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== Roster == | |||
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{{sq start player |no=1 |pos=GK |name={{tt|*BLOCKS IT*|Popular screencap from a case where a Holmes player blocks a dumbbell thrown at his bench.}}}} | |||
{{sq start player |no=88 |pos= |name={{tt|Do you think im imcompetent|<nowiki>"Justice i ahve one question. Do you think im imcompetent?" "Yes."</nowiki>}}}} | |||
{{sq start player |no=3 |pos= |name={{tt|TIMELINES|Need a contradiction but can't find one? Just grill the witness over minute time-based details until they eventually trip up!}}}} | |||
{{sq start player |no=32 |pos= |name={{tt|32 Non-Lethal Stab Wounds|<nowiki>"I would think even a retard would realize they were being stabbed 32 times in the foot"</nowiki>}}}} | |||
{{sq start player |no=5 |pos= |name={{tt|{{Greentext|Greg}}|The man, the myth, the meme. Legendary character known to inflict the curse of massive stupidity as well as a desire to ask bizarre questions and create even more bizarre theories on all who play as him.}}}} | |||
{{sq start player |no=8 |pos= |name={{tt|OPEN AND SHUT|Line said often mockingly by the prosecution to indicate how airtight their case is, sometimes before the trial has even begun}}}} | |||
{{sq start player |no=18 |pos= |name={{tt|I have a theory|When these words are spoken, you know the defense attorney speaking them is going to bring you on a wild ride}}}} | |||
{{sq silver player|no=26 |pos= |name={{tt|WE ARE LAWYER|Screencap from THE Turnabout, in which a <nowiki>"normal"</nowiki> case about Larry Butz trying to prank Satan turns into a Dante's Inferno-esque journey through Hell, Heaven, and Puragatory}}}} | |||
{{sq silver player|no=11 |pos= |name={{tt|THAT CARD|A rare trading card that has become meme evidence, causing pause, then shock in all who hear of it}}}} | |||
{{sq gold player|no=33 |pos= |name={{tt|IT'S ME, AUSTIN|There are some things you just don't do as a witness. One of those things is immediately say that you killed the guy right on the stand for your first testimony.}}}} | |||
{{sq gold player|no=39 |pos= |name={{tt|Asspulls|As most cases are improv in nature, asspulls are the lifeblood of /aog/, being the thing separating the good cases from the great (as well as the god awful if handled wrong)}}}} | |||
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{{sq player |no=29 |pos=GK |name={{tt|THE WALL|When you're 12 contradictions in and the witness still isn't breaking down, you know you've encountered THE WALL}}}} | |||
{{sq player |no=99 |pos=GK |name={{tt|Gloves|A bench's retort to an opposition's cry of fingerprints. Sometimes fingerless, sometimes edible, but always stored in someone's ass ready to be pulled.}}}} | |||
{{sq player |no=0 |pos= |name={{tt|JUST A PRANK, BRO|When all else fails, you can always declare that it was merely a jest, brother}}}} | |||
{{sq player |no=2 |pos= |name={{tt|Great job, Payne|Great job, Payne}}}} | |||
{{sq player |no=14 |pos= |name={{tt|{{Greentext|Sequel Cases}}|Sometimes people try to recapture the magic of a noteworthy case by doing a canonical sequel to it. This almost never works out.}}}} | |||
{{sq player |no=19 |pos= |name={{tt|Circlecliquejerk Conspiracy|The resident boogeyman of /aog/. Sure there's almost no evidence supporting it, BUT THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK, MAN.}}}} | |||
{{sq player |no=11 |pos= |name={{tt|Ear Elephant|Also known as ''irrelevant'', it's the constant cry of a shitty prosecutor trying to impede the defense's progress}}}} | |||
{{sq player |no=6 |pos= |name={{tt|Verdict pls|Usually said by prosecutors hungry for their guilty verdict after the first witness, but also occasionally said by Defense Attorneys after they find a contradiction.}}}} | |||
{{sq player |no=4 |pos= |name={{tt|Bantz|Insults and witty jokes said by the benches to spice up a case. Support role on either side is usually relegated to this.}}}} | |||
{{sq player |no=12 |pos= |name={{tt|Blue Ruby|Meme evidence that, in its original case, was given the picture of a blue gem. The detective insisted it was a ruby of blue hue when questioned about it.}}}} | |||
{{sq player |no=17 |pos= |name={{tt|BURGER GREASE|Prosecution of a case once argued that there were no prints left behind due to burger grease covering the surface.}}}} | |||
{{sq player |no=15 |pos= |name={{tt|WE GIVE UP|Screencap of an Athena player valiantly and dramatically....surrendering immediately.}}}} | |||
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