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[[Image:Mlp_faces.png|1200px]]<br /><br />'''1st row''' - Derpy Hooves, Thanks M.A. Larson!, Panda Ring, Iwanttocumindashie, Jackie Chan Tulpa, Best Pony<br />'''2nd row''' - Crotchtits, Cease &amp; Desist, <span><font color="#789922">&gt;no hooves</font></span>, Liquid Pride, Autism in Equestria, Lyra Plushie<br />'''3rd row''' - Lauren Faust, Tracy, Alicorn Twilight, Cheeselegs, Tara Strong, Fuck Your Marker<br />'''4th row (no custom faces)''' - <span><font color="#789922">&gt;rape</font></span>, The Burdened, Horsefucker, I Don't Get The Appeal, <span><font color="#789922">&gt;muh job</font></span><br /><br />
[[Image:Mlp_faces.png|1200px|Mlp faces.png]]<br /><br />'''1st row''' - Derpy Hooves, Thanks M.A. Larson!, Panda Ring, Iwanttocumindashie, Jackie Chan Tulpa, Best Pony<br />'''2nd row''' - Crotchtits, Cease &amp; Desist, <span><font color="#789922">&gt;no hooves</font></span>, Liquid Pride, Autism in Equestria, Lyra Plushie<br />'''3rd row''' - Lauren Faust, Tracy, Alicorn Twilight, Cheeselegs, Tara Strong, Fuck Your Marker<br />'''4th row (no custom faces)''' - <span><font color="#789922">&gt;rape</font></span>, The Burdened, Horsefucker, I Don't Get The Appeal, <span><font color="#789922">&gt;muh job</font></span><br /><br />




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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" | '''Derpy Hooves'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" | '''Derpy Hooves'''
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[[Image:DerpyHooves.png|200px]]
[[Image:DerpyHooves.png|200px]|DerpyHooves.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" | SAFEST HOOVES. Derpy Hooves is the prized goalie of /mlp/ who can block all kicks no matter how impossible it seems <strike>(see: DA HOOD Penalty Kick from /f/ friendly)</strike> NOW YOU FUCKED UP. Unfortunately, /mlp/'s lackluster defense puts Derpy in a bad position for some oncoming attacks. This star player will not be stepping down anytime soon.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" | SAFEST HOOVES. Derpy Hooves is the prized goalie of /mlp/ who can block all kicks no matter how impossible it seems <strike>(see: DA HOOD Penalty Kick from /f/ friendly)</strike> NOW YOU FUCKED UP. Unfortunately, /mlp/'s lackluster defense puts Derpy in a bad position for some oncoming attacks. This star player will not be stepping down anytime soon.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''Cease And Desist'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''Cease And Desist'''
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[[Image:Ceaseanddesist.png|200px]]
[[Image:Ceaseanddesist.png|200px|Ceaseanddesist.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | Hey you know that totally cool fan project you were waiting on? The one that's been in the works for a year and is nearly ready for release? Seems Hasbro liked it too! So much so that they shut it down.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | Hey you know that totally cool fan project you were waiting on? The one that's been in the works for a year and is nearly ready for release? Seems Hasbro liked it too! So much so that they shut it down.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''The Burdened'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''The Burdened'''
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[[Image:Theburdened.png|100px]]
[[Image:Theburdened.png|100px|Theburdened.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | There's no time to explain. In fact even if there was, I'm not sure you'd understand.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | There's no time to explain. In fact even if there was, I'm not sure you'd understand.
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=== <span id="Centre_Backs" class="mw-headline"> Centre Backs </span> ===
=== Centre Backs ===


