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==Roster==
{|{{Prettytable}}
|-
|style="background:#FF69B4; font-size:90%;" width="40px" align="center"|'''Hall Of Fame'''
|style="background:#333333; font-size:90%;" width="40px" align="center"|'''Retired'''
|style="font-size:90%;" width="40px" align="center"|'''Reserve'''
|style="background:#C3D69B; font-size:90%;" width="40px" align="center"|'''Sub'''
|style="background:#D3A890; font-size:90%;" width="40px" align="center"|'''Starter'''
|style="background:#C0C0C0; font-size:90%;" width="40px" align="center"|'''Silver'''
|style="background:#EDDA74; font-size:90%;" width="40px" align="center"|'''Gold'''
|-
|}
<h3>Starting 11</h3>
{|{{Prettytable}}
|-
|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;" align="center" |'''N°'''
|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;" align="center" |'''Position'''
|width="10%" style="background:#DBE5F1;" align="center" |'''Name'''
|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;" align="center" |'''Picture'''
|width="60%" style="background:#DBE5F1;" align="center" |'''Description'''
|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;" align="center" | '''Height (cm)'''
|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;" align="center" | '''Weight (kg)'''
|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;" align="center" | '''Footedness'''
|width="10%" style="background:#DBE5F1;" align="center" | '''Playing Style'''
|width="10%" style="background:#DBE5F1;" align="center" |'''Cards'''
|-
|style="background:#D3A890;" align="center"|'''69'''
|style="background:#D3A890;" align="center"|{{Position|GK}}
|style="background:#D3A890;" align="center"|'''Denied Pleasure'''
|style="background:#D3A890;" align="center"|[[File:NSFW Denied Pleasure.jpg|x200px]]
|style="background:#D3A890;" align="center"|There is nothing worst then wanting to come inside the defence... only to be shut down by this player.
|style="background:#D3A890;" align="center"|180cm
|style="background:#D3A890;" align="center"|72kg
|style="background:#D3A890;" align="center"|Right
|style="background:#D3A890;" align="center"|Offensive Goalkeeper
|style="background:#D3A890;" align="center"|Goalkeeper Long Throw
|-
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|'''19'''
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|'''Yaranaika'''
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|[[File:NSFW Yaranika.jpg|x200px]]
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|His pre-game "Shall We Do It?" talks are famous across the lands.
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|186cm
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|80kg
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|Right
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|Extra Frontman
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|Long Range Drive <br> First-Time Shot <br> Captaincy <br> Acrobatic Finishing <br> Long Ranger
|-
|style="background:#D3A890;" align="center"|'''33'''
|style="background:#D3A890;" align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|style="background:#D3A890;" align="center"|'''Kawaii Neko ~*~'''
|style="background:#D3A890;" align="center"|[[File:NSFW Kawaii Neko.jpg|x200px]]
|style="background:#D3A890;" align="center"|Kittyboys are a vast part of /y/ history. Whether it be for the right reasons like being extremely hot, or the wrong ones, like being a furry. Has one of the largest support base of any /y/ player.
|style="background:#D3A890;" align="center"|180cm
|style="background:#D3A890;" align="center"|99kg
|style="background:#D3A890;" align="center"|Right
|style="background:#D3A890;" align="center"|The Instigator
|style="background:#D3A890;" align="center"|&mdash;
|-
|style="background:#D3A890;" align="center"|'''88'''
|style="background:#D3A890;" align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|style="background:#D3A890;" align="center"|'''Hypnosis Rape'''
|style="background:#D3A890;" align="center"|[[File:NSFW Hypnosis Rape.png|x200px]]
|style="background:#D3A890;" align="center"|Making his way from the Halloween Squad, Hypnosis Rape gets underneath the skin and minds of players and fans alike. If your favourite striker just missed an open net, fair chance his under this guys spell.
|style="background:#D3A890;" align="center"|182cm
|style="background:#D3A890;" align="center"|72cm
|style="background:#D3A890;" align="center"|Right
|style="background:#D3A890;" align="center"|The Instigator
|style="background:#D3A890;" align="center"|&mdash;
|-
|style="background:#D3A890;" align="center"|'''47'''
|style="background:#D3A890;" align="center"|{{Position|RB}}
|style="background:#D3A890;" align="center"|'''Yaoi Accessories'''
|style="background:#D3A890;" align="center"|[[File:NSFW Yaoi Accesories.jpg|x200px]]
|style="background:#D3A890;" align="center"|He sells yaoi, and yaoi accessories.
