style'''
!style="background:#cccccc;color:#000000"| Description
|width="10%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Card(s)'''
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
|" align="center"|{{Position|GK}}
| 1
| '''So, it happened again'''
!style="align:center;"| [[File:soithappenedagain.jpg|x200px]]
| Whenever Manchester United lose, draw or generally underperform the Manchester United General, /mug/, will inevitably be posted beginning with "So, it happened again" <br> {{greentext|biggest event on the board is now /mug/}}
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
|" align="center"|{{Position|GK}}
| 13
| '''Bald Fraud'''
!style="align:center;"| [[File:baldfraud.jpg|x200px]]
| AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA RODRI SAVE ME
|}
 
===Defenders===
 
{| class="wikitable" width=90%
|-
|-
|style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | 1
!style="background:#cccccc;color:#000000"| Pos.
|style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | '''{{greentext|de gay}}'''
!style="background:#cccccc;color:#000000"| No.
|style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | [[File:De-gay.jpg|x200px]]
!style="background:#cccccc;color:#000000"| Name
|style="background:#C3D69B;"| {{greentext|de scription}}
!style="background:#cccccc;color:#000000"| Picture
|style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | N/A
!style="background:#cccccc;color:#000000"| Description
|style="background:#C3D69B;"|&mdash;
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
| {{Position|LB}}
| 0
| '''Rachael Gunn, PhD'''
!style="align:center;"| [[File:raygun.png|x200px]]
| An Australian PhD holder who wrote her dissertation on interpretative dance was chosen to represent Australia in breakdancing at the 2024 Paris Olympics. Her qualification was completely rigged and like the old, dried up hag she is she completely embarrassed herself and her nation, scoring 0 points. Just watch her vs. any of the other competitors to see how incredibly shit she was.
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
| {{Position|LB}}
| 20
| '''Monicius Jr.'''
!style="align:center;"| [[File:monicius.png|x200px]]
| Real Madrid player Vinicius Jr. is known to be a bit of an arrogant cunt, baiting racial abuse so he can cry about it in press conferences. Mono = Monkey in Portuguese -> Monicius
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
|" align="center"|{{Position|LB}}
| 33
| '''amd amx'''
!style="align:center;"| [[File:amdamx.png|x200px]]
| Dutch F1 driver Max Verstappen was known, in the beginning of his career, for being a bit of a madman
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
| {{Position|CB}}
| 4
| '''An horse'''
!style="align:center;"| [[File:horse.jpg|x200px]]
| Is an horse a athlete? Fuck it, put him in the team.
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
| {{Position|CB}}
| 4
| '''{{greentext|schalke}}'''
!style="align:center;"| [[File:schalke.png|x200px]]
| {{greentext|schalke}} is an ancient part of /sp/ history, where confused burgers who had no idea what Schalke is would post {{greentext|schalke}} with this image whenever Schalke were mentioned. Though old, {{greentext|schalke}} still maintains relevance as this former staple of the Champions League now wallows in the lower part of the 2nd Bundesliga.
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
| {{Position|CB}}
| 18
| '''Cuckitini'''
!style="align:center;"| [[File:cuckitini.png|x200px]]
| When a /sp/artan discovered that Messi's last name is Cuccitini, you can imagine what happened next. Although primarily referring to Messi, the term Cuckitini has since been applied so several other athletes by schizo spammers.
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
| {{Position|CB}}
| 25
| '''Please Watch Our League'''
!style="align:center;"| [[File:pwol.jpg|x250px]]
| The Portuguese league is known for being a talent farm for bigger leagues, much to the dismay of the Portuguese, who believe their league is worth watching. (lol)
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
| {{Position|CB}}
| 14
| '''SHE'S A DISGRACE'''
!style="align:center;"|[[File:shesadisgrace.png|250px|center]]
| {{tt|The Daily Mail is known for being an opinionated and controversial newspaper, and its online comment section is no different. British tennis player Emma Raducanu is often under fire, most recently for fucking up Andy Murray's final Wimbledon|Image is the default profile picture of a Daily Mail commenter and is sometimes used as OP images next to a parody comment}}
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
|" align="center"|{{Position|RB}}
| 77
| '''gimi'''
!style="align:center;"| [[File:gimi.jpg|x200px]]
| gimi
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
| {{Position|RB}}
| 3
| '''Universal Choking Sign'''
!style="align:center;"| [[File:A_logo.png|250px]]
| pic unrelated
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
| {{Position|RB}}
| 22
| '''Prison FC'''
!style="align:center;"| [[File:prisonfc.png|250px]]
| {{tt|As athletes retire and fade from relevance, they might look for other things to pass the time. Prison FC references athletes who after retirement or while active have been arrested for or convicted of crimes like murder, rape, drugs, etc.|The model and portrait is of Dani Alves, a former Barcelona right back who was recently convicted of sexual assault.}}
|}
 
