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Goalkeepers

No.	Name	Position	Picture	Description
1	Fake Moot	GK		An Australian that hacked into 4chan, doxxed a french whore and tore moot a new one. A legend that went where no shitposter has gone before.
17	Best Korea	GK		An utopia where where the people are happy, everyone is fed and nothing bad ever happens, all thanks to the leadership of Kim Il-Sungs holy spirit.
23	High Quality Olive Oil	GK		Tunisias greatest export, easily allowing them to claim first world status. Are you not impressed? You just don't get it, it's HIGH QUALITY.

Defenders

No.	Name	Position	Picture	Description
37	Spede Pasanen	LB		Finnish comedian and assburger. He's the most serious defender you'll ever meet and he's always on his quest to find his one true love: Serious discussion.
3	SWEDEN YES	CB		Always on a crusade for feminism and multiculturalism, the Swedish government puts logic aside to help those poor minorities and women.
2	Fuck Off We're Full	CB		There is no space for you island chinks on glorious Australia. We're full so fuck off you illegal immigrant.
6	Ordnung	RB		Everything has to be perfect, there is no time for mistakes. Ordnung is the simple secret to German economic domination.
24	HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE	LB		HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
29	MUH HERITAGE	CB		He may only be 1/4th german physically, but he's 100% german on the inside. A true patriot, just not for the country he's born in.
9	Belaruse	CB		B
4	Yuropoor	CB		Eating rats and drinking piss just to survive, that is the sad reality for all Europeans. Did you know that they only like one sport? Crazy, isn't it?
16	Non Country	RB		If your country doesn't have x it's pretty much a non country. Always in a battle for relevance, but that dream will never come true.

Midfielders

No.	Name	Position	Picture	Description
5	Amerifat	DMF		If you hear faint clapping in the distance and the ground is shaking you better run because it's an American and this wall of fat will have no trouble crushing you under it's weight. Or you could walk because you would still be faster than it.
32	REMOVE KEBAB	CMF		you are worst turk. you are the turk idiot you are the turk smell. A player destined to kick back smelly Muslims to where they came from.
19	Polandball	CMF		Poland can into football. He knows how to handle shit (like your defense) thanks to him being a plumber.
15	Spurdo Spärde	CMF		fuggg :DDD
13	MUH CLAY	DMF		The territory that we used to own a hundred years ago still rightfully belongs to us. Please give it back.
30	Falklands	DMF		¡Las Malvinas son Argentinas! The Falklands are still rightfully Argentinian clay, too bad they got BTFO by the British when they tried to get them back.
8	Slavsquat	CMF		Holding a bottle of cheap beer in your hand, wearing a tracksuit and squatting on the floor with other people who do the same is the true slavic way.
20	Muh HDI	CMF		My country has a very high HDI, just look at it. It is truly first world, look. Look at my countrys HDI. I SAID LOOK GODDAMMIT!

Forwards

No.	Name	Position	Picture	Description
7	>Argentina >white	SS		Some say Argentina is not white, but that is baseless slander. Just look at me, I'm perfectly white, just like my 100% Germanic genes.
12	Putin	CF		First he came and took Crimea, now he's set his sights on your goal. He is the definition of manliness and has caused more ameriblubber tears than anyone else.
10	pay denbts	CF		Greece is in debt and they won't pay it back, so always remind them to pay denbts.