/biz/ Roster

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Players

Key

Starter

Sub

Silver

Gold

Active Players

Goalkeepers

Position	Picture	No.	Name	Description	Model
GK		77	Sergey Saves	MY LINKY STAYS SUPER STINKY $1000 EOY
GK		21	Zoomer HODL	JUST HODL YOU WEAK HANDED FAGGOTS

Defenders

Position	Picture	No.	Name	Description	Model
LB		5	Wagie	Wagie wagie, he works in cagie, now he's in ragie. Seriously fuck being a wagie.
CB		14	Buy High Sell Low	/biz/'s motto. Buy at the top, panic, and sell at the bottom. Repeat till you have nothing.
CB		3	Nocoiner	Grug no like memecoins, Grug buy stocks, real estate, and precious medals instead. /biz/ can keep bad memecoins, Grug know memecoins bad.
CB		10	Nice Just Bought 100k	You made some money in it? Nice just bought 100k. Its at the bottom? Nice just bought 100k. /biz/ just scored? Nice just bought 100k.
LB		8	Chinked	From your funds being safe to supply chain coins, chinks have deminstated time and time again to be one of THE BEST investments to make. That is if you like buying high and selling low.
LB		6	(((Ripple)))	A centralized join on a market about decentralization? Its backed by the US government? Gee I wonder (((who))) could be behind this?
CB		2	Golden Bullrun	Were never going under 3215 again! Its only up from here. R-right? Golden bullruns forever!
CB		1	Bagholder	Please buy my bags. My bags are so heavy. I've lost a lot of money. Please buy my bags.
RB		71	Elon Musk	Dude weed, lmao. Dude memes, lmao. Dude anime, lmao. Dude bitcoin, lmao. Dude bitcoin AND anime, hell fucking yes 100% /ourguy/.
RB		63	How Much BTC For This GF?	How much do I need to make in order to go to Thailand and buy a "G"F?

Midfielders

Position	Picture	No.	Name	Description	Model
DMF		4	Golden Pajeet	The designated shitting posters on /biz/. Now come to shit on the 4chan cup team.
CMF		20	Lambo	Everyone on /biz/'s vehicle of choice. Coveted by all, owned by none. UPDATE a single pajeet now owns one.
CMF		99	Sminem	Hosanna. This is the boy who will save crypto. He is the boy who will save /biz/. And he is the boy who will save the 4chan cup.
DMF		45	John "Boomer" McAfee	One of the most retarded but funny idiots that follow and comments on crypto. Had a skycoin logo tattooed on his back. Is running for president AGAIN. Who can stop this madman?
DMF		9	Bart	Whats that funny shapped the candel stick chart is doing? Oh no, its another bart. Looks like we're going down again.
DMF		7	FORCED MEMES	Somehow pajeets not only need to shill their shit coins on /biz/ but also need to shill their shitty memes. Be it Fresco or the NPC they all see to start on /biz/ and spread everywhere else.
CMF		18	BITCONNNEEEEEEEEEC	I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE BITCONNNEEEEEEEEECCCCCCC
CMF		12	SELL SELL SELL	This one needs no explanation - the moment your investment goes down even a little bit, freak out and Sell, Sell, Sell.

Forwards

Position	Picture	No.	Name	Description	Model
AMF		94	Money Skeleton	Thank you Money Skeleton!
SS		49	Dump It	BZZZZZ BZZZZZ Yes? He bought? Dump it. He sold? Pump et. He thought /biz/ would get anywhere in the 4cc? Crash it.
CF		0	AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH	I'VE LOST EVERYTHING! MAKE IT STOP! A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H

Old Players

Picture	Name	Description
	Firm Handshake	The best /biz/nessmen make a good impression, and the first step to a good impression is a Firm Handshake.
	$1/Pop	/biz/, what's the best way to make a million dollars? Buy some kneepads and suck a million dicks at $1/Pop.
	80s Guy	The most aggressive member of the /biz/ Backline. Ambitious, but misunderstood, 80s Guy returns to the starting lineup to turn his defenders into Sharks, not Sheep.
	Fuck The Poor	Reminder that there are no poor people on /biz/, just temporarily embarrassed millionaires.
	Chip Warmer	Providing Restaurant Style Warmth to the /biz/ backfield.
	Oil Prices	One of /biz/'s oldest threads - nothing but endless shitposting since Oil Prices began to drop in 2014, but they've managed to chug on since.
	Tai Lopez	Tai Lopez would be happy to tell you the secrets of his success... for $70/month. Can the team follow his 67 steps to success?
	Bulls	More optimistic than his partner Bears, Bulls hopes to BUY BUY BUY a solid performance in the 4chan Cup.
	How Do I Get Rich?	Every /biz/ regular's least favorite thread - the only thing an outsider asks is how to get rich quick.
	Janet Yellen	Chairwoman of the Federal Reserve, or Ben Bernanke in a wig? Janet Yellen takes her place in the /biz/ Goal, looking to build a sound Monetary Policy in the /biz/ backfield.
	Pyramid Scheme	Get your friends to buy in by calling it a "Reverse Funnel System". You can make a lot of money in a Pyramid Scheme, if you just know the right time to cash out. You wouldn't get caught holding the bag, right?
	Ethercuck	Some call it a technological marvel, but to /biz/, it's all about Buying the Dip and making sure not to be left holding the bag. The latest /biz/ money-making sensation
	Forex	Foreign Exchange threads have always been popular on /biz/. Don't let anyone trick you into thinking they've actually made money on it, though.
	Robinhood	Turning memes into dreams since 2014. Buy high, sell low.
	Step 1: Be A Jew	You had to know this was coming. The Chosen People know how to make a buck or two, and we can only hope that their PES equivalent can bring /biz/ Plenty of Goals.
	Yatch	Every /biz/nessman's goal is to own a 200-foot Yatch.
	NO CASH OUT	Internet Money is not a form of currency. Please get a job. Thank you.
	THEY'RE AWAKE	Hi nau, China numba wan!
	Whales	When a sudden pump or a sudden dump happen, I wonder who could be behind it? Surely crypto currency is held equaltiby so that someone can't just dumb his bags and ruin everyone...
	Digimarines	WE ARE THE DIGIMARINES AND AFTER ALL THIS TIME WE WILL STILL NOT SELL!
	Blockfolio Rate	Hey /biz/ rate my blockfolio. Look at all these loses. Am I buying high and selling low enough?
	4000 OMG	4000 OMG!