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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| {{Position|LB}} | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| {{Position|LB}} | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 13 | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 13 | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''How Two Girls Have Sex | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''How Two Girls Have Sex Under A Sakura Tree''' | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:How Two Girls Have Sex ( | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:How Two Girls Have Sex (Under a Sakura Tree).jpg|250px]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Those high school legends never seem to include this important detail | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 'How two girls have sex' is not exactly common knowledge and it isn't a topic explained in most school health classes. This leads to the (sadly realistic) meme of girls having to search for this information online. Variations of this meme change the number of girls, adds a specific locale, or are more 'innocent' (such as 'what do two girls do beyond kissing'). | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 'How two girls have sex' is not exactly common knowledge and it isn't a topic explained in most school health classes. This leads to the (sadly realistic) meme of girls having to search for this information online. Variations of this meme change the number of girls, adds a specific locale, or are more 'innocent' (such as 'what do two girls do beyond kissing'). | ||
The variation featured, 'How two girls have sex | The variation featured, 'How two girls have sex under a sakura tree', stems from the highschool legends that say if you confess to your love interest under a certain sakura tree, your love will last forever. | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Japan | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Japan | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| FUCKING INTENSE | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| FUCKING INTENSE | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| {{Position|CB}} | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| {{Position|CB}} | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| ''' | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Lilium''' | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File: | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:BSOYM - Sexiled.png|250px]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Regular mana transfer in process | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Tanya Artemisiov was kicked from her adventuring party, as she's a woman, and 'women should find themselves a husband instead'. Obviously she wasn't going to do that. Enraged, she found a dragon, and during the fight she accidentally released the legendary witch Laplace. After defeating the dragon, Laplace told Tanya that she should become a powerful 'magisabre', a swordswoman that can cast magic, and that she and Laplace herself should form their own all-female adventuring party. After a short while a third girl, Nadine the healer/assassin, joined the party, and they named the party 'Lilium'. The three fight against monsters and a very sexist society, kicking off the plot of ''Sexiled'' | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Japan | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Japan | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Artemisiov | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| {{Position|DMF}} | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| {{Position|DMF}} | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 10 | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 10 | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| ''' | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Marauder Princess''' | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File: | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Marauder Princess.jpg|250px]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Wherever magic beasts, important items or Duchesses suffering from injustice appear, there the Marauder Princess will be to save the day (and to steal the aforementioned Duchesses) | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Anispia Wynn Palettia, the Princess of Kingdom of Palettia, has a fame of getting herself into dangerous situations to look for items to further her research of 'magicology', a science that aims to combine technology and magic, so that magic is available to everyone instead of merely the royalty. This adventuring spirit earned her the title of 'Marauder Princess' | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Japan | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Japan | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Wynn Palettia | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Miku Kohinata is a main character from the ''Symphogear'' series. She's referred to as 'my sunshine' by her love interest, Hibiki Tachibana (Hibiki, in turn, is Miku's 'sun'). Miku would end up using a Gear (a sort of power armor) twice, in the second season (''G'') and the fifth (''XV''). Both times she would end up fighting Hibiki, in ''G'' as a product of brainwashing and in ''XV'' as a result of possession. This, combined with her Gear, Shénshòujìng, featuring darker colors, led to the ''Black Sunshine'' name. | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Miku Kohinata is a main character from the ''Symphogear'' series. She's referred to as 'my sunshine' by her love interest, Hibiki Tachibana (Hibiki, in turn, is Miku's 'sun'). Miku would end up using a Gear (a sort of power armor) twice, in the second season (''G'') and the fifth (''XV''). Both times she would end up fighting Hibiki, in ''G'' as a product of brainwashing and in ''XV'' as a result of possession. This, combined with her Gear, Shénshòujìng, featuring darker colors, led to the ''Black Sunshine'' name. | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Winter 2023 | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Winter 2023 | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| {{Position|DMF}} | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Darkness Peach''' | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Darkness Peach.png|250px]] | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Being a magical girl ain't easy. Specially if the source of your power is a perpetually anemic demon. | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Momo Chiyoda is one of the main characters from ''Machikado Mazoku''. She's a powerful Magical Girl called 'Fresh Peach', and was tasked with the removal of all demons like Shamiko. However, instead of fulfilling her mission, she started helping Shamiko. This eventually caused to become Shamiko's vassal, becoming 'Darkness Peach' | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Spring 2023 | |||