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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" | '''Jackie Chan Tulpa'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" | '''Jackie Chan Tulpa'''
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" |
[[Image:JackieChan.jpg|200px]]
[[Image:JackieChan.jpg|200px|JackieChan.jpg]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" | "Guys I made a Twilight Sparkle tulpa but it won't let me talk to girls and it made the rest of the mane six as tulpas and they rape me and want me to make more pony tulpas wat do?" Besides kill yourself? Make a goddamned Jackie Chan Tulpa and have him beat up the pony tulpas. Jackie's always got your back. OOOOOOONNNE MORE THING: TULPAS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY. GOODNIGHT.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" | "Guys I made a Twilight Sparkle tulpa but it won't let me talk to girls and it made the rest of the mane six as tulpas and they rape me and want me to make more pony tulpas wat do?" Besides kill yourself? Make a goddamned Jackie Chan Tulpa and have him beat up the pony tulpas. Jackie's always got your back. OOOOOOONNNE MORE THING: TULPAS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY. GOODNIGHT.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" | adizero f50
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" | adizero f50
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" | '''Autism in Equestria'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" | '''Autism in Equestria'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" |
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" |
[[Image:Anoninequestria.png|200px]]
[[Image:Anoninequestria.png|200px|Anoninequestria.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" | He's not quite sure how he ended up in Equestria, or why every pony he meets wants to sexually abuse him, but what he does know, is how to play football.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" | He's not quite sure how he ended up in Equestria, or why every pony he meets wants to sexually abuse him, but what he does know, is how to play football.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" | adizero f50
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" | adizero f50
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" | '''Crotchtits'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" | '''Crotchtits'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" |
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" |
[[Image:SPOILER.jpg|200px]]
[[Image:SPOILER.jpg|200px|SPOILER.jpg]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" | Do you like technicolor ponies? What of anatomically correct animation? Well, if you need to slap your dick to something, check out the coolest new fad to hit a computer monitor near you. It's crotchtits! How could you not enjoy those supple milk balloons? Be sure to look the distinctive sway out on the field, distracting all the kissless virgins.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" | Do you like technicolor ponies? What of anatomically correct animation? Well, if you need to slap your dick to something, check out the coolest new fad to hit a computer monitor near you. It's crotchtits! How could you not enjoy those supple milk balloons? Be sure to look the distinctive sway out on the field, distracting all the kissless virgins.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''Liquid Pride'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''Liquid Pride'''
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[[Image:LiquidPride.jpg|200px]]
[[Image:LiquidPride.jpg|200px|LiquidPride.jpg]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | TWILY
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | TWILY
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''<font color="#789922">&gt;no hooves</font>'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''<font color="#789922">&gt;no hooves</font>'''
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[[Image:Nohooves.png|200px]]
[[Image:Nohooves.png|200px|Nohooves.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | I mean, how can you get off to that? She doesn't even have any hooves. Sick fucks.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | I mean, how can you get off to that? She doesn't even have any hooves. Sick fucks.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''Thanks M.A. Larson!'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''Thanks M.A. Larson!'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | [[Image:Malarson.png|150px]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | [[Image:Malarson.png|150px|Malarson.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | We trusted you Larson. We wanted to believe that you could pull off Twilicorn, that everything would be ok. Sadly putting that exact line into the script several times wasn't subtle or convincing enough.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | We trusted you Larson. We wanted to believe that you could pull off Twilicorn, that everything would be ok. Sadly putting that exact line into the script several times wasn't subtle or convincing enough.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''Horsefucker'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''Horsefucker'''
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[[Image:Horsefucker.png|200px]]
[[Image:Horsefucker.png|200px|Horsefucker.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | The neckbeard that surfs /mlp/, also known for fucking ponies, is finally getting off his wheelie chair to play some good old fashioned football.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | The neckbeard that surfs /mlp/, also known for fucking ponies, is finally getting off his wheelie chair to play some good old fashioned football.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" | '''Panda Ring'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" | '''Panda Ring'''