|style="background:#D3A890;" align="center"|189cm
|style="background:#D3A890;" align="center"|79kg
|style="background:#D3A890;" align="center"|Right
|style="background:#D3A890;" align="center"|Offensive Full-Back
|style="background:#D3A890;" align="center"|One-Touch Pass
|-
|style="background:#D3A890;" align="center"|'''4'''
|style="background:#D3A890;" align="center"|{{Position|LB}}
|style="background:#D3A890;" align="center"|'''Sea Turtle'''
|style="background:#D3A890;" align="center"|[[File:NSFW Sea Turtle.jpeg|200px]]
|style="background:#D3A890;" align="center"|Try not to get too turned off shooting in his presence.
|style="background:#D3A890;" align="center"|205cm
|style="background:#D3A890;" align="center"|124kg
|style="background:#D3A890;" align="center"|Left
|style="background:#D3A890;" align="center"|Offensive Full-Back
|style="background:#D3A890;" align="center"|One-Touch Pass
|-
|style="background:#D3A890;" align="center"|'''10'''
|style="background:#D3A890;" align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
|style="background:#D3A890;" align="center"|'''My Begging Bottom'''
|style="background:#D3A890;" align="center"|[[File:NSFW My Begging Bottom.png|x200px]]
|style="background:#D3A890;" align="center"|How can you say "no" to that face?
|style="background:#D3A890;" align="center"|182cm
|style="background:#D3A890;" align="center"|53kg
|style="background:#D3A890;" align="center"|Right
|style="background:#D3A890;" align="center"|Anchor Man
|style="background:#D3A890;" align="center"|Pinpoint Crossing
|-
|style="background:#D3A890;" align="center"|'''26'''
|style="background:#D3A890;" align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|style="background:#D3A890;" align="center"|'''Experimental Fetish'''
|style="background:#D3A890;" align="center"|[[File:NSFW Experemental Fetish.jpg|x200px]]
|style="background:#D3A890;" align="center"|Not afraid to try new things, Experimental Fetish has become the brains on and off the pitch. If the team is 2 goals down with 5 minutes to go, this guy always has a plan, no matter how crazy it sounds.
|style="background:#D3A890;" align="center"|185cm
|style="background:#D3A890;" align="center"|75kg
|style="background:#D3A890;" align="center"|Right
|style="background:#D3A890;" align="center"|Box-To-Box
|style="background:#D3A890;" align="center"|Weighted Pass <br> Long Ball Expert
|-
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|'''5'''
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|{{Position|AMF}}
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|'''Black'''
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|[[File:NSFW Black.jpg|x200px]]
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|Offence, Defence, Uke, Seme, Black plays many roles and all of them excellently. When not becoming the very best like no-one ever was, riding ferris wheels or using his fancy footwork off the pitch, Black is one of /y/'s all time top scorers and assistants.
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|165cm
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|63kg
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|Right
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|Hole Player
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|First-Time Shot <br> One-Touch Pass <br> Acrobatic Finishing
|-
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|'''7'''
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|{{Position|SS}}
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|'''Ramen Yaoi'''
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|[[File:NSFW Ramen Yaoi.jpg|x200px]]
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|Can Ramen be Yaoi? His oodles of noodles allow him to be all over the pitch at once constricting the offence and squirming through defences. I guess I will have to show you then who does your noodles belong to. Ss..Sempai!, wh..what are you doing w..with that water!?, n..no! s..stop! I.. I will spill out!, ah!
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|190cm
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|80kg
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|Left
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|Goal Poacher
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|First-Time Shot <br> One-Touch Pass <br> Acrobatic Finishing
|-
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|'''9'''
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|{{Position|CF}}
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|'''Delete Your Missfire'''
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|[[File:NSFW DYM.jpg|x200px]]
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|Hey newfag! DELETE YOUR MISFIRES! If you want porn, post porn. Happy Fapping.