===Midfield===
 
{| class="wikitable" width=90%
|-
|-
|align="center" | 85
!style="background:#cccccc;color:#000000"| Pos.
|align="center" | '''DA BURRS'''
!style="background:#cccccc;color:#000000"| No.
|align="center"| [[File:DA-BURRS.jpg|x300px]]
!style="background:#cccccc;color:#000000"| Name
| As loveable as he is fierce, /sp/'s first-choice goalkeeper DA BURRS has survived a trial by fire. He had a stretch of difficulty starting in the 2011 Summer Cup, when he was benched after some poor performances, but has performed admirably ever since winning back the starting job. A series of heroic performances have saved the Goats from a few maulings, especially in the 2012, 2013 Summer Cup and 2014 Winter Cup Group Stages. DA BURRS' one weakness is the fact that his eyesight is impaired by his long fur, however he refuses to get it cut.
!style="background:#cccccc;color:#000000"| Picture
|align="center" | N/A
!style="background:#cccccc;color:#000000"| Description
|&mdash;
|-bgcolor="EDDA74"
|-
|" align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
| align="center" | 8
| 10
| align="center" | '''Clark the Cub'''
| '''Messi'''
|align="center"| [[File:Clark-the-cub.jpg|x200px]]
!style="align:center;"| [[File:mesi.png|x200px]]
|1. Radio was invented; Cub fans got to hear their team lose.<br>2. TV was invented; Cub fans got to see their team lose.<br>
| mesi
3. Baseball added 14 teams; Cub fans got to see AND hear their team lose to more teams.<br>
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
4. George Burns celebrated his 10th, 20th, 30th, 40th, 50th, 60th, 70th, 80th, 90th and 100th birthdays.<br>
| {{Position|CMF}}
5. Haley’s Comet passed Earth… twice.<br>
| 89
6. Harry Caray was born… and died. Incredible, but true.<br>
| '''George Costanza'''
7. The NBA, NHL and NFL were formed, and Chicago teams won championships in each league.<br>
!style="align:center;"| [[File:George-Costanza.png|250px]]
8. Man landed on the moon, as have several home runs given up by Cubs pitchers.<br>
| {{greentext|giving the ball away to horsefuckers in a final}}
9. Sixteen US presidents were elected.<br>
{{tt|i shiggy diggy|i seriously hope you don't need an explanation for this}}
10. There were 11 amendments added to the Constitution.<br>
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
11. Prohibition was created, and repealed.<br>
|" align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
12. The Titanic was built, set sail, sank, was discovered, and became the subject of major motion pictures… the latter giving Cub fans hope that something that finishes on the bottom can come out on top.<br>
| 19
13. Wrigley Field was built and becomes the oldest park in the National League.<br>
| '''my reffies :)'''
14. Flag poles were erected on Wrigley Field roof to hold all of the team’s future World Series pennants. Those flag poles have since rusted and been taken down.<br>
!style="align:center;"| [[File:myreffies.jpg|x200px]]
15. A combination of 40 summer & winter Olympics have been held.<br>
| {{tt|Influencing and bribing referees is illegal and morally wrong.| Unless, of course, it's /yourteam/ who benefits}}
16. Thirteen baseball players have won the Triple Crown; several thanked Cubs pitchers.<br>
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
17. Bell bottoms came in style, went out of style, and came back in style.<br>
|" align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
18. The Cleveland Indians, Boston Red Sox, Arizona Diamondbacks, and Florida Marlins have ALL won the World Series.<br>
| 66
19. The Cubs played 14,153 regular-season games; they lost the majority of them.<br>
| '''CAM ON INGERLAND SCORE SAM FAKIN GOALS'''
20. Alaska, Arizona, Hawaii, Oklahoma, and New Mexico were added to the Union.<br>
!style="align:center;"| [[File:FAKINGOALS.jpg|x200px]]
|align="center" | N/A
| Verily, I say, it would be most satisfactory if the great nation of England would acquire some points in the athletic pastime of football.
|&mdash;
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
| {{Position|DMF}}
| 90
| '''El Var Sinson'''
!style="align:center;"| [[File:varsinson.jpg|250px]]
| {{tt|VAR when pronounced as a word sounds like how sudacas pronounce Bart, leading to inevitable associations with the Simpsons character|Simpson is pronounced Sinson}}
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
| {{Position|DMF}}
| 5
| '''Ngubu'''
!style="align:center;"| [[File:ngubu.jpg|250px]]
| roight, 'e moight be a negro and a foruhnah, buh 'e runs loike e's runnin from lions and i luv 'im like me own son
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
| {{Position|DMF}}
| 97
| '''THIS DOES NOT FOOKIN SLIP'''
|!style="align:center;"| [[File:1324044528303.jpg|x200px]]
| *slips*
|}
 