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Revision as of 18:40, 7 October 2023
/u/ Current roster. Old rosters can be found here: /u/ Historical Rosters
Main Roster
Starting 11
Substitutes
Position | No. | Name | Image | Description | Explanation | Nationality | Shirt name | ||
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22 | But We're Both Girls | BUT WE'RE BOTH GIRLS | A common excuse by certain girls to not get into romantic/sexual relationships with other girls. As Japan becomes more and more liberal (or at least accepting of homosexuals), this excuse is less used. | Japan | Forbidden love | |||
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98 | Alien From Black Lizard Planet | Invaders from the Black Lizard Planet are known to not play divegrass, not like girls and always tell the truth. | Ange le Carré, born as Charlotte, is one of the main characters from Princess Principal. Ange says she's an 'invader from the Black Lizard Planet' to tease her teammates or to hide things from her past. | England | Liar | |||
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82 | Low Impact Consensual Cuddling | Rated P for Pure even in Australia. | It's comfy and cute, and sometimes that's all that's required. | Australia | Pure | |||
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4 | Being Yaya Is Suffering | The faces change, the names are mostly similar, the circumstances are always the same. | The number of girls called Yaya that have girls they have an interest in stolen by another girl became a meme after it happened for the second time (first time was Yaya Nanto in Strawberry Panic, second time was Yaya Sasame in Hanayamata). Since then, two other girls with similar names had this happen to them: Yayaka in Flip Flappers and Sayaka Saeki in Bloom Into You. Since then, Yayaka was removed from this list for unknown reasons (but still appears in the in-game model) and Sayaka was removed because she eventually got her own girlfriend. | Japan | Not again | |||
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33 | Lilium | Regular mana transfer in process | Tanya Artemisiov was kicked from her adventuring party, as she's a woman, and 'women should find themselves a husband instead'. Obviously she wasn't going to do that. Enraged, she found a dragon, and during the fight she accidentally released the legendary witch Laplace. After defeating the dragon, Laplace told Tanya that she should become a powerful 'magisabre', a swordswoman that can cast magic, and that she and Laplace herself should form their own all-female adventuring party. After a short while a third girl, Nadine the healer/assassin, joined the party, and they named the party 'Lilium'. The three fight against monsters and a very sexist society, kicking off the plot of Sexiled | Japan | Artemisiov | |||
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99 | Big Aquarium Conspiracy | A surprising amount of yuri works have started featuring the Aquarium Date. As if someone manipulated things from the water tanks... | Aquariums have become a popular dating spot in recent years. It was only a matter of time since this impacted on yuri works. | Japan | Blub Blub | |||
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450 | Lesbian Brothel Explorer | And here we see Asumi in her natural habitat: a lesbian brothel. Ain't she a beaut? | Asumi wants to reunite with Mai, her estranged childhood friend. She was told that Mai is working at a lesbian brothel, so Asumi started requesting every lesbian prostitute she could get her hands on, hoping that one of them will indeed be Mai. | Japan | Asumi | |||
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10 | Marauder Princess | Wherever magic beasts, important items or Duchesses suffering from injustice appear, there the Marauder Princess will be to save the day (and to steal the aforementioned Duchesses) | Anispia Wynn Palettia, the Princess of Kingdom of Palettia, has a fame of getting herself into dangerous situations to look for items to further her research of 'magicology', a science that aims to combine technology and magic, so that magic is available to everyone instead of merely the royalty. This adventuring spirit earned her the title of 'Marauder Princess' | Japan | Wynn Palettia | |||
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7 | Groom (not Wife) | But does she look good in a suit? | In Gundam: the Witch from Mercury, Miorine Rembran insists on calling Suletta Mercury (the girl in question) her 'groom, not her wife'. Eventually, Suletta started referring to herself Miorine's groom. | Mercury | Mercury | |||
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11 | Mistress Baiser | When you like Magical Girls so much you become a BDSM Mistress to sexually harass them. | Utena Hiiragi, the main character of Looking Up To Magical Girls (Mahou Shoujo ni Akogarete, MahoAko for short) really admires Magical Girls. When a mysterious entity offered her the chance to become one, she jumped at the bit. Unfortunately for her, she ended up fighting the Magical Girls she admired, and she does so by subjecting them to all kinds of humiliations and BDSM. Urara, to her horror, found she experiences intense sexual pleasure when she abuses the Magical Girls. | Japan | Hiiragi | |||
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43 | Sengoku Seducer | All these sengoku era girls aren't seducing themselves | Tsumugi Tamaori, the player character from Samurai Maiden. Tsumugi gets powerups from the girls in her party by forming relationships with them. The final powerup involves Tsumugi kissing the girls. | Japan | Tamaori | |||
