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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| {{greentext|"That’s a cute outfit. Did your husband give it to you after he fucked you up the asshole, pozzed you and prolapsed your colon, you fucking disgusting AIDS vector vermin?"}}<br>Holy fucking shit, Raimi. I get it, it was a different time, but REALLY?
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| {{greentext|"That’s a cute outfit. Did your husband give it to you after he fucked you up the asshole, pozzed you and prolapsed your colon, you fucking disgusting AIDS vector vermin?"}}<br>Holy fucking shit, Raimi. I get it, it was a different time, but REALLY?
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==Players joining the Spring 2020 Babby Cup team==
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! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="20%"| Name
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="5%"| Number
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="1%"| Position
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! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="30%"| Description
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Skeksis Chamberlain'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| ??
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"|
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Skeksis.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Acknowledging a so-called Gelfling genocide, hmmmmmm?
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Dr. Ivo Robotnik'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| ??
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"|
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Robotnik.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| You didn't expect him to play for /tv/...but you were expecting him not to expect him to play for /tv/, so it doesn't count. Originally slated to join just before Christmas 2020 after his exile to the Mushroom Planet, Robotnik signed for the team in the springtime after learning that his contract promised him a pre-game latte with steamed Austrian goat milk made by his assistant every week.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Mike "Ampf" Stoklasa'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| ??
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"|
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Mikeampf.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| AKA Mike "Pulling the Trigger on Every Nigger" Stoklasa, AKA Mike "Kike Killer" Stoklasa, AKA Mike "Gook Nuke" Stoklasa.


[[Category:Official team rosters|tv]]
[[Category:Official team rosters|tv]]

Revision as of 09:40, 27 March 2020

Name Number Position Image Description
STARTERS
HOWEVER 55
  GK
Fuckslytherin.jpg Yes, well done Slytherin, well done. HOWEVER, I'm going to award Gryffindor arbitrary points because I feel like it lol eat shit and die.
LYNCHED 2
  LB
LYNCHED.jpg >not understanding thought-provking and masterful Lynchkino
LYNCHED
Problem Child 2 89
  CB
Problemchild2.jpg The greatest film of all time.
Classic Paul Dano 8
  CB
Classic.jpg Classic.
Rick Deckard 49
  RB
GODDAMNIT.jpg LONELY AND HORNY.
Sneed's Feed and Seed 6
  DMF
Sneedfeedandseed.gif The greatest meme of all time, and the destroyer of (((comfy Simpson's threads))) (formerly reddit outposts).
Gul Dukat 9
  CMF
GULDUKAT.jpg MAKE CARDASSIA GREAT AGAIN
Real Human Being 1
  CMF
Realhumanbeing.jpg And a real hero.
Sheev Captain 66
  AMF
Sheev.jpg UUUUUUUUUUUNLIMITED POWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Brendan Fraser 11
  CF
BrendanFraser.jpg Officially unJUSTed on January 31, 2019, but still JUSTed as a striker (fuck you Pentacks).
FOR YOU 4U
  CF
Bane.jpg U U U U
SUBSTITUTES
High Ground 12
  GK
Highground.jpg He has the physical high ground, as well as the moral high ground. It's like pottery.
Watch It Chrissy 13
  LB
Watchitchrissy.jpeg YOU'D BETTER WATCH IT, ANON.
Anatoly Dyatlov 36
  LB
Roentgen.jpg "How many goals have we conceded per game?"
"3.6 per game, but that's as high as PES..."
"3.6...not great, not terrible."

Dyatlov did nothing wrong, fuck you CCCP.
Cinema Falcon 16
  CB
Cinemafalcon.png >he doesn't watch kinos at the local kinoplex with his support falcon
Fuck off, plebeian.
>Rotten Tomatoes 98
  CB
Bribedtomatoes.jpg >seriously thinking Rotten Tomatoes isn't bribed by the corporations to ensure fresh ratings on the Tomatometer
>implying you can take them seriously after a +90% rating for TLJ
>Black Panther is apparently the greatest film of all time
Birthday Snatcher 99
  CB
Snatcher.jpg What did Seagal mean by this?
Goold Fucking Shits 14
  RB
Goold.jpg Marky Mark's new fight.
Kinoplex Robert 19
  RB
Robert.jpg "Back so soon, anon? Thank your lucky stars. The no-singles policy has made an exemption just for you."
>"H-heh, thanks, Robert. One ticket to Hobbs & Shaw, please."
"Sounds like you're ready to get litty. I've got your crab legs with extra butter ready for you."
>"You're the man, Robert."
"Don't mention it, anon. Enjoy your kino and keep your ears peeled for the drawing of today's designated shooter."
K I N O 10
  DMF
KINO.jpg ABSOLUTE FUCKING KINOGRAPHY.
Dan "I don't feel so good" Schneider 15
  DMF
Dantheman.jpg AKA...
Dan "Toes Are The Best On The Lolita Express" Schneider
Dan "Delete All The Tweets About Little Kid's Feet" Schneider
Dan "Getting Quite Keen With Jeffrey Epstein" Schneider
Dan "Feet-Feet-Feet-F-Feetfeetfeet, Skeet-a-loadeon" Schneider
Dan "Watch iCarly, Then iCummy" Schneider
Dan "From Miranda Cosgrove to Miranda Rights" Schneider
Dan "I Was Despicable Me Before Miranda" Schneider
I'M GONNA SAY IT 5
  CMF
Joker.jpg *HUFF HUFF* I'VE GOT *HUFF HUFF* A JOKE FOR YOU, MURRAY... *HUFF HUFF* WHAT'S 13%...BUT ALSO HALF? I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S 13% AND *HUFF HUFF* ALSO HALF! A FUCKING N-
Really, Raimi? 23
  RMF
Raimiwtf.jpg >"That’s a cute outfit. Did your husband give it to you after he fucked you up the asshole, pozzed you and prolapsed your colon, you fucking disgusting AIDS vector vermin?"
Holy fucking shit, Raimi. I get it, it was a different time, but REALLY?

Players joining the Spring 2020 Babby Cup team

Name Number Position Image Description
Skeksis Chamberlain ?? File:Skeksis.jpg Acknowledging a so-called Gelfling genocide, hmmmmmm?
Dr. Ivo Robotnik ?? Robotnik.jpg You didn't expect him to play for /tv/...but you were expecting him not to expect him to play for /tv/, so it doesn't count. Originally slated to join just before Christmas 2020 after his exile to the Mushroom Planet, Robotnik signed for the team in the springtime after learning that his contract promised him a pre-game latte with steamed Austrian goat milk made by his assistant every week.
Mike "Ampf" Stoklasa ?? Mikeampf.jpg AKA Mike "Pulling the Trigger on Every Nigger" Stoklasa, AKA Mike "Kike Killer" Stoklasa, AKA Mike "Gook Nuke" Stoklasa.
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