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{{sq player |no=73 |pos=LB |name={{tt|Pete Evans|What the fuck is an activated almond? Homemade coconut? Cultured vegies? /fit/ doesn't even know what the fuck you're on about.}}}}
{{sq player |no=73 |pos=LB |name={{tt|Pete Evans|What the fuck is an activated almond? Homemade coconut? Cultured vegies? /fit/ doesn't even know what the fuck you're on about.}}}}
{{sq player |no=67 |pos=CB |name={{tt|Harold Holt|He just went for a dip in the Portsea waters and never returned...}}}}
{{sq player |no=67 |pos=CB |name={{tt|Harold Holt|He just went for a dip in the Portsea waters and never returned...}}}}
{{sq player |no=6 |pos=CB |name={{tt|Cork Hat|What's the purpose of the corks? Some say it's to attract sheilas. Some say it can scare those solicitors, or get you a free tinny. No, all it does it keep the flies away.}}}}
{{sq player |no=2000 |pos=CB |name={{tt|NOT HAPPY JAN|You didn't put an ad in the Yellow Pages?!}}}}
{{sq player |no=94 |pos=CB |name={{tt|Neel Kolhatkar|GIVE US YA MONEY CUNT}}}}
{{sq player |no=ice |pos=CB |name={{tt|Noice|Noice Noice Noice Noice Noice}}}}
{{sq player |no=2 |pos=RB |name={{tt|High Fire Danger Rating|It's the second-lowest rating, don't worry mate. Fire up the barbie and call me when it's Catastrophic}}}}
{{sq player |no=2 |pos=RB |name={{tt|High Fire Danger Rating|It's the second-lowest rating, don't worry mate. Fire up the barbie and call me when it's Catastrophic}}}}
{{sq player |no=80 |pos=DMF |name={{tt|Dingo Ate My Baby|In 1980, Azaria Chamberlain went missing near Uluru. It took until 2012 for it to actually be determined that the dingoes really did get her, but not before The Simpsons, Seinfeld and Frasier made their jokes about it.}}}}
{{sq player |no=80 |pos=DMF |name={{tt|Dingo Ate My Baby|In 1980, Azaria Chamberlain went missing near Uluru. It took until 2012 for it to actually be determined that the dingoes really did get her, but not before The Simpsons, Seinfeld and Frasier made their jokes about it.}}}}
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{{sq player |no=21 |pos=CMF |name={{tt|FilthyFrank|He's part Australian, that counts r-right?}}}}
{{sq player |no=21 |pos=CMF |name={{tt|FilthyFrank|He's part Australian, that counts r-right?}}}}
{{sq player |no=75 |pos=AMF |name={{tt|A.O. Neville|He was a good Chief Protector he didn't no nothing. On a side note, don't watch Rabbit Proof Fence and don't read No Sugar}}}}
{{sq player |no=75 |pos=AMF |name={{tt|A.O. Neville|He was a good Chief Protector he didn't no nothing. On a side note, don't watch Rabbit Proof Fence and don't read No Sugar}}}}
{{sq player |no=96 |pos=AMF |name={{tt|Frankston Pissers|There's nothing that shouts good night out than you and your girlfriends pissing on the ground at a family relationship centre}}}}
{{sq player |no=06 |pos=CF |name={{tt|Crikey|;_;7}}}}
{{sq end}}
 
===/aus/ reserves===
 
{{sq start}}
{{sq start player |no=W |pos=GK |name={{tt|Gina Rinehart|She has proven herself to be a worthy reserve keeper. She doesn't actually do any keeping though, she just puts piles of money in the goalmouth.}}}}
{{sq start player |no=H |pos=LB |name={{tt|Fucked Timezones|Okay, it's daylight savings Start in NSW. Go north into Queensland and turn your watch back an hour. Now, go west and, depending on which state you enter, you'll either turn your watch back a half-hour, or forward a half-hour. Wait, what?}}}}
{{sq start player |no=O |pos=CB |name={{tt|/gong/|WOLLONGONG PRIDE WORLDWIDE}}}}
{{sq start player |no=G |pos=CB |name={{tt|Cork Hat|What's the purpose of the corks? Some say it's to attract sheilas. Some say it can scare those solicitors, or get you a free tinny. No, all it does it keep the flies away.}}}}
{{sq start player |no=I |pos=RB |name={{tt|Skippy|*chk chk chk* What's that, Skip? Dusty got out of the cupboard?}}}}
{{sq start player |no=V |pos=CMF |name={{tt|Whirling Derfish|Hey, remember that episode of Round the Twist where Bronson swallowed a fish and his penis turned into a propeller, making him the greatest swimmer ever?}}}}
{{sq start player |no=E |pos=CMF |name={{tt|Booting|The tough-but-fair punishment given to delinquents who mess with Australia, and one of the country's proudest traditions. Those who disparage the boot will be given the boot.}}}}
{{sq silver player |no=S |pos=AMF |name={{tt|Boxing Kangaroo|The GOAT sporting flag}}}}
{{sq silver player |no=A |pos=CF |name={{tt|Upside Down|(^: oɐɯl ʎʎɐ}}}}
{{sq gold player |no=F |pos=CF |name={{tt|Tracy Grimshaw|Good evening, and welcome to A Current Affair. Tonight, we meet up with the 4chan Cup's worst commissioner...}}}}
{{sq gold player |no=L |pos=SS |name={{tt|Slip Slop Slap|Slip on a T-shirt, slop on some sunscreen, slap on a hat, and slurp some semen when the divegrass begins}}}}
{{sq mid}}
{{sq player |no=Y |pos=GK |name={{tt|Coon Cheese|Wait, that's what they call it?}}}}
{{sq player |no=I |pos=GK |name={{tt|NBN|Australia's Internet speed is laughable. I'm not kidding, try playing on an Australian server, it is hell. Don't worry, the NBN will fix that}}}}
{{sq player |no=N |pos=LB |name={{tt|Golden Gaytime|It's hard to have a Gaytime on your own!}}}}
{{sq player |no=G |pos=CB |name={{tt|Just!|The illustrious tales of Andy Griffiths, a boy who went through many adventures. Such timeless classics include going to his sister's birthday party dressed as a gorilla, almost drowning in a sealed shower, and teaming up with his rubber ducky to avoid those two turds he shit out in the bath.}}}}
{{sq player |no=F |pos=CB |name={{tt|Neel Kolhatkar|GIVE US YA MONEY CUNT}}}}
{{sq player |no=U |pos=RB |name={{tt|Lubemobile|DATS FURDEEN FURDY FURDY-DOO}}}}
{{sq player |no=C |pos=DMF |name={{tt|Copycat from Ballarat|Went to school and got the strap}}}}
{{sq player |no=K |pos=CMF |name={{tt|The Project|FEATURING THE COMEDY GOLD INTERVIEW COMMENTS OF DAVE HU- never mind he quit...}}}}
{{sq player |no=T |pos=AMF |name={{tt|Frankston Pissers|There's nothing that shouts good night out than you and your girlfriends pissing on the ground at a family relationship centre}}}}
{{sq player |no=B |pos=AMF |name={{tt|Finger up the Bum|This is not a legitimate tactic to put off your rugby opponents, but it does work when you're a Chilean divegrass player}}}}
{{sq player |no=Q |pos=CF |name={{tt|iSnack 2.0|The cheesy, younger brother of Vegemite who we shall never speak about.}}}}
{{sq player |no=H |pos=CF |name={{tt|Gum Trees|You might want to be careful when walking under them. Drop bear deaths have increased exponentially.}}}}
{{sq end}}
{{sq end}}

