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The living manifestation of the ponified Gadsen flag, Clippity Cloppity embodies the ferocity by which /mlpol/ protects its borders. Ready to unleash a barrage of gunfire and horsepussy, she maintains a stalwart vigil against intruders, shills, bots, and reddit. What she won't do is violate the NAP, but those who violate /mlpol/'s can expect to hear one thing as they're bombarded with pastel porn: | The living manifestation of the ponified Gadsen flag, Clippity Cloppity embodies the ferocity by which /mlpol/ protects its borders. Ready to unleash a barrage of gunfire and horsepussy, she maintains a stalwart vigil against intruders, shills, bots, and reddit. What she won't do is violate the NAP, but those who violate /mlpol/'s can expect to hear one thing as they're bombarded with pastel porn: | ||
CLIPPITY CLOPPITY, GET OFF MY PROPERTY | CLIPPITY CLOPPITY, GET OFF MY PROPERTY | ||
Part of team since /pol/eague I. | |||
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The proud representative of National Socialism for /mlpol/, Aryanne is a pure, proud Aryan pony serving as a military officer of the Maremacht of Germaney and is an active politician in her country. She holds no love for the (((griffons))) or their lies and has a fondness for putting degenerates where they belong: in the chambers. As Captain, her tactical genius and relentless blitzkrieg assault has led the team and the board to many victories, and under her leadership we expect to have many more. | The proud representative of National Socialism for /mlpol/, Aryanne is a pure, proud Aryan pony serving as a military officer of the Maremacht of Germaney and is an active politician in her country. She holds no love for the (((griffons))) or their lies and has a fondness for putting degenerates where they belong: in the chambers. As Captain, her tactical genius and relentless blitzkrieg assault has led the team and the board to many victories, and under her leadership we expect to have many more. | ||
How long until your board is annexed by Aryanne and the combined forces of /mlpol/? . | How long until your board is annexed by Aryanne and the combined forces of /mlpol/?. | ||
Part of team since /pol/eague I. | |||
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Leslie Fair is the quintessence of a profitable business pony. Her roots in business began with a small mare-ijuana farm in her basement. Business boomed and she decided to not only expand her business, but invest in this new thing called "Bitcoin". A few years later, both mining and trading the cryptocurrency, Leslie found herself a millionmare. With her newfound wealth she set out diversifying her business tracks. Now she can be found giving free Free Helicopter Tours (Call 1-800-6-leslie for more details) and buying (and selling) Recreational McNukes for use against those who violate the NAP. | Leslie Fair is the quintessence of a profitable business pony. Her roots in business began with a small mare-ijuana farm in her basement. Business boomed and she decided to not only expand her business, but invest in this new thing called "Bitcoin". A few years later, both mining and trading the cryptocurrency, Leslie found herself a millionmare. With her newfound wealth she set out diversifying her business tracks. Now she can be found giving free Free Helicopter Tours (Call 1-800-6-leslie for more details) and buying (and selling) Recreational McNukes for use against those who violate the NAP. | ||
Part of team since /pol/eague I. | |||
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Barrel bombs anypony? | Barrel bombs anypony? | ||
Part of team since /pol/eague II. | |||
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And thence did the multitude of ponies rejoice, and forevermore their cry was heard throughout the land: | And thence did the multitude of ponies rejoice, and forevermore their cry was heard throughout the land: | ||
“Praise American!” “Praise Football!” | “Praise American!” “Praise Football!” | ||
Part of team since FOOTBALL, which is eternity in the eyes of John Elway, though he did play divegrass with ponies since /pol/eague I. | |||
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2019. Just when everyone thought the year would be shit and lacklustre, A NEW CHALLENGER HAS APPEARED in the form of Master Chief Brenton Harrison Tarrant卐, a.k.a the Kiwi Kebab Killer; a heroic IRL JC Denton Aussie troll who took it upon himself to remove the Mooslem filth invading his not-home country of New Zealand. As various chan factions vied to claim ownership of this shit-posting prophet through memes and the immediate creation of Tarrant-chan (a product of rules 34 and 63), /mlpol/ did what horsefuckers always do; they took the immediately minted Tarrant Chan and applied rule 85 (sometimes referred to as a subset of rule 34) and ponified her. Remember colts, subscribe to Pewdiepie. | 2019. Just when everyone thought the year would be shit and lacklustre, A NEW CHALLENGER HAS APPEARED in the form of Master Chief Brenton Harrison Tarrant卐, a.k.a the Kiwi Kebab Killer; a heroic IRL JC Denton Aussie troll who took it upon himself to remove the Mooslem filth invading his not-home country of New Zealand. As various chan factions vied to claim ownership of this shit-posting prophet through memes and the immediate creation of Tarrant-chan (a product of rules 34 and 63), /mlpol/ did what horsefuckers always do; they took the immediately minted Tarrant Chan and applied rule 85 (sometimes referred to as a subset of rule 34) and ponified her. Remember colts, subscribe to Pewdiepie. | ||
