/s4s/ Roster

The official roster of [s4s]. WIP: Very bare-bones at the moment, will be updated over time.

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Starter

Silver

Gold

Goalkeepers

Position	Name	Picture	Description
	Swaglord		Best mod on all of 4chan, sometimes posts in Comic Sans and Papyruse
	#fortune		Your Fortune: Godly Goalkeeping
	Walruse		Expecting a description? Too bad, you've been walrused.

Defenders

Position	Name	Picture	Description
	Ebin		simbly ebin :DDDDDD
	:^)		Nothing is mean if it has a cheeky smiley at the end :^)
	Frontpage Chaika		The starting roster of [s4s] is the front page of virtual memeball. Who better than Chaika to occupy it? CHAIKA ON THE FRONT PAGE!
	Dubs		Check 'em.
	Ass		Ass
	wew lad		wew
	Flowre		/s4s/'s resident bruiser, brought in whenever the team needs to show their opponent who's boss in the most physical manner possible (before getting immediately ejected). She leaves all her violence on the pitch, however, and is a nice, quiet meme whenever she's not in play.
	Donut Man		One of [s4s]'s first ebin memes, he devours the opponent's strikers like he devours his powdered-sugar-covered donuts. Benched for failing to trim the weight gained from excessive consumption of donuts.
	Doge		wow such defense many bench
	Youd Be Surprise		Expecting a hot girl? Youd be surprise

Midfielders

Position	Name	Picture	Description
	Awoo~		awoo~
	The teeth Girl		the teeth girl
	Nice Grill		THIS IS BEARY NICE BOARD RUDEPOSTERS PLS GO
	Le Millenom Girl		le millenom girl, le millenom girl
	BAVI		Birds are not very important. Birds are VERY important.
	Snek Court		Snek Court is now in session
	D A N K M E M E S		"Born too late to explore the Earth, born too early to explore the galaxy, born just in time to BROWSE DANK MEMES." The whole reason for [s4s]'s existence, D A N K M E M E S is personified by the Gnome Child character from Runescape.

Forwards

Position	Name	Picture	Description
	Topkek		[s4s]'s first and best ebic meem :^D
	[s4s]-Tan		Best tan, best striker. NOT FOR LEWD :^)
	Patrick Bateman		In '87, Huey released this; Fore!, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip To Be Square". A song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity and the importance of trends. It's also a personal statement about the band itself.