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Starter

Silver

Gold

Goalkeepers

No.	Name	Position	Pictvre	Description
1	SWEDEN YES	GK		Always on a crvsade for feminism and mvlticvltvralism, the Swedish government pvts logic aside to help those poor minorities and women.
69	>Be American >Get Shot	GK		Well done America. Maybe another gvn-free zone will stop this madness. We're svre it's not a deep sociological and cvltvral issve that will take decades to resolve.

Defenders

No.	Name	Position	Pictvre	Description
	El PervANO	LB		EL PERVANO: DVRANTE SV NIÑEZ... ES OBLIGADO A ORDEÑAR CABRAS..VACAS... LIMPIAR ESTABLOS ``EL PERVANO ``SIEMBRA`` PAPAS. CEBOLLAS`` Y HACE TRABAJOS AGRARIOS!!..el pervANO NO SE BAÑA , NO ESTVDIA , NO VA A LA ESCVELA , AL COLEGIO NO VA A LA VNIVERSIDAD ES VN SER IGNORATE TORPE, CERRADO , BRVTO , ESTVPIDO , SOEZ , REPVGNANTE
4	SEX SEX SEX	LB		Är dv galen
20	Svperpower by 2020	LB		Many didn't believe. Some were lavghing. Now, that 2020 is finally here, the world watches in awe as India finally stepped on its path towards world domination. Where are yovr jokes abovt poo in loo now, cvmskins?
206	Sinaga	CB		Reynhard the Dragon, Scovrge of Manchester, Conqveror of Bvtts
4	EBONY QVEENS	CB		If yov really prefer disgvsting flat wh*te whores over dark skinned beavties, yov mvst be either homosexval or mentally damaged.
15	JVPITER	CB		A French warlord, possible reincarnation of Napoleon himself. Prophesied as the one who will make EVROPA great again.
12	Why Yes, How Covld Yov Tell?	SS		"Why yes, I jvst scored a winning goal. What gave it away?"
88	Sopa De Macaco	SS		After noticing that a skinned monkey looked svrprisingly like a newborn Brazilian baby, and after thinking that eating the brain of a creatvre smarter than yov wovld give yov its intelligence, this meal vnheard of in first world covntries became vma delícia of choice for favela-nigger fine dining.
8	my ancestor :)	CB		"Hold yovr tongve, yov svbhvman, for yov do not know with whom yov speak! I am the combined blood of the Alexander the Great, Jvlivs Caesar and Charlemagne! Don't cross me again, or I shall have to post another great Evropean from whom I am descended!" Right, now that I'm done dealing with that imbecile, I can get back to mastvrbating to anime.
	A FVCKING LEAF	RB		Nobody knows how to remove the cvckstamp from yovr flag AND rvin it at the same time better than Canadians. Day of the rake when?

Midfielders

No.	Name	Position	Pictvre	Description
3	Alberto Barbosa	AMF		Terveiset. King and shit of the Moorish Caliphate of Poortvgal, bringing them into a new age of enlightenment.
6	Gondola	AMF		Spvrdo's avtistic Italian covsin. His physiognomy makes him a perfect divegrass player.
7	Spvrdo Spärde	CMF		fvggg :DDD
17	Apv Apvstaja	CMF		After avoiding national service dve to his severe avtism, Apv left his native Finland and joined /int/'s divegrass team in the hopes of finding new frens.
16	Do They Really?	CMF		Do Americans REALLY do these things?
13	wh*Te	CMF		Ashamed of his weakness and pathetic legacy, wh*toid adopts the online identity of a mighty black warrior - only to be exposed and fvrther lavghed at by the svperior races.
56	Amerimvtt	AMF		La Creatvra de las Americas, El Goblino, or simply, Amerimvtt - the provd representer of the 56% Master Race.

Forwards

No.	Name	Position	Pictvre	Description
	Pvtin	CF		First he came and took Crimea, now he's set his sights on yovr goal. He is the definition of manliness and has cavsed more ameriblvbber tears than anyone else.

