2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup squads

Main article: Historical Rosters

Teams sourced from old Wikidot archives (original idea courtesy of GoldenWingman).

/3/

No. Position Player 24   GK The Industry   LB Gratuitous Amazon Warrior   CB Cinema 4D   RB Lightwave   LMF >blender   RMF INDUSTRY STANDARDS   AMF Zbrush Demon   LWF Softimage   RWF Utah Teapot 7   SS Maya 10   CF 3DS Max

No. Position Player   GK Wendy   GK MMO ENGINES   LB Modo   CB More Blender   RB Sketchup   LMF lrn2googl   RMF Photoshop Thread   AMF WIPs   LWF t3apots   RWF Polygon Count   SS Rhino 4.0   CF Character Designs

/adv/ (disqualified)

• Note: This would have been /adv/'s team, had somebody forgot to change Benterski's name. Medals unknown.

No. Position Player   GK Goodguygreg   LB Autistic   CB S/adv/irgin   CB Relationshit   RB Bitches & Whores   LMF Assburgers   CMF Foreveralone   RMF Suicide   LWF Beta-As-Fuck   RWF CheatingGF**   CF 5inch Dick

No. Position Player   GK Hindsight   GK WHYCANTI   CB Mr Jelly   CB FakeCuckold   CB PUA   CB Dickinass   DMF 1stworldproblems   AMF Watdo   LWF Thatguy   RWF HELPHELP   CF Friendzoned   CF Benterski

/an/

No. Position Player   GK Creepy Moray Eels   LB Biscuit   CB Pet Rock   CB Bessy   RB Spongeworld   DMF Sad Rat   LMF Cougars   CMF Brown Recluse   RMF Corgi   CF Mantis King   CF Spacebat

No. Position Player   GK Welsh Snails Snails   GK Bettas   LB Pallas Cat   CB Tits   CB Red Husky, Would You?   RB Tibetan Fox   DMF Jumping Spiders   LMF David Attenborough   CMF Greyhound   RMF CAWWW   CF Manly Crab   CF Bubba The Iguana

/cgl/

No. Position Player   GK Peacock Feather   LB Not A Fetish   CB Pixyteriyaki   CB Derpy-Chan   LMF Kipi   RB Photoshop   CMF Lace Monster   RMF Jealous Fatty   LWF 100 Dicks   RWF Vendetta   SS Dramu

No. Position Player   GK Mr. Yan   LB Circlejerk   CB 3DPD   CB Crushed Velvet   RB Tuna Melt   LMF Sugar Daddy   CMF Coscom   CMF Burando   RMF Fakeboi   LWF Cottage Cheese   RWF Niggamoon   CF GetAGoddamnWig

/cm/

No. Position Player   GK Mark   RB Oyaji Moe~   LB Hidekaz   CB Shuu Iwamine   CB Takashi Natsume   DMF Edward Elric   DMF Kaworu Nagisa   CMF Tieria Erde   AMF Dio Brando   SS Griffith   CF Soldier Blue

No. Position Player   GK Roberto Miura   LB Eroica   CB Ichijou   RB Kotomine Kirei   DMF Shining Saotome   DMF Kaito   CMF Kusuriuri   CMF Peppermint Kisses   AMF Raidou Kuzunoha   AMF Hitoshi-San   SS Sebastian Michaelis   CF Date Masamune

/d/

No. Position Player 11   GK Consentacles 6   LB HSITMPBAMCWTPOP 25   CB Dmitrys 67   CB Helpful Femanon 5   RB Vore 43   DMF NO WESTERN 73   CMF Shitting Dick Nipples 23   LMF Potato House 45   RMF Dracula Penis 33   SS Melon Fuck 3   CF Haigure

No. Position Player 46   GK Damn It Naga 1   GK Thread Hidden Expert 26   LB Ganguro 89   CB XXXX Corruptions 51   CB Tali'Zorah vas Normandy 72   RB Monster Girl Quest 4   DMF 4 Leaf Clover 7   CMF Bob Sapp 48   LMF Futaspammer 50   RMF /d/'s 4 Duckgirls 52   SS BREAK-A-BITCH 68   CF Zaela

/f/

No. Position Player   GK Lolicatgirls   LB Massive Damage   CB Mormon Jesus   LMF Hellfire   CMF Super Deep Throat   RMF LOOP   LWF WTF.swf   LWF Meet And Fuck   RWF YES YES   SS DA HOOD   SS Dancing Street Guys

No. Position Player   GK Scatman   GK FearofGod   LB Gardevoir Paizuri   CB gnomeparty   LMF Friday At Last   RMF Party Hard   CMF AN EPIC TALE   LWF There She Is   RWF IOSYS   RWF Cory In The House   SS Nipaa   SS ZONE

/gif/

No. Position Player   GK Bump   SW Notporn   CB PornDetective   LB Jigglybutts   RB Jigglytits   DMF Sexyhorsecock   CMF JapsGonnaJap   CMF Isthisreal?   AMF TakingTheKnot   AMF >GOREANDRAPE   CF Sauce