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" |
[[Image:PandaRing.png|150px]]
[[Image:PandaRing.png|150px|PandaRing.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" | You know why Season 3 was shit? Fucking pandering.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" | You know why Season 3 was shit? Fucking pandering.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" | '''IWantToCumInDashie'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" | '''IWantToCumInDashie'''
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[[Image:Iwanttocuminrainbowdash.png|200px]]
[[Image:Iwanttocuminrainbowdash.png|200px|Iwanttocuminrainbowdash.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" | I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash. Don't you, anon?
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" | I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash. Don't you, anon?
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''&gt;muh job'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''&gt;muh job'''
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[[Image:Muh job.jpg|200px]]
[[Image:Muh_job.jpg|200px|Muh job.jpg]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | Suppose you work in an office, and you really like Barney. All your coworkers know this and they think it's quirky and tolerable. You are a member of an internet fandom revolving around Barney and his dinosaur friends. Some people draw fanart of Barney and his friends. Some of this fanart is questionable or even downright pornographic. If you would not be risking your job or reputation by letting a particular image of Barney in this hypothetical office setting be seen on your computer by your hypothetical coworkers, then the image is not safe for work.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | Suppose you work in an office, and you really like Barney. All your coworkers know this and they think it's quirky and tolerable. You are a member of an internet fandom revolving around Barney and his dinosaur friends. Some people draw fanart of Barney and his friends. Some of this fanart is questionable or even downright pornographic. If you would not be risking your job or reputation by letting a particular image of Barney in this hypothetical office setting be seen on your computer by your hypothetical coworkers, then the image is not safe for work.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''IDontGetTheAppeal'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''IDontGetTheAppeal'''
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[[Image:Appeal.png|200px]]
[[Image:Appeal.png|200px|Appeal.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | ''"I don't understand why you people like the show, it's a good show which mostly means -simple stories -simple morals -simple characters -simple settings Why do you watch it?"''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | ''"I don't understand why you people like the show, it's a good show which mostly means -simple stories -simple morals -simple characters -simple settings Why do you watch it?"''
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''Cheeselegs'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''Cheeselegs'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" |
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[[Image:Cheeselegs.png|200px]]
[[Image:Cheeselegs.png|200px|Cheeselegs.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | You've seen Nightmare Moon, you've seen Discord, but out of nowhere, here comes the dreaded ''Cheeselegs!'' This newcomer steps up and becomes the only rookie in the starting XI after taking the position of former player Boop. When Cheeselegs scores, she begins her song warning the viewing audience and the opposing team of her oncoming slaughter.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | You've seen Nightmare Moon, you've seen Discord, but out of nowhere, here comes the dreaded ''Cheeselegs!'' This newcomer steps up and becomes the only rookie in the starting XI after taking the position of former player Boop. When Cheeselegs scores, she begins her song warning the viewing audience and the opposing team of her oncoming slaughter.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | Supersonic Wave 3
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''Fuck Your Marker'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''Fuck Your Marker'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" |
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[[Image:FYM.jpg|200px]]
[[Image:FYM.jpg|200px|FYM.jpg]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | A player who brings a lot of mystery to the field. One game he would be nowhere, the next he'd be scoring 3 goals. FYM is a man of mystery, but he's always there. Oh, and fuck your marker.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | A player who brings a lot of mystery to the field. One game he would be nowhere, the next he'd be scoring 3 goals. FYM is a man of mystery, but he's always there. Oh, and fuck your marker.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74" | '''Best Pony'''<br />Captain
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74" | '''Best Pony'''<br />Captain
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" |
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" |
[[Image:Applejack.png|200px]]