Revision as of 10:36, 5 September 2015

I'm not the original pixel kitfag, I got bored in /4ccg/ one day and made some kits (See /gd/ for instance).

Visit the Kits page if you give a shit.

/aus/

Will never be a real team or a fake team.

/aus/
Get fucked, get absolutely fucked.
[[File:{{#rreplace:aus|}} logo.png|250px]]
/aus/ - Australia
Founded January 26, 1788
Manager Ange Postecoglou
Owner Bob Hawke
IRL Manager Underarm Deliveries Inc.
Team colors
Ranking >implying
Highest rank 1 (Every day of the fuckin' year)
Lowest rank >implying (>Australia >not first)
Top scorer >implying (>implying)
Top assister >implying (>implying)
Captain GAJ
Website /aus/ - Australia
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY
1788 0 1 1789 99.94%
Biggest win
/Australia/ File:Australia icon.png 31–0 File:American Samoa icon.png /American Samoa/
11 April, 2001
Biggest defeat
/Italy/ File:Italy icon.png 1–0 File:Australia icon.png /Australia/
26 June, 2006
First match
/Australia/ File:Australia icon.png 10–0 File:New Zealand icon.png /New Zealand/
1924 or something
Meta information
HEX color FCD116 - Aussie Aussie Aussie Yellow
Anthem Waltzing Matilda
Goal Horn Up There, Cazaly!
Alternate Goal Horn Ciggy Butt Brain Remix (when Ciggy Butt Brain scores)
Alternate Goal Horn The Mighty Gold Coast Suns (when GAJ scores)
Alternate Goal Horn I Am Australian (when /aus/ wins)
Alternate Goal Horn Round the Twist Theme (when /aus/ wins by four or more goals)
Nickname Cunts, Socceroos, Mates


No. Position Player
100
  GK
Fuck Off We're Full
32
  LB
Emu War
69
  CB
Tassie Incest
00
  CB
Cucktoria
63
  RB
63*
22
  CMF
Vegemite
83
  DMF
MCG SO BIG LEL
3
  AMF
Redback Spider
14
  CF
Ciggy Butt Brain
9
  SS
GAJ Captain
57
  SS
Based Tone
No. Position Player
98
  GK
QANTAS Choir
42
  GK
Boiling Seatbelt
73
  LB
Pete Evans
67
  CB
Harold Holt
2000
  CB
NOT HAPPY JAN
ice
  CB
Noice
2
  RB
High Fire Danger Rating
80
  DMF
Dingo Ate My Baby
37
  CMF
Adam Goodes
21
  CMF
FilthyFrank
75
  AMF
A.O. Neville
06
  CF
Crikey

/aus/ reserves

No. Position Player
W
  GK
Gina Rinehart
H
  LB
Fucked Timezones
O
  CB
/gong/
G
  CB
Cork Hat
I
  RB
Skippy
V
  CMF
Whirling Derfish
E
  CMF
Booting
S
  AMF
Boxing Kangaroo
A
  CF
Upside Down
F
  CF
Tracy Grimshaw
L
  SS
Slip Slop Slap
No. Position Player
Y
  GK
Coon Cheese
I
  GK
NBN
N
  LB
Golden Gaytime
G
  CB
Just!
F
  CB
Neel Kolhatkar
U
  RB
Lubemobile
C
  DMF
Copycat from Ballarat
K
  CMF
The Project
T
  AMF
Frankston Pissers
B
  AMF
Finger up the Bum
Q
  CF
iSnack 2.0
H
  CF
Gum Trees
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