Revision as of 07:45, 30 January 2017

The official roster of [s4s]. WIP: Very bare-bones at the moment, will be updated over time.

Sub

Starter

Silver

Gold

Goalkeepers

Position	Name	Picture	Description
	Swaglord		Best mod on all of 4chan, sometimes posts in Comic Sans and Papyruse
	#fortune		Your Fortune: Godly Goalkeeping
	Walruse		Expecting a description? Too bad, you've been walrused.

Position	Name	Picture	Description
	Ebin		simbly ebin :DDDDDD
	:^)		Nothing is mean if it has a cheeky smiley at the end :^)
	Donut Man		One of [s4s]'s first ebin memes, he devours the opponent's strikers like he devours his powdered-sugar-covered donuts.
	Dubs		Check 'em.
	Ass		Ass
	wew lad		wew
	Flowre		/s4s/'s resident bruiser, brought in whenever the team needs to show their opponent who's boss in the most physical manner possible (before getting immediately ejected). She leaves all her violence on the pitch, however, and is a nice, quiet meme whenever she's not in play.
	Froge		I want to fuck that froge
	Doge		wow such defense many bench
	Youd Be Surprise		Expecting a hot girl? Youd be surprise

Position	Name	Picture	Description
	Awoo~		awoo~
	D A N K M E M E S		"Born too late to explore the Earth, born too early to explore the galaxy, born just in time to BROWSE DANK MEMES." The whole reason for [s4s]'s existence, D A N K M E M E S is personified by the Gnome Child character from Runescape.
	Nice Grill		WIP, will be added
	Yee		yee
	BAVI		~~Birds are not very important.~~ Birds are VERY important.
	Snek Court		Snek Court is now in session
	Shrek		The former legendary Gold striker has now moved his swamp from the attacking third to the bench.

Position	Name	Picture	Description
	Topkek		[s4s]'s first and best ebic meem :^D
	[s4s]-Tan		Best tan, best striker. NOT FOR LEWD >:^(
	Patrick Bateman		In '87, Huey released this; Fore!, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip To Be Square". A song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity and the importance of trends. It's also a personal statement about the band itself.

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+|align="center"|[[File:Swaglord.jpg|x150px]]
-|align="center"|Expecting a description? Too bad, you've been walrused.
+|align="center"|Best mod on all of 4chan, sometimes posts in '''<span style="font-family: comic sans ms">Comic Sans</span>''' and '''<span style="font-family: papyrus">Papyruse</span>'''
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+|align="center"|[[File:Walruse.png|x150px]]
-|align="center"|Best mod on all of 4chan, sometimes posts in '''<span style="font-family: comic sans ms">Comic Sans</span>''' and '''<span style="font-family: papyrus">Papyruse</span>'''
+|align="center"|Expecting a description? Too bad, you've been walrused.
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