No. Position Player   GK CAN'TFINDSAUCE!   SW What'sTheSauce?   LB Gibe Sauce   CB Sauce?   RB Want Sauce   DMF Sauce Where?   CMF Source   CMF Sauce Nao   CMF Sauce Plz   AMF Give Sauce   AMF Saurce   CF Need Sauce

/int/

No. Position Player   GK Best Korea   LB yDNA Haplogroup   CB Yuropoor   CB Amerifat   RB Sudaca   LMF Slav   RMF Serbia YESYESYES   AMF Swinegolian   LWF 86 Maradona   RWF >Argentina >white   CF Putin

No. Position Player   GK Great Wall of China   LB Ataturk   CB Falklands   CB AmIWhite   RB Mao Zedong   LMF Meanwhile in X   LMF BRBR   RMF Shah   RMF Tito   AMF Polandball   LWF Stalin   RWF Glorious Nippon

/lit/

• Positions for ten substitutes unclear: Shakespeare, Deep&Edgy and Raskolnikov were forwards. HAERY POTAH, Huge Orson Welles, Hodor and Quentin were midfielders. Baby Shoes Never Worn, Kindle and Lo-lee-ta were defenders.

No. Position Player   GK Tao Lin   LB Albert Camus   CB Entry Level   RB TwilLite   LMF David Foster Wallace   CMF James Joyce   RMF No Discernable Talent   AMF Capsguy   LWF Bookface   RWF Nietzsche   CF Ayn Rand

No. Position Player   GK Kitzo Hekotormos   GK Anonymous ?? Lo-lee-ta ?? Kindle ?? Baby Shoes Never Worn ?? Quentin ?? Hodor ?? Huge Orson Welles ?? HAERY POTAH ?? Raskolnikov ?? Deep&Edgy ?? Shakespeare

/m/

No. Position Player 1   GK Eva-01 15   LB Valkyrie 2   CB Mazinger Z 33   CB Gunbuster 7   RB Ultraman 36   DMF GaoGaiGar 9   DMF Scopedog 40   LMF Kamen Rider 6   RMF Getter Robo 3   AMF Alteisen 78   CF Gundam RX-78-2

No. Position Player 13   GK Master Asia 87   GK Chinese Gundam 77   LB Vintage Gundam 10   CB Big O 5   CB Voltron 37   RB AkaRed 11   LMF Ver.Ka. 26   DMF Megas XLR 20   DMF Strike Freedom 66   RMF Ginguiser 69   AMF E.N.I.S. 31   CF Daizengar

/mlp/

No. Position Player 16   GK Derpy Hooves 3   CB Horsefucker 4   CB Fluffy Pone 7   DMF Black Twilight 2   DMF Clopfic 6   LMF Faust 8   RMF Best Pony 17   LWF Boop 5   RWF Fuck Your Marker 9   CF >rape 10   CF Molestia

No. Position Player 13   GK Lifeboat 25   GK Bananas 22   GK Smile Smile Smile 15   CB Futashy 26   CB Marshmallow Butthole 14   CB Ableist Ponies 12   CB Terry 24   DMF King Zebra 18   LMF Nathan 19   RMF Seaty Belt 20   LWF Pure Pony Pleasure 23   RWF Applerape

/n/

No. Position Player   GK AIRPORTGENERAL   CB Francesco Schettino   CB Bullet Trains   CB Hipster Fixie   DMF ALLLLL ABOARD   DMF Old Steel 10 Speed   LMF Tite Gapz   RMF F-40PH   AMF Dat Framework   AMF Slam The Stem   CF I Like Trains

No. Position Player   GK Dykes on Bikes   GK Battleships   CB Randonneuring   CB Biking Weather   DMF AnybodyLongboard?   DMF >American Transport   LMF Unloved Bicycle   LMF Quality Tyres   RMF Pilots License   RMF GLORIOUS RUSSIAN VEHICLES   AMF Metro   AMF FUCK THE POLICE

/po/

/po/'s Wikidot page has only two captures, both of which capture the page not existing. Therefore the inaugural /po/ squad is pretty much unknown. This is likely because /po/ lost in the 2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup preliminary round to /an/ (who had archived pages) and therefore everybody went back to forgetting that /po/ ever existed.

No. Position Player ?? X-Acto ?? Big Head Mode ?? 21 other players unknown

/pol/

No. Position Player   GK JIDF   CB Alex Jones 5   CB Fox News   CB Ahmadinejad 27   DMF Breivik 15   DMF Obongo 10   CMF Jews 11   CMF Hitler 9   AMF Stormfront 7   AMF Santorum Surge 16   SS Doompaul

No. Position Player   GK Spaghetti Romney   CB U.S. Veto   CB FEMA Camp   DMF Liberal Faggots   DMF Moon Base   CMF Muh Dik   CMF Zionism   CMF Feminist Twat   CMF Hayek   AMF Austrian Economics   CF Freedom Watch   SS Small Government

/r9k/

Positions unclear except for goalkeepers. represents defenders, represents midfielders, and represents forwards.

