Revision as of 03:29, 14 March 2019

/hato/

Keeping Russia out, America in, and brainlets down.

/hato/ - Real Fuckin' NATO

Founded

February 19th, 2019

IRL manager

OmniO

Team colors

Chat color

667dd1
NATO Light Blue

Top scorer

N/A (N/A)

Top assister

N/A (N/A)

Captain

Fuck Argies

Website

/hato/ - Real Fuckin' NATO

Nickname

No nickname

Historic performance

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GF	GA	GD
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Biggest win
TBD	–	TBD


Biggest defeat
TBD	–	TBD


First match
TBD	–	TBD

Team music

Anthem	TBD
Victory Anthem	TBD

Goal horn	TBD
Player X Horn	TBD

Kits

Created solely for the purpose of keeping /blyat/ in check, /hato/ keeps the world safe from the threat of commies, slavs, and cheap vodka.

Until World War III, anyways.

Roster text and images WIP while I update the aesthetics

Lineup

No.

Position

Player

11

	GK

Kraut Space Magic

4

	CB

1 Star MG

75

	CB

PTSD

50

	LB

>A >FUCKING >LEAF

6

	RB

(((Greatest Ally)))

19

	DMF

TWO WORLD WARS

9

	DMF

No Stoppan Power

16

	CMF

Jack Daniels

5

	AMF

Gorilla Warfare

69

	SS

xXx360xXxNoScOp3xXx

82

	CF

Fuck Argies

No.

Position

Player

17

	CB

Fantasy Heroes

3

	CB

Sorry Belgium

1

	LB

Sniper Wolf

49

	RB

Buyfag

67

	DMF

Is That a FAMAS?

85

	DMF

Quality Control

20

	CMF

Tactical Tuna

36

	CMF

Angry Meido

41

	AMF

HKM4

23

	AMF

Offensive Handgun

90

	SS

RUSH B

2

	CF

2B

Top row, left to right: Kraut Space Magic, 1 Star MG, TWO WORLD WARS, No Stoppan Power, PTSD, Fuck Argies. Bottom row: (((Greatest Ally))), >A >FUCKING >LEAF, xXx360xXxNoScOp3xXx, Jack Daniels, Gorilla Warfare

Exports

Exports follow Semantic Versioning. When loading, major version numbers must match, eg. 3.X

Aesthetics	Audio	Tactical	Pastebin
v3.1 All versions	v3.0	v3.0 All versions	v3.0

Roster

Sub

Starter

Silver

Gold

WIP.

Goalkeepers

No.

Pos.

Name

Potrait

Description

Official Art

In-PES Character Model

11

	GK

Kraut Space Magic

Before joining /gfg/, Sleepo Beepo was busy serving in the Kraut Space Force, keeping the stars safe from the Red Menace.

Its special ammunition was definitely a factor in the G11 not being adopted due to "lack of possibility for NATO standardization". Which is kind of the point.

Back text: LIKE CLOCKWORK

File:Hato ass ksm.png

Defense

No.

Pos.

Name

Potrait

Description

Official Art

In-PES Character Model

4

	CB

1 Star MG

Because she somehow manages to lose out to LWMMG, who is 2*.

Back text: BROS...

File:Hato ass 1starmg.png

75

	CB

PTSD

After the end of Arctic Warfare, FN FNC thought it would all be over.

But now she's received her latest assignment, and she's not sure what's worse.

Back text: SURVIVORS GUILT

File:Hato ass ptsd.png

17

	CB

Fantasy Heroes

A shitty mobage stole Glock 17's art.

Pic

Back text: DEMON RISING

File:Hato ass fantasy.png

3

	CB

Sorry Belgium

In a room full of FN management, some displaced or wounded by the Nazis, a senior German ranking officer asked for a production licence to manufacture FALs within West Germany.

They said no.

Back text: WE SAID SORRY

File:Hato art 1starmg-gk.png

File:Hato ass 1starmg.png

50

	LB

>A >FUCKING >LEAF

Holds the world record for longest sniper kill at 3,540 metres. Made in America, but the shooter was... you guessed it.

Back text: WORLD RECORD

File:Hato ass afl.png

1

	LB

Sniper Wolf

File:Hato ass sw.png

6

	RB

(((Greatest Ally)))

Back text: BROS...

File:Hato ass ga.png

49

	RB

Buyfag

File:Hato ass buyf.png

Midfield

No.

Pos.

Name

Potrait

Description

Official Art

In-PES Character Model

19

	DMF

TWO WORLD WARS

Because she somehow manages to lose out to LWMMG, who is 2*.

