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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Mikeampf.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Mikeampf.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| AKA Mike "Pulling the Trigger on Every Nigger" Stoklasa, AKA Mike "Kike Killer" Stoklasa, AKA Mike "Gook Nuke" Stoklasa.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| AKA Mike "Pulling the Trigger on Every Nigger" Stoklasa, AKA Mike "Kike Killer" Stoklasa, AKA Mike "Gook Nuke" Stoklasa.
|}
==Former players (WIP)==
{| class="wikitable" style="text-align: center; border-collapse: collapse; border-width: 1px; border-style: solid; border-color: #000"
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="20%"| Name
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="5%"| Last Cup
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="1%"| Image
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="30%"| Description
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''*record scratch*'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[2016 4chan Winter Cup]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Recordscratch.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| *record scratch*<br>*freeze frame*<br>Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got kicked off the team. Well, it all began back in 2016 when...
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Andreas Lubitz'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Lubitz.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Crashed out of the team with no survivors.
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Armond White'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Armond.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| The official critic of /tv/, a man who appreciates film from the /tv/ point of view: contrarianism. Kicked off the team for bringing his contrarian ways to the pitch by not participating in the game, which he called "slavery to the rich white man".
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''BLACKED'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[2018 4chan Summer Cup]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:BLACKED.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Removed from the team when the jannies came to investigate.
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Capeshit'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Endgame.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Kicked off the team after coming into a 2.8 billion dollar windfall.
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Eagles'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:LOTReagles.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Let go after the manager decided that his unorthodox playstyle of "disappearing until the very end of the game to bail /tv/ out" was considered too risky.
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Ghost of Peter O'Toole'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:PeterOToole.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Left in search of his sticky.
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''JDIMSA'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[2017 4chan Summer Cup]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Jdimsa.png|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Died in his sleep.
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Loner Cinephile'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Lonercinephile.png|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Failed to turn up at /tv/'s end-of-cup trip to Robert's Kinoplex and was subsequently fucken dropped. Reported sightings of him attending the kinoplex alone continued up until the COVID-19 pandemic.
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Now This Is Podracing'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[2012 4chan Summer Cup]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Podracing.png|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Abducted by the Queen of Naboo. May have been in contact with High Ground recently.
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Ron Perlman'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[2012 4chan Summer Cup]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Perlman.png|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Left the team for unknown reasons, no longer wanted after glimpsing his tweets to Donald Trump.
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Super Leia'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[2019 4chan Winter Cup]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Superleia.png|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Returned to the Resistance after learning that...*sigh*, somehow, Palpatine returned. Not slated to return to the team until digitally reconstructed by the Mouse (again).
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''The REAL Captain Marvel'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Shazam.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Everybody forgot about his movie after Endgame came out.
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Uno Farto'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[2016 4chan Summer Cup]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:UNOFARTO.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Farted too hard and shat himself against [s4s] after seeing Keksandra's feet, forcing a halftime substitution. Left the team when the replay went viral and "Uno farto @ 3:17" filled the comments section.
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''WITNESS ME'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[2015 4chan Summer Cup]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:WITNESS.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Rode eternal, shiny and chrome, to Valhalla.
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''ZIMBABWE'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Zimbabwe.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Kicked off the team after his omnipresent forced laugh track proved too irritating even for /tv/.
|}


[[Category:Official team rosters|tv]]
[[Category:Official team rosters|tv]]

Revision as of 10:15, 27 March 2020

Name Number Position Image Description
STARTERS
HOWEVER 55
  GK
Fuckslytherin.jpg Yes, well done Slytherin, well done. HOWEVER, I'm going to award Gryffindor arbitrary points because I feel like it lol eat shit and die.
LYNCHED 2
  LB
LYNCHED.jpg >not understanding thought-provking and masterful Lynchkino
LYNCHED
Problem Child 2 89
  CB
Problemchild2.jpg The greatest film of all time.
Classic Paul Dano 8
  CB
Classic.jpg Classic.
Rick Deckard 49
  RB
GODDAMNIT.jpg LONELY AND HORNY.
Sneed's Feed and Seed 6
  DMF
Sneedfeedandseed.gif The greatest meme of all time, and the destroyer of (((comfy Simpson's threads))) (formerly reddit outposts).
Gul Dukat 9
  CMF
GULDUKAT.jpg MAKE CARDASSIA GREAT AGAIN
Real Human Being 1
  CMF
Realhumanbeing.jpg And a real hero.
Sheev Captain 66
  AMF
Sheev.jpg UUUUUUUUUUUNLIMITED POWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Brendan Fraser 11
  CF
BrendanFraser.jpg Officially unJUSTed on January 31, 2019, but still JUSTed as a striker (fuck you Pentacks).
FOR YOU 4U
  CF
Bane.jpg U U U U
SUBSTITUTES
High Ground 12
  GK
Highground.jpg He has the physical high ground, as well as the moral high ground. It's like pottery.
Watch It Chrissy 13
  LB
Watchitchrissy.jpeg YOU'D BETTER WATCH IT, ANON.
Anatoly Dyatlov 36
  LB
Roentgen.jpg "How many goals have we conceded per game?"
"3.6 per game, but that's as high as PES..."
"3.6...not great, not terrible."