[[Image:Applejack.png|200px|Applejack.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74" | It's Twilight. Ugh, no it's Fluttershy. Haha, what the fuck? Clearly Rainbow Dash is best pony. Classless fools, Rarity is superior pone. <font color="#789922">&gt;2012 &gt;not knowing Pinkie Pie is best poni</font>. Don't you all know? It's Applejack! Well, when ever somebody declares "Best Pony", the anons of /mlp/ will pop up and disagree with them.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74" | It's Twilight. Ugh, no it's Fluttershy. Haha, what the fuck? Clearly Rainbow Dash is best pony. Classless fools, Rarity is superior pone. <font color="#789922">&gt;2012 &gt;not knowing Pinkie Pie is best poni</font>. Don't you all know? It's Applejack! Well, when ever somebody declares "Best Pony", the anons of /mlp/ will pop up and disagree with them.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74" | adipure 11 pro
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" | '''Faust'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" | '''Faust'''
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" |
[[Image:Faust.jpg|200px]]
[[Image:Faust.jpg|200px|Faust.jpg]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" | The creator, the beginning, the woman behind the creation of My Little Pony's reboot. Faust is leading the /mlp/ football team with hopes for a championship so that something good may come out of the fanbase. And she is creeped out by us
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" | The creator, the beginning, the woman behind the creation of My Little Pony's reboot. Faust is leading the /mlp/ football team with hopes for a championship so that something good may come out of the fanbase. And she is creeped out by us
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''Tara Strong'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''Tara Strong'''
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[[Image:TStrong.jpg|200px]]
[[Image:TStrong.jpg|200px|TStrong.jpg]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | The "queen of the bronies", Tara Strong is known for seductive tweets and how much of a supporter she is of the pony fanbase. Also known for her role as Raven in Teen Titans, or was she the yellow kid on Xiaolin Showdown? No wait, she's Bubbles from Powerpuff Girls... or was it that National Lampoon movie? Oh wait! She plays Twilight Sparkle in Friendship is Magic. She did all that other stuff too. She's also notorious for being a massive attention whore.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | The "queen of the bronies", Tara Strong is known for seductive tweets and how much of a supporter she is of the pony fanbase. Also known for her role as Raven in Teen Titans, or was she the yellow kid on Xiaolin Showdown? No wait, she's Bubbles from Powerpuff Girls... or was it that National Lampoon movie? Oh wait! She plays Twilight Sparkle in Friendship is Magic. She did all that other stuff too. She's also notorious for being a massive attention whore.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''Lyra Plushie'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''Lyra Plushie'''
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[[Image:Lyraplushie.png|200px]]
[[Image:Lyraplushie.png|200px|Lyraplushie.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | Oh that's a good quality Lyra plushie...wait...what goes in he-OH SWEET MERCILESS FUCK.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | Oh that's a good quality Lyra plushie...wait...what goes in he-OH SWEET MERCILESS FUCK.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" | '''Tracy'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" | '''Tracy'''
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[[Image:Tracey.png|200px]]
[[Image:Tracey.png|200px|Tracey.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" | ''"Name my pony and make her cutie mark." "Fluttershy" "Her name can be Tracy because you traced her from Fluttershy."'' Named within the first two posts and given a Nicholas Cage cutie mark with trips, Tracy, the former goalkeeper, very originally claimed her new spot on the starting XI as a midfielder.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" | ''"Name my pony and make her cutie mark." "Fluttershy" "Her name can be Tracy because you traced her from Fluttershy."'' Named within the first two posts and given a Nicholas Cage cutie mark with trips, Tracy, the former goalkeeper, very originally claimed her new spot on the starting XI as a midfielder.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74" | '''<font color="#789922">&gt;rape</font>'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74" | '''<font color="#789922">&gt;rape</font>'''
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" |
[[Image:Rape.png|200px]]
[[Image:Rape.png|200px|Rape.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74" | Hey /mlp/ what's yo- <font color="#789922">&gt;rape</font> Roll for your wa- <font color="#789922">&gt;rape</font> MLP General Rainbow Dash Edi- <font color="#789922">&gt;rape</font> Want to make a topic on /mlp/ without rape? Too fucking bad. <font color="#789922">&gt;rape</font> will always find you. There are no brakes on the <font color="#789922">&gt;rape</font> train
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74" | Hey /mlp/ what's yo- <font color="#789922">&gt;rape</font> Roll for your wa- <font color="#789922">&gt;rape</font> MLP General Rainbow Dash Edi- <font color="#789922">&gt;rape</font> Want to make a topic on /mlp/ without rape? Too fucking bad. <font color="#789922">&gt;rape</font> will always find you. There are no brakes on the <font color="#789922">&gt;rape</font> train
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74" | CTR360 Maestri III
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" | '''Alicorn Twilight'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" | '''Alicorn Twilight'''