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39 | Ripe Mangos | Can we smell what Bocchi is cooking? | Hitori 'Bocchi' Gotoh, from Bocchi the Rock, has crippling social anxiety. Faced with the prospect of playing with her band in front of a crowd, she hid and played the guitar inside a box of mangos, to less than favorable results. | Japan | the Rock |
Retired Players
Old Position | Name | Image | Description | Explanation | Date Departed | ||
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Teru Time | After a long and distinguished career, it was finally her time to go. It will always be Teru o'clock in our hearts. | Summer 2018 | ||||
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Spontaneous Combustion | What do you think happened to her? | Winter 2015 | ||||
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Sumisumi | With her president graduating to university and her studies taking up more of her time, Sumisumi stepped down to let the new generation step up. Given her height, most people assumed she'd stepped down already. | Winter 2015 | ||||
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Ruined Birthday Party | Happy birthday, KannaMiko. ;_;7 | Winter 2015 | ||||
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Nio-ssu | It turns out tiny shark lesbians aren't all that good at divegrass. Who knew? | Winter 2015 | ||||
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Dying Arisawa | Fortunately for her and Yuno, the cure for terminal plotdevicitis was found. Unfortunately for the team, it was to not play divegrass. | Winter 2016 | ||||
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Cousins By The Way | Found out certain states allowed cousin marriage, quit the team to do exactly that. | Winter 2016 | ||||
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Eila Juutilainen | Her contract finished, she went back to Sanya's warm embrace. | Winter 2016 | ||||
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Ayayayayaya | Ayayayyyyy | Summer 2016 | ||||
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Stamen | A True Alpha Lesbian takes time off to pollinate her harem. | Summer 2016 | ||||
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Saint Michael | 6. And on the seventh day, Saint Michael rested. | Summer 2016 | ||||
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Spitting Distance | A surprisingly long distance, apparently. Well beyond what's considered "ladylike" and much too far for the rigorous quality control applied to all /u/ players. | Winter 2017 | ||||
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Metall/u/rgy | Divegrass fields are low on metals. Contract expired and mining operations relocated. | Winter 2017 | ||||
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Lesbodynamics | This is a science best studied in a lab. Or in bed. | Winter 2017 | ||||
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ANGST AND DRAMA | The pitch is too dramatic, even for this seasoned veteran who retired to enjoy even more misunderstandings off the field. | Spring 2017 | ||||
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Punished Bocchi | Such a tough place ;_; | Spring 2017 | ||||
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Ano Route | What do you mean "they didn't do an Ano route"? | Spring 2017 | ||||
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Intertwined Fingers | Was let go after repeated warnings from media watchdogs against online indecency. Kids might be watching! | Summer 2017 | ||||
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Kuma Shock | Ascended with Kumaria. Which is also sexy. Shabadadoo~ | Winter 2018 | ||||
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Doragon Meido | Better service as spectator. | Winter 2018 | ||||
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Fingering For World Peace | World peace achieved! At least on the pitch. Plenty more fingering to do on the sidelines! | Winter 2018 | ||||
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Archdyke | Retired to better take care of her country and her witch. | Winter 2018 | ||||
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Loathsome Daughter of Heresy | Was left go after too many belly exposures were declared 'indecent'. Besides, the field is far too chaotic to divine | Winter 2018 | ||||
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Touching Paddles | Retired after deciding ping pong was a more heart racing sport. | Winter 2018 | ||||
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Dai Dai Daisuki | Noting the lack of shards and that even Pure Illusion is less random, she retired. | Summer 2018 | ||||
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Hifumin Leeeeeader | It's death march at Eagle Jump! No time for soccer! ( ; w ; ) ノ | Summer 2018 | ||||
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The Mochiverse | The Mochiverse is a thing that transcends time, space and dimensions. It now also transcends the soccer fields. | Autumn 2018 | ||||
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Post Apocalyptic Bonding | The end of the world also means the end of soccer. Survival will have to continue off the pitch. | Autumn 2018 | ||||
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°◇° | A sudden influx of guests made her return to her normal job as an inn attendant. | Autumn 2018 | ||||
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Pussy Whisperer | Seducing your teacher requires, amongst other things, a lot of sleepovers, tied arms and Sister Juice. Those are very time consuming, and very little was left for divegrass, so she retired. | Winter 2019 | ||||
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Abababababa | Her resignation form reads: "bad as it may be, this unworthy self needs time to focus on her manga and thus needs to resign from the team". The line "ABABABABABA" is written below and crossed out. | Winter 2019 | ||||
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Yamada's Sprout | Winter is not a good season for plants, let alone the soccer pitch. | Winter 2019 | ||||
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Bananice | Position Zero. | Summer 2019 | ||||