===Forwards===
 
{| class="wikitable" width=90%
|-
|-
!style="background:#cccccc;color:#000000"| No.
!style="background:#cccccc;color:#000000"| Pos
!style="background:#cccccc;color:#000000"| Name
!style="background:#cccccc;color:#000000"| Picture
!style="background:#cccccc;color:#000000"| Description
|-bgcolor="EDDA74"
|" align="center"|{{Position|CF}}
| 7
| '''TSUUUUUUUUUUUUU'''
!style="align:center;"| [[File:Tsu.jpg|x200px]]
| A weird yell from Cristiano Ronaldo during his acceptance speech at a FIFA Ballon d'Or ceremony. It's posted to mock his lackluster performances against big teams, while also downplaying his good performances against weak teams. In 2016, he was promoted to being /sp/'s captain due to Portugal finally winning a major trophy.
|-bgcolor="C0C0C0"
|" align="center"|{{Position|SS}}
| 43
| '''{{greentext|he does it for free}}'''
!style="align:center;"| [[File:Janitor.jpg|x200px]]
| NO MONETARY COMPENSATION
|-bgcolor="C0C0C0"
|" align="center"|{{Position|SS}}
| 6
| '''Perro Caca'''
!style="align:center;"| [[File:Perrocaca.jpg|x200px]]
| JANITOR ON SUICIDE WATCH
|}
|}