Joined the team in /pol/eague IV. | |||
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HONK HONK | HONK HONK | ||
Joined the team in /pol/eague IV. | |||
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Current players
Starters
Bench
Name | Number | Position(s) | Source / Random | Model | Description | ||
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Fireaxe | 51 |
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The resident first responder and member of the Right Wing Safety Squad, Fireaxe takes pleasure in eliminating unsafe situations brought about by code-violators and degenerates. Her distaste for unnecessary hazards has put her at odds with Aryanne on occasion, what with the latter's penchant for burning degenerate literature, but one thing they can and do agree on is a need for law and order to serve both the individual and the groups they interact with and their neighbors who might not know or appreciate that there's a bunch of crazy lefties violating every safety code under the sun who are living next door. Her strict adherence to safety has placed her as Gk, where she protects us all. | ||||
WOW! Communism | 5 |
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Part of team since /pol/eague II. | ||||
Zigger (colonized) | 34 |
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While 2 previous ziggers on the team turned out to be unsurprisingly worthless and were shot and sent to the glue factory, there's something about this one. Maybe its because she openly denounces zigger culture as degenerate and contributing to the decay of Equestria. Maybe its the fact that she refuses to interact with anything but harmonious and national-socialist ponies. Whatever it is, we decided to keep this one. For now at least. | ||||
Anonfilly | 42 |
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Yes she's orange, though usually she's Green; or sometimes red, and maybe blue. Occasionally she's teal (REEEEEEEE!) Anonfilly is the lucky filly who got to experience what deep down we all want to experience; the chance to be not only Anon in Equestria, but to be the filly in all sorts of unspeakable ways. Such as hoof-holding. Corrupting Equestria in ways only challenged by Molestia herself, Anonfilly is 4chan made pone, and we love her for it. Especially for her chest floof, but not only. When the faggots at 4chan brought down the ban-hammer and prohibited Anonfilly her rightful place, /mlpol/ gave her a sacred and permanent place to call her own. Ponies are allowed, no exceptions. | ||||
Epona | 4 |
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Epona isn't just a ponified horse from the Legend of Zelda, oh no. Epona and the legends and cults that surround her is proof that people have been taking the horsepill no less than 4000 years ago, where she was worshipped by the Gauls, Romans, Germans, Greeks, Celts, et al as a fertility Goddess and protector of horses, ponies, donkeys, and mules. She is the only celtic Goddess to be inducted into the Roman pantheon and worshipped as such. Her Feast-day is December 18th, and there exist groups (most notably on Mackinac Island in Michigan) who pay homage to her with a yearly blessing and celebration in her honor. She does love them carrots though. | ||||
FRIENDSHIP IN THE WATER IS TURNING THE FREAKIN' CHANGELINGS GAY | 11 |
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[[Image:|200px|]] | [[File:|200px|]] | I DON'T LIKE THEM PUTTING... | ||
Horsepill | 2 |
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Part of team since /pol/eague I. | ||||
Burn Juice | 0 |
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Oh, you can burn juice. Its actually the best thing to do with them. You could make soap and lampshades, but thats a LOT of soap and lampshades. I mean you can't just leave too much juice lying around, it will spoil and undermine your societal framework. You could shoot the juice, gas them, even rig the exhaust of vehicles to kill them, but then you've got alot of dead juice, and that will quickly become unpleasant; almost as unpleasant as having live juice. The best way historically, is to burn them. Legend tells of 6 gorrillion juice-boxes that were burned, though no evidence exists to corroborate that assessment. Burning Juice must be that effective then. | ||||
What The Fuck I Like Horses Now | 44 |
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Part of team since /pol/eague I. | ||||
Remove Reddit | 69 |
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From the days of #GamerGate to the 2016 election, /pol/'s influence and memetic magic has allowed the board to change the course of human history and alter the very timeline we reside in for the better. But it has not come without its costs, for the exposure of /pol/ to the wider Internet brought it into contact with the most malignant of cancers: Reddit. Ever since discovering /pol/, they have infected and spread throughout the entirety of the board. Their homeland's hugbox of likes and dislikes meant that they had been programmed to ignore proper constructive discussions and favor (You)-baiting to maximize their dopamine intake. Their ignorance of and outright hostility towards the positions of the native /pol/acks caused them to attack the very inhabitants of the board they moved to, leading to the ruination of formerly high-quality