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{{BoardInfobox3GH
|team= aus
|team= aus
|motto= Get fucked, get absolutely fucked.
|motto= Get fucked, get absolutely [[User:Kitfag/What is Test Pony|cucked]].
|name= Australia
|name= Australia
|date= January 26, 1788
|date= January 26, 1788
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{{sq start player |no=32 |pos=LB |name={{tt|Emu War|A dark time in Australian history, within the battlefields of Campion in 1932. We had to cede land to those cunts so we gave them the northern half of WA and said that they officially seceded :^)}}}}
{{sq start player |no=32 |pos=LB |name={{tt|Emu War|A dark time in Australian history, within the battlefields of Campion in 1932. We had to cede land to those cunts so we gave them the northern half of WA and said that they officially seceded :^)}}}}
{{sq start player |no=69 |pos=CB |name={{tt|Tassie Incest|It's a well established fact that everyone on the island of Tasmania is related and that incest is rampant. This is why they're all two-headed.}}}}
{{sq start player |no=69 |pos=CB |name={{tt|Tassie Incest|It's a well established fact that everyone on the island of Tasmania is related and that incest is rampant. This is why they're all two-headed.}}}}
{{sq start player |no=00 |pos=CB |name={{tt|Cucktoria|Apparently, this SJW-infested Liberal/Green cuckhole is home to the most livable city in the world. Yeah, maybe if you're a cuck.}}}}
{{sq start player |no=00 |pos=CB |name={{tt|Worst Cuckstralia|Did you really think that this shithole state could win a premiership against the mighty fighting Hawks? kek. KEK. K E K. Cucktoriafag BLOWN THE FUCK OUT}}}}
{{sq start player |no=63 |pos=RB |name={{tt|63*|RIP Phil Hughes 1988-2014 - Forever 63 not out ;_;7}}}}
{{sq start player |no=63 |pos=RB |name={{tt|63*|RIP Phil Hughes 1988-2014 - Forever 63 not out ;_;7}}}}
{{sq start player |no=22 |pos=CMF |name={{tt|Vegemite|You pussies can't handle a tiny teaspoon? I slather that shit on my fucking toast.}}}}
{{sq start player |no=22 |pos=CMF |name={{tt|Vegemite|You pussies can't handle a tiny teaspoon? I slather that shit on my fucking toast.}}}}
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{{sq silver player |no=14 |pos=CF |name={{tt|Ciggy Butt Brain|Damo's sick of having his lighter nicked by Darren, so now he plays wogball}}}}
{{sq silver player |no=14 |pos=CF |name={{tt|Ciggy Butt Brain|Damo's sick of having his lighter nicked by Darren, so now he plays wogball}}}}
{{sq gold player |no=9 |pos=SS |name={{tt|GAJ|The GOAT of footy has changed codes now that he's never going to win another Brownlow (or a hip lel)}} {{Captain}}}}
{{sq gold player |no=9 |pos=SS |name={{tt|GAJ|The GOAT of footy has changed codes now that he's never going to win another Brownlow (or a hip lel)}} {{Captain}}}}
{{sq gold player |no=57 |pos=SS |name={{tt|Based Tone|THANK YOU BASED TONE FOR STOPPING THE BOATS. LABOR BTFO}}}}
{{sq gold player |no=57 |pos=SS |name={{tt|RIP Tone|He could stop the boats, but there was one thing Tone couldn't stop: A leadership spill. The white-haired Turnbull is in. Goodbye Tone.}}}}
{{sq mid}}
{{sq mid}}
{{sq player |no=98 |pos=GK |name={{tt|QANTAS Choir|Implying these ads weren't the most based shit in the world}}}}
{{sq player |no=98 |pos=GK |name={{tt|QANTAS Choir|Implying these ads weren't the most based shit in the world}}}}
{{sq player |no=42 |pos=GK |name={{tt|Boiling Seatbelt|You want to go for a drive mate? Hi, I'm the seatbelt buckle, and FUCK YOU is my middle name}}}}
{{sq player |no=42 |pos=GK |name={{tt|Boiling Seatbelt|You want to go for a drive mate? Hi, I'm the seatbelt buckle, and FUCK YOU is my middle name}}}}
{{sq player |no=73 |pos=LB |name={{tt|Pete Evans|What the fuck is an activated almond? Homemade coconut? Cultured vegies? /fit/ doesn't even know what the fuck you're on about.}}}}
{{sq player |no=73 |pos=LB |name={{tt|Sam the Koala|Stuck in the fires in Mirboo North, a firefighter fed this young drop bear some water and it became an Internet sensation. He was taken from us too soon. Fuck you, urogenital chlamydiosis. ;_;7}}}}
{{sq player |no=67 |pos=CB |name={{tt|Harold Holt|He just went for a dip in the Portsea waters and never returned...}}}}
{{sq player |no=67 |pos=CB |name={{tt|Harold Holt|He just went for a dip in the Portsea waters and never returned...}}}}
{{sq player |no=2000 |pos=CB |name={{tt|NOT HAPPY JAN|You didn't put an ad in the Yellow Pages?!}}}}
{{sq player |no=2000 |pos=CB |name={{tt|NOT HAPPY JAN|You didn't put an ad in the Yellow Pages?!}}}}
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{{sq player |no=2 |pos=RB |name={{tt|High Fire Danger Rating|It's the second-lowest rating, don't worry mate. Fire up the barbie and call me when it's Catastrophic}}}}
{{sq player |no=2 |pos=RB |name={{tt|High Fire Danger Rating|It's the second-lowest rating, don't worry mate. Fire up the barbie and call me when it's Catastrophic}}}}
{{sq player |no=80 |pos=DMF |name={{tt|Dingo Ate My Baby|In 1980, Azaria Chamberlain went missing near Uluru. It took until 2012 for it to actually be determined that the dingoes really did get her, but not before The Simpsons, Seinfeld and Frasier made their jokes about it.}}}}
{{sq player |no=80 |pos=DMF |name={{tt|Dingo Ate My Baby|In 1980, Azaria Chamberlain went missing near Uluru. It took until 2012 for it to actually be determined that the dingoes really did get her, but not before The Simpsons, Seinfeld and Frasier made their jokes about it.}}}}
{{sq player |no=37 |pos=CMF |name={{tt|Adam Goodes|You're not allowed to boo him, it will be construed as racist.}}}}
{{sq player |no=37 |pos=CMF |name={{tt|Dame Edna|HELLOOOOOOO POSSUMS}}}}
{{sq player |no=21 |pos=CMF |name={{tt|FilthyFrank|He's part Australian, that counts r-right?}}}}
{{sq player |no=21 |pos=CMF |name={{tt|HowToBasic|The master of the how-to videos. He has taught me how to cool down my devices, make a delicious Krabby Patty, and even win the FIFA World Cup. The only downside is that my house seems to get really, really messy and covered in egg yolks.}}}}
{{sq player |no=75 |pos=AMF |name={{tt|A.O. Neville|He was a good Chief Protector he didn't no nothing. On a side note, don't watch Rabbit Proof Fence and don't read No Sugar}}}}
{{sq player |no=75 |pos=AMF |name={{tt|Muh Bloods|Lake Oval is no longer. It's now Lakeside Stadium and is property of those Greekshits from South Melbourne. Enjoy your fairweather fans and the waste of money that is Bloody Shanklin.}}}}
{{sq player |no=06 |pos=CF |name={{tt|Crikey|;_;7}}}}
{{sq player |no=06 |pos=CF |name={{tt|Steve Irwin|He died the way he lived...with animals in his heart}}}}
{{sq end}}
{{sq end}}