No. Position Player   GK mootbloxx   CB Bearded Vulture   CB Feminazi   CB Alan Aardvark   CMF Vyro   CMF Sadfrog   CMF Kissless Virgin   CMF Misogynist   CF christfag   CF ROBOT9001   CF Japanese Lettuce Hardcore

No. Position Player   GK White Knight   CB BETA AS FUCK   CB Mental Disorders   CMF Shores   CMF Beaches   CMF A LOT OF DUDES   CMF Forever Alone   CMF Normalfag   CMF Cape&Fedora   CF Fanny Pack   CF Greentext   CF Neckbeard

/s/

No. Position Player   GK Dat Ass   LB Sauce   CB Giant Tits   CB Chubbie   RB Landwhale   LMF Pokies   CMF MOAR!   CMF Hairychick   RMF YouLoveYouLose   RWF Preggo   CF BANNED

No. Position Player   GK Milf   LB Fit   CB Questionable Age   CB Random Dump   RB Not /r/   DMF Contribute   CMF Small Tits   CMF Lesbians   AMF Redhead   LWF Retro   RWF Wizardwanda   SS Shorthair

/sci/

This is a problem, because Bill Nye definitely played in this cup, but he is not listed in this team. This might have been a 2012SBC friendlies team.

No. Position Player   GK Stephen Hawking   LB Eugenics   CB Putnam Math   CB 300k Starting   RB >biology >hard science   DMF Deep Sea Bro   DMF Nikola Tesla   CMF Thorium   AMF Magnets   AMF Richard Feynman   SS Carl Sagan

No. Position Player   GK LaTeX   LB CERN   CB Internet Philosopher   RB Agnostic Atheist   DMF Troll Science   CMF Tsoukalos   LMF Evolution   RMF Homo Engineer   AMF >tfwnogf   LWF Transhumanist   RWF Saged Homework   SS Richard Dawkins

/soc/

No. Position Player 1   GK Chubby Girls ITT   LB Hook Up   CB Trap   RB Cuckold   DMF Alpha Male 6   DMF tinychat.com/SOCSCENE   CMF Vocaroo   CMF Feet   AMF Crush   CF Time Line   CF Amazon Wishlist

No. Position Player   GK MILF**   GK Sluttiest Thing I've Ever Done   LB Tumblr   CB Rate My Cock   CB Beta Male   RB asl   DMF Tits or GTFO   DMF Booty Thread   CMF Circlejerker #2   CMF Circlejerker #1   SS Find A Fuckbuddy   CF Ideal Mate

/toy/

• Positions of eleven substitutes uncertain.
• Defenders were Dull Surprise, Cactus Owl and African Bugman. Midfielders were Blindpack, Hipster Vinyl, Danbo, Tako Luka and Rapedog. Forwards were Domon Kasshu, Cattleya and Drossel.

No. Position Player ??   GK Abuse 64   LB Destro 59   CB Ghoulia 23   RB Screw Holes 50   DMF Nobel Gunpla 11   DMF Madoka Titus 82   LMF Merman 84   CMF Optimus Prime 7   RMF Prof. Layton 45   CF Matty 95   CF Woody

No. Position Player 10   GK Hamhands 31 ?? Dull Surprise 28 ?? Cactus Owl 71 ?? African Bugman 16 ?? Blindpack 58 ?? Hipster Vinyl 3 ?? Danbo 4 ?? Tako Luka ?? ?? Rapedog 17 ?? Domon Kasshu 5 ?? Cattleya 19 ?? Drossel

/vp/

No. Position Player   GK Gary Oak   LB Joey's Rattata   CB 52000 Error Code   CB Stealth Rocks   RB Serebii.net   DMF >N   LMF >implying owls are birds   RMF IT WAS ZOROARK!   AMF Miror B   CF Nigger Winner Furthremore   CF King Isaiah

No. Position Player   GK Smogon/Karen   LB Meloettas Delicious Frosting   CB Catgod   CB Smugleaf   RB MissingNo.   RB Professor Oak Came   DMF TRUMPETS   DMF Jelly Donuts   LMF Bitch Can't Hang   RMF Babos   AMF Tentaquil   CF Nuzlocke

/y/

No. Position Player   GK Bondage General   LB Starscream   CB Kyle Hyde   CB Alex Mercer   RB Kenny   LMF Dojima   CMF Footjob Thread   RMF Uke Spiderman   LWF Black   RWF Link   CF Delete Your Missfires

No. Position Player   GK Van   LB Blowjobs   CB Asami   CB Ukitake   CB Anal Rape   RB Sirius   LMF Team Fortress   CMF Transformers   RMF Hogwarts Thread   LWF Kawaii Neko ~*~   RWF Caught in the Act   CF Fucktoys