Back text: BROS...

File:Hato ass tww.png

9

	DMF

No Stoppan Power

File:Hato ass nsp.png

67

	DMF

is that a famas

File:Hato ass famas.png

85

	DMF

Quality Control

File:Hato ass qc.png

16

	CMF

Jack Daniels

Back text: BROS...

File:Hato ass jd.png

20

	CMF

Tactical Tuna

File:Hato ass tt.png

36

	CMF

Angry Meido

Back text: BROS...

File:Hato ass angry.png

5

	AMF

Gorilla Warfare

File:Hato ass gw.png

41

	AMF

HKM4

File:Hato ass hkm4.png

23

	AMF

Offensive Handgun

File:Hato ass offh.png

Forwards

No.

Pos.

Name

Potrait

Description

Official Art

In-PES Character Model

69

	SS

xXx360xXxNoScOp3xXx

Because she somehow manages to lose out to LWMMG, who is 2*.

Back text: BROS...

File:Hato ass 360.png

90

	SS

RUSH B

After the end of Arctic Warfare, FN FNC thought it would all be over. That she wouldn't have to watch greenhorns being torn to shreds, their bodies dismantled for spare parts.

But now she's received her latest assignment, and she's not sure what's worse.

Back text: SURVIVORS GUILT

File:Hato ass rushb.png

82

	CF

Fuck Argies

File:Hato ass fal.png

2

	CF

2B

File:Hato ass 2b.png

@@ Line 138: / Line 138: @@
 |align="center"|{{Position|GK}}
 |align="center"|[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heckler_%26_Koch_G11 '''Kraut Space Magic''']
-|align="center"|[[File:hato_por_ksm.jpg|128x128px]]
+|align="center"|[[File:hato_por_ksm.png|128x128px]]
 |style="padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;"|
 Before joining /gfg/, Sleepo Beepo was busy serving in the Kraut Space Force, keeping the stars safe from the Red Menace.
@@ Line 166: / Line 166: @@
 |align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
 |align="center"|[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heckler_%26_Koch_MG4 '''1 Star MG''']
-|align="center"|[[File:hato_por_1starmg.jpg|128x128px]]
+|align="center"|[[File:hato_por_1starmg.png|128x128px]]
 |style="padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;"|
@@ Line 179: / Line 179: @@
 |align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
 |align="center"|[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FN_FNC '''PTSD''']
-|align="center"|[[File:hato_por_ptsd.jpg|128x128px]]
+|align="center"|[[File:hato_por_ptsd.png|128x128px]]
 |style="padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;"|
@@ Line 194: / Line 194: @@
 |align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
 |align="center"|[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glock '''Fantasy Heroes''']
-|align="center"|[[File:hato_por_fantasy.jpg|128x128px]]
+|align="center"|[[File:hato_por_fantasy.png|128x128px]]
 |style="padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;"|
@@ Line 209: / Line 209: @@
 |align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
 |align="center"|[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heckler_%26_Koch_G3 '''Sorry Belgium''']
-|align="center"|[[File:hato_por_ptsd.jpg|128x128px]]
+|align="center"|[[File:hato_por_ptsd.png|128x128px]]
 |style="padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;"|
@@ Line 224: / Line 224: @@
 |align="center"|{{Position|LB}}
 |align="center"|[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/McMillan_TAC-50 '''{{greentext|A >FUCKING >LEAF}}''']
-|align="center"|[[File:hato_por_afl.jpg|128x128px]]
+|align="center"|[[File:hato_por_afl.png|128x128px]]
 |style="padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;"|
@@ Line 237: / Line 237: @@
 |align="center"|{{Position|LB}}
 |align="center"|[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heckler_%26_Koch_PSG1 '''Sniper Wolf''']
-|align="center"|[[File:hato_por_sw.jpg|128x128px]]
+|align="center"|[[File:hato_por_sw.png|128x128px]]
 |style="padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;"|
@@ Line 249: / Line 249: @@
 |align="center"|{{Position|RB}}
 |align="center"|[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IWI_Negev '''(((Greatest Ally)))''']
-|align="center"|[[File:hato_por_ga.jpg|128x128px]]
+|align="center"|[[File:hato_por_ga.png|128x128px]]
 |style="padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;"|
@@ Line 260: / Line 260: @@
 |align="center"|{{Position|RB}}
 |align="center"|[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M249_light_machine_gun '''Buyfag''']
-|align="center"|[[File:hato_por_buyf.jpg|128x128px]]
+|align="center"|[[File:hato_por_buyf.png|128x128px]]
 |style="padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;"|
@@ Line 285: / Line 285: @@
 |align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
 |align="center"|[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M1911 '''TWO WORLD WARS''']
-|align="center"|[[File:hato_por_tww.jpg|128x128px]]
+|align="center"|[[File:hato_por_tww.png|128x128px]]