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{{sq player |no=F |pos=CB |name={{tt|Neel Kolhatkar|GIVE US YA MONEY CUNT}}}}
{{sq player |no=F |pos=CB |name={{tt|Neel Kolhatkar|GIVE US YA MONEY CUNT}}}}
{{sq player |no=U |pos=RB |name={{tt|Lubemobile|DATS FURDEEN FURDY FURDY-DOO}}}}
{{sq player |no=U |pos=RB |name={{tt|Lubemobile|DATS FURDEEN FURDY FURDY-DOO}}}}
{{sq player |no=C |pos=DMF |name={{tt|Copycat from Ballarat|Went to school and got the strap}}}}
{{sq player |no=C |pos=DMF |name={{tt|Ben Hunt|All you had to do was catch the fucking thing. But what did you do? You knocked it on and gave the Cowboys their first NRL premiership. Not that it matter because nobody actually watches the NRL.}}}}
{{sq player |no=K |pos=CMF |name={{tt|The Project|FEATURING THE COMEDY GOLD INTERVIEW COMMENTS OF DAVE HU- never mind he quit...}}}}
{{sq player |no=K |pos=CMF |name={{tt|The Project|FEATURING THE COMEDY GOLD INTERVIEW COMMENTS OF DAVE HU- never mind he quit...}}}}
{{sq player |no=T  |pos=AMF |name={{tt|Frankston Pissers|There's nothing that shouts good night out than you and your girlfriends pissing on the ground at a family relationship centre}}}}
{{sq player |no=T  |pos=AMF |name={{tt|Frankston Pissers|There's nothing that shouts good night out than you and your girlfriends pissing on the ground at a family relationship centre}}}}

