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Retired /x/ players

Goalkeepers

Position	Number	Name	Picture	Description	Playstyle	Debut
GK	1	NOPE		Despite frequent instances of "spaghetti", this battle hardened engineer is /x/'s first choice for a goalie. With years of experience and team play, NOPE will deny any plucky striker with his long arms and neck.	Offensive Goalkeeper	2012 4chan Summer Cup
GK	12	Urbex		This urban explorer is more cautious than the last who played for /x/, (the old forward was never seen again after visiting an abandoned Japanese hospital) and prefers to stay back as the backup netminder.	Offensive Goalkeeper	2012 4chan Summer Cup

Defenders

Position	Number	Name	Picture	Description	Playstyle	Debut
CB	2	Slenderman		The tallest player on the team by far, Slenderman has been a staple in the /x/ defensive line for years, even with some goals to his name in his brief stint as a forward. Always watches, no eyes.	None	2011 4chan Summer Cup
CB	16	SCP Series		What started as a series of posts describing containment procedures for potentially dangerous or world ending items and creatures eventually became a Wiki purported to belong to the SCP Foundation. Each entry lists the danger level, containment procedures, and usually a short story or incident report. Above all, SCP looks to secure, contain, and protect the net.	None	2014 4chan Winter Cup
CB	3	The Grifter		A haunted video that will kill the viewer after watching, and home to the creepiest baby of all time. Opponents be weary if you find a strange doll in your home after a match.	None	2012 4chan Summer Cup
CB	4	Astral Meetup		What better way to make new friends than to lie together in a circle and try to force your soul out of your own body?	None	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup
CB	20	Ethereal Ghost		You've heard of ghosts right? How about Ethereal ghosts? They're just like normal ghosts....only spookier....A cocky defender who was recently demoted to the role of backup CB after a questionable performance in the 2017 Autumn Babby Cup.	None	2014 4chan Winter Cup
LB	5	Creepypasta		As the staple /x/ left back, the bald blue Creepypasta is one of the very best when it comes to passes, working with The Grey on the left wing to fully establish /x/'s strong wing play.	Offensive Fullback	2011 4chan Summer Cup
LB	21	Ghost Puncher		Not even ghosts could phase him - you think he's scared of anyone on your team? Beaming with courage (or lack of common sense), Ghost Puncher demonstrates his total devotion to lifting by punching holes into the opponent's offense and going for a blooter himself every now and then.	Offensive Fullback	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup
RB	17	Lost Media		Threads attempting to hunt down lost media, predominately movies and TV shows. First appearing on /x/ during the hunt for the lost Nickelodeon movie Cry Baby Lane, the threads have ingrained themselves within /x/'s culture. Recent events include the hunt for clock man with the help of The Flood from the Bungie forums, and the hunt for a bizarre Spongebob...thing with the help of /co/. Unlike his namesake, Lost Media is quite easy to find -- around his own 18 yard box.	Defensive Fullback	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup
RB	14	Chaos Magick		The practice of chaos magick is an ancient and refined art, where you use the power of faith and belief to make the extraordinary actually happen. Or you just consume so many hallucinogens that you can't tell the difference.	Defensive Fullback	2014 4chan Winter Cup

Midfielders

Position	Number	Name	Picture	Description	Playstyle	Debut
DMF	16	Zodiac Killer		The Zodiac Killer is looking to continue his kill streak by adding a few hopes and dreams to the list. Also definitely not Ted Cruz.	The Destroyer	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup
DMF	13	>be me >be alone		Haunted by a ghost that no one else can see, >be me is often too petrified to move around the pitch, making him a suitable Anchor Man that can balance out Zodiac Killer's predatory defensive tactics.	Anchor Man	2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
DMF	22	Berenstæin Bears		Do you remember a series of books from childhood featuring a family of anthropomorphic bears? You seems to remember the name of the family as the Berenstein Bears, but moving to your long forgotten copies from childhood you gasp, reading the name as Berenstain Bears. Clearly, you have slid from your previous timeline into the current one you now inhabit. Or not. Who knows.	Anchor Man	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup
CMF	9	The Grey		"The Grey Alien" is the most commonly sighted alien worldwide. Short in stature with weak skeletal bodies, large black eyes and a bulbous head. Basically your generic alien (ayy lmao).	Box-to-Box	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup
CMF	15	Mothman		A staple of West Virginia folklore and Cryptozoology, Mothman sightings on /x/'s roster had been few and far between over the past few years.	None	2012 4chan Winter Cup
CMF	11	This Man		Every night, all over the world, hundreds of people see this face in their dreams. If this man appears in your dreams too, or you have any information that can help us identify him, please contact us.	None	2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
CMF	23	Secret Society		Having manipulated world events over the course of centuries, this Midfielder will do everything in his power to keep truth-searchers and opposing forwards at bay. Does not get along with Spooky Mulder.	PS=N/A (It's a secret)	2014 4chan Winter Cup
LMF	14	Solomon Demon		This abomination appeared in Israel, bound and made a slave by King Solomon (see, this is what happens when you give a Jew a magic ring). A fiery late game sub, this Left Midfielder works hard down the wing to snatch the ball and get that crucial game-changing clear.	None	2014 4chan Summer Cup
RMF	7	Spooky Mulder		With years of experience under his belt, Spooky Mulder returned to investigate the /x/ team. Somewhere along the line he ended up getting drafted as a Right Midfielder, though he's still searching for some kind of truth.	None	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup
AMF	8	Cthulhu		The driving force in /x/'s midfield play, Cthulhu has a bag of tricks to keep the opponents guessing. Often finds himself wide open on the end of a through ball having slipped past the defensive line after shenanigans by /x/-tan and Goatman. Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.	Hole Player	2014 4chan Winter Cup

Attackers

Position	Number	Name	Picture	Description	Playstyle	Debut
CF	10	/x/-tan		The very essence and soul of the /x/ board put in a girl shaped bundle. Cute and Creepy. A truly gifted player, /x/-tan is the driving force behind the /x/ attack, able to shoot and pass brilliantly with both feet and use mesmerizing skills to outfox defenders, /x/-tan is always a tricky problem for any team to face.	Goal Poacher	2012 4chan Summer Cup
SS	6	Goatman		A staple in creepypasta now a day, Goatman was originally called Skinwalker before an /x/ browsing Native American cleared up the differences. Popularized by the Asansi Goatman story and many more like it, Goatman is a creature that works its way into groups of people and impersonates one of them. Some of them are looking to escape the woods they inhabit, while others are just fucking assholes who want to mess with you. I wouldn't worry about it.	None	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup