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/pakeji/

To buy, or not to buy, that is the question. And the answer to it is obvious.

/pakeji/ - Pakeji

Founded

July 8, 2023

Manager

GSC President

IRL manager

Sovlmancer

Team colors

Chat color

01d2ff
Pakeji Blue

Top scorer

Coom in Doom (2)

Top assister

Rapist Elf (2)

Captain

Arona

Website

/pakeji/ - Pakeji

Nickname

Dolphins, Whales

Historic performance

1	0	2			3				33.33%
W	D	L			TOTAL				EFFICIENCY

GF	GA	GD
7	10	-3

Biggest win
/pakeji/	3–2	/gsc/
2 September, 2023

Biggest defeat
/bomber/	3–0	/pakeji/
1 September, 2023

First match
/vh/	5–4	/pakeji/
26 August, 2023

Team music

Anthem	Theme 11 - Connected Sky (REMIX)
Victory Anthem	Theme 152 - Aoharu Band Arrange

Goal horn

Theme 133 - Goal Wo Nerae!

Kits

9 Blue Archives per multiroll guaranteed!
You don't want the game to EoS, do you?
Get every student with this ONE simple trick.

C

reated for the /ag/ League, this /bag/ spinoff specializes in shilling in-game purchases, preventing EoS and raping the useless team mascot after every lost match. Will the impending threat of server closure be successfully thwarted, or will >we enter the graveyard of gachas and fade into obscurity? Only time will tell, but one thing is clear: you have to buy Pakeji.

Exports

/ag/ League 7

Roster

Main Article: /pakeji/ roster.

No.

Position

Player

1

GK

Useless Mascot

2

LB

RARE HARE

3

CB

Modern Clingy Cat GF

4

CB

Trad Clingy Cat GF

5

RB

Yamato Nakadashi

6

DMF

Sweaty Fox Pits

7

CMF

Rapist Elf

8

CMF

Is coffee good for you?

9

AMF

Explosive Dog

10

SS

Pink Archive

11

SS

19 Eligma

No.

Position

Player

12

GK

I'll take responsibility.

13

LB

CORPSE

14

LB

Hiniature

15

LB

Smelly NEET

16

CB

>17 years old

17

CB

SHE FUCKING SHOT ME

18

RB

Your what?

19

RB

DESUWA

20

RB

Adults... bad

21

DMF

Ako fan on /bag/

22

DMF

Here's your rate up student, bro

23

DMF

Drunk Stoat

Music

Main Themes	Goalhorns	Chants
Team Anthem: Theme 11 - Connected Sky (REMIX) File:TeamAnthemConnectedSkyRemix.ogg Victory Anthem: Theme 152 - Aoharu Band Arrange File:VictoryAnthemAoharuBandArrange.ogg Goal Theme: Theme 133 - Goal Wo Nerae! File:GoalThemeGoalWoNerae.ogg	Own Goal: Theme 7 - Unwelcome School File:GoalUnwelcomeSchool.ogg 19 Eligma: Theme 11 - Connected Sky (REMIX 2) File:GoalConnectedSkyRemix.ogg Explosive Dog: Theme 131 - Shooting Athletes File:GoalShootingAthletes.ogg Hatsune Miku: Mikumikuni File:GoalMikumikuni.ogg Adults... bad: Theme 113 - Usagi Flap File:GoalUsagiFlap.ogg Uwu: Theme 85 - Library of Omen File:GoalLibraryOfOmen.ogg Coom in Doom (hat trick): Theme 172 File:GoalTheme172.ogg SHE FUCKING SHOT ME: Theme 119 - Blood Stained Faith File:GoalBloodStainedFaith.ogg	Atsui File:ChantAtsui.ogg Hifumi Daisuki File:ChantHifumiDaisuki.ogg Hiyee File:ChantHiyee.ogg Kufufu~ File:ChantKufufu.ogg Shuwabababa File:ChantShuwabababa.ogg Wappi File:ChantWappi.ogg

History

>get picked by the rigging wheel
>get 90+'d
>get destroyed by HUGE chibis
>win when it doesn't matter

Guh phew, that was a nice divegrass league.

Matches

Competition	Stage	Opponent	Result	Scorers	Date
/ag/ League 7	Group Stage	/vh/	4 – 5 L	8' 19 Eligma 48' 19 Eligma ' (Coom in Doom) 52' Coom in Doom ' (Rapist Elf) 74' Rapist Elf ' (Explosive Dog)	26 August, 2023
		/bomber/	0 – 3 L		1 September, 2023
		/gsc/	3 – 2 L	48' Explosive Dog ' (Is coffee good for you?) 55' Coom in Doom 90' Explosive Dog ' (Rapist Elf)	2 September, 2023

Player Statistics

Player (Striker)	Goals	Assists
Coom in Doom	2	1
Explosive Dog	2	1
19 Eligma	2	0
Rapist Elf	1	2
Is coffee good for you?	0	1

Player (Goalkeeper)	Saves
I'll take responsibility.	3
Useless Mascot	2

Player	MVPs
Explosive Dog	1

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-{{sq player |no=17 |pos=CB  |ptype=5 |name=[[File:TeamIconHiyori.png|40px]] {{tt|Hatsune Miku|Hiyori}}}}
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-{{sq player |no=18 |pos=RB  |ptype=5 |name=[[File:TeamIconSakurako.png|40px]] {{tt|Uwu|Sakurako}}}}
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-{{sq player |no=19 |pos=RB |ptype=5 |name=[[File:TeamIconAzusa.png|40px]] {{tt|VANILLA VITAMINS|Azusa}}}}
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 {{sq end}}

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