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/swiss/
Size doesn't matter
/swiss/ - Switzerland
Founded 12 September 1848 Manager Henri Dunant Owner The Swiss Council IRL manager Siegentleman Team colors Chat color FF0000 The White Cross Top scorer () Top assister () Captain SWISS ARMY KNIFE Website /swiss/ - Switzerland Nickname Apple Juice India
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 0 0 0 0 0%
GF GA GD 0 0 0
Biggest win TBD  –  TBD Biggest defeat TBD  –  TBD First match TBD  –  TBD
Team music
Anthem Anthem Victory Anthem There's a party Goal horn Goal horn Pingu's Goal horn Pingu theme
Kits

Welcome to Switzerland where our borders are mountains(they appeared on Star wars) and we have over 7000 lakes. We debutting in this Multinational Bowl 5 to show you how strong our swiss neutrality is. Don't forget to buy chocolate for your family.

Roster

No. Position Player 0   GK Swiss neutrality 1   CB Zero Crimes 37   CB Commit Assisted Suicide 57   CB Your website font 5   DMF REJECT SMART EMBRACE WATCH 66   RMF Free Real Water No. Position Player 49   CMF The Geneva Suggestion 20   AMF The Great Roger 18   CF Pingu Cannot Lose 10   CF SWISS ARMY KNIFE No. Position Player 24   GK Mountain Fortress 80   CB Swiss express 5   DMF Feefur HQ 8   DMF Holey Cheese 78   CB Louis Chevrolet 160   CB Pay your Dog Taxes 40   LMF 40% World Global Chocolate 52   RMF Space Velcro 4   CB >Switzerland has an army 15   CMF Wilhelm Tell 48   LMF LSD 99   RMF Economy of Switerzerland 76   LMF Laundry Banker Player Description Swiss Neutrality You can't lose a war if you never participated in one. Lowest Crime Rate Third highest gun buyer, every citizen has his own gun and still nobody wants to shoot each other. Commit Assisted Suicide We are so humanitarian we gonna help you end yourself if you are determined to do it Your website font Helvetica will never die and most websites you browse use it, even on this one. REJECT SMART EMBRACE WATCH Smartphone? Smartwatch? I just want to know what time is it, better buy a Rolex. Free Real Water "Water is not a human right." - Peter Brabeck-Letmathe, former Nestle CEO Laundry Banker Switzerland has the most trusted banks for your questionable businesses, now go and evade taxes. The Geneva Suggestion >make a global agreement but they still will forget it and do war crimes. The Great Roger Switezerland's tennis pride! The first player to ever get 20 grand slams tittles and the master of grass fields(player with most won Wimbleddons(9)). ROGER FEDERER! Pingu Cannot Lose The best cartoon for swiss children SWISS ARMY KNIFE Imagine your knife isn't multiuse, every kid has it. Mountain Fortress It's impossible to invade Switzerland. I like trains The country with the best railways for your local train. Feefur HQ The home of FIFA. Zürich, Switzerland. Holey cheese It's not cheese if isn't full of holes. Louis Chevrolet Co-creator of the brand Chevrolet, even has his name! Sold it to the Americans. Pay your Dog Taxes Switzerland has a dog tax which starts at 160 francs per year for small dogs. 40% of World Global Chocolate We are the real life Willy Wonka Space Velcro NASA loves it >Switzerland has an army One day we gonna use it, it's well trained. Willhelm Tell >swiss robin hood and real LSD Say thanks to the Swiss when you go on another acid trip Citties for Richy Rich 4.Zurich, Switzerland. 8.Bern, Switzerland. 9.Geneva, Switzerland. Top ten most expensive citties worldwide Match History soon