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" |
[[Image:AlicornTwilight.png|200px]]
[[Image:AlicornTwilight.png|200px|AlicornTwilight.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" | Heralded by many as the savoir of the show, and by many others as the final nail in the coffin of Friendship is Magic, the recently crowned Princess Sparkle has taken to the field to prove to the anons of /mlp/ that the show has not jumped so far over the shark that it has entered orbit.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" | Heralded by many as the savoir of the show, and by many others as the final nail in the coffin of Friendship is Magic, the recently crowned Princess Sparkle has taken to the field to prove to the anons of /mlp/ that the show has not jumped so far over the shark that it has entered orbit.
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| '''<font>&gt;fanfiction</font>'''
| '''<font>&gt;fanfiction</font>'''
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[[Image:Fanfiction.png|105px]]
[[Image:Fanfiction.png|105px|Fanfiction.png]]
| Cut after not showing as much promise as his older brother, Clopfic.<br />
| Cut after not showing as much promise as his older brother, Clopfic.<br />
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| '''Ableist Ponies'''
| '''Ableist Ponies'''
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[[Image:LeAbleist.jpg|87px]]
[[Image:LeAbleist.jpg|87px|LeAbleist.jpg]]
| Too offensive to participate in the 4chan league.<br />
| Too offensive to participate in the 4chan league.<br />
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| '''SmileSmileSmile'''
| '''SmileSmileSmile'''
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[[Image:Smile3.png|103px|Smile3.png]]
| Became very repetitive over her career. Let go for wanting the goalhorn to be dedicated to her.<br />
| Became very repetitive over her career. Let go for wanting the goalhorn to be dedicated to her.<br />
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| '''Taco Belle'''
| '''Taco Belle'''
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[[Image:Taco.png|117px]]
[[Image:Taco.png|117px|Taco.png]]
| Retired after being found out about her surgery.<br />
| Retired after being found out about her surgery.<br />
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| '''Futashy'''
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[[Image:Nope.jpg|68px]]
[[Image:Nope.jpg|68px|Nope.jpg]]
| Released after her giant dick got in the way of everything<br />
| Released after her giant dick got in the way of everything<br />
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| '''King Zebra'''
| '''King Zebra'''
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[[Image:Kingzebra.jpg|93px|Kingzebra.jpg]]
| Cut for being a filthy zebra.<br />
| Cut for being a filthy zebra.<br />
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| '''Pony Semen'''
| '''Pony Semen'''
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[[Image:Ponysemen.jpg|122px|Ponysemen.jpg]]
| HORSEFUCKER CLAIMS ANOTHER.<br />
| HORSEFUCKER CLAIMS ANOTHER.<br />
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| '''CONTROVERSIAL'''
| '''CONTROVERSIAL'''
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[[Image:CONTROVERSIAL.png|89px|CONTROVERSIAL.png]]
| VERY DISTURBED<br />
| VERY DISTURBED<br />
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| '''Clopfic'''
| '''Clopfic'''
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[[Image:Clopfic3.png|178px|Clopfic3.png]]
| Cut for being too edgy.<br />
| Cut for being too edgy.<br />
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| '''Fluffy Pone'''
| '''Fluffy Pone'''
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[[Image:Fluffypone2.png|113px|Fluffypone2.png]]
| Found murdered to death after the team was relegated in Winter 2013<br />
| Found murdered to death after the team was relegated in Winter 2013<br />
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| '''Tom Dan'''
| '''Tom Dan'''
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[[Image:TomDan.gif|100px]]
[[Image:TomDan.gif|100px|TomDan.gif]]
| Retired from the squad after deciding he was too cool for us<br />
| Retired from the squad after deciding he was too cool for us<br />
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| '''Marshmellow Butthole'''
| '''Marshmellow Butthole'''
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[[Image:Marshmellowbutthole.jpg|128px|Marshmellowbutthole.jpg]]
| Last seen visiting Mandopony's house - never seen again<br />
| Last seen visiting Mandopony's house - never seen again<br />
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| '''Black Twilight'''
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[[Image:BlackTwi.png|92px|BlackTwi.png]]
| Retired from the squad after receiving a role in the upcoming movie 'Equestria Girls'<br />
| Retired from the squad after receiving a role in the upcoming movie 'Equestria Girls'<br />
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[[Image:Spaghetticon.png|200px|Spaghetticon.png]]
| Benched for dropping the ball and his spaghetti in the /m/ match in Winter and sacked after being out shined by his fellow teammates in Spring.<br />
| Benched for dropping the ball and his spaghetti in the /m/ match in Winter and sacked after being out shined by his fellow teammates in Spring.<br />
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1st row - Derpy Hooves, Thanks M.A. Larson!, Panda Ring, Iwanttocumindashie, Jackie Chan Tulpa, Best Pony
2nd row - Crotchtits, Cease & Desist, >no hooves, Liquid Pride, Autism in Equestria, Lyra Plushie
3rd row - Lauren Faust, Tracy, Alicorn Twilight, Cheeselegs, Tara Strong, Fuck Your Marker
4th row (no custom faces) - >rape, The Burdened, Horsefucker, I Don't Get The Appeal, >muh job