Revision as of 16:43, 10 October 2015

I'm not the original pixel kitfag, I got bored in /4ccg/ one day and made some kits (See /gd/ for instance).

Visit the Kits page if you give a shit.

/aus/

Will never be a real team or a fake team.

/aus/
Get fucked, get absolutely cucked.
[[File:{{#rreplace:aus|}} logo.png|250px]]
/aus/ - Australia
Founded January 26, 1788
Manager Ange Postecoglou
Owner Bob Hawke
IRL Manager Underarm Deliveries Inc.
Team colors
Ranking >implying
Highest rank 1 (Every day of the fuckin' year)
Lowest rank >implying (>Australia >not first)
Top scorer >implying (>implying)
Top assister >implying (>implying)
Captain GAJ
Website /aus/ - Australia
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY
1788 0 1 1789 99.94%
Biggest win
/Australia/ File:Australia icon.png 31–0 File:American Samoa icon.png /American Samoa/
11 April, 2001
Biggest defeat
/Italy/ File:Italy icon.png 1–0 File:Australia icon.png /Australia/
26 June, 2006
First match
/Australia/ File:Australia icon.png 10–0 File:New Zealand icon.png /New Zealand/
1924 or something
Meta information
HEX color FCD116 - Aussie Aussie Aussie Yellow
Anthem Waltzing Matilda
Goal Horn Up There, Cazaly!
Alternate Goal Horn Ciggy Butt Brain Remix (when Ciggy Butt Brain scores)
Alternate Goal Horn The Mighty Gold Coast Suns (when GAJ scores)
Alternate Goal Horn I Am Australian (when /aus/ wins)
Alternate Goal Horn Round the Twist Theme (when /aus/ wins by four or more goals)
Nickname Cunts, Socceroos, Mates


No. Position Player
100
  GK
Fuck Off We're Full
32
  LB
Emu War
69
  CB
Tassie Incest
00
  CB
Worst Cuckstralia
63
  RB
63*
22
  CMF
Vegemite
83
  DMF
MCG SO BIG LEL
3
  AMF
Redback Spider
14
  CF
Ciggy Butt Brain
9
  SS
GAJ Captain
57
  SS
RIP Tone
No. Position Player
98
  GK
QANTAS Choir
42
  GK
Boiling Seatbelt
73
  LB
Sam the Koala
67
  CB
Harold Holt
2000
  CB
NOT HAPPY JAN
ice
  CB
Noice
2
  RB
High Fire Danger Rating
80
  DMF
Dingo Ate My Baby
37
  CMF
Dame Edna
21
  CMF
HowToBasic
75
  AMF
Muh Bloods
06
  CF
Steve Irwin

/aus/ reserves

No. Position Player
W
  GK
Gina Rinehart
H
  LB
Fucked Timezones
O
  CB
/gong/
G
  CB
Cork Hat
I
  RB
Skippy
V
  CMF
Whirling Derfish
E
  CMF
Booting
S
  AMF
Boxing Kangaroo
A
  CF
Upside Down
F
  CF
Tracy Grimshaw
L
  SS
Slip Slop Slap
No. Position Player
Y
  GK
Coon Cheese
I
  GK
NBN
N
  LB
Golden Gaytime
G
  CB
Just!
F
  CB
Neel Kolhatkar
U
  RB
Lubemobile
C
  DMF
Ben Hunt
K
  CMF
The Project
T
  AMF
Frankston Pissers
B
  AMF
Finger up the Bum
Q
  CF
iSnack 2.0
H
  CF
Gum Trees
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