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Incest Receiver | Summer is when most beach volleyball tournaments take place, so this couple resigned the team to focus on those. | Summer 2019 | ||||
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How To Make A Bomb | No bomb, no door, no scheme can protect a loli from a musclemaid. | Summer 2019 | ||||
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The Spy Who Licked Me | Mission complete. | Summer 2019 | ||||
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Are You A Lolicon? | [Told you.] | Summer 2019 | ||||
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Blood Countess | Having taken her due, Ellie now sleeps. | Winter 2020 | ||||
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Bedroom Tyrant | Onee-chan! | Winter 2020 | ||||
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Girlship | It's still yuri. | Summer 2020 | ||||
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Is This Yuri? | Yes, it was yuri. | Summer 2020 | ||||
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MAHJONG GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES | Chose to retire to give our expert analysts more time to investigate what the hell is going on with the plot. ("¡Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!") | Summer 2020 | ||||
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I'm Yuu But Stronger | Even retired she's stronger than Yuu. And Sayaka is still not a Yaya, so there's that! | Winter 2021 | ||||
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G/u/ardians | Even from the audience, these heroines still protect the General and the team from the Evil Fairy. | Winter 2021 | ||||
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ERNESTAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! | Retired after realizing she's better at cheering than soccer. However, she only screams ERNESTAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! and her cheers sound like bloodcurling screams of rage rather than encouragement... | Winter 2021 | ||||
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War Crimes Kurumi | Following her well earned victory in the Asukabowl, Kurumi retired and is now happy with Asuka. | World 2021 | ||||
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Ethereal Trigger Fingering | Retired after reasoning that even the Otherside is less strange than PES. Frankly, we agree. | World 2021 | ||||
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Assault Kaede | As she owns a large corporation, she retired the team to work on that. Still a Yaya, though! | World 2021 | ||||
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Mom Get The Lightbulbs | Looks like her mom was in a hardware store near the stadium all along. Hiori retired to go find her. | Hiori Hirahara, from Blue Ray Reflection, lives alone in her house. This is because her mom had gone out to buy lightbulbs and, 5 years later, has yet to return. 'Out for lightbulbs' seems to be the new 'out for cigarettes' or 'gone to buy milk'. | Winter 2022 | |||
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Cruel Paradise Lost of Blue | Who decided Blues had to play soccer!? | Azusa Gunjou, the main character from Who Decided That Blues Had To Be Cool!?. Blue magical girls are usually the 'cool' character, but Azusa doesn't fit this personality and is forced to pretend to be cool to not betray Harumi Akaishi's (the Pink magical girl in Azusa's duo) expectations. The name of her sword, Cruel Paradise Lost of Blue, came to her while she was in her 'chuuni' period, which Azusa is desperately trying to leave behind. | Winter 2022 | |||
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Demon Dork | D-Don't think this means you've won! | Yuko Yoshida (aka Shadow Mistress Yuko, 'Shamiko' for short) is the main character from Machikado Mazoku. She's been the victim of several curses which severely affected her demonic power levels, which forced her to resort to other methods to survive. Her general 'dorkiness' stems from these workarounds. | Summer 2022 | |||
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Autistic Metronome | Metronomes do tend to go back and forth after all. | Sakura Adachi, one of the two main characters from Adachi to Shimamura. Her weird mannerisms and attitudes have led some to believe she's on some kind of spectrum, where the reality is that she's most likely a normal teenager confronted with love. | Summer 2022 | |||
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The Girl, the Myth, the Legend | It's still the sailor uniform that makes the girl a girl magnet, even out of the pitch | Komichi Akebi, the main character from Akebi-chan's Sailor Uniform. She's a very skilled dancer. | Winter 2023 | |||
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Revolver Panties | The mystery of where the revolver came from continues... | Gertrude Barkhorn, from Strike Witches, has super strength (even beyond the standard Strike Witch norm) as a power. No hammerspace, which makes the revolver a mystery. If it gets the job done... | Winter 2023 | |||
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Black Sunshine | Hibiki and Miku's fight is finally over. | Miku Kohinata is a main character from the Symphogear series. She's referred to as 'my sunshine' by her love interest, Hibiki Tachibana (Hibiki, in turn, is Miku's 'sun'). Miku would end up using a Gear (a sort of power armor) twice, in the second season (G) and the fifth (XV). Both times she would end up fighting Hibiki, in G as a product of brainwashing and in XV as a result of possession. This, combined with her Gear, Shénshòujìng, featuring darker colors, led to the Black Sunshine name. | Winter 2023 | |||
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Darkness Peach | Being a magical girl ain't easy. Specially if the source of your power is a perpetually anemic demon. | Momo Chiyoda is one of the main characters from Machikado Mazoku. She's a powerful Magical Girl called 'Fresh Peach', and was tasked with the removal of all demons like Shamiko. However, instead of fulfilling her mission, she started helping Shamiko. This eventually caused to become Shamiko's vassal, becoming 'Darkness Peach' | Spring 2023 |