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/swiss/
Size doesn't matter
/swiss/ - Switzerland
Founded 12 September 1848 Manager Henri Dunant Owner The Swiss Council IRL manager Siegentleman Team colors Chat color FF0000 The White Cross Top scorer () Top assister () Captain SWISS ARMY KNIFE Website /swiss/ - Switzerland Nickname Apple Juice India
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 0 0 0 0 0%
GF GA GD 0 0 0
Biggest win TBD  –  TBD Biggest defeat TBD  –  TBD First match TBD  –  TBD
Team music
Anthem Anthem Victory Anthem There's a party Goal horn Goal horn Pingu's Goal horn Pingu theme
Kits

this team sucks lol

Roster

No. Position Player 0   GK Swiss neutrality 1   CB Zero Crimes 37   CB Commit Assisted Suicide 57   CB Your website font 5   DMF REJECT SMART EMBRACE WATCH 66   RMF Free Real Water 40   LMF 40% World Global Chocolate 49   CMF The Geneva Suggestion 20   AMF The Great Roger 18   CF Pingu Cannot Lose 10   CF SWISS ARMY KNIFE

No. Position Player 24   GK Mountain Fortress 80   CB Swiss express 5   DMF Feefur HQ 8   DMF Holey Cheese 78   CB Louis Chevrolet 160   CB Pay your Dog Taxes 76   LMF Laundry Banker 52   RMF Space Velcro 4   CB >Switzerland has an army 15   CMF Wilhelm Tell 48   LMF LSD 99   RMF Economy of Switerzerland

Player	Description
Swiss Neutrality	You can't lose a war if you never participated in one.
Zero crimes	Third highest gun buyer, every citizen has his own gun and still nobody wants to shoot each other.
Commit Assisted Suicide	We are so humanitarian we gonna help you end yourself if you are determined to do it
Your website font	Helvetica will never die and most websites you browse use it, even on this one.
REJECT SMART EMBRACE WATCH	Smartphone? Smartwatch? I just want to know what time is it, better buy a Rolex.
Free Real Water	"Water is not a human right." - Peter Brabeck-Letmathe, former Nestle CEO
Laundry Banker	Switzerland has the most trusted banks for your questionable businesses, now go and evade taxes.
The Geneva Suggestion	>make a global agreement but they still will forget it and do war crimes.
The Great Roger	Switezerland's tennis pride! The first player to ever get 20 grand slams tittles and the master of grass fields(player with most won Wimbleddons(9)). ROGER FEDERER!
Pingu Cannot Lose	The best cartoon for swiss children
SWISS ARMY KNIFE	Imagine your knife isn't multiuse, every kid has it.
Mountain Fortress	It's impossible to invade Switzerland.
Swiss express	The country with the best railways for your local train.
Feefur HQ	The home of FIFA. Zürich, Switzerland.
Holey cheese	It's not cheese if isn't full of holes.
Louis Chevrolet	Co-creator of the brand Chevrolet, even has his name! Sold it to the Americans.
Pay your Dog Taxes	Switzerland has a dog tax which starts at 160 francs per year for small dogs.
40% of World Global Chocolate	We have all the giant toblerones of the world
Space Velcro	NASA loves it
>Switzerland has an army	One day we gonna use it, it's well trained.
Willhelm Tell	>swiss robin hood and real
LSD	Say thanks to the Albert Hoffman when you go on another acid trip
Economy of Switzerland	4.Zurich, Switzerland. 8.Bern, Switzerland. 9.Geneva, Switzerland. Top ten most expensive citties worldwide. That's some fucked up rent

Match History

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