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|194kg
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|84kg
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|Right
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|Fox In The Box
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|Long Range Drive <br> First-Time Shot <br> Acrobatic Finishing <br> Long Ranger
|-
|}
<h3>Subs</h3>
{|{{Prettytable}}
|-
|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;" align="center" |'''N°'''
|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;" align="center" |'''Position'''
|width="10%" style="background:#DBE5F1;" align="center" |'''Name'''
|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;" align="center" |'''Picture'''
|width="60%" style="background:#DBE5F1;" align="center" |'''Description'''
|width="5%" style="background:#DBE5F1;" align="center" | '''Height (cm)'''
|width="5%" style="background:#DBE5F1;" align="center" | '''Weight (kg)'''
|width="5%" style="background:#DBE5F1;" align="center" | '''Footedness'''
|width="10%" style="background:#DBE5F1;" align="center" | '''Playing Style'''
|width="10%" style="background:#DBE5F1;" align="center" |'''Cards'''
|-
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''23'''
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|{{Position|GK}}
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''Shungiku Nakamura'''
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|[[File:NSFW Shungiku Nakamura.jpg|x200px]]
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|The "Crown Daisy" is mostly known for being the creator of Junjou Romantica, but in her spare time, Shungiku Nakamura has earned her place as the only female player in the squad, the second in the clubs history. Not a stranger for being under pressure in stressful situations, Shungiku hopes to show the world that there is a place for women in the team, even if she has to get a little dirty herself.
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|195cm
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|61kg
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|Left
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|Defensive Goalkeeper
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|&mdash;
|-
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''15'''
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|{{Position|GK}}
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''Page 15 Save'''
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|[[File:NSFW Page 15 Save.jpg|x200px]]
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|When all has been abandoned, when nobody is left to contribute, there is always one man sitting, waiting, watching. Page 15 Save lurks patiently until the last moment to bump his thread and make sure that nobody deletes his 87 image reposts of Homestuck or some shit like that.
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|185cm
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|88kg
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|Right
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|N/A
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|&mdash;
|-
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''2'''
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''Pit'''
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|[[File:NSFW Pit.jpg|x200px]]
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|When not spending his time with Palutena's army, he hangs around the pitch ready to help out the team in any way he can....and he means ANY way...
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|175cm
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|64kg
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|Right
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|The Instigator
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|&mdash;
|-
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''18'''
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''Might'''
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|[[File:NSFW Might.jpg|x200px]]
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|A student of the Silver Training School, Might just wants to find out where his best friend Adonis is. However, his "touchy" companions have left him all flustered, so hes spending his "relaxation" time here. Surely it won't be any gayer?
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|175cm
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|79kg
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|Left
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|The Instigator
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|One-Touch Pass
|-
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''16'''
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''Nagisa Hazuki'''
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|[[File:NSFW Nagisa Hazuki.jpg|x200px]]
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|A player who has swapped his swimming trunks for football shorts, Nagaisa isn't afraid to be wet, (and in more ways then one) to get the job done.
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|175cm
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|55kg
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|Left
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|The Instigator
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|&mdash;
|-
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''17'''
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|{{Position|RB}}
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''Hotalia'''
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|[[File:NSFW Hotalia.jpg|x200px]]
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|When hes not in war rooms "defusing" situations, Hotalia likes to take his "people skills" on the pitch, which results him swerving past the competition. When there is conflict, Hotalia is always not too far off.
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|180cm
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|78kg
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|Right
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|Offensive Full-Back
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|One-Touch Pass
|-
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''24'''
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|{{Position|LB}}
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''FrostCup'''
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|[[File:NSFW FrostCup.png|x200px]]
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|The coldest/coolest top and bottom paring since the Lich King and Bolvar Fordragon, FrostCup has shown to many that no kind of organised attack can penetrate this kind of love.
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|170cm
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|87kg
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|Right
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|Offensive Full-Back
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|One-Touch Pass
|-
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''55'''
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|{{Position|RMF}}
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''Fucktoys'''
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|[[File:NSFW Fucktoys.jpg|x200px]]
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|Fucktoys is often helpless as the opposition toys around with him in the defence. He secretly enjoys it though. Many people question his true motives as a part of the /y/ offence.
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|186cm
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|83kg
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|Right
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|Solid Player
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|&mdash;
|-
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''43'''
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|{{Position|LMF}}
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''Drawfaggotory'''
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|[[File:NSFW DrawFag.png|x200px]]
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|There are just certain moments where you have to think, "what sort of downie wannabe artist would even come up with that? The arms stick out at funny angles, why is there so much cum, dicks aren't that big, that's not even a boy..."
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|186cm
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|83kg
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|Left
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|Solid Player
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|&mdash;
|-
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''21'''
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|{{Position|AMF}}
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''Link'''
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|[[File:NSFW Link.jpg|x200px]]
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|Whether it be blowing the offence away with his Deku Nuts or pounding the opposition with his Megaton Hammer, or blowing Ocarina's, Link is a key player in the /y/ defence and offence.
