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|altanthem1= www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBGa4RU_7d4
|altanthem1= www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBGa4RU_7d4
|altanthem1_title= Vaya pues - Moisés Canelo
|altanthem1_title= Vaya pues - Moisés Canelo
|horn= picosong.com/ziBc/
|horn= www.youtube.com/watch?v=so-X-2EfssQ
|gh_title= Adelante Selección
|gh_title= Vamos Selección - Kazzabe
|altgh1_what= Roberto Micheletti's goalhorn
|altgh1= puu.sh/pHbKr/15f8f9dcaf.mp3
|altgh1_title= Tap Zap
|altgh2_what= Salvador Nasralla's goalhorn
|altgh2= www.youtube.com/watch?v=so-X-2EfssQ
|altgh2_title= Vamos Selección - Kazzabe
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{{sq start player |no=|pos=LB |name={{tt|The Rosenthals|Yes, they are Jewish. Yes, they had a shitload of companies here, but they overjewed themselves and are now going to jail.}}}}
{{sq start player |no=|pos=LB |name={{tt|The Rosenthals|Yes, they are Jewish. Yes, they had a shitload of companies here, but they overjewed themselves and are now going to jail.}}}}
{{sq start player |no= |pos=CB |name={{tt|Murder capital of the world|We have long held this dubious honor until Caracas and Venezuela altogether took it away from us.}}}}
{{sq start player |no= |pos=CB |name={{tt|Murder capital of the world|We have long held this dubious honor until Caracas and Venezuela altogether took it away from us.}}}}
{{sq start player |no= |pos=CB |name={{tt|Muh Maya heritage|Even though it's located really close to the border to Guatemala, Copán gives us the honor of being descendants from the Mayans.}}}}
{{sq start player |no= |pos=CB |name={{tt|WE WUZ MAYA N SHIIIIIET|Even though it's located really close to the border to Guatemala, Copán gives us the honor of being descendants from the Mayans.}}}}
{{sq start player |no= |pos=RB|name={{tt|The Football War|It was mainly because Salvadorians were purchasing a lot of our lands back in the day but having a WC playoff during that time of tension gave it its title.}}}}
{{sq start player |no= |pos=RB|name={{tt|The Football War|It was mainly because Salvadorians were purchasing a lot of our lands back in the day but having a WC playoff during that time of tension gave it its title.}}}}
{{sq silver player |no= |pos=DMF |name={{tt|Tiburcio Carias|The best president this country ever had, a misunderstood hero.}}}}
{{sq silver player |no= |pos=DMF |name={{tt|Tiburcio Carias|The best president this country ever had, a misunderstood hero.}}}}
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{{sq silver player |no= |pos=AMF |name={{tt|Palmerola|The never ending story about the replacement for our capital city airport.}}}}
{{sq silver player |no= |pos=AMF |name={{tt|Palmerola|The never ending story about the replacement for our capital city airport.}}}}
{{sq gold player |no= |pos=AMF |name={{tt|Salvador Nasralla|Journalist, sports commentator, know-it-all, leader of a party whose following have an average IQ of 59. And he's totally a straight guy.}}}}
{{sq gold player |no= |pos=AMF |name={{tt|Salvador Nasralla|Journalist, sports commentator, know-it-all, leader of a party whose following have an average IQ of 59. And he's totally a straight guy.}}}}
{{sq start player |no= |pos=RMF |name={{tt|The Parade Girl|A woman who participated in an independence day parade during her youth got involved into a major embezzling scandal for the Social Security.}}}}
{{sq start player |no= |pos=RMF |name={{tt|Parrillas One|A. FUCKING. CAR.}}}}
{{sq gold player |no=9 |pos=SS |name={{tt|Roberto Micheletti|The man who removed commies from premises and avoided us from becoming a worse version than current Venezuela.}}}}
{{sq gold player |no=9 |pos=SS |name={{tt|Bader Canahuati|The child prodigy that changed his 512 MB hard drive for a 1 TB hard drive.}}}}
{{sq mid}}
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{{sq player |no=|pos=GK |name={{tt|2001 nevar forget|The team that knocked out Huezil at the Copa America and then failed to beat Trinidad in their own home}}}}
{{sq player |no=|pos=GK |name={{tt|The Pit|The state-of-the-art maximum security facility... which recently saw 30 inmates break away.}}}}
{{sq player |no= |pos=LB |name={{tt|>UTH|Attention UTH students, due to a cloud appearing near our facilities, we must inform you that this semester has been canceled, you may pick up your diploma at the reception.}}}}
{{sq player |no= |pos=LB |name={{greentext|{{tt|tfw no medals|We will just cling on to the hopes our divegrass team gets a bronze. We're close!}}.}}}}
{{sq player |no= |pos=LB |name= {{tt|Hurricane Mitch|When the expression 'Rock you like a hurricane' goes horribly wrong}}}}
{{sq player |no= |pos=LB |name= {{tt|Hurricane Mitch|When the expression 'Rock you like a hurricane' goes horribly wrong}}}}
{{sq player |no=|pos=CB |name={{tt|Muh reconciliation|The coup happened, get fucked socialists.}}}}
{{sq player |no=|pos=CB |name={{tt|Muh reconciliation|The coup happened, get fucked socialists.}}}}
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{{sq player |no=|pos=CB |name={{tt|Conejo Island|This triggers the Salvadorian}}}}
{{sq player |no=|pos=CB |name={{tt|Conejo Island|This triggers the Salvadorian}}}}
{{sq player |no= |pos=RB |name={{tt|Juan Tortilla|One of the many names given by the opposition to our current president, whose economic growth plans involve giving eco stoves to rural women so they can sell corn tortillas.}}}}
{{sq player |no= |pos=RB |name={{tt|Juan Tortilla|One of the many names given by the opposition to our current president, whose economic growth plans involve giving eco stoves to rural women so they can sell corn tortillas.}}}}
{{sq player |no=|pos=RB |name={{tt|Muh Globo TV|A well known leftist channel was shut down recently due to them not meeting up to the regulator's standards, this prompted them to pull out the Muh Big Bad Government boogeyman}}}}
{{sq player |no=|pos=RB |name={{tt|Kevin dindu nuffin|Let's ignore all the evidence, his crying eyes are all the evidence we need!}}}}
{{sq player |no= |pos=LMF |name={{tt|olimpiawinslol|Why do we even bother on having a so called football league when we all know it's a one horse race with some playoffs to make it exciting.}}}}
{{sq player |no= |pos=LMF |name={{tt|olimpiawinslol|Why do we even bother on having a so called football league when we all know it's a one horse race with some playoffs to make it exciting.}}}}
{{sq player |no=|pos=LMF |name={{tt|You never know|A common saying here, the way it goes is 'You never know, said Chelato.' attributing this quote to the former NT manager José de la Paz Herrera aka Chelato, for saying 'You never know' so many god damned times}}.}}
{{sq player |no=|pos=LMF |name={{tt|Gracias a Dios|Nobody lives there.}}}}
{{sq player |no=|pos=RMF |name={{tt|Tigo Taser|The customer service over at phone carrier Tigo is an electrifying experience, quite literally.}}}}
{{sq player |no=|pos=RMF |name={{tt|Tigo Taser|The customer service over at phone carrier Tigo is an electrifying experience, quite literally.}}}}
{{sq player |no=|pos=RMF |name={{tt|El Chele|On every Honduran group of friends or coworkers, there's always the one they call 'El Chele' which means 'White Guy', even if he's browner than brown.}}}}
{{sq player |no=|pos=RMF |name={{tt|The Alliance|An attempt from the left to get its shit together just to make the inevitable dickpunching less painful.}}}}
{{sq end}}
{{sq end}}

Revision as of 04:53, 23 May 2017

/hnd/
What else can we do about it?
Hnd logo.png
/hnd/ - Honduras
Founded September 15th, 1821
Manager Billy Joya
Owner Juan Orlando Hernández
IRL manager Aitor Karanka !!vHwU8e1Ta/3
Team colors
Chat color 2956B2
Cerulean
Ranking
Highest rank ()
Lowest rank ()
Top scorer ()
Top assister ()
Captain
Website /hnd/ - Honduras
Nickname No nickname
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY
0 0 0 0 0%
GF GA GD
0 0 0
Biggest win
TBD TBD icon.png – TBD icon.png TBD
Biggest defeat
TBD TBD icon.png – TBD icon.png TBD
First match
TBD TBD icon.png – TBD icon.png TBD
Elite Cup
Appearances N/A (First in N/A)
Best result N/A, N/A
Babby Cup
Appearances N/A (First in N/A)
Best result N/A, N/A
Team music
Anthem Tap Zap
Victory anthem Vaya pues - Moisés Canelo
Goal horn Vamos Selección - Kazzabe
Kits


A team that probably won't get a chance to play but a good remedy to cure this terminal case of autism.

No. Position Player
  GK
4th Ballot
  LB
The Rosenthals
  CB
Murder capital of the world
  CB
WE WUZ MAYA N SHIIIIIET
  RB
The Football War
  DMF
Tiburcio Carias
  LMF
THANKS ENEE
  AMF
Palmerola
  AMF
Salvador Nasralla
  RMF
Parrillas One
9
  SS
Bader Canahuati
No. Position Player
  GK
The Pit
  LB
>tfw no medals.
  LB
Hurricane Mitch
  CB
Muh reconciliation
  CB
>Xiomara >a real candidate.
  CB
Conejo Island
  RB
Juan Tortilla
  RB
Kevin dindu nuffin
  LMF
olimpiawinslol
  LMF
Gracias a Dios
  RMF
Tigo Taser
  RMF
The Alliance
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