<h3>Defenders</h3>
===Reserves===
{|{{Prettytable}}
{|{{Prettytable}}
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|-
|colspan=6 style="background:#95B3D7;"|<h4>Centre-Backs</h4>
|-
|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''No.'''
|width="15%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Name'''
|width="15%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Name'''
|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Picture'''
|width="40%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Description'''
|width="40%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Description'''
|width="15%" style="background:#DBE5F1;" | '''Playing Style'''
|width="10%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Card(s)'''
|-
|style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | 23
|style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | '''Lelbron'''
|style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | [[File:Lelbron.jpg|x200px]]
|style="background:#C3D69B;"| Back to Back Hips
|style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | N/A
|style="background:#C3D69B;"|&mdash;
|-
|style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | 25
|style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | '''Tony Kornheiser'''
|style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | [[File:Tony-Kornheiser.jpg|x200px]]
|style="background:#C3D69B;"| As one of the most experienced members of the /sp/ squad, Kornheiser commands a lot of admiration and respect from the team's younger players. His humorous and knowledgeable personality merged with a burning desire to prove that he isn't yesterday's news mean that he is a great player to have in the /sp/ defense.
|style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | N/A
|style="background:#C3D69B;"|
|-
|align="center" | 14
|align="center" | '''MVP'''
|align="center"|[[File:MVP.jpg|x200px]]
| Ladies and Gentleman, your 2014 Winter Cup MVP
|align="center" | N/A
|&mdash;
|-
|align="center" | 12
|align="center" | '''{{greentext|us 12s}}'''
|align="center"| [[File:us-12s.jpg|x200px]]
|You can't lose when it's 11 on '''12'''
|align="center" | N/A
|&mdash;
|-
|align="center" | 15
|align="center" | '''Teboq'''
|align="center"|[[File:Teboq.jpg|x200px]]
| The former hero of /sp/, known for his patented TEBOQ TIME, was removed from the team due to mechanical flaws in his game, but by the grace of God is back to help bring home the trophy for the GOATS.
|align="center" | N/A
|&mdash;
|-
|-
|align="center" | 70
|align="center" | '''RGKnee'''
|align="center" | '''Orson Welles'''
|A quarterback from the Cleverland Browns whose injuries practically ruined his career already.
|align="center"|[[File:Orson-welles.jpg|x200px]]
| AHAHAHAHAHA FAGGOT
|align="center" | N/A
|&mdash;
|-
|colspan=6 style="background:#95B3D7;"|<h4>Full-Backs</h4>
|-
|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''No.'''
|width="15%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Name'''
|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Picture'''
|width="40%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Description'''
|width="15%" style="background:#DBE5F1;" | '''Playing Style'''
|width="10%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Card(s)'''
|-
|-
|style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | 18
|align="center" | '''YOU LIKE THAT'''
|style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | '''18-1'''
|AKA, Captain Kirk from the Washington R******s
|style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | [[File:18and1.jpg|x200px]]
|style="background:#C3D69B;"| It has been implied by some of the more callous members of the media that 18-1 is "damaged goods" after he choked in an extremely important game a few years ago. However, despite the reservations of some of the fans, and the fear that he could bring a losing mentality to the team, the /sp/ management decided to sign him up. Since signing for the GOATS, 18-1 has been on a mission to prove his critics wrong, turning in a series of fine performances in the /sp/ defence.
|style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | N/A
|style="background:#C3D69B;"|
|-
|-
|style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | 2
|align="center" | '''Who /a/ here?'''
|style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | '''Jagsguy'''
|A phrase used by anime fans on /sp/ to call out fellow anime fans in a thread. This can lead to many responses with anime images, pissing off other /sp/artans who dislike the medium.
|style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | [[File:Jagsguy.jpg|x200px]]
|style="background:#C3D69B;"| Being a fan of the Jacksonville Jaguars, Jagsguy has suffered a lot of sporting heartache over the years. However, if there's one thing he knows, it's what a losing team looks like. This knowledge has proved useful to the /sp/ management as it has allowed them to make changes to the team when things aren't going so well. Jagsguy is also a great player to have in the squad as he is very eager to prove himself. He holds the belief that if some of the players on the Jaguars team can be professional athletes, then he can too. This desire to reach the top has seen him become a fans' favourite in the few appearances that he's made for the /sp/ GOATS.
|style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | N/A
|style="background:#C3D69B;"|&mdash;
|-
|-
|align="center" | 3
|align="center" | '''VETTELWINSLOL'''
|align="center" | '''DRTWWWTTATY'''
|Formula 1 meme
|align="center"|[[File:DRTWWWTTATY.jpg|x200px]]
| I would like to remind you all, dear posters and lurkers of the 4chan /sp/-board, that this year all three trophies depicted in the attached digital photographic image will leave our possession only for the amount of time that it will take to award them to us again, and that not a single thing save higher powers, like intervention by The Lord Almighty, will be able to prevent us from reaching this goal, as we are objectively the current best football team on this wonderful little planet we call earth.
|align="center" | N/A
|&mdash;
|-
|-
|align="center" | 97
|align="center" | '''Is Flacco Elite?'''
|align="center" | '''The Archiver'''
|He won a Super Bowl, so he must be. Could also be called {{greentext|120 MILLION DOLLARS}}
|align="center"|[[File:Archiver.jpg|x200px]]
| 97 pages... 97 pages of the purest form of autism
|align="center" | N/A
|&mdash;
|}
 