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|174cm
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|83kg
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|Right
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|Creative Playmaker
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|Super-Sub <br> Acrobatic Finishing
|-
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''11'''
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|{{Position|RWF}}
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''The Dick'''
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|[[File:NSFW The Dick.jpg|x200px]]
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|How can you not know about THE dick? I mean, it's so famous, just ask anyone on the street about him.
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|180cm
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|81kg
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|Right
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|Prolific Winger
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|&mdash;
|-
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''13'''
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|{{Position|LWF}}
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''I Sooo Need It'''
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|[[File:NSFW I Sooo Need It.jpg|x200px]]
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|Whether it be about the perfect husbando, or that goal needed to put us in front, I Sooo Need it will be the only thing /y/ fans beg for when its game day.
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|180cm
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|81kg
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|Left
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|Prolific Winger
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|&mdash;
|-
|}
<h3>Reserves</h3>
{|{{Prettytable}}
|-
|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;" align="center" |'''N°'''
|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;" align="center" |'''Position'''
|width="10%" style="background:#DBE5F1;" align="center" |'''Name'''
|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;" align="center" |'''Picture'''
|width="60%" style="background:#DBE5F1;" align="center" |'''Description'''
|width="5%" style="background:#DBE5F1;" align="center" | '''Height (cm)'''
|width="5%" style="background:#DBE5F1;" align="center" | '''Weight (kg)'''
|width="5%" style="background:#DBE5F1;" align="center" | '''Footedness'''
|width="10%" style="background:#DBE5F1;" align="center" | '''Playing Style'''
|width="10%" style="background:#DBE5F1;" align="center" |'''Cards'''
|-
|style="background:" align="center"|'''12'''
|style="background:" align="center"|{{Position|GK}}
|style="background:" align="center"|'''Translavetors'''
|style="background:" align="center"|[[File:NSFW Translavetors.png|x100px]]
|style="background:" align="center"|How can I fap to this if I don't know what they are saying?
|style="background:" align="center"|HEIGHT
|style="background:" align="center"|WEIGHT
|style="background:" align="center"|PREF FOOT
|style="background:" align="center"|PLAYING STYLE
|style="background:" align="center"|&mdash; TBA
|-
|style="background:" align="center"|'''39'''
|style="background:" align="center"|{{Position|GK}}
|style="background:" align="center"|'''Rock Hard '''
|style="background:" align="center"|[[File:NSFW Rock Hard.jpg|x100px]]
|style="background:" align="center"|It's impossible how many goals this guy can save, but that's only because he's all ready "Rock Hard", and in more ways then one.
|style="background:" align="center"|HEIGHT
|style="background:" align="center"|WEIGHT
|style="background:" align="center"|PREF FOOT
|style="background:" align="center"|PLAYING STYLE
|style="background:" align="center"|&mdash; TBA
|-
|style="background:" align="center"|'''99'''
|style="background:" align="center"|{{Position|GK}}
|style="background:" align="center"|'''No, Thank You!'''
|style="background:" align="center"|[[File:NSWF No! Thank You.jpg|x100px]]
|style="background:" align="center"|Set to be the most hype boy love game for 2014, No, Thank You! will let down players in more ways then one.
|style="background:" align="center"|HEIGHT
|style="background:" align="center"|WEIGHT
|style="background:" align="center"|PREF FOOT
|style="background:" align="center"|PLAYING STYLE
|style="background:" align="center"|&mdash; TBA
|-
|style="background:" align="center"|'''14'''
|style="background:" align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|style="background:" align="center"|'''Sora'''
|style="background:" align="center"|[[File:NSFW Sora.png|x100px]]
|style="background:" align="center"|Probably one of the most famous players on the team, Sora has just recently finished his time with Disney Interactive Studios. Known for being able to get out of any tight spot, Sora has lend his fellow Husbando's a hand in one of the most difficult positions available for the team. Good thing he likes to get close and personal.
|style="background:" align="center"|175cm
|style="background:" align="center"|76kg
|style="background:" align="center"|Right
|style="background:" align="center"|Offensive Full-Back
|style="background:" align="center"|One-Touch Pass
|-
|style="background:" align="center"|'''81'''
|style="background:" align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|style="background:" align="center"|'''Butt Pirate'''
|style="background:" align="center"|[[File:NSFW Butt Pirate.jpg|x100px]]
|style="background:" align="center"|He be digging that booty, if only he didn't wonder why his rodger is so jolly?
