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Main Roster

Starters

Position	No.	Name	Image	Description
GK	10	Christian Dark Ages		The goal is a great technological gap which must be filled by the Christian Dark Ages
LB	43	Lindymeme		A > youtuber who gives his thoughts on historical events. On /his/ anons love or hate him.
RB	43	Wehraboo		Wehraboo states: >The Treaty of Versailles was too harsh >Life could have been better if the Nazis won >Hitler killed less than Stalin so he is less bad >The UK started it >Poland started it >Communism was a greater threat >Hitler wanted peace >The UK committed war crimes which mean the Germans did not >Tigers were the best tank
CB	14	#TRENCHFOOT		Cool history teachers not even once
CB	21	Spanish Inquisition		No one expects them
CMF	99	Mongolian Horse Archer		He will fuck your shit up
DMF	95	Martin Luther		We have found God in a popeless state.
CMF	4	Diogenes		The most 4chan philosopher ever. Spent his days yelling at strangers, fapping, and telling Alexander the great to gtfo my sunlight normalfag
AMF	71	Bismarck		I must unite the German people under one flag
SS	18	Napoleon		Star of the hit game Atilla: Total War
CF	15	>Holy >Roman >Empire		"This agglomeration which was called and which still calls itself the Holy Roman Empire was neither holy, nor Roman, nor an empire." Voltaire's favorite punching bag

Substitutes

Position	No.	Name	Image	Description
GK	12	Great Wall of China		As the old saying goes; the best defence is a giant fucking wall
CB	13	Julius Caesar		Everyone loves his salad
LB	6	>Marxism		We can say that Marxism has lived though out the ages.
CB	15	Muh Crusades		Yea, sure fam we will help you against the muslims fellow Orthodox Christians. >Constantinople pillaged >Orthodox people hate Catholics even more then before
RB	16	Anarco-Memeism		"When you shoot your neighbor's escaped child sex slaves for starving on your lawn."
CMF	17	Ancient Finnish God Emperor		"Sacking of Gyengneong-Paen, best day of my life."
DMF	1	GAULED		BIG BARBARIAN DICK INVADES TINY ROMAN HOTTY
CB	19	Charlememe		Top frank
CMF	31	Vlad the Implier		>Implying
CMF	21	Shitposting Cossack		"O sultan, Turkish devil and damned devil's kith and kin, secretary to Lucifer himself. What the devil kind of knight are you, that can't slay a hedgehog with your naked arse? The devil excretes, and your army eats. You will not, you son of a bitch, make subjects of Christian sons; we've no fear of your army, by land and by sea we will battle with thee, fuck your mother."
CMF	45	Bomber Harris		"The Nazis entered this war under the rather childish delusion that they were going to bomb everyone else, and nobody was going to bomb them. At Rotterdam, London, Warsaw, and half a hundred other places, they put their rather naive theory into operation. They sowed the wind, and now they are going to reap the whirlwind." DO IT AGAIN
CMF	23	Empire for Sale		In need of annexing