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{{SimpleBoardInfobox | {{SimpleBoardInfobox | ||
|team= ice | |team= ice | ||
|motto= | |motto= I AM COLD | ||
|name= ice | |name= ice | ||
|date= 13th October 2017 | |date= 13th October 2017 | ||
|manager= Ice King | |manager= Ice King | ||
|owner= | |owner= PepsiCo® | ||
|irl= {{Anonymous|Toffelskater}} | |irl= {{Anonymous|Toffelskater}} | ||
|color1= Team color in HEX code. | |color1= Team color in HEX code. | ||
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|horn= www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5AYLyV8iAc | |horn= www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5AYLyV8iAc | ||
|gh_title= Snow Mecha Take Off - Zabutom | |gh_title= Snow Mecha Take Off - Zabutom | ||
|altgh1_what= <span class="explain" title="How do we fix Ice Type?, Jack Frost, Ice Physics and | |altgh1_what= <span class="explain" title="How do we fix Ice Type?, Jack Frost, Ice Physics, Cirno and Chill Man">Vidya</span> Goalhorn | ||
|althorn1= www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYxlqTpZ-24 | |althorn1= www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYxlqTpZ-24 | ||
|altgh1_title= Ice Cap Zone Act 1 | |altgh1_title= Ice Cap Zone Act 1 | ||
|altgh2_what= When Anyone scores a Hattrick | |altgh2_what= When Anyone scores a Hattrick | ||
|althorn2= www.youtube.com/watch?v= | |althorn2= https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKRkOFlIdsQ | ||
|altgh2_title= Diamond Dust Zone Act | |altgh2_title= Diamond Dust Zone Act 2 | ||
|altgh3_what= Ulsa Goalhorn | |altgh3_what= Ulsa Goalhorn | ||
|althorn3= www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_BbALQqKLA | |althorn3= www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_BbALQqKLA | ||
|altgh3_title= DO NOT HOLD ONTO IT | |altgh3_title= DO NOT HOLD ONTO IT | ||
|altgh4_what= NOOT NOOT Goalhorn | |altgh4_what= NOOT NOOT Goalhorn | ||
|althorn4= | |althorn4= https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPyybljWfDg | ||
|altgh4_title= NOOT NOOT | |altgh4_title= NOOT NOOT | ||
|kithome= (Optional) Filename for the home kit. | |kithome= (Optional) Filename for the home kit. | ||
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=== /ice/ Roster === | === /ice/ Roster === | ||
{{sq start}} | {{sq start}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=35 |pos=GK |name= <span class="explain" title="The world's Northernmost commieblock (city), no one or ball gets into this isolated commieblock and their precious nickel and rare earth metal reserves, unless you're a quality Russian or Belerussian ball.">Norilsk</span>}} | {{sq start player |no=35 |pos=GK |name= <span class="explain" title="The world's Northernmost commieblock (city), no one or ball gets into this isolated commieblock and their precious nickel and rare earth metal reserves, unless you're a quality Russian or Belerussian ball. Or if you're coming to work in the Gulag.">Norilsk</span>}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=0 |pos=LB |name= <span class="explain" title="The coldest temperature that one can reachm it makes this team feel pretty warm. According to the Third Law of Thermodynamics, we can't reach this temperature, but some /sci/entist will come in and tell me that 500 nK is 0 K, but instead i'll just be corrected because I'm a brainlet.">Zero Kelvin</span>}} | {{sq start player |no=0 |pos=LB |name= <span class="explain" title="The coldest temperature that one can reachm it makes this team feel pretty warm. According to the Third Law of Thermodynamics, we can't reach this temperature, but some /sci/entist will come in and tell me that 500 nK is 0 K, but instead i'll just be corrected because I'm a brainlet.">Zero Kelvin</span>}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=9|pos=CB |name= <span class="explain" title="The magical Touhou ice fairy. 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA ">Cirno</span>}} | {{sq start player |no=9|pos=CB |name= <span class="explain" title="The magical Touhou ice fairy. 