|style="background:" align="center"|HEIGHT
|style="background:" align="center"|WEIGHT
|style="background:" align="center"|PREF FOOT
|style="background:" align="center"|PLAYING STYLE
|style="background:" align="center"|&mdash; TBA
|-
|style="background:" align="center"|'''52'''
|style="background:" align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|style="background:" align="center"|'''Kousuke Seto'''
|style="background:" align="center"|[[File:NSFW Kousuke Seto.jpg|x100px]]
|style="background:" align="center"|With eye's like that, fans have often wondered why Kousuke isn't up front taking shots for goal. Apparently he likes to have his eyes drawn elsewhere.
|style="background:" align="center"|HEIGHT
|style="background:" align="center"|WEIGHT
|style="background:" align="center"|PREF FOOT
|style="background:" align="center"|PLAYING STYLE
|style="background:" align="center"|&mdash; TBA
|-
|style="background:" align="center"|'''3'''
|style="background:" align="center"|{{Position|RB}}
|style="background:" align="center"|'''Ass Effect'''
|style="background:" align="center"|[[File:NSFW Ass Effect.jpg|x100px]]
|style="background:" align="center"|We'll bang ok?
|style="background:" align="center"|HEIGHT
|style="background:" align="center"|WEIGHT
|style="background:" align="center"|PREF FOOT
|style="background:" align="center"|PLAYING STYLE
|style="background:" align="center"|&mdash; TBA
|-
|style="background:" align="center"|'''6'''
|style="background:" align="center"|{{Position|LB}}
|style="background:" align="center"|'''TimKon'''
|style="background:" align="center"|[[File:NSFW Timkon.jpg|x100px]]
|style="background:" align="center"|I guess you could say this player is SUPER gay...
|style="background:" align="center"|HEIGHT
|style="background:" align="center"|WEIGHT
|style="background:" align="center"|PREF FOOT
|style="background:" align="center"|PLAYING STYLE
|style="background:" align="center"|&mdash; TBA
|-
|style="background:" align="center"|'''22'''
|style="background:" align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
|style="background:" align="center"|'''Baka Bara'''
|style="background:" align="center"|[[File:NSFW Baka Bara.jpg|x100px]]
|style="background:" align="center"|Damn it Bara. I-it's not like I like your pecs or anything...Baka
|style="background:" align="center"|HEIGHT
|style="background:" align="center"|WEIGHT
|style="background:" align="center"|PREF FOOT
|style="background:" align="center"|PLAYING STYLE
|style="background:" align="center"|&mdash; TBA
|-
|style="background:" align="center"|'''46'''
|style="background:" align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|style="background:" align="center"|'''Used And Abused'''
|style="background:" align="center"|[[File:NSFW Used And Abused.jpg|x100px]]
|style="background:" align="center"|The work effort that this player receives is just too much for others. Good thing he likes the extra load.
|style="background:" align="center"|HEIGHT
|style="background:" align="center"|WEIGHT
|style="background:" align="center"|PREF FOOT
|style="background:" align="center"|PLAYING STYLE
|style="background:" align="center"|&mdash; TBA
|-
|style="background:" align="center"|'''49'''
|style="background:" align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|style="background:" align="center"|'''Date And Penetrate'''
|style="background:" align="center"|[[File:NSFW Date And Penetrate.jpg|x100px]]
|style="background:" align="center"|The kinder, younger brother of Hate And Penetrate is looking to make his debut
|style="background:" align="center"|HEIGHT
|style="background:" align="center"|WEIGHT
|style="background:" align="center"|PREF FOOT
|style="background:" align="center"|PLAYING STYLE
|style="background:" align="center"|&mdash; TBA
|-
|style="background:" align="center"|'''66'''
|style="background:" align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|style="background:" align="center"|'''Rim And Fin'''
|style="background:" align="center"|[[File:NSFW Rim And Fin.jpg|x100px]]
|style="background:" align="center"|What ever you do, don't shake his hands.
