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/spess/
What's Our Heading? Who Cares!
/spess/ - Spacemen
Founded 12th August 2024 Manager N/A (we don't know) Owner N/A (space pirates) IRL manager Mantis PossumT !!jPvacTJAMhh Totally Not Foster Team colors Chat color DD1111 Klaxon Red Top scorer Thomasformer, I WILL SET THE SEAS ABLAZE (1) Top assister N/A (N/A) Captain Eggman, Literally Me, Clown (as Captain) Website /spess/ - Spacemen Nickname Space Assholes
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 0 0 2 2 0%
GF GA GD 2 7 -5
Biggest win /spess/  ?–?  /?/ 2024, TBC Biggest defeat /spess/  0–4  /aniplex/ 2024, August 24th First match /sfmc/  3–2  /spess/ 2024, August 23rd
Team music
Anthem Elton John - Rocket Man Goal horn Red Elvises - Rocket Man
Kits

The crews of  /egg/,  /hsrg/, and  /ss13g/ crammed into one vessel and launched on a heading into outer space.
Hopefully this doesn't end the way we all know it will.

Roster

We're all indecisive so we don't actually know who's running the ship, so the host team shall rotate in order each match

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No. Position Player 1   GK Eggman 2   CB EARLY ACCESS SANDBOX GAME 3   CB Boiling Water 4   CB aeiou 5   DMF The Chad Stormworks Player 6   CMF >Physician 19   LMF Chaos Engine 20   AMF Thomasformer 22   RMF Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons 21   SS Mechanically Engineered Autism 23   CF CLANG

No. Position Player 7   GK Square-chan 8   LB >Structural Integrity 9   CB Icarus 10   CB Jebediah Kerman 11   CB SPIDERTRON 12   RB FAILURE 13   DMF BLUE, HURT 14   DMF Satisfactory 15   CMF Godforsaken Astronaut 16   CMF Anataeus Vaya 17   LMF Turrents 18   RMF DAKKA

 /hsrg/

No. Position Player   GK GODpard   LB AYÚDEME, SEÑOR SVAROG   CB Hmph!   CB Retard 7th   RB Kuru Kuru~   DMF TOTAL GRAVITATIONAL DISINTEGRATION   CMF Sparkle "See a Sigger Pull the Trigger" Hanabi   SS I WEEP FOR THE RETARDED   SS E6 Qingque >   SS Literally Me   CF I WILL SET THE SEAS ABLAZE

No. Position Player   GK My Sigga   LB Mommy Kafka   LB Pom-Pom   CB Luochud   CB TopASS   CB Fofo   RB SEX ALARM   RB SCAMpo   DMF You WILL Build Super Brick   DMF Silver Whore   DMF Trash Queen   DMF BEGONE, KING

 /ss13g/

No. Position Player 2 GK AI LAW 2 21 CB CARGONIA 3 CB Sillycons 9 RB Fluoride 81 CMF Woody's Got Wood 8 CMF WARDEN OUT OF BRIG 11 LMF READY UP FOR FUN 50 AMF Shitcurity 44 SS OH SHIT ITS LOOSE 13 RWF BWOINK 10 CF Clown (as Captain)

No. Position Player 7 GK Tool Storage Gone 52 CB scrungularity 69 CB ERP in Dorms 66 CB ZAS'd 23 LB DAT FUKKEN DISK 5 LB Spare Rusher 17 RB Chloral 14 CMF GAS THE VOX 23 CMF ICK OCK 40 SS Ian 90 SS obsgang 1 SS Pomf

Match History

Competition	Date	Opponent	Result	Scorers
/vg/ League RTTC 3	2024, August 23rd	/sfmc/	2 - 3	Thomasformer  30', I WILL SET THE SEAS ABLAZE  71'
	2024, August 24th	/aniplex/	0 - 4	good lord

Exports

 /spess/

• Audio Export: Has /hsrg/'s stuff so I won't be killed :) - Mantis

 /egg/

• Tactical Export: This 'works' as in it runs
• Aesthetics Export: I can only assume this works

 /hsrg/

• Tactical Export: Surely it'll work this time
• Aesthetics Export: Lifted from the historically fixed exports drive

 /ss13g/

• Tactical Export: Our best export to date
• Aesthetics Export: I can never tell if it works or not