<h3>Midfield</h3>
{|{{Prettytable}}
|-
|-
|colspan=6 style="background:#95B3D7;"|<h4>Central Midfield</h4>
|align="center" | '''/trb/'''
|The name for Football Manager threads on /sp/. Sometimes known as /lgc/ - little girls club.
|-
|-
|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''No.'''
|align="center" | '''UTV Archiver'''
|width="15%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Name'''
|A shitstorm from the /trb/ threads where some anon made a 96 page pdf file with lots of weird shit based on a tripfag named UTV. There were even a few videos in the pdf that gave the impression of that anon being in UTV's house without him knowing.
|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Picture'''
|width="40%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Description'''
|width="15%" style="background:#DBE5F1;" | '''Playing Style'''
|width="10%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Card(s)'''
|-
|-
|style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | 99
|align="center" | '''Lad Banter'''
|style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | '''{{greentext|Furpuck}}'''
|It's just banter, m8.
|style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" |[[File:Furpuck.jpg|x200px]]
|style="background: #C3D69B" |Something about Hockey
|style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | N/A
|style="background: #C3D69B" |
|-
|-
|style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | 9
|align="center" | '''Outlaw'''
|style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | '''{{greentext|TORRES}}'''
|The name shitposters gave themselves as part of a movement against the more strict moderation that /sp/ faces today.
|style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" |[[File:TORRES.jpg|x200px]]
|style="background: #C3D69B" |TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES
|style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | N/A
|style="background: #C3D69B" |
|-
|-
|align="center" | 13
|align="center" | '''eatdatpussy445'''
|align="center" | '''Potlel'''
|A really fat and really black Filthydelphia Iggles fan from youtube who has gotten angry as hell at the team on his videos more than once. He visited /sp/ briefly with a tripcode and was scared away by /b/-tards calling him a nigger.
|align="center"|[[File:potlel.jpg|x200px]]
|help! potlel is trapped on the bench! only dubs will save him!
|align="center" |
|align="center" |
|-
|-
|colspan=6 style="background:#95B3D7;"|<h4>Defensive Midfield</h4>
|align="center" | '''Vaughncouver'''
|Classic /hoc/ image of Vince Vaughn pointing at a player.
|-
|-
|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''No.'''
|align="center" | '''Michael Wilbon'''
|width="15%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Name'''
|Because.jpg
|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Picture'''
|width="40%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Description'''
|width="15%" style="background:#DBE5F1;" | '''Playing Style'''
|width="10%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Card(s)'''
|-
|-
|align="center" | 45
|align="center" | '''I really, really like women'''
|align="center" | '''Based Deng'''
|He really, really likes them
|align="center"|[[File:TYBD.jpg|x200px]]
| THANK YOU BASED DENG
|align="center" |
|align="center" |
|-
|-
|align="center" | 4
|align="center" | '''System Babby'''
|align="center" | '''{{greentext|Schalke}}'''
|A player performs better when the team around him is helpful? Must be a system babby...
|align="center"|[[File:Schalke.png|x200px]]
| {{greentext|Schalke}}
|align="center" |
|align="center" |
|-
|-
|align="center" | 43
|align="center" | '''Nerman'''
|align="center" | '''BTFO'''
|Brazil's top meme
|align="center"|[[File:BTFO.jpg|x200px]]
| DMF's gettin BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
|align="center" |
|align="center" |
|-
|-
|colspan=6 style="background:#95B3D7;"|<h4>Attacking Midfield</h4>
|align="center" | '''{{greentext|still at the stadium}}'''
|It's been hours since the match, did he really wait that long for a short interview on MOTD?
|-
|-
|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''No.'''
|align="center" | '''{{greentext|poop}}'''
|width="15%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Name'''
|The nickname given Manchester City's manager, Pep Guardiola.
|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Picture'''
|width="40%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Description'''
|width="15%" style="background:#DBE5F1;" | '''Playing Style'''
|width="10%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Card(s)'''
|-
|-
|style="background: #C0C0C0" align="center" | 50
|align="center" | '''Roast Solo'''
|style="background: #C0C0C0" align="center" | '''USA USA USA'''
| DON'T POST IT
|style="background: #C0C0C0" align="center" | [[File:USA USA USA.jpg|x200px]]
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|style="background: #C0C0C0" align="center" | '''{{greentext|Moyes}}'''
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|style="background: #C0C0C0" | One of the newest additions to the squad, his popularity on /sp/ skyrocketed when he was announced as the new Manchester United manager, his brilliant tactics are well known across /sp/, with people spamming >moyes to let everyone know what a great move or cross just happened
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|style="background: #EDDA74" align="center" | '''George Costanza'''
| The MVP of every major sport.
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|style="background: #EDDA74" | ''{{greentext | 2011+3 >betting against The Walking Blooter Factory >ISHYGDDT}}''
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| SKEEUP, hol up, SKEEUP, lemme talk, SKEEEUP
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|style="background: #EDDA74" align="center" | '''Messi'''
| {{greentext|Arsenal finally not in the Champions League}}
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|style="background: #EDDA74" | Messi is /sp/'s talismanic striker and a real fans' favorite. Now going into his 6th (7th?) major tournament, his goals and majestic skills have earned him a fearsome reputation among the opposition. Always looking to get forward at every opportunity and have shots on goal, Messi is /sp/'s top scorer. Despite missing out on the opportunity to repeat his Golden Boot performance, his activities on the field played a significant role in /sp/'s cup victories and they will look to him to continue that level of play.
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|{{greentext|Max Verstappen. It's an F1 thing that I was really surprised at the time about the amount of votes he got.}}
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[[Category:Official team rosters|sp]]