|style="background:" align="center"|HEIGHT
|style="background:" align="center"|WEIGHT
|style="background:" align="center"|PREF FOOT
|style="background:" align="center"|PLAYING STYLE
|style="background:" align="center"|&mdash; TBA
|-
|style="background:" align="center"|'''75'''
|style="background:" align="center"|{{Position|AMF}}
|style="background:" align="center"|'''My Bishōnen'''
|style="background:" align="center"|[[File:NSFW My Bishōnen.png|x100px]]
|style="background:" align="center"|One of the more popular rookies in the team, My Bishōnen is looking to prove that he is in fact, the most important thing to the world, not to just one fan.
|style="background:" align="center"|HEIGHT
|style="background:" align="center"|WEIGHT
|style="background:" align="center"|PREF FOOT
|style="background:" align="center"|PLAYING STYLE
|style="background:" align="center"|&mdash; TBA
|-
|style="background:" align="center"|'''97'''
|style="background:" align="center"|{{Position|RWF}}
|style="background:" align="center"|''' I'm Cumming'''
|style="background:" align="center"|[[File:NSFW I'm Cumming.png|x100px]]
|style="background:" align="center"|A player known for only shining once or twice a match, I'm Cumming looks to prove those moments will be the best the fans have ever seen.
|style="background:" align="center"|HEIGHT
|style="background:" align="center"|WEIGHT
|style="background:" align="center"|PREF FOOT
|style="background:" align="center"|PLAYING STYLE
|style="background:" align="center"|&mdash; TBA
|-
|style="background:" align="center"|'''48'''
|style="background:" align="center"|{{Position|LWF}}
|style="background:" align="center"|'''Cum In My Pants '''
|style="background:" align="center"|[[File:NSFW Cum In My Pants.jpg|x100px]]
|style="background:" align="center"|At least this guy comes with directions.
|style="background:" align="center"|HEIGHT
|style="background:" align="center"|WEIGHT
|style="background:" align="center"|PREF FOOT
|style="background:" align="center"|PLAYING STYLE
|style="background:" align="center"|&mdash; TBA
|-
|style="background:" align="center"|'''37'''
|style="background:" align="center"|{{Position|SS}}
|style="background:" align="center"|'''Angstory'''
|style="background:" align="center"|[[File:NSFW Angstory.jpg|x100px]]
|style="background:" align="center"|<b><span style="color: #789922;">&gt;Korean Comic <br> >Onii-Chan</span></b>
|style="background:" align="center"|HEIGHT
|style="background:" align="center"|WEIGHT
|style="background:" align="center"|PREF FOOT
|style="background:" align="center"|PLAYING STYLE
|style="background:" align="center"|&mdash; TBA
|-
|style="background:" align="center"|'''32'''
|style="background:" align="center"|{{Position|CF}}
|style="background:" align="center"|'''Mastication Masturbation'''
|style="background:" align="center"|[[File:NSFW Mastication Masturbation.jpg|x100px]]
|style="background:" align="center"|Known for his big mouth, Mastication Masturbation is the new rookie striker set to take the the 4chan cup by storm.
|style="background:" align="center"|HEIGHT
|style="background:" align="center"|WEIGHT
|style="background:" align="center"|PREF FOOT
|style="background:" align="center"|PLAYING STYLE
|style="background:" align="center"|&mdash; TBA
|-
|}
<h3>Retired</h3>
{|{{Prettytable}}
|-
|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;" align="center" |'''N°'''
|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;" align="center" |'''Position'''
|width="10%" style="background:#DBE5F1;" align="center" |'''Name'''
|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;" align="center" |'''Picture'''
|width="60%" style="background:#DBE5F1;" align="center" |'''Description'''
|width="5%" style="background:#DBE5F1;" align="center" | '''Height (cm)'''
|width="5%" style="background:#DBE5F1;" align="center" | '''Weight (kg)'''
|width="5%" style="background:#DBE5F1;" align="center" | '''Footedness'''
|width="10%" style="background:#DBE5F1;" align="center" | '''Playing Style'''
|width="10%" style="background:#DBE5F1;" align="center" |'''Cards'''
|-
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|'''80'''
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|{{Position|GK}}
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|'''Blow Job Thread'''
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|[[File:NSFW Blowjob Thread.jpg|x100px]]
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|A new addition to the team. Blow Jobs has many different styles and approaches to his job, but it always ends with the same result: A hot and sticky mess to be cleaned up. Left the team to spend time with Footjob Thread.
