/pakeji/ roster

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Starters

Number	Position	Image	Name	Description
1	GK		Useless Mascot	"But you are useless in battle, Sensei. You do not have any equipment and you only have one HP." Hearing these words from your daughter would terrify most people, but for Sensei it's just another day at work. Disregarding his questionable performance, he tries his best to protect the goal - and even if everything goes wrong, at least he fulfilled his purpose of being an eye candy to other players.
2	LB		RARE HARE	Hare's physique may not be the best, but she decided to follow Chihiro and play some football. Whether it was to improve her health or make secret pictures of Sensei is up to a debate, but one thing is clear - the club's budget would be spent on massive amount of Youkai MAX if she had access to it.
3	CB		SHE FUCKING SHOT ME	Even if she's often mistaken for a certain clueless child terrorist, Sumire couldn't miss her chance of playing in a national sports team. While her teammates might be scared of her due to the rigorous training she's putting them through, she has only good intentions and wants to lead her Trainer to victory.
4	CB		>17 years old	Kanna, who is somehow still underage despite looking like an adult, decided to join the team in order to uphold the virtues of Public Security Bureau. The opponent strikers tremble in fright as the "Feral Hound" holds the defensive backline.
5	RB		Yamato Nakadashi	Mimori didn't bother hiding her true intentions when joining the team - she wanted to stay close to Sensei and give him as many Oxytocin boosts as possible. After all, good brides should support their husbands no matter what they do.
6	DMF		CORPSE	Being one of the two medical proffesionals in the whole club, Sena takes care to make sure that everyone can play without any injuries. Forcing Sensei to do his post-game stretches is one of her many duties.
7	CMF		Rapist Elf	"I always have time for Chinatsu." "Putting it that way, we almost sound like a married couple." "Anything for you, Chinatsu!" After hearing such unfair words, this lovestruck maiden would follow her Sensei anywhere - even to a football field.
8	CMF		Is coffee good for you?	After getting embarrassed over "gaining extra pounds from her irregular work schedule" by Utaha, Chihiro decided to get in shape by playing in the team. The "Goddess of Veritas" will make sure to exploit every backdoor in the enemy's formation.
9	AMF		Explosive Dog	Hibiki was a victim of an unfortunate management accident, where instead of cheering, she was assigned to playing for the team. Despite her dislike of being watched by so many people, she doesn't mind as much - after all, it lets her follow her Sensei.
10	SS		Coom in Doom	The Fox of Doom sacrificed her foresight abilities in return for increased football skills. The EoS is looming on the horizon, yes - but this time, it's the enemy team that has to worry about it.
11	SS		19 Eligma	The captain of the team, Arona, decided to lead it after realizing that she can sell more Pyroxene if she advertises the game on a big stadium. Whether or not she's been successful with her plan is yet to be seen.

Substitutes

Number	Position	Image	Name	Description
12	GK		I'll take responsibility.	It is teacher's duty to help, guide and protect his students. Risen from the grave, Phrenapates will not repeat the past - instead, he will try his hardest to make a happy future for the team.
13	LB		Sweaty Fox Pits	Working on new ways to make Hyakkiyako's tourism industry more attractive, Kaho's decided to market it to all students watching at the stadium. For some reason, people often compare her to Kanna and Ako.
14	LB		Hiniature	Vowing to never let Sensei get hurt again, despite her busy schedule Hina decided to join the team as a defender to intercept all potential attacks.
15	LB		Smelly NEET	Why is an out-of-shape introvert playing on the field? I don't know, and neither does she. However, due to her extensive librarian knowledge, the team got to know many football tactics.
16	CB		Your what?	"Go forth with faith and honor in your heart! Medicine knows no borders!" With a similar enthusiasm, Mine gives her all for the team when pushing it towards victory.
17	CB		Hatsune Miku	Despite her constant BWEEEEHs and terrible self-image, Hiyori stands tall at the defense line - all to earn some money and buy more fashion magazines.
18	RB		Uwu	Does "Wappi~" stand for "World Peace" or is it just a nonsensical word? Is "Uwu" inherently linked to the furfag community? What about "Baiii", is it any better? Perhaps these questions will never be answered, but Sakurako doesn't care; she's here to make herself more approachable.
19	RB		VANILLA VITAMINS	Vanitas Vanitatum, et Omnia Vanitas. Even if everything is in vain, Azusa will still try her best to provide her team a chance to win.
20	RB		Adults... bad	After growing out of her "we hate adults like you the most" phase which she adopted from her seniors, Miyako chose to show her sincerity by following and supporting Sensei on the field. She tries her hardest in every game, as if to show others how strong rabbits can be.
21	DMF		Ako fan on /bag/	Where Hina goes, there follows Ako. Despite many debates on the value of Zinger boxes, she is here for the moral support - her 58 vocal fans cheer the team on every time she appears on the pitch.
22	DMF		Here's your rate up student, bro	Endless vigour, sensitivity amplification, olfactory reinforcement, accelerated bodily fluid production, ejactionalion volume enhancement, fertility booster, C-T lyase enzyme production heightened, hidrosis maximized, acetabulum reinforced, lactate production nullified, libido induced, doors locked, windows shut, distractions eliminated, padlock undone, all restraints lifted... All sensei is SEGGS, NANODA!
23	DMF		Cracked Egg	Due to her almost paranormal invisibility, Miyu decided to join Miyako in order to show others the might of SRT. Her ghost-like presense is both a blessing and a curse, as not even her teammates can see her passes a lot of the time.

Roster History

/ag/ League 7

No. Position Player 1 GK Useless Mascot 2 LB RARE HARE 3 CB SHE FUCKING SHOT ME 4 CB >17 years old 5 RB Yamato Nakadashi 6 DMF CORPSE 7 CMF Rapist Elf 8 CMF Is coffee good for you? 9 AMF Explosive Dog 10 SS Coom in Doom 11 SS 19 Eligma

No. Position Player 12 GK I'll take responsibility. 13 LB Sweaty Fox Pits 14 LB Hiniature 15 LB Smelly NEET 16 CB Your what? 17 CB Hatsune Miku 18 RB Uwu 19 RB VANILLA VITAMINS 20 RB Adults... bad 21 DMF Ako fan on /bag/ 22 DMF Here's your rate up student, bro 23 DMF Cracked Egg

/ag/ League 7

No. Position Player 1 GK Useless Mascot 2 LB RARE HARE 3 CB SHE FUCKING SHOT ME 4 CB >17 years old 5 RB Yamato Nakadashi 6 DMF CORPSE 7 CMF Rapist Elf 8 CMF Is coffee good for you? 9 AMF Explosive Dog 10 SS Coom in Doom 11 SS 19 Eligma

No. Position Player 12 GK I'll take responsibility. 13 LB Sweaty Fox Pits 14 LB Hiniature 15 LB Smelly NEET 16 CB Your what? 17 CB Hatsune Miku 18 RB Uwu 19 RB VANILLA VITAMINS 20 RB Adults... bad 21 DMF Ako fan on /bag/ 22 DMF Here's your rate up student, bro 23 DMF Cracked Egg