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{{sq start player |no=1 |pos=GK |name=CARALHO}} | {{sq start player |no=1 |pos=GK |name=CARALHO}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=2|pos=LB |name=Please Watch Our League}} | {{sq start player |no=2|pos=LB |name=Please Watch Our League}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=3 |pos=CB |name=Fala | {{sq start player |no=3 |pos=CB |name=Fala Inglês?}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=4 |pos=CB |name=Porto Pepe}} | {{sq start player |no=4 |pos=CB |name=Porto Pepe}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=5 |pos=RB |name=NANI?}} | {{sq start player |no=5 |pos=RB |name=NANI?}} | ||
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===Matches=== | ===Matches=== | ||
None yet. | None yet. | ||
==Roster== | |||
{| class="wikitable" width=100% | |||
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!style="background:#d81313; color:#d81313; width="1%"| Number | |||
!style="background:#d81313;color:#d81313"; width="5%"| Picture | |||
!style="background:#d81313;color:#ffffff"| Position | |||
!style="background:#d81313;color:#ffffff"| Name | |||
!style="background:#d81313;color:#ffffff"| Description | |||
|-bgcolor="c1f7a0" | |||
| 1 | |||
| [[File:POR Caralho.jpg|100px]] | |||
| Goal Keeper | |||
| CARALHO | |||
| 50-75% of the Portuguese vocabulary. | |||
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|-bgcolor="c1f7a0" | |||
| 2 | |||
| [[File:POR Please Wach Our League.jpg|100px]] | |||
| LB | |||
| Please Watch Our League | |||
| The Liga Nos is a quality bracket and one of the finest in europe, and totally not a boring stomping ground with only three decent teams. | |||
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|-bgcolor="c1f7a0" | |||
| 3 | |||
| [[File:POR Fala Inglês.jpg|100px]] | |||
| CB | |||
| Fala Inglés? | |||
| The go to line for tourists, mutts or any any other scourge to our beautiful country. Fuck off and learn the language. | |||
|- | |||
|-bgcolor="c1f7a0" | |||
| 4 | |||
| [[File:Porto Pepe .jpg|100px]] | |||
| CB | |||
| Porto Pepe | |||
| Hundreds of these things exist thanks to the dedicated efforts of one anon. Godspeed. | |||
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|-bgcolor="c1f7a0" | |||
| 5 | |||
|[[File:NANI .jpg|100px]] | |||
| RB | |||
| NANI? | |||
| Master of obtaining red cards needlessly. The last true bastion of Portuguese murderball. Occasionally pretty good at football too. | |||
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|-bgcolor="c1f7a0" | |||
| 6 | |||
| [[File:FED Afonso Henriques .png|100px]] | |||
| DMF | |||
| Afonso Henriques | |||
| The first Portuguese King and undoubtedly the best. Known for creating portugal and purging moors. | |||
|- | |||
|-bgcolor="c1f7a0" | |||
| 8 | |||
| [[File:Sporting.jpg|100px]] | |||
| CMF | |||
| {{greentext|Sporting}} | |||
| Championship NEVER EVER | |||
|- | |||
|-bgcolor="c1f7a0" | |||
| 9 | |||
| [[File:POR Alberto Barbosa.jpg|100px]] | |||
| CMF | |||
| Alberto Barbosa | |||
| Trust me, we're white. | |||
|- | |||
|-bgcolor="c1f7a0" | |||
| 10 | |||
| [[File:POR RECONQUISTA.jpg|100px]] | |||
| CMF | |||
| RECONQUISTA | |||
| This is why Iberia is catholic. SECOND RECONQUISTA WHEN? | |||
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|-bgcolor="c1f7a0" | |||
| 11 | |||
| [[File:POR Salazar.jpg|100px]] | |||
| 26 | |||
| SALAZAR | |||
| The man who did everything wrong (if you ask communists) or nothing wrong (if you ask facists). A dictator who somehow made his country prosperous. | |||
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|-bgcolor="c1f7a0" | |||
| 7 | |||
| [[File:POR TSUUUUUU.jpg|100px]] | |||
| SS | |||
| TSUUUUUUCaptain | |||
| TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU | |||
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/por/ is the team of Portugal.
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Exports
soon(tm).
Matches
None yet.
Roster
Number | Picture | Position | Name | Description |
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1 | Goal Keeper | CARALHO | 50-75% of the Portuguese vocabulary. | |
2 | LB | Please Watch Our League | The Liga Nos is a quality bracket and one of the finest in europe, and totally not a boring stomping ground with only three decent teams. | |
3 | CB | Fala Inglés? | The go to line for tourists, mutts or any any other scourge to our beautiful country. Fuck off and learn the language. | |
4 | CB | Porto Pepe | Hundreds of these things exist thanks to the dedicated efforts of one anon. Godspeed. | |
5 | RB | NANI? | Master of obtaining red cards needlessly. The last true bastion of Portuguese murderball. Occasionally pretty good at football too. | |
6 | File:FED Afonso Henriques .png | DMF | Afonso Henriques | The first Portuguese King and undoubtedly the best. Known for creating portugal and purging moors. |
8 | CMF | >Sporting | Championship NEVER EVER | |
9 | CMF | Alberto Barbosa | Trust me, we're white. | |
10 | CMF | RECONQUISTA | This is why Iberia is catholic. SECOND RECONQUISTA WHEN? | |
11 | 26 | SALAZAR | The man who did everything wrong (if you ask communists) or nothing wrong (if you ask facists). A dictator who somehow made his country prosperous. | |
7 | SS | TSUUUUUUCaptain | TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU |