/tv/ Roster

Name	Number	Position	Image	Description
STARTERS
HOWEVER	55	GK		Yes, well done Slytherin, well done. HOWEVER, I'm going to award Gryffindor arbitrary points because I feel like it lol eat shit and die.
LYNCHED	2	LB		>not understanding thought-provking and masterful Lynchkino LYNCHED
Problem Child 2	89	CB		The greatest film of all time.
Classic Paul Dano	8	CB		Classic.
Rick Deckard	49	RB		LONELY AND HORNY.
Sneed's Feed and Seed	6	DMF		The greatest meme of all time, and the destroyer of (((comfy Simpson's threads))) (formerly reddit outposts).
Gul Dukat	9	CMF		MAKE CARDASSIA GREAT AGAIN
Real Human Being	1	CMF		And a real hero.
Sheev	66	AMF		UUUUUUUUUUUNLIMITED POWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Brendan Fraser	11	CF		Officially unJUSTed on January 31, 2019, but still JUSTed as a striker (fuck you Pentacks).
FOR YOU	4U	CF		U U U U
SUBSTITUTES
High Ground	12	GK		He has the physical high ground, as well as the moral high ground. It's like pottery.
Watch It Chrissy	13	LB		YOU'D BETTER WATCH IT, ANON.
Anatoly Dyatlov	36	LB		"How many goals have we conceded per game?" "3.6 per game, but that's as high as PES..." "3.6...not great, not terrible." Dyatlov did nothing wrong, fuck you CCCP.
Cinema Falcon	16	CB		>he doesn't watch kinos at the local kinoplex with his support falcon Fuck off, plebeian.
>Rotten Tomatoes	98	CB		>seriously thinking Rotten Tomatoes isn't bribed by the corporations to ensure fresh ratings on the Tomatometer >implying you can take them seriously after a +90% rating for TLJ >Black Panther is apparently the greatest film of all time
Birthday Snatcher	99	CB		What did Seagal mean by this?
Goold Fucking Shits	14	RB		Marky Mark's new fight.
Kinoplex Robert	19	RB		"Back so soon, anon? Thank your lucky stars. The no-singles policy has made an exemption just for you." >"H-heh, thanks, Robert. One ticket to Hobbs & Shaw, please." "Sounds like you're ready to get litty. I've got your crab legs with extra butter ready for you." >"You're the man, Robert." "Don't mention it, anon. Enjoy your kino and keep your ears peeled for the drawing of today's designated shooter."
K I N O	10	DMF		ABSOLUTE FUCKING KINOGRAPHY.
Dan "I don't feel so good" Schneider	15	DMF		AKA... Dan "Toes Are The Best On The Lolita Express" Schneider Dan "Delete All The Tweets About Little Kid's Feet" Schneider Dan "Getting Quite Keen With Jeffrey Epstein" Schneider Dan "Feet-Feet-Feet-F-Feetfeetfeet, Skeet-a-loadeon" Schneider Dan "Watch iCarly, Then iCummy" Schneider Dan "From Miranda Cosgrove to Miranda Rights" Schneider Dan "I Was Despicable Me Before Miranda" Schneider
I'M GONNA SAY IT	5	CMF		*HUFF HUFF* I'VE GOT *HUFF HUFF* A JOKE FOR YOU, MURRAY... *HUFF HUFF* WHAT'S 13%...BUT ALSO HALF? I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S 13% AND *HUFF HUFF* ALSO HALF! A FUCKING N-
Really, Raimi?	23	RMF		>"That’s a cute outfit. Did your husband give it to you after he fucked you up the asshole, pozzed you and prolapsed your colon, you fucking disgusting AIDS vector vermin?" Holy fucking shit, Raimi. I get it, it was a different time, but REALLY?

Players joining the Spring 2020 Babby Cup team

Name	Number	Position	Image	Description
Skeksis Chamberlain	??		File:Skeksis.jpg	Acknowledging a so-called Gelfling genocide, hmmmmmm?
Dr. Ivo Robotnik	??			You didn't expect him to play for /tv/...but you were expecting him not to expect him to play for /tv/, so it doesn't count. Originally slated to join just before Christmas 2020 after his exile to the Mushroom Planet, Robotnik signed for the team in the springtime after learning that his contract promised him a pre-game latte with steamed Austrian goat milk made by his assistant every week.
Mike "Ampf" Stoklasa	??			AKA Mike "Pulling the Trigger on Every Nigger" Stoklasa, AKA Mike "Kike Killer" Stoklasa, AKA Mike "Gook Nuke" Stoklasa.

Former players (WIP)

Name	Last Cup	Image	Description
*record scratch*	2016 4chan Winter Cup	File:Recordscratch.jpg	*record scratch* *freeze frame* Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got kicked off the team. Well, it all began back in 2016 when...
Andreas Lubitz	2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup		Crashed out of the team with no survivors.
Armond White	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup	File:Armond.jpg	The official critic of /tv/, a man who appreciates film from the /tv/ point of view: contrarianism. Kicked off the team for bringing his contrarian ways to the pitch by not participating in the game, which he called "slavery to the rich white man".
BLACKED	2018 4chan Summer Cup	File:BLACKED.jpg	Removed from the team when the jannies came to investigate.
Capeshit	2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers		Kicked off the team after coming into a 2.8 billion dollar windfall.
/cel/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup	File:Cel.jpg	Left in search of becoming a real board.
Cleganebowl	2017 4chan Summer Cup		Left the team to actually take place. Barred from coming back after occurring during the shitfest that was the final season.
Crab Legs	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup	File:Crablegs.jpg	Caught and prepared fresh at Robert's Kinoplex. Lives on as part of Robert's spirit.
Eagles	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup	File:LOTReagles.jpg	Let go after the manager decided that his unorthodox playstyle of "disappearing until the very end of the game to bail /tv/ out" was considered too risky.
FUCKEN DROPPED	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	File:FUCKENDROPPED.jpg	Fucken' dropped.
George Lucas	2012 4chan Summer Cup	File:Georgelucas.jpg	Hired on the basis that he was the key to victory, but much like Jar Jar, was a major disappointment with the fans.
Ghost of Peter O'Toole	2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup		Left in search of his sticky.
Heat Legend	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	File:Heatlegend.jpg	when were you when heat legend sacks i was sat at home eating crab leg when rob ring 'heat is sack' 'no' for you????????????
JDIMSA	2017 4chan Summer Cup		Died in his sleep.
Loner Cinephile	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup	File:Lonercinephile.png	Failed to turn up at /tv/'s end-of-cup trip to Robert's Kinoplex and was subsequently fucken dropped. Reported sightings of him attending the kinoplex alone continued up until the COVID-19 pandemic.
Muhammad Bin Al-Ah'Falek	2016 4chan Winter Cup		Pursued the Muslim faith he defended after the embarrassing "German expressionist kino" that was Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice.
Now This Is Podracing	2012 4chan Summer Cup	File:Podracing.png	Abducted by the Queen of Naboo. May have been in contact with High Ground recently.
Problem Child 2	2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers		The greatest film of all time. Dropped after more than seven years of service.
Ron Perlman	2012 4chan Summer Cup	File:Perlman.png	Left the team for unknown reasons, no longer wanted after glimpsing his tweets to Donald Trump.
Super Leia	2019 4chan Winter Cup	File:Superleia.png	Returned to the Resistance after learning that...*sigh*, somehow, Palpatine returned. Not slated to return to the team until digitally reconstructed by the Mouse (again).
The REAL Captain Marvel	2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup		Everybody forgot about his movie after Endgame came out.
Uno Farto	2016 4chan Summer Cup	File:UNOFARTO.jpg	Farted too hard and shat himself against [s4s] after seeing Keksandra's feet, forcing a halftime substitution. Left the team when the replay went viral and "Uno farto @ 3:17" filled the comments section.
WITNESS ME	2015 4chan Summer Cup	File:WITNESS.jpg	Rode eternal, shiny and chrome, to Valhalla.
>YIFY	2015 4chan Summer Cup		Pussied out after the sheepfuckers slapped him with a lawsuit.
ZIMBABWE	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup	File:Zimbabwe.jpg	Kicked off the team after his omnipresent forced laugh track proved too irritating even for /tv/.