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA ">Cirno</span>}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=12 |pos=CB |name= <span class="explain" title="Two rare weather conditions, one which is fog with ice crystals inside it. And nope it's not a fucking special snowflake gay trans mayonnaise attack helicopter OC Donut Steel. It's just an ice crystal with | {{sq start player |no=12 |pos=CB |name= <span class="explain" title="Two rare weather conditions, one which is fog with ice crystals inside it. And nope it's not a fucking special snowflake gay trans mayonnaise attack helicopter OC Donut Steel. It's just an ice crystal with shapes. The other one is rain which freezes as it hits the ground. Also any of you who live in cold regions never know the pain of it never even snowing except on rare occassions. You don't get to remain comfy in Winter clothes, and when it does snow everything shuts down. Warmer regions are not comfy, and you will never experience this comfy weather without the magic of PES. with">Diamond Dust with Freezing Rain</span>}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=25 |pos=LB |name= <span class="explain" title="The Svalbard NEET lives a comfy life living off autismbux from oil rich Norway, while having nothing to do to end his NEETdom. Too bad his computer probably doesn't work due to the cold temperatures, and probably gets attacked by polar bears on a regular basis. Maybe that's why there's almost no Kingdom of Svalbard flags on 4chan.">Comfy Svalbard NEET</span>}} | {{sq start player |no=25 |pos=LB |name= <span class="explain" title="The Svalbard NEET lives a comfy life living off autismbux from oil rich Norway, while having nothing to do to end his NEETdom. Too bad his computer probably doesn't work due to the cold temperatures, fucking semiconductors, and probably gets attacked by polar bears on a regular basis. Maybe that's why there's almost no Kingdom of Svalbard flags on 4chan.">Comfy Svalbard NEET</span>}} | ||
{{sq gold player |no=1 |pos=AMF |name= <span class="explain" title="Nightmare fuel from everyone's favourite Finnish anime. The Groke just wants friendship, warmth and a few useless trinkets but she grunts for everything she wants and freezes everything she goes near, and due to this is rejected by everyone, living in her cavern in the lonely mountains. She's just like the average user here then.">The Groke</span>}} | {{sq gold player |no=1 |pos=AMF |name= <span class="explain" title="Nightmare fuel from everyone's favourite Finnish anime. The Groke just wants friendship, warmth and a few useless trinkets but she grunts for everything she wants and freezes everything she goes near, and due to this is rejected by everyone, living in her cavern in the lonely mountains. She's just like the average user here then.">The Groke</span>}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=13 |pos=AMF |name= <span class="explain" title="If ratboygenius fucked one of those Spiderman Frozen nursrey rhymes videos, and was raised by someone who made a parody of those nursrey rhymes this would be the result. Do not hold onto it, do not hold onto it, the ice is very COLD!!!!! Do not hold on to it, do not hold onto it, only I can be so bold! Doooo not touch ice for it may freeze you, but it wont freeze meeeeee, you must not grab the ice! LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LAAAAAAAAA LAAAAAAAAA LAAAAAA! Do not hold onto it, do not hold onto it, it will freeze your hand!! Do not hold onto it, do not hold onto it, you must follow my command! Only I can hold onto ice, while others who do. Must pay the price!">Ulsa</span>}} | {{sq start player |no=13 |pos=AMF |name= <span class="explain" title="If ratboygenius fucked one of those Spiderman Frozen nursrey rhymes videos, and was raised by someone who made a parody of those nursrey rhymes this would be the result. Do not hold onto it, do not hold onto it, the ice is very COLD!!!!! Do not hold on to it, do not hold onto it, only I can be so bold! Doooo not touch ice for it may freeze you, but it wont freeze meeeeee, you must not grab the ice! LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LAAAAAAAAA LAAAAAAAAA LAAAAAA! Do not hold onto it, do not hold onto it, it will freeze your hand!! Do not hold onto it, do not hold onto it, you must follow my command! Only I can hold onto ice, while others who do. Must pay the price!">Ulsa</span>}} | ||