generals like 4/sg/. The heavily conservative, pro-Israel Boomers of r/the_Donald and the blind "classical liberal" followers of Sargoy of Cuckad flooded in in such large quantities that there was no hope of ever integrating them into the board culture. It was /pol/'s very own migrant crisis. But on that fateful day of April 1, 2010 + 7, when /mlp/ and /pol/ were first merged, the Redditors were buried underneath a mountain of pony porn as the nor/mlp/eople indulged in the freedom given to them by their new red-board status. All of the (You)s they had once hoarded and shilled for were stolen by people reacting to the glorious flood of porn. Unable to come to terms with the superiority of horsepussy, and with all of their (You)s gone, they fled from the site with haste, and /pol/ was once again liberated, if only for a brief, wonderous moment. To this day, we have not forgotten the lessons learned from the years suffering from the Redditor cancer: do not trust Reddit. They are not your friend, they are not your ally. They do not discuss, they do not integrate. They are a malignant growth on the Internet that will spread and kill off their host at a moments notice. When the Day of the Rope comes, you can be certain Reddit will be on the list. | ||||
Luftkrieg | 8 |
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Don't ask where she came from, you might not like the many answers you'll find. Luftkrieg is a resounding icon of both the HooflerJugend and white ponies in general. She shares her Aunt Aryanne's disdain of the Griffons and is quick to support the Alicorn Reich, presenting all manner of details and specifics about how 6 gorrillion Griffons weren't gassed (though they should have been), and how Hoofler did nothing wrong. Just ask her, she'll be more than happy to red-pill even the most innocent of ponies. As something of an embodiment of the Windmill of Friendship, Luftkreig typifies the best of both the younger generation and white ponies. And she's a coot. | ||||
Windmill of Friendship | 1 |
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Part of team since /pol/eague I. |
Removed Players
Here rest players that honorably retired or were thrown front of firing squad due being degenerate failures.
Retired
Name | Number | Position(s) | Source / Random | Model | Description | ||
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Clopped | 10 |
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Entered /pol/eague I and retired after /pol/eague III. Dateline April 3rd, 2010 + 7 The nor/mlpol/ice, distraught about the loss of their new home at 4/mlpol/, migrate to /qa/ in the hopes that their pleas to the mods could have their home restored. Unknown at that time, /jp/sies had turned /qa/ into their own "sekrit club" and lashed out at these poor lost souls who they viewed as "invaders". Thus began the /mlpolqa/ War, and for a whole week the valiant nor/mlpol/ice forces held the board under their control to such a degree that mods had no choice but to lock the board. While the mods proved to indeed be fags, /qa/ was changed forever, for they had become Clopped to the superiority of horsepussy, Football, and /mlpol/. To this day we honor our victory in the war with regular raids on /qa/, and Clopped stands as testament to that, to remind them exactly of their place. | ||||
Doom Faust | 12 |
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Entered in /pol/eague II, retired after /pol/eague III. | ||||
Give us Back /mlpol/ | 14 |
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Entered /pol/eague I and retired after /pol/eague II. April fools | ||||
Ponychet | 73 |
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Entered /pol/eague I and retired after /pol/eague II. | ||||
Gone Fishing | 45 |
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Entered /pol/eague II and retired after /pol/eague II. | ||||
Cutely Marked Crusader | 11 |
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Entered /pol/eague I and retired after /pol/eague II. Deus Vult. | ||||
Hoofler | 88 |
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Entered /pol/eague I and retired after /pol/eague I. | ||||
Ponygami | 10 |
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Entered /pol/eague I and retired after /pol/eague I. | ||||
Hebrew Greens | 20 |
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Entered /pol/eague I and retired after /pol/eague I. | ||||
Ponymoot | 18 |
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Entered /pol/eague I and retired after /pol/eague I. | ||||
Tenshi Eating Corndog | 8 |
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Entered /pol/eague I and retired after /pol/eague I. |
Shot
Name | Number | Position(s) | Source / Random | Model | Description | ||
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Zigger (Kangs) | 20 |
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Entered /pol/eague II and shot after /pol/eague II. Second iteration zigger, behaved better but was put down due delusions | ||||
>It's Cute | 4 |
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Entered /pol/eague I and shot after /pol/eague I. Fuck you gookmoot | ||||
GR15DF | 15 |
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Entered to and was shot repeatedly after /pol/eague II. More useless than theme park mascot. | ||||
Zigger (Zebra Lives Matter) | 45 |
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Entered to and was shot after /pol/eague I. Didndu nuffin, wus good boy. |