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| Swept in 5 || The common trash talk in the playoffs, your team isn't going to be swept in 4 games, they're going to be swept in '''''5'''''. | | Swept in 5 || The common trash talk in the playoffs, your team isn't going to be swept in 4 games, they're going to be swept in '''''5'''''. | ||
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| | | Is Cliff Paul real? || Identical twins separated at birth Chris and Cliff Paul went on to have different careers, one became an one-and-done super star and the other one went on to be a successful State Farm agent. | ||
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| /vc/ || Vinsanity, Half-Man Half-Amazing this defender can style on your strikers, especially if they're named Frédéric Weis. | | /vc/ || Vinsanity, Half-Man Half-Amazing this defender can style on your strikers, especially if they're named Frédéric Weis. | ||
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| Splash Brothers || The duo of Klay Thompson and Steph Curry have been combined into one blooting machine. | | Splash Brothers || The duo of Klay Thompson and Steph Curry have been combined into one blooting machine. | ||
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| Jimmy G. Buckets || The G stands for GETS. | | Jimmy G. Buckets || The G stands for GETS. | ||
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/nba/ is the representative for all the apehoop/floorsqueak/jiggaboojam fans out there, aspiring to make it into the Fake Teamb Owl 3.
Roster
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| Player | >de scription |
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| Uncle Drew | A total veteran, he gets buckets. He can smell when strikers turned young blood. |
| Kawaii Leonard | Nigga, that's kawaii. |
| >craptors | >meme teams |
| TYBD | THANK YOU BASED DENG |
| LeCramp | Can only work if there's air conditioning in the stadium. |
| Meme Player | Fear the Beard |
| Silverball | Forget about Vince McMahon or the 4chan cup commitee. Adam Silver and his predecessor David Stern are the masters at rigging events. |
| Is John Wall elite? | Yes, no, maybe. Ask again later. |
| Z-Bo | So under rated he didn't make it to medal status. |
| Hot Sauce | Korver Brand Hot Sauce |
| Swept in 5 | The common trash talk in the playoffs, your team isn't going to be swept in 4 games, they're going to be swept in 5. |
| Is Cliff Paul real? | Identical twins separated at birth Chris and Cliff Paul went on to have different careers, one became an one-and-done super star and the other one went on to be a successful State Farm agent. |
| /vc/ | Vinsanity, Half-Man Half-Amazing this defender can style on your strikers, especially if they're named Frédéric Weis. |
| >shaw | >shaw |
| Wade County | This thread now belongs to Wade County |
| >ball | >ball |
| Splash Brothers | The duo of Klay Thompson and Steph Curry have been combined into one blooting machine. |
| Wet Ass Jumper | |
| Jimmy G. Buckets | The G stands for GETS. |
| Westbrick | The definition of anti clutch, Russell Westbrook also doesn't look human at all. >Dentbrook |
| One-Legged Fadeaway | Goalkeepers don't stand a chance against Dirk's wet ass lobs. |
| Sir Charles | The round mound of rebound's hot takes on any subject are the only ones worthy of consideration. |
| Practice | I mean, listen, we're talking about practice, not a game, not a game, not a game, we talking about practice. Not a game. Not, not … Not the game that I go out there and die for and play every game like it's my last. Not the game, but we're talking about practice, man. |
Music section
- Anthem: NBA on NBC theme
- Goalhorn: Dunkrude - Slamstorm
- Westrbick's alt horn: FUUUCK KEVIN DURAAAAAANT
- Sir Charles' alt horn: I May Be Wrong (But I Doubt It)
- One-Legged Fadeaway's althorn: Run DMC - Can't be Stopped
- Practice's althorn: Press Hop