/utg/ Roster

Starting XI

Pos.	Picture	No.	Name	Description	Caps	Goals	Assists	Saves
GK	File:Gay Priest.gif	1	Father Alvin	Protecting our goal, and lives from sinful influence	2	N/A	N/A	17
CB		29	YOU IDIOT	I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE ALL SO STUPID!	0	0	0	N/A
CB	File:Chra.ogg	6	Chra	greet....im chra	0	1	0	N/A
CB		8	OHH YESSSS	ARE YOU PROMOTING MY BRAND?!	0	0	0	N/A
LB		11	GOATmom	Oh dear, child. Please do not tackle the opposing defenders so... vigorously. Child, please. The referee has penalized you. Child, you are breaking my heart.	0	2	0	N/A
RB		14	Wosh U SOUL	"This humble germophobe seeks to cleanse the whole world." WOSH U SOUL WOSU U EXISTENCE	0	0	0	N/A
DMF		22	*Ditch	*I'm outta here...	0	0	0	N/A
DMF		24	*Flirt	<3 I HAVE NO REDEEMING QUALITIES	0	0	0	N/A
AMF		9	DETERMINATION	It's you, the Fallen Child! Wearing your colourful merch fills you with D E T E R M I N A T I O N	0	2	1	N/A
SS		5	Burgerpants	(WHY IS THIS PERSON TRYING TO GET ME TO BE A SOCCER PLAYER I AM A FRY COOK I'M JUST TRYING TO SURVIVE)	0	1	2	N/A
CF		10	BAD TIMES	sans.	0	1	2	N/A

Substitutions

Pos.	Picture	No.	Name	Description	Caps	Goals	Assists	Saves
GK		13	Blue Stop Sign	It's very simple; when the striker tries to use their special attack, just think of a Blue Stop Sign!	0	N/A	N/A	6
CB		17	I WANT TO FUCK THE GOAT	No Booping Allowed	0	0	1	N/A
CB		21	Bluh!	(I don't actually know this meme please help)	0	0	0	N/A
LB		19	WHAT'S HIS NAME	BURNY BLIZZARD? WARM BLAZER? MIKE MCROAST? COLD FREEZERMAN? SPARKY FIREDUDE? JIMMY HOTPANTS? FIRE HOTSGUY? THIRD-DEGREE DIRK? HANS HOTPOT? FROST TOASTYTOT? BIFF BURNINGMAN? RADICAL LARRY? FLAMIE HOTBOY? DICK DICKEM? HOTCOLD ICEBURN? SPICY ENCHILADAS? SMOKE FLAMEFRIEND? COOLS ICEBOX?	0	0	0	N/A
LB		2	Real MK Hours	awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww sheeeit it's 3 in the mornin', time to post some MONSTA KEED!	0	N/A	N/A	0
RB		32	Toby is a HACK	HEY! YOU STUPID DOG! DO YOU HEAR ME!? STOP MUNCHING ON THAT BONE! HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? GET BACK HERE WITH MY SPECIAL ATTACK!	0	0	0	N/A
RB		27	Radical Gaster	lol i dared him to jump the core hahaha the madman he actually went and did it	0	0	0	N/A
DMF		3	Asgore "Spike The Tyke" Dreemur	Currently Offering: Tea Not Currently Offering: Mercy	0	0	0	N/A
DMF		4	hOI	hOI!!!!!! i'm tEMMIE!!	0	0	0	N/A
DMF		20	That's The Trash Can	Feel Free to Visit ANYTIME.	0	0	0	N/A
DMF		23	Dummy Posting	STUPID! STUPID! STUPID!!!	0	1	2	N/A
SS		7	WORSHIP	DO IT.	0	0	0	N/A