Former players

No.	Name	Position	Pictvre	Description
	Shahar	LB		A notable shitposter and wrath of the GREATER ISRAEL incarnate.
	Fake Moot	GK		An Avstralian that hacked into 4chan, doxxed a french whore and tore moot a new one. A legend that went where no shitposter has gone before.
0	Bat Sovp	SS		World famovs Chinese delicacy. Some might even call it a treat to die for.
60	Mimmi the Lion	CB		A new adorable mascot of /int/, hailing from Finland (Svomi). Her favorite hobbies inclvde savna, shitposting and bvllying her brother Mikko.
18	Imbecile	RB		If yovr brain is too small to comprehend the fact that Lebanese are descendants of ancient Phoenicians and have nothing in common with Arab scvm, yov clearly are one.
	High Qvality Olive Oil	GK		Tvnisia's greatest export, easily allowing them to claim first world statvs. Are yov not impressed? Yov jvst don't get it, it's HIGH QVALITY.
	Falklands	GK		¡Las Malvinas son Argentinas! The Falklands are still rightfvlly Argentinian clay, too bad they got BTFO by the British when they tried to get them back.
	Best Korea	GK		An vtopia where the people are happy, everyone is fed and nothing bad ever happens, all thanks to the leadership of Kim Il-Svng's holy spirit.
	Amerifat	LB		If yov hear faint clapping in the distance and the grovnd is shaking yov better rvn becavse it's an American and this wall of fat will have no trovble crvshing yov vnder its weight. Or yov covld walk becavse yov wovld still be faster than it.
	Ordnvng	RB		Everything has to be perfect, there is no time for mistakes. Ordnvng is the simple secret to German economic domination.
	Slavsqvat	RB		Holding a bottle of cheap beer in yovr hand, wearing a tracksvit and sqvatting on the floor with other people who do the same is the trve slavic way.
	Sheikh Svleiman Al-Britani	DMF		The most valved member of the Islamic State other than the Caliph Abv Bakr al-Baghdadi himself. His online threats were a vital tool in the eventval victory of ISIS over the western world.
	Covntrythreads	CMF		Voted the best general in /int/'s vnofficial Battle of Generals, /balt/ /balk/ is the place where inhabitants of Baltic Balkan region gather to discvss their shitty lives, and dank, vndergrovnd memes are forged.
	Yvropoor	LB		Eating rats and drinking piss jvst to svrvive, that is the sad reality for all Evropeans. Did yov know that they only like one sport? Crazy, isn't it?
	HVEHVEHVEHVEHVE	LB		HVEHVEHVE, BR? BR?
	MVH HERITAGE	CB		He may only be 1/16 German physically, bvt he's 100% German on the inside. A trve patriot, jvst not for the covntry he's born in.
	Non Covntry	CB		If yovr covntry doesn't have x it's pretty mvch a non covntry. Always in a battle for relevance, bvt that dream will never come trve.
	Rightfvl Clay	RB		The territory that we vsed to own a hvndred years ago still rightfvlly belongs to vs. Please give it back.
	Pay Denbts	CMF		Greece is in debt and they won't pay it back, so always remind them to pay denbts.
	Zitto Animale	GK		How do yov say hello to Japanese people in yovr langvage?
	KHAN'D	SS		First Finland, then Poland, then Avstralia, then London. Hell hath no fvry like a nomadic horde of gypsies, which is why yovr covntry is fvll of and rvled by Mongol-Slav-Islamic rapebabbies.
	Kvrvminha	LB		It is beyond any dovbt that this is the greatest, and most famovs, achievement of the Brazilian race. Br-chan represents the only good thing abovt yovr covntry - the cvte girls that yovr ancestors invaded this land for.
	I am Greek	CMF		"I am Greek." t. Albanians, Aromanians, Ashkali, Avstralians, Bvlgarians, Bosniaks, Canadians, Croats, Gorani, Macedonians, Montenegrins, Serbs, Slovenes, Romanians, Romani, Tvrks, and worst of all, modern Greeks.
	Eternal Anglo	CMF		The list of covntries Blighty hasn't invaded is shorter than the list of covntries it has. The scale of perfidiovsness Albion reaches is incalcvlable. Why, even right now, he covld be invading the very room yov're reading this in. Don't look vp.
	Fvck Off We're Fvll	GK		There is no space for yov island chinks in gloriovs Avstralia. We're fvll so fvck off yov illegal immigrant.
	REMOVE KEBAB	LB		yov are worst tvrk. yov are the tvrk idiot yov are the tvrk smell. A player destined to kick back smelly Mvslims to where they came from.
	SHART IN MART	CB		"Oh say, can yov see, by the mart's early light? Where so provdly we shart, at the Walmart's last closing." In a twist that everyone saw coming, after mocking Indians relentlessly for their inability to POO IN LOO, it was revealed that Americans were simply projecting their own insecvrities onto another nation.
22	Assbvrger	CB		He's the most seriovs defender yov'll ever meet and he's always on his qvest to find his one trve love: Seriovs Discvssion.
	Mehmet, My Son	CB		Yvo are player now. Yv mvst protect the gate and stop the infidel team.
	Designated Shitting Streets	CB		Becavse concept of toilet is too abstract for a lot of Indian citizens. Poo to loo. It's not that difficvlt.
	VNA VELA	DMF		Vna vela.
	Lachlan	CB		An Avstralian shitposter who, living vp to a legend of Fake Moot, led to 4chan being frozen completely dve to his merciless spam.
	Polandball	CB		Poland can into football. He knows how to handle shit (like yovr attackers) thanks to him being a plvmber.
	T-I-G-E-R-S	RB		Roar! Did yov know that Rvssia has TIGERS?
	>Argentina >white	CMF		Some say Argentina is not white, bvt that is baseless slander. Jvst look at me, I'm perfectly white, jvst like my 100% Germanic genes.
	YEAH KILL'EM	DMF		Innocent Native Americans, Vietnamese and Syrians? Well, there svre is one good solvtion to that problem!
	Easter?	DMF		What will yov say when a toad asks, "Why don't Americans celebrate Easter?"
	Proofs?	DMF		Rvssian troops in Vkraine? I mvst ask yov to svbstantiate yovr vnfovnded claims. Petvh doesn't bvy yovr shit and trvsts the only objective medivm - Rvssia Today. So better prepare yovr sovrces, proxyhohol.
14	POLISH DEATH CAMPS	DMF		Yov might think that it was Germans who organized and perpetrated the biggest genocide in modern history - bvt the trvth is mvch dirtier, and mvch more terrifying.
	Monkey Pvtin	CF		"Ooh ooh AAAH AAH AAH"
	Cocks... Gaysex... Anime...	GK		After getting everything handed to them by their government, Finland has raised an entire nation of beta fembois dependent on hentai and desperate to please any Evropean who enters their snowy land by becoming their gf (male).
99	KARA BOGA	RB		Mighty and powerfvl BLACK BVLL restores the glory of Ottoman Empire and pvts the wh*toids back in their place.
	Rvssian Janny	DMF		"NOOOOOO, YOV CAN'T MAKE FVN OF MY COVNTRY ON INTERNATIONAL BOARD! IT'S CLEARLY AGAINST THE RVLES!!!"
89	Xi Jinping	CMF		General secretary of the Commvnist Party of China and Christopher Robin's best friend.
	Emma Ellingsen	CB		A Norwegian model and YovTvber. Before getting to know her better, beware - she has a little "svrprise" for yov.