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|161cm
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|68kg
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|Left
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|&mdash;
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|&mdash;
|-
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|'''8'''
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|'''Spiderman'''
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|[[File:NSFW Spiderman.jpg|x100px]]
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|The great divide between yaoi and comics were broken as Spiderman and his fetish for being tied up with web became the hottest thing since The Human Torch. Retired due to "personal" film commitments.
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|188cm
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|88kg
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|Right
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|&mdash;
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|&mdash;
|-
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|'''28'''
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|'''Anal Rape'''
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|[[File:NSFW Anal Rape.jpg|x100px]]
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|After losing the ability to sit down comfortably, Anal Rape has often been the last line between the oppositions pleasure and the defences... rape. Should you be faced with the task of bypassing the /y/ defence, well... prepare your anus. Let go by the team due to pending criminal charges.
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|187cm
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|87kg
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|Left
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|&mdash;
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|&mdash;
|-
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|'''25'''
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|{{Position|LB}}
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|'''Yaoi Hands'''
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|[[File:NSFW Yaoi Hands.jpeg|x100px]]
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|"MY ART IS SEXY!" <br> NO ITS NOT!<br /> Quit the team to spend more time with Yaoi Anatomy.
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|184cm
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|98kg
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|Left
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|&mdash;
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|&mdash;
|-
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|'''44'''
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|{{Position|RB}}
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|'''Footjob Thread'''
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|[[File:NSFW Footjob Thread.jpeg|x100px]]
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|Known to work exceptionally well with fellow midfielder Black, Footjob Thread is part of the newer generation of /y/ players being called up after the various actors and moviestars of the original team walked out on pay demands, playing on one condition: Don't wash his socks. Left the team to spend time with Blow Job Thread.
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|190cm
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|91kg
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|Right
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|&mdash;
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|&mdash;
|-
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|'''54'''
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|'''Object Head'''
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|[[File:NSFW Object Head.jpg|x100px]]
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|How does that thing even move? Oh...it doesn't...guess that is why he was fired.
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|153cm
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|76kg
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|Right
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|&mdash;
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|&mdash;
|-
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|'''36'''
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|{{Position|LMF}}
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|'''<b><span style="color: #789922;">&gt;Shota <br> >Legal</span></b>'''
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|[[File:NSFW Shota trap.jpeg|x100px]]
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|His favourite things are Vocaloid, Pokemon and South Park. He doesn't care if he's not allowed to like it, if it makes him a pedophile, if it's not legal on /y/, he'll do anything to get what he wants, except play when he got find out by the internet police.
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|166cm
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|68kg
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|Left
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|&mdash;
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|&mdash;
|-
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|'''27'''
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|{{Position|RMF}}
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|'''Evangelion'''
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|[[File:NSFW Evangelion.jpeg|x100px]]
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|Many people consider ShinjixKaworu as canon. The manager doesn't. So Evangelion quit the club.
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|195cm
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|96kg
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|Right
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|&mdash;
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|&mdash;
|-
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|'''31'''
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|{{Position|AMF}}
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|'''Not Gay To Like Traps'''
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|[[File:NSFW Not Gay To Like Traps.jpg|x100px]]
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|Fired for being homophobic.
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|171cm
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|79kg
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|Right
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|&mdash;
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|&mdash;
|-
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|'''38'''
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|{{Position|AMF}}
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|'''Not A Trap'''
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|[[File:NSFW Not A Trap.jpg|x100px]]
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|That is, in fact, a real girl. Left the team to go under gender reassignment surgery.
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|176cm
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|67kg
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|Right
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|&mdash;
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|&mdash;
|-
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|'''77'''
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|{{Position|LWF}}
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|'''Pinhead'''
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|[[File:NSFW Pinhead.jpg|x100px]]
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|We know nothing about this player...Google him if you want, you would probably find out about his skill on the pitch.
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|200cm
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|100kg
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|Left
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|&mdash;
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|&mdash;
|-
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|'''64'''
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|{{Position|LWF}}
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|'''In Your Heart'''
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|[[File:NSFW In Your Heart.jpg|x100px]]
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|The /y/ board of directors decided to get together and vote on players to replace the ones who were retiring, sadly only one person had the time to vote from the orgy and they had chosen this player. Weather he does well or not is up to the future. Retired from squad due to personal commitments.
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|160cm
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|77kg
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|Left
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|&mdash;
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|&mdash;
|-
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|'''51'''
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|{{Position|RWF}}
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|'''Yaoi Anatomy'''
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|[[File:NSFW Yaoi Anatomy.jpg|x100px]]
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|Teamed up with Yaoi hands in the midfield. With his short stature and oversized body, he is an iron midfielder and impassable without artistic talent. Retired due to injury.
