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Revision as of 05:23, 1 November 2023

/omg/
"Play better win more"
Omg logo.png
/omg/ - Omega Strikers General
Founded October 26 2023
Manager /ourblob/
Owner Aeslop
IRL manager
Team colors
Chat color 62fffc
Omega Energy Blue
Ranking
Highest rank ()
Lowest rank ()
Top scorer ()
Top assister ()
Captain
Website /omg/ - Omega Strikers General
Nickname '
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY
0 0 0 0 0%
GF GA GD
0 0 0
Biggest win
TBD TBD icon.png TBD icon.png TBD
Biggest defeat
TBD TBD icon.png TBD icon.png TBD
First match
TBD TBD icon.png TBD icon.png TBD
/vg/ League
Appearances (First in )
Best result ,
Team music
Anthem [// ]

Goal horn [// ]
Kits


Intro Text

Team

No. Position Player
1
  GK
>finii goalie
3
  CB
ROON
2
  CB
COLLECT
4
  CB
His Autistic Wife
5
  DMF
Gone Fishing
6
  CMF
Big Boy Season
9
  AMF
Plat Plat Plat Get Demoted
10
  CMF
BROOL
7
  CMF
Stinky Witch
8
  AMF
BANISHED
11
  CF
Drek???
No. Position Player
12
  GK
Need Choco Tomboy
13
  CB
Real Hag Hours
14
  CB
Dont Pet the Tsun Cat
15
  CB
Soniis Socks
16
  CB
EOS next week
17
  CB
Small Indie company
18
  DMF
Friends Online 0
19
  DMF
CBT Office Lady
20
  DMF
GARFIELD YOU HAD BURST
21
  CMF
LOADING....
22
  CMF
Slimed.com
23
  CMF
Customs Doko?

Match History

Competition Round Opponent Result/Stats Scorers Dates/Vod
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/vg/ League 21
/vg/_League_21 - - - -
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Statistics

Player Goals Assists
Drekar ? 0 0
BANISHED 0 0






Player Saves
>finii goalie 0
Real Hag Hours 0






Roster

Name Picture Description
Drek? Drek and friends.png Omega Strikers doesnt have an in match chatbox, as such when someone has really fucked up the most you can do to rub in what they did is grab the most toxic emotes you have available to you and spam them in his fucking face till he fucking learns. Drek? Kai? Vienna4k ClownJuno and Julipunch are all well used favourites but more come in each update. They originally planned a super gay update for pride month with trans and gay flag painted blobbo emotes, but when they realised what we would actually use those emotes for, they quietly shelved the emotes.
BANISHED BANISHED ntr.png A once common sight in /omg/ customs matches, where the match would freeze and kick everyone with 15 minute afk leaver penalty blocking them from being able to remake a game.
Stinky Witch Stinky witch.jpg Imagine the smell, conceptualise the aroma, think the stink, idealise the steam rise, stinky need girl with unbrushed unwashed messy bedhead hair, thick thighs dripping with thigh sweat and a desperate never ending (and unrequited) need to get with Kai from her team
BROOL BROOL.png The Goalie cant save shots if hes fucking dead. Originally the realm of X and Juliette, other powerhouses in Zentaro and Vyce also roam the streets like Jack the Ripper.
PlatPlatPlatGetDemoted Gold rank atlas.JPG Platinum is a rolling hellscape of demotions as the system gives you less points for win than you lose on a loss and everyone slowly realises they really arent worth more than gold rank
Big Boy Season Big Boy Season.png Wow Hamsters sure grow big huh?
Gone Fishing Gone fishing.jpg Ai.mis app is a fertile fishing hole for Rasmus who normally struggles to kill with his ult since its a pull in a game with Smash style blast zone kills. On Ai.mis app however theres a massive gaping wet hole in the middle begging to be filled and Rasmus can just wait patiently and reel them in like fish.
His Autistic Wife His autistic wife.png A ritual poster who replies early in thread in reference to Octavia, claiming her as "my autistic wife!". And sometimes adding other items she might like if she was autistic such as an adult teething ring, super mario rpg, and a yamaha keyboard. There is some reference to Octavia having something in the lore, as it is very difficult for her to focus on anything but electronic music, including talking with her sister.
COLLECT COLLECT.jpg IS THAT A NEWFRIEND I SMELL *sniifffff* IT IS! I SMELL A NEWBOY A NEWFRIEND I SMELL NEWBOY SMELL IT SMELLS AMAZINNNGGG GET COLLECTED GET COLLECTED!. This predatory practice started as there is very little ingame communication, so the standard way for the thread to make groups was to add as many confirmed omg friends or just people you saw in omg images/webms as you could, and just blind scattershot 100 invites whenever you wanted to play.
ROON BANISHED.png Dark Forbidden Master of own goals. Will score more goals for the enemy team than your own everytime
>finii goalie Finii goalie.png Finii is a good goalie i swear, just ignore the fact her primary is really thin, she has no non ult blocking move, and no speed move. But shes cute bro. Just let me goalie finii bro.
Need Choco Tomboy Need Choco Tomboy.jpg Juliette was built for Big White Cock. Pure brazilian genes her clothes absolutely dripping with excercise sweat.
Real Hag Hours Hags.png Hag Sex. Seeeeex. Oh wont someone save Estelles last dying egg in her uterus from being wasted, a body aged like fine wine, adventure into that old dusty womb and bring back the holy grail of pregnancy.
Dont Pet the TsunCat Do not pet the tsuncat.png Ai.mi is very much a tsuntsuntsuntsundere. Pet at your own risk.
Soniis Socks Team Soniis Socks.png Winners of the internal board tournament (and also their logo on the team)
EOS Next Week 1687031545813303.png Omega Strikers steam numbers steadily decline every day and a few doomposters constantly posit that, next week for sure the game is dead this time.
Small Indie Company File:Sample.png Despite having millions of dollars in investment capital even the most basic of bugs either never get fixed, or old ones resurface after newer patches like the worst mix of tf2 spaghetti code and indian pajeet coding. This is despite that when they opened up job offers they all claimed that people working there need "6+ years experience in the role".
Friends Online : 0 Friends 0.png OCE Friends.... Doko
CBT Office Lady CBT Office Lady.png Currently newest character on the block, a suited and high heel booted office lady whos here to impress. She wont step on your balls but she will give your cock a scathing bad review on the internal company Yapster
GARFIELD YOU HAD BURST You had burst.png A defualt ability all strikers have is that if your dodge meter is full, you can spend it instead for a "coreflip" that temporarily makes you and the core invincible and the next time you hit it it goes really fast. An essential and powerful tool for both forwards and goalies that will cause agonising frustration when you realise one of your teammates absolutely refuses or forgets to use it.
Loading... Loading.png Whenever a match fails to load or the server fails to properly create the match people get stuck in 5 minutes of looking at a black loading screen. A blight upon our people that Ody keeps claiming theyve fixed then it keeps coming back.
Slimed.com Slimed.jpg Juno is a slimegirl whos moves all come with a bonus blobbo that lasts a few seconds and move a little andcan independently strike by itself, or be redirected by Juno herself. One of the worst ways to lose a match is forget the blobbo is there and kick right into it, creating a quick and embarrasing goal.
Customs Doko? File:Sample.png Similar to the COLLECT player, asking for customs is a common request in the thread and forced the creation of a google sheet to be a holding pattern for when theres no COLLECTORS online.

Much like a public bathroom door, the sheet becomes a sprawling mess of shitposts on the daily.