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Starters

Number	Position	Image	Name	Description
1	GK		Useless Mascot	"But you are useless in battle, Sensei. You do not have any equipment and you only have one HP." Hearing these words from your daughter would terrify most people, but for Sensei it's just another day at work. Disregarding his questionable performance, he tries his best to protect the goal - and even if everything goes wrong, at least he fulfilled his purpose of being an eye candy to other players.
2	LB		RARE HARE	X
3	CB		SHE FUCKING SHOT ME	X
4	CB		>17 years old	X
5	RB		Yamato Nakadashi	X
6	DMF		CORPSE	X
7	CMF		Rapist Elf	X
8	CMF		Is coffee good for you?	X
9	AMF		Explosive Dog	X
10	SS		Coom in Doom	The Fox of Doom sacrificed her foresight abilities in return for increased divegrass skills. The EoS is looming on the horizon, yes - but this time, it's the enemy team that has to worry about it.
11	SS		19 Eligma	X

Substitutes

Number	Position	Image	Name	Description
12	GK		I'll take responsibility.	X
13	LB		Sweaty Fox Pits	X
14	LB		Hiniature	Here's the thing, the Hina conspiracy is real. Hina was the most popular girl from day 1 and she will remain so until EOS. Her personality and design is simply the best that Blue Archive has to offer. She didn't need 3 chapters like Mika to get popular, she didn't need 2 chapters (and 2 events!) and a animated 3d Monday series like Yuuka got to get popular. No. She always was. Despite the fact that both of her units suck. Despite the fact that she has no story presence. Despite the fact that Gehenna gets no focus. That's how strong Hina is. But, if Nexon actually gave her focus, actually gave her a good unit, and even gave Gehenna its own volume, then Hina would simply invalidate all of the other characters. It's why Nexon pays off artists to draw other girls, it isn't so much that they're paying them off to draw the other girls, but rather that they're paying them off to not draw Hina. Otherwise every doujin, every fanart, everything about Blue Archive would just be Hina. You may think that your other girls are popular, but they aren't. It's all artificial. It's all Hina.
15	LB		Smelly NEET	X
16	CB		Your what?	X
17	CB		Hatsune Miku	X
18	RB		Uwu	X
19	RB		VANILLA VITAMINS	X
20	RB		Adults... bad	X
21	DMF		Ako fan on /bag/	X
22	DMF		Here's your rate up student, bro	Endless vigour, sensitivity amplification, olfactory reinforcement, accelerated bodily fluid production, ejactionalion volume enhancement, fertility booster, C-T lyase enzyme production heightened, hidrosis maximized, acetabulum reinforced, lactate production nullified, libido induced, doors locked, windows shut, distractions eliminated, padlock undone, all restraints lifted... All sensei is SEGGS, NANODA!
23	DMF		Cracked Egg	X