Latest revision as of 15:43, 25 January 2025

Sub Starter Silver Gold Bronze

The players that will represent Sp icon.png /sp/ in the WC25 Design J.png 2025 4chan Winter Cup.

Goalkeepers

Pos. No. Name Picture Description
  GK
1 So, it happened again Soithappenedagain.jpg Whenever Manchester United lose, draw or generally underperform the Manchester United General, /mug/, will inevitably be posted beginning with "So, it happened again"
>biggest event on the board is now /mug/
  GK
13 Bald Fraud Baldfraud.jpg AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA RODRI SAVE ME

Defenders

Pos. No. Name Picture Description
  LB
0 Rachael Gunn, PhD Raygun.png An Australian PhD holder who wrote her dissertation on interpretative dance was chosen to represent Australia in breakdancing at the 2024 Paris Olympics. Her qualification was completely rigged and like the old, dried up hag she is she completely embarrassed herself and her nation, scoring 0 points. Just watch her vs. any of the other competitors to see how incredibly shit she was.
  LB
20 Monicius Jr. Monicius.png Real Madrid player Vinicius Jr. is known to be a bit of an arrogant cunt, baiting racial abuse so he can cry about it in press conferences. Mono = Monkey in Portuguese -> Monicius
  LB
33 amd amx Amdamx.png Dutch F1 driver Max Verstappen was known, in the beginning of his career, for being a bit of a madman
  CB
4 An horse Horse.jpg Is an horse a athlete? Fuck it, put him in the team.
  CB
4 >schalke Schalke.png >schalke is an ancient part of /sp/ history, where confused burgers who had no idea what Schalke is would post >schalke with this image whenever Schalke were mentioned. Though old, >schalke still maintains relevance as this former staple of the Champions League now wallows in the lower part of the 2nd Bundesliga.
  CB
18 Cuckitini Cuckitini.png When a /sp/artan discovered that Messi's last name is Cuccitini, you can imagine what happened next. Although primarily referring to Messi, the term Cuckitini has since been applied so several other athletes by schizo spammers.
  CB
25 Please Watch Our League Pwol.jpg The Portuguese league is known for being a talent farm for bigger leagues, much to the dismay of the Portuguese, who believe their league is worth watching. (lol)
  CB
14 SHE'S A DISGRACE
Shesadisgrace.png
 The Daily Mail is known for being an opinionated and controversial newspaper, and its online comment section is no different. British tennis player Emma Raducanu is often under fire, most recently for fucking up Andy Murray's final Wimbledon
  RB
77 gimi Gimi.jpg gimi
  RB
3 Universal Choking Sign A logo.png pic unrelated
  RB
22 Prison FC Prisonfc.png As athletes retire and fade from relevance, they might look for other things to pass the time. Prison FC references athletes who after retirement or while active have been arrested for or convicted of crimes like murder, rape, drugs, etc.

