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| As loveable as he is fierce, /sp/'s first-choice goalkeeper DA BURRS has survived a trial by fire. He had a stretch of difficulty starting in the 2011 Summer Cup, when he was benched after some poor performances, but has performed admirably ever since winning back the starting job. A series of heroic performances have saved the Goats from a few maulings, especially in the 2012, 2013 Summer Cup and 2014 Winter Cup Group Stages. DA BURRS' one weakness is the fact that his eyesight is impaired by his long fur, however he refuses to get it cut. | | As loveable as he is fierce, /sp/'s first-choice goalkeeper DA BURRS has survived a trial by fire. He had a stretch of difficulty starting in the 2011 Summer Cup, when he was benched after some poor performances, but has performed admirably ever since winning back the starting job. A series of heroic performances have saved the Goats from a few maulings, especially in the 2012, 2013 Summer Cup and 2014 Winter Cup Group Stages. DA BURRS' one weakness is the fact that his eyesight is impaired by his long fur, however he refuses to get it cut. | ||
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|style="background: #EDDA74" align="center" | '''Messi''' | |style="background: #EDDA74" align="center" | '''Messi''' | ||
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|style="background: #EDDA74" | Messi is /sp/'s talismanic striker and a real fans' favorite. Now going into his 6th (7th?) major tournament, his goals and majestic skills have earned him a fearsome reputation among the opposition. Always looking to get forward at every opportunity and have shots on goal, Messi is /sp/'s top scorer. Despite missing out on the opportunity to repeat his Golden Boot performance, his activities on the field played a significant role in /sp/'s cup victories and they will look to him to continue that level of play. | |style="background: #EDDA74" | Messi is /sp/'s talismanic striker and a real fans' favorite. Now going into his 6th (7th?) major tournament, his goals and majestic skills have earned him a fearsome reputation among the opposition. Always looking to get forward at every opportunity and have shots on goal, Messi is /sp/'s top scorer. Despite missing out on the opportunity to repeat his Golden Boot performance, his activities on the field played a significant role in /sp/'s cup victories and they will look to him to continue that level of play. | ||
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Revision as of 21:52, 17 February 2014
STILL A FEW CHANGES TO BE MADE
The official /sp/ roster, now 99% up to date
| Sub | Starter | Silver | Gold |
Goalkeeper
| No. | Name | Picture | Description | Playing Style | Card(s) |
| 1 | >de gay | 
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>de scription | N/A | — |
| 85 | DA BURRS | 
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As loveable as he is fierce, /sp/'s first-choice goalkeeper DA BURRS has survived a trial by fire. He had a stretch of difficulty starting in the 2011 Summer Cup, when he was benched after some poor performances, but has performed admirably ever since winning back the starting job. A series of heroic performances have saved the Goats from a few maulings, especially in the 2012, 2013 Summer Cup and 2014 Winter Cup Group Stages. DA BURRS' one weakness is the fact that his eyesight is impaired by his long fur, however he refuses to get it cut. | N/A | — |
| 8 | Clark the Cub | 
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>implying I know who this is | N/A | — |
Defenders
Centre-Backs | |||||
| No. | Name | Picture | Description | Playing Style | Card(s) |
| 23 | Lelbron | 
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Back to Back Hips | N/A | — |
| 25 | Tony Kornheiser | 
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As one of the most experienced members of the /sp/ squad, Kornheiser commands a lot of admiration and respect from the team's younger players. His humorous and knowledgeable personality merged with a burning desire to prove that he isn't yesterday's news mean that he is a great player to have in the /sp/ defense. | N/A | |
| 14 | MVP | 
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Ladies and Gentleman, your 2014 Winter Cup MVP | N/A | — |
| 12 | >us 12s | 
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>sustained yelling | N/A | — |
| 15 | Teboq | 
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Insert Description of Teboq here | N/A | — |
| 70 | Orson Welles | 
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AHAHAHAHAHA FAGGOT | N/A | — |
Full-Backs | |||||
| No. | Name | Picture | Description | Playing Style | Card(s) |
| 18 | 18-1 | 
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It has been implied by some of the more callous members of the media that 18-1 is "damaged goods" after he choked in an extremely important game a few years ago. However, despite the reservations of some of the fans, and the fear that he could bring a losing mentality to the team, the /sp/ management decided to sign him up. Since signing for the GOATS, 18-1 has been on a mission to prove his critics wrong, turning in a series of fine performances in the /sp/ defence. | N/A | |
| 2 | Jagsguy | 
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Being a fan of the Jacksonville Jaguars, Jagsguy has suffered a lot of sporting heartache over the years. However, if there's one thing he knows, it's what a losing team looks like. This knowledge has proved useful to the /sp/ management as it has allowed them to make changes to the team when things aren't going so well. Jagsguy is also a great player to have in the squad as he is very eager to prove himself. He holds the belief that if some of the players on the Jaguars team can be professional athletes, then he can too. This desire to reach the top has seen him become a fans' favourite in the few appearances that he's made for the /sp/ GOATS. | N/A | — |
| 3 | DRTWWWTTATY | 
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DAILY REMINDER THAT WE WILL WIN THE TREBLE AGAIN THIS YEAR | N/A | — |
| 97 | The Archiver | 
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97 pages... 97 pages of the purest form of autism | N/A | — |
Midfield
Central Midfield | ||||||
| No. | Name | Picture | Description | Playing Style | Card(s) | |
| 99 | >Furpuck | 
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Something about Hockey | N/A | ||
| 9 | >TORRES | 
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| 13 | Potlel | 
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Defensive Midfield | ||||||
| No. | Name | Picture | Description | Playing Style | Card(s) | |
| 45 | Based Deng | 
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THANK YOU BASED DENG | |||
| 4 | >Schalke | 
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>Schalke | |||
| 43 | BTFO | 
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DMF's gettin BLOWN THE FUCK OUT | |||
Attacking Midfield | ||||||
| No. | Name | Picture | Description | Playing Style | Card(s) | |
| 50 | USA USA USA | 
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| 6 | >Moyes | 
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One of the newest additions to the squad, his popularity on /sp/ skyrocketed when he was announced as the new Manchester United manager, his brilliant tactics are well known across /sp/, with people spamming >moyes to let everyone know what a great move or cross just happened | |||
| 7 | George Costanza | 
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Centre Forwards
| No. | Name | Picture | Description | Boots | Card(s) |
| 10 | Messi | 
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Messi is /sp/'s talismanic striker and a real fans' favorite. Now going into his 6th (7th?) major tournament, his goals and majestic skills have earned him a fearsome reputation among the opposition. Always looking to get forward at every opportunity and have shots on goal, Messi is /sp/'s top scorer. Despite missing out on the opportunity to repeat his Golden Boot performance, his activities on the field played a significant role in /sp/'s cup victories and they will look to him to continue that level of play. |