 |style="padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;"|
@@ Line 298: / Line 298: @@
 |align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
 |align="center"|[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beretta_M9 '''No Stoppan Power''']
-|align="center"|[[File:hato_por_nsp.jpg|128x128px]]
+|align="center"|[[File:hato_por_nsp.png|128x128px]]
 |style="padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;"|
@@ Line 308: / Line 308: @@
 |align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
 |align="center"|[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FAMAS '''is that a famas''']
-|align="center"|[[File:hato_por_famas.jpg|128x128px]]
+|align="center"|[[File:hato_por_famas.png|128x128px]]
 |style="padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;"|
@@ Line 318: / Line 318: @@
 |align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
 |align="center"|[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SA80 '''Quality Control''']
-|align="center"|[[File:hato_por_qc.jpg|128x128px]]
+|align="center"|[[File:hato_por_qc.png|128x128px]]
 |style="padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;"|
@@ Line 329: / Line 329: @@
 |align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
 |align="center"|[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M16_rifle '''Jack Daniels''']
-|align="center"|[[File:hato_por_jd.jpg|128x128px]]
+|align="center"|[[File:hato_por_jd.png|128x128px]]
 |style="padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;"|
@@ Line 341: / Line 341: @@
 |align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
 |align="center"|[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FN_F2000 '''Tactical Tuna''']
-|align="center"|[[File:hato_por_tt.jpg|128x128px]]
+|align="center"|[[File:hato_por_tt.png|128x128px]]
 |style="padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;"|
@@ Line 353: / Line 353: @@
 |align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
 |align="center"|[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heckler_%26_Koch_G36 '''Angry Meido''']
-|align="center"|[[File:hato_por_angry.jpg|128x128px]]
+|align="center"|[[File:hato_por_angry.png|128x128px]]
 |style="padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;"|
@@ Line 365: / Line 365: @@
 |align="center"|{{Position|AMF}}
 |align="center"|[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heckler_%26_Koch_MP5 '''Gorilla Warfare''']
-|align="center"|[[File:hato_por_gw.jpg|128x128px]]
+|align="center"|[[File:hato_por_gw.png|128x128px]]
 |style="padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;"|
@@ Line 376: / Line 376: @@
 |align="center"|{{Position|AMF}}
 |align="center"|[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heckler_%26_Koch_HK416 '''HKM4''']
-|align="center"|[[File:hato_por_hkm4.jpg|128x128px]]
+|align="center"|[[File:hato_por_hkm4.png|128x128px]]
 |style="padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;"|
@@ Line 388: / Line 388: @@
 |align="center"|{{Position|AMF}}
 |align="center"|[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heckler_%26_Koch_Mark_23 '''Offensive Handgun''']
-|align="center"|[[File:hato_por_offh.jpg|128x128px]]
+|align="center"|[[File:hato_por_offh.png|128x128px]]
 |style="padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;"|
@@ Line 413: / Line 413: @@
 |align="center"|{{Position|SS}}
 |align="center"|[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heckler_%26_Koch_MG4 '''xXx360xXxNoScOp3xXx''']
-|align="center"|[[File:hato_por_360.jpg|128x128px]]
+|align="center"|[[File:hato_por_360.png|128x128px]]
 |style="padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;"|
@@ Line 426: / Line 426: @@
 |align="center"|{{Position|SS}}
 |align="center"|[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FN_FNC '''RUSH B''']
-|align="center"|[[File:hato_por_rushb.jpg|128x128px]]
+|align="center"|[[File:hato_por_rushb.png|128x128px]]
 |style="padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;"|
@@ Line 441: / Line 441: @@
 |align="center"|{{Position|CF}}
 |align="center"|[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heckler_%26_Koch_MG4 '''Fuck Argies''']
-|align="center"|[[File:hato_por_fal.jpg|128x128px]]
+|align="center"|[[File:hato_por_fal.png|128x128px]]
 |style="padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;"|
@@ Line 451: / Line 451: @@
 |align="center"|{{Position|CF}}
 |align="center"|[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heckler_%26_Koch_MG4 '''2B''']
-|align="center"|[[File:hato_por_2b.jpg|128x128px]]
+|align="center"|[[File:hato_por_2b.png|128x128px]]
 |style="padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;"|

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