Midfield

Pos. No. Name Picture Description
  CMF
10 Messi Mesi.png mesi
  CMF
89 George Costanza George-Costanza.png >giving the ball away to horsefuckers in a final

i shiggy diggy

  CMF
19 my reffies :) Myreffies.jpg Influencing and bribing referees is illegal and morally wrong.
  CMF
66 CAM ON INGERLAND SCORE SAM FAKIN GOALS FAKINGOALS.jpg Verily, I say, it would be most satisfactory if the great nation of England would acquire some points in the athletic pastime of football.
  DMF
90 El Var Sinson Varsinson.jpg VAR when pronounced as a word sounds like how sudacas pronounce Bart, leading to inevitable associations with the Simpsons character
  DMF
5 Ngubu Ngubu.jpg roight, 'e moight be a negro and a foruhnah, buh 'e runs loike e's runnin from lions and i luv 'im like me own son
  DMF
97 THIS DOES NOT FOOKIN SLIP 1324044528303.jpg *slips*

Forwards

No. Pos Name Picture Description
  CF
7 TSUUUUUUUUUUUUU Tsu.jpg A weird yell from Cristiano Ronaldo during his acceptance speech at a FIFA Ballon d'Or ceremony. It's posted to mock his lackluster performances against big teams, while also downplaying his good performances against weak teams. In 2016, he was promoted to being /sp/'s captain due to Portugal finally winning a major trophy.
  SS
43 >he does it for free Janitor.jpg NO MONETARY COMPENSATION
  SS
6 Perro Caca Perrocaca.jpg JANITOR ON SUICIDE WATCH

Reserves

Name Description
RGKnee A quarterback from the Cleverland Browns whose injuries practically ruined his career already.
YOU LIKE THAT AKA, Captain Kirk from the Washington R******s
Who /a/ here? A phrase used by anime fans on /sp/ to call out fellow anime fans in a thread. This can lead to many responses with anime images, pissing off other /sp/artans who dislike the medium.
VETTELWINSLOL Formula 1 meme
Is Flacco Elite? He won a Super Bowl, so he must be. Could also be called >120 MILLION DOLLARS
/trb/ The name for Football Manager threads on /sp/. Sometimes known as /lgc/ - little girls club.
UTV Archiver A shitstorm from the /trb/ threads where some anon made a 96 page pdf file with lots of weird shit based on a tripfag named UTV. There were even a few videos in the pdf that gave the impression of that anon being in UTV's house without him knowing.
Lad Banter It's just banter, m8.
Outlaw The name shitposters gave themselves as part of a movement against the more strict moderation that /sp/ faces today.
eatdatpussy445 A really fat and really black Filthydelphia Iggles fan from youtube who has gotten angry as hell at the team on his videos more than once. He visited /sp/ briefly with a tripcode and was scared away by /b/-tards calling him a nigger.
Vaughncouver Classic /hoc/ image of Vince Vaughn pointing at a player.
Michael Wilbon Because.jpg
I really, really like women He really, really likes them
System Babby A player performs better when the team around him is helpful? Must be a system babby...
Nerman Brazil's top meme
>still at the stadium It's been hours since the match, did he really wait that long for a short interview on MOTD?
>poop The nickname given Manchester City's manager, Pep Guardiola.
Roast Solo DON'T POST IT
Please Watch Our League Please.
Refball The MVP of every major sport.
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SKEEEUP SKEEUP, hol up, SKEEUP, lemme talk, SKEEEUP
WENGER OUT >Arsenal finally not in the Champions League
amd amx >Max Verstappen. It's an F1 thing that I was really surprised at the time about the amount of votes he got.
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