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{{sq mid}} | {{sq mid}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=77 |pos=GK |name= <span class="explain" title="Ah yes, Iceland, the land of fucking volcanoes and dentists, although it's still cold here. Then we have fucking Greenland which is all ice. Someone should fix this shit.">"""Ice"""Land</span>}} | {{sq start player |no=77 |pos=GK |name= <span class="explain" title="Ah yes, Iceland, the land of fucking volcanoes and dentists, although it's still cold here. Then we have fucking Greenland which is all ice. Someone should fix this shit.">"""Ice"""Land</span>}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=42 |pos= | {{sq start player |no=42 |pos=LB |name= <span class="explain" title="The most PATRICIAN way of showing off where your interests or powerlevel lie in the form of an image. The perfect way to show if you're a normalfag or autist, brainlet or enlightened or to just tell someone else that their taste is shit.">Iceberg Chart</span>}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=3 |pos= | {{sq start player |no=3 |pos=CB |name= <span class="explain" title="Zoinks Skooks! Am I glad that he’s frozen in there and that we’re out here and that he’s the Sheriff and that we’re frozen out here and we’re in there and I just remembered we’re out here. What I wanna know is where’s the Caveman?">Caveman Sheriff</span>}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=41 |pos= | {{sq start player |no=41 |pos=CB |name= <span class="explain" title="A meme which has defeated many fine European leaders, including Napoleon and Hitler, because of the Russian Winter. Who will be the next leader to fall to this meme?">{{greentext|Attacking Russia in Winter}}</span>}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=30 |pos= | {{sq start player |no=30 |pos=RB |name= <span class="explain" title="Well, seeing as he's frozen for about another 980 years, and he's doing nothing else he might as well play some virtual divegrass to pass the time. I wonder what being frozen and revivied feels like? tfw can't afford cryogenice either.">Frozen Philip J. Fry</span>}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=17 |pos= | {{sq start player |no=17 |pos=DMF |name= <span class="explain" title="I mean, I just found this at the back of my freezer, it's frozen, it must be fresh and still good to eat. I certainly won't die eating it. Also a fantastic way to preserve meat for the McMammoth™ burger. Why not have some fresh ice to put into your refreshing fresh Pepsi™ too?">"""Fresh""" Frozen Food</span>}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=9 |pos= | {{sq start player |no=9 |pos=CMF |name= <span class="explain" title="Yuri on Ice!!! rep, If only I actually watched this I might know something other than there being fags ice skating, which is shit in its own right. Also everything is better when followed by "On Ice"">Gays on Ice!!!</span>}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=21 |pos= | {{sq start player |no=21 |pos=AMF |name= <span class="explain" title="USA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, although this is still somewhat relevant, it might change to implying Winter Olympics or some hockey meme if I knew any other than rags and those clipart animals from /hoc/ OPs.">Triangle and Tobacco's Bobsled team</span>}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=34 |pos= | {{sq start player |no=34 |pos=CMF |name= <span class="explain" title="tfw your Icefu will never be real, feels bad man. Or if it's a Yuki Onna she will also kill you and end your suffering.">Muh Icefu</span>}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=99 |pos= | {{sq start player |no=99 |pos=LB |name= <span class="explain" title=" Robot Master from Mega Man 10. He is very cold and chill. Chill man, no hotheads allowed, why not lie in the ice and freeze yourself to release the hotheadedness?">Chill Man</span>}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=52 |pos= | {{sq start player |no=52 |pos=RB |name= <span class="explain" title="IceCat is a fork of Firefox from the GNU project. I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as IceCat, is in fact, GNU IceCat, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus IceCat.">IceCat</span>}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=77 |pos=CF |name= <span class="explain" title="NOOT NOOT motherfuckers. Pingu is a meme 77 striker who has a unique goalhorn.">NOOT NOOT</span>}} | {{sq start player |no=77 |pos=CF |name= <span class="explain" title="NOOT NOOT motherfuckers. Pingu is a meme 77 striker who has a unique goalhorn.">NOOT NOOT</span>}} | ||
{{sq end}} | {{sq end}} | ||
<span class="explain" title=""></span> | <span class="explain" title=""></span> | ||
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A meme team which might compete in this event provided my toaster doesn't die by then. Some of the roster is shit so players/positions/numbers will probably change for the sole wiki autist who cares about this stuff.
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