Contents

  • [#Prenotes 1 Prenotes]
  • [#Roster 2 Roster]
    • [#Goalkeepers 2.1 Goalkeepers]
    • [#Centre_Backs 2.2 Centre Backs]
    • [#Defensive_Midfielders 2.3 Defensive Midfielders]
    • [#Centre_Midfielders 2.4 Centre Midfielders]
    • [#Attacking_Midfielders 2.5 Attacking Midfielders]
    • [#Centre_Forwards 2.6 Centre Forwards]
  • [#Player_History 3 Player History]
    • [#Former_Players 3.1 Former Players]

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Prenotes

  • The /mlp/ roster is and will always be free of namefags and tripfags, don't ever even bother suggesting them, you'll just be ignored.
  • The current roster below is outdated, for up-to-date player positions and cards, please check the /mlp/ main page.

Roster

Goalkeepers

Number Name Image Description Boots Height/Weight
12 Derpy Hooves

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SAFEST HOOVES. Derpy Hooves is the prized goalie of /mlp/ who can block all kicks no matter how impossible it seems (see: DA HOOD Penalty Kick from /f/ friendly) NOW YOU FUCKED UP. Unfortunately, /mlp/'s lackluster defense puts Derpy in a bad position for some oncoming attacks. This star player will not be stepping down anytime soon. Supersonic Wave 3 190/77
5 Cease And Desist

Ceaseanddesist.png

Hey you know that totally cool fan project you were waiting on? The one that's been in the works for a year and is nearly ready for release? Seems Hasbro liked it too! So much so that they shut it down. Supersonic Wave 3 203/80
55 The Burdened

Theburdened.png

There's no time to explain. In fact even if there was, I'm not sure you'd understand. Supersonic Wave 3 194/86


Centre Backs

Number Name Image Description Boots Skillcards Height/Weight
8 Jackie Chan Tulpa

JackieChan.jpg

"Guys I made a Twilight Sparkle tulpa but it won't let me talk to girls and it made the rest of the mane six as tulpas and they rape me and want me to make more pony tulpas wat do?" Besides kill yourself? Make a goddamned Jackie Chan Tulpa and have him beat up the pony tulpas. Jackie's always got your back. OOOOOOONNNE MORE THING: TULPAS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY. GOODNIGHT. adizero f50 197/82
41 Autism in Equestria

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He's not quite sure how he ended up in Equestria, or why every pony he meets wants to sexually abuse him, but what he does know, is how to play football. adizero f50 193/112
37 Crotchtits

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Do you like technicolor ponies? What of anatomically correct animation? Well, if you need to slap your dick to something, check out the coolest new fad to hit a computer monitor near you. It's crotchtits! How could you not enjoy those supple milk balloons? Be sure to look the distinctive sway out on the field, distracting all the kissless virgins. Supersonic Wave 3 185/82
28 Liquid Pride

LiquidPride.jpg

TWILY adizero f50 203/90
30 >no hooves

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I mean, how can you get off to that? She doesn't even have any hooves. Sick fucks. adizero f50 197/77
69 Thanks M.A. Larson! Malarson.png We trusted you Larson. We wanted to believe that you could pull off Twilicorn, that everything would be ok. Sadly putting that exact line into the script several times wasn't subtle or convincing enough. adizero f50 19/79
17 Horsefucker

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The neckbeard that surfs /mlp/, also known for fucking ponies, is finally getting off his wheelie chair to play some good old fashioned football. adizero f50 205/89


Defensive Midfielders

Number Name Image Description Boots Skillcards Height/Weight
52 Panda Ring

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You know why Season 3 was shit? Fucking pandering. adizero f50 P02 198/83
4 IWantToCumInDashie

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I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash. Don't you, anon? adizero f50 P02 185/75
41 >muh job

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Suppose you work in an office, and you really like Barney. All your coworkers know this and they think it's quirky and tolerable. You are a member of an internet fandom revolving around Barney and his dinosaur friends. Some people draw fanart of Barney and his friends. Some of this fanart is questionable or even downright pornographic. If you would not be risking your job or reputation by letting a particular image of Barney in this hypothetical office setting be seen on your computer by your hypothetical coworkers, then the image is not safe for work. adizero f50 194/80
99 IDontGetTheAppeal

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"I don't understand why you people like the show, it's a good show which mostly means -simple stories -simple morals -simple characters -simple settings Why do you watch it?" adizero f50 194/81
52 Cheeselegs

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You've seen Nightmare Moon, you've seen Discord, but out of nowhere, here comes the dreaded Cheeselegs! This newcomer steps up and becomes the only rookie in the starting XI after taking the position of former player Boop. When Cheeselegs scores, she begins her song warning the viewing audience and the opposing team of her oncoming slaughter. Supersonic Wave 3 P02 185/70
8 Fuck Your Marker

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A player who brings a lot of mystery to the field. One game he would be nowhere, the next he'd be scoring 3 goals. FYM is a man of mystery, but he's always there. Oh, and fuck your marker. adizero f50 P02 188/106


Centre Midfielders

Number Name Image Description Boots Skillcards Height/Weight
7 Best Pony
Captain

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It's Twilight. Ugh, no it's Fluttershy. Haha, what the fuck? Clearly Rainbow Dash is best pony. Classless fools, Rarity is superior pone. >2012 >not knowing Pinkie Pie is best poni. Don't you all know? It's Applejack! Well, when ever somebody declares "Best Pony", the anons of /mlp/ will pop up and disagree with them. adipure 11 pro P08 P11 P14 S05 165/71
2 Faust

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The creator, the beginning, the woman behind the creation of My Little Pony's reboot. Faust is leading the /mlp/ football team with hopes for a championship so that something good may come out of the fanbase. And she is creeped out by us adizero f50 P11 180/86
39 Tara Strong