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|187cm
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|81kg
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|Right
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|&mdash;
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|&mdash;
|-
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|'''41'''
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|{{Position|RWF}}
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|'''Yaoi I...'''
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|[[File:NSFW Yaoi I....gif|x100px]]
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|Leaving people speachless since 1999. Left the team to pursue a career in Art.
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|182cm
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|84kg
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|Right
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|&mdash;
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|&mdash;
|-
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|'''73'''
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|{{Position|CF}}
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|'''Caught In The Act'''
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|[[File:NSFW Caught In The Act.jpeg|x100px]]
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|Hates the paparazzi that follow the team and just wants to be left alone. He has no choice really. He's always in the middle of something when they want to get a hold of him. Left the team due to personal commitments.
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|163cm
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|96kg
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|Left
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|&mdash;
|style="background:#333333;" align="center"|&mdash;
|-
|}
<h3>Hall Of Fame</h3>
{|{{Prettytable}}
|-
|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;" align="center" |'''N°'''
|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;" align="center" |'''Position'''
|width="10%" style="background:#DBE5F1;" align="center" |'''Name'''
|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;" align="center" |'''Picture'''
|width="60%" style="background:#DBE5F1;" align="center" |'''Description'''
|width="5%" style="background:#DBE5F1;" align="center" | '''Height (cm)'''
|width="5%" style="background:#DBE5F1;" align="center" | '''Weight (kg)'''
|width="5%" style="background:#DBE5F1;" align="center" | '''Footedness'''
|width="10%" style="background:#DBE5F1;" align="center" | '''Playing Style'''
|width="10%" style="background:#DBE5F1;" align="center" |'''Cards'''
|-
|style="background:#FF69B4;" align="center"|'''1'''
|style="background:#FF69B4;" align="center"|{{Position|GK}}
|style="background:#FF69B4;" align="center"|'''Bondage General'''
|style="background:#FF69B4;" align="center"|[[File:NSFW Bondage General.jpg|x200px]]
|style="background:#FF69B4;" align="center"|Bondage General is often tied up with other commitments, but when he does take the pitch, he is known for being on of the most efficient goalkeepers in the cup. Famous for his skill as a one on one specialist, not even the best of medal players could put one pass "The General Of The Net". Having been officially rewarded as the 3rd best keeper in the 2013 season, and with age finally catching up to him, Bondage General has finally stepped down as star keeper for /y/, hanging up the gloves once and for all.
|style="background:#FF69B4;" align="center"|195cm
|style="background:#FF69B4;" align="center"|91kg
|style="background:#FF69B4;" align="center"|Right
|style="background:#FF69B4;" align="center"|&mdash;
|style="background:#FF69B4;" align="center"|&mdash;
|-
|style="background:#FF69B4;" align="center"|'''34'''
|style="background:#FF69B4;" align="center"|{{Position|SW}}
|style="background:#FF69B4;" align="center"|'''Not Yaoi'''
|style="background:#FF69B4;" align="center"|[[File:NSFW Not Yaoi.jpg|x200px]]
|style="background:#FF69B4;" align="center"|Questions have been raised about her eligibility for the team and have often told her that she should be playing for /cm/, She told them to get fucked. Known for being the last line in defence for /y/ during the DragonFag Era, she was well known for catching even the fastest of medal players. Not Yaoi was the first Vice Captain for the team during her later playing career. Having played for /y/ for 2 years, she has retired due to age.
|style="background:#FF69B4;" align="center"|175cm
|style="background:#FF69B4;" align="center"|86kg
|style="background:#FF69B4;" align="center"|Right
|style="background:#FF69B4;" align="center"|&mdash;
|style="background:#FF69B4;" align="center"|&mdash;
|-
|}

Revision as of 05:43, 15 May 2014

The proud manager of /y/

Manager Record

Type of Match Wins Draw Loss
Official 7 4 5
Invitational 6 1 2

Personal Infomation

Skype: Daniel Obradovic (SDA)

E-mail: Dan12344dan12344dan@hotmail.com

Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6yZYxBVGXI

Quote 1: Use my Tight Arse...formation.

Quote 2: Lady luck, guide me please.

Quote 3: THIRD OR BUST!

Quote 4: Nothin' Doin'

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