Dyatlov did nothing wrong, fuck you CCCP.
Cinema Falcon 16
  CB
Cinemafalcon.png >he doesn't watch kinos at the local kinoplex with his support falcon
Fuck off, plebeian.
>Rotten Tomatoes 98
  CB
Bribedtomatoes.jpg >seriously thinking Rotten Tomatoes isn't bribed by the corporations to ensure fresh ratings on the Tomatometer
>implying you can take them seriously after a +90% rating for TLJ
>Black Panther is apparently the greatest film of all time
Birthday Snatcher 99
  CB
Snatcher.jpg What did Seagal mean by this?
Goold Fucking Shits 14
  RB
Goold.jpg Marky Mark's new fight.
Kinoplex Robert 19
  RB
Robert.jpg "Back so soon, anon? Thank your lucky stars. The no-singles policy has made an exemption just for you."
>"H-heh, thanks, Robert. One ticket to Hobbs & Shaw, please."
"Sounds like you're ready to get litty. I've got your crab legs with extra butter ready for you."
>"You're the man, Robert."
"Don't mention it, anon. Enjoy your kino and keep your ears peeled for the drawing of today's designated shooter."
K I N O 10
  DMF
KINO.jpg ABSOLUTE FUCKING KINOGRAPHY.
Dan "I don't feel so good" Schneider 15
  DMF
Dantheman.jpg AKA...
Dan "Toes Are The Best On The Lolita Express" Schneider
Dan "Delete All The Tweets About Little Kid's Feet" Schneider
Dan "Getting Quite Keen With Jeffrey Epstein" Schneider
Dan "Feet-Feet-Feet-F-Feetfeetfeet, Skeet-a-loadeon" Schneider
Dan "Watch iCarly, Then iCummy" Schneider
Dan "From Miranda Cosgrove to Miranda Rights" Schneider
Dan "I Was Despicable Me Before Miranda" Schneider
I'M GONNA SAY IT 5
  CMF
Joker.jpg *HUFF HUFF* I'VE GOT *HUFF HUFF* A JOKE FOR YOU, MURRAY... *HUFF HUFF* WHAT'S 13%...BUT ALSO HALF? I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S 13% AND *HUFF HUFF* ALSO HALF! A FUCKING N-
Really, Raimi? 23
  RMF
Raimiwtf.jpg >"That’s a cute outfit. Did your husband give it to you after he fucked you up the asshole, pozzed you and prolapsed your colon, you fucking disgusting AIDS vector vermin?"
Holy fucking shit, Raimi. I get it, it was a different time, but REALLY?

Players joining the Spring 2020 Babby Cup team

Name Number Position Image Description
Skeksis Chamberlain ?? File:Skeksis.jpg Acknowledging a so-called Gelfling genocide, hmmmmmm?
Dr. Ivo Robotnik ?? Robotnik.jpg You didn't expect him to play for /tv/...but you were expecting him not to expect him to play for /tv/, so it doesn't count. Originally slated to join just before Christmas 2020 after his exile to the Mushroom Planet, Robotnik signed for the team in the springtime after learning that his contract promised him a pre-game latte with steamed Austrian goat milk made by his assistant every week.
Mike "Ampf" Stoklasa ?? Mikeampf.jpg AKA Mike "Pulling the Trigger on Every Nigger" Stoklasa, AKA Mike "Kike Killer" Stoklasa, AKA Mike "Gook Nuke" Stoklasa.

Former players (WIP)

Name Last Cup Image Description
*record scratch* 2016 4chan Winter Cup File:Recordscratch.jpg *record scratch*
*freeze frame*
Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got kicked off the team. Well, it all began back in 2016 when...
Andreas Lubitz 2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup Lubitz.jpg Crashed out of the team with no survivors.
Armond White 2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup File:Armond.jpg The official critic of /tv/, a man who appreciates film from the /tv/ point of view: contrarianism. Kicked off the team for bringing his contrarian ways to the pitch by not participating in the game, which he called "slavery to the rich white man".
BLACKED 2018 4chan Summer Cup File:BLACKED.jpg Removed from the team when the jannies came to investigate.
Capeshit 2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers Endgame.jpg Kicked off the team after coming into a 2.8 billion dollar windfall.
Eagles 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup File:LOTReagles.jpg Let go after the manager decided that his unorthodox playstyle of "disappearing until the very end of the game to bail /tv/ out" was considered too risky.
Ghost of Peter O'Toole 2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup PeterOToole.jpg Left in search of his sticky.
JDIMSA 2017 4chan Summer Cup Jdimsa.png Died in his sleep.
Loner Cinephile 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup File:Lonercinephile.png Failed to turn up at /tv/'s end-of-cup trip to Robert's Kinoplex and was subsequently fucken dropped. Reported sightings of him attending the kinoplex alone continued up until the COVID-19 pandemic.
Now This Is Podracing 2012 4chan Summer Cup File:Podracing.png Abducted by the Queen of Naboo. May have been in contact with High Ground recently.
Ron Perlman 2012 4chan Summer Cup File:Perlman.png Left the team for unknown reasons, no longer wanted after glimpsing his tweets to Donald Trump.
Super Leia 2019 4chan Winter Cup File:Superleia.png Returned to the Resistance after learning that...*sigh*, somehow, Palpatine returned. Not slated to return to the team until digitally reconstructed by the Mouse (again).
The REAL Captain Marvel 2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup Shazam.jpg Everybody forgot about his movie after Endgame came out.
Uno Farto 2016 4chan Summer Cup File:UNOFARTO.jpg Farted too hard and shat himself against [s4s] after seeing Keksandra's feet, forcing a halftime substitution. Left the team when the replay went viral and "Uno farto @ 3:17" filled the comments section.
WITNESS ME 2015 4chan Summer Cup File:WITNESS.jpg Rode eternal, shiny and chrome, to Valhalla.
ZIMBABWE 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup File:Zimbabwe.jpg Kicked off the team after his omnipresent forced laugh track proved too irritating even for /tv/.
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