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The "queen of the bronies", Tara Strong is known for seductive tweets and how much of a supporter she is of the pony fanbase. Also known for her role as Raven in Teen Titans, or was she the yellow kid on Xiaolin Showdown? No wait, she's Bubbles from Powerpuff Girls... or was it that National Lampoon movie? Oh wait! She plays Twilight Sparkle in Friendship is Magic. She did all that other stuff too. She's also notorious for being a massive attention whore. Supersonic Wave 3 P11 182/77
9 Lyra Plushie

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Oh that's a good quality Lyra plushie...wait...what goes in he-OH SWEET MERCILESS FUCK. Supersonic Wave 3 P11 182/77


Attacking Midfielders

Number Name Image Description Boots Skillcards Height/Weight
21 Tracy

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"Name my pony and make her cutie mark." "Fluttershy" "Her name can be Tracy because you traced her from Fluttershy." Named within the first two posts and given a Nicholas Cage cutie mark with trips, Tracy, the former goalkeeper, very originally claimed her new spot on the starting XI as a midfielder. Supersonic Wave 3 P08 P14 S01 205/98

Centre Forwards

Number Name Image Description Boots Skillcards Height/Weight
1 >rape

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Hey /mlp/ what's yo- >rape Roll for your wa- >rape MLP General Rainbow Dash Edi- >rape Want to make a topic on /mlp/ without rape? Too fucking bad. >rape will always find you. There are no brakes on the >rape train CTR360 Maestri III P18 S02 S05 S06 185/65
23 Alicorn Twilight

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Heralded by many as the savoir of the show, and by many others as the final nail in the coffin of Friendship is Magic, the recently crowned Princess Sparkle has taken to the field to prove to the anons of /mlp/ that the show has not jumped so far over the shark that it has entered orbit. Supersonic Wave 3 P18 S01 S05 185/89

Player History

Former_Players

No. Name Picture Description Cards
Boop After accumulating an impressive 3 caps for /mlp/, decided to retire gracefully to join the pornography industry under the name 'Tender Fetlocks'.
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Bananas Sent to the moon on accident.
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Pure Pony Pleasure Vanished after spending time with Horsefucker
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Nathan Arrested after a police raid on his house. He is now facing trial for possession of enormous amounts of zoophilic porn, which he claims was on an external hard drive 'borrowed from Horsefucker'. The trail continues.
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Seaty Belt Following the scandalous discovery by tabloid media that Seaty Belt had yet to receive her Cutie Mark, she disappeared from the public eye. Rumours abound that she underwent severe re-constructive surgery to avoid rabid paparazzi. Taco Belle signed soon after, who insisted she was of no relation to her predecessor.
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Applerape Decided to also retire and return to his apple farm in the Ozarks. Later arrested on 37 accounts of rape.
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>fanfiction

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Cut after not showing as much promise as his older brother, Clopfic.
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Ableist Ponies

LeAbleist.jpg

Too offensive to participate in the 4chan league.
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SmileSmileSmile

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Became very repetitive over her career. Let go for wanting the goalhorn to be dedicated to her.
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Taco Belle

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Retired after being found out about her surgery.
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Futashy

Nope.jpg

Released after her giant dick got in the way of everything
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King Zebra

Kingzebra.jpg

Cut for being a filthy zebra.
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Pony Semen

Ponysemen.jpg

HORSEFUCKER CLAIMS ANOTHER.
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CONTROVERSIAL

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VERY DISTURBED
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Clopfic

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Cut for being too edgy.
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Fluffy Pone

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Found murdered to death after the team was relegated in Winter 2013
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Tom Dan

TomDan.gif

Retired from the squad after deciding he was too cool for us
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Marshmellow Butthole

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Last seen visiting Mandopony's house - never seen again
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Molestia

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Taking a short 'break' from the squad to deal with the multiple accusations of rape levelled at her
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Black Twilight

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Retired from the squad after receiving a role in the upcoming movie 'Equestria Girls'
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Spaghetticon

Spaghetticon.png

Benched for dropping the ball and his spaghetti in the /m/ match in Winter and sacked after being out shined by his fellow teammates in Spring.
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