/pd/

/pd/
WHO THE HELL ARE THESE GUYS? EX-MILITARY?!
/pd/ - Payday: The Heist
Founded October 18, 2011 Manager Almir Listo Owner Starbreeze IRL manager TDC !!YrW8SgIygzO Team colors Chat color 108227 Muhnee Green Top scorer () Top assister () Captain I NEED A MEDIC BAG Website /pd/ - Payday: The Heist Nickname The Payday Gang
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 0 1 1 2 0%
GF GA GD 5 6 -1
Biggest win TBD  –  TBD Biggest defeat /pd/  2–3  /p4au/ February 17, 2024 First match /pd/  2–3  /p4au/ February 17, 2024
Team music
Anthem Nebula Data Error Goal horn No Rest For The Wicked
Kits

Not to be confused with that other suspiciously similar team from a decade ago.

Heisters

No. Position Player GK THE FUCKING WALL CB The Saddle CB The Thermal Drill LB ;) RB PISS SHIT CUM CMF In a Pickle AMF donacdum AMF Stay Off The Dancefloor SS Kike On Wheels CF Simon Viklund CF I NEED A MEDIC BAG

No. Position Player CB Bag Throwing Simulator CB Wi-Fi Circle CB Stealth Grenade CB >the absolute state of Payday 3 LB YOU WAN MUHNEE? LB KNEEL BEFORE THE DUKE RB >dublin police dept. RB VLAD IS AN ALIEN SS i put sode SS The Diamond. SS Bain SS IT'S PAYDAY FELLAS

Music

Anthems	Goalhorns	Player Goalhorns	Victory
Group Stage Nebula Data Error Knockouts Master Plan	First Goal of the Game No Rest For The Wicked Generic Goalhorn Cryptoshot Own Goal Nightclub Sabotaged	I NEED A MEDIC BAG Gun Metal Grey Gun Metal Grey 2015 medic bag (i need it) Simon Viklund I Will Give You My All Razormind Wolf Home Invasion Home Invasion 2016 donacdum Donacdum In a Pickle death wish beta (real)	Victory Break The Rules

Heists

Competition	Stage	Opponent	Result	Scorers	Date
Lan Party	Group A	/p4au/	2-3 L	I NEED A MEDIC BAG  24', 83'	February 17, 2024
		/DRG/	3-3 D	Stay Off The Dancefloor  9' I NEED A MEDIC BAG  61', 67'	February 18, 2024
		/100oj/			February 24, 2024

FBI Files

Goals & Assists

Player	Goals	Assists
I NEED A MEDIC BAG	4	1⠀
Stay Off The Dancefloor	1	1
Kike On Wheels	0	2

Saves

Player	Saves
THE FUCKING WALL	5