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Starting Eleven

Name	Picture	Background	Position	Number
Buzzpill		Don’t know if that haircut you want will look good on you? Try taking the buzzpill, because if you look good in a buzzcut, you will look good in any haircut because of your superior bone structure and head shape. On the other hand, if you look bad with a buzzcut, you’re completely fucked. Good luck!	GK	20
Brisbane		In 2014, some Australianons got together and…	LB	10
/thinspo/		The best way on /fa/ to get advice to slimming down as well as posting inspo for what your ideal body is. Remember to stay hydrated and not to eat unless your BMI starts with a 1.	CB	13
WAYWT		Cornerstone thread for posting your fit and getting an honest response back. Good tips for posting there are: give good feedback, take a good picture, and don’t be fat.	CB	22
Dylann Roof		“Huh, this guy that shot up that church has a pretty nice style to him in these pictures. Wears his fits well, has a set style, even sports that haircut with confidence and looks pretty good from the back. Is /fa/ talking about him? Let’s have a loo- oh god”	RB	11
Young Stalin		On top of being a very nice hairstyle for men, Young Stalin is also the most useful resource located in the /fa/ sticky. It is the home to a good collection of infographics that every /fa/ggot should read through *at least* once, as even the outdated ones can give some insight on how to make your daily fits a bit better	DMF	5
Hitler Youth		The safest haircut since the late 2000's, the Hitler Youth has been just about everywhere at this point as people realized the core haircut is essentially timeless and makes almost anyone look better than whatever generic hairstyle they had before.	CMF	5
Raf Simons		In short, Raf Simons made his name in the mid 2000’s by essentially releasing an artistic masterpiece each year, with each release excelling in its own way yet distinctly feeling “Raf”. Some of these pieces have been spotted on /fa/ by collectors, including the Power, Corruption, Lies parka as well as the Nebraska crewneck. Since 2010, Raf worked with Dior, Klein, and Adidas getting some huge paychecks to make basically anything he wanted. Some notable pieces in this time includes his dip dyes from SS14, as well as /fa/ staple Ozweego, the Stan Smith collaboration, and some nice Sambas.	CMF	2
Rick Owens		Tricky Rick, the Lord of Darkness himself, is /fa/. This man lives and breathes fashion; it shows in the quality, the fabric quality, the textures, the design philosophy, just about everything. With Rick, every single material and look feels distinct and genuinely chosen and it shows by his success from cult following to bigger cult following. From the runways, the knowledge, the interviews, the pieces, everything he does is for fashion and quality. You got the Geos that just wiped the floor with Nike, the other Geos that were also great, the Ramones, the Mastodon shirts, the Pod shorts, the Dunks, the entirety of his boots he's sold, the Bauhaus coats and hoodies, the sock sneakers, the adidas collabs, the cargo pants, the bombers, and just about everything he's ever put out on DRKSHDW. So what's a good signature outfit you should have? FULL. FUCKING. RICK. Oh and also he likes doing some other pretty sexual stuff like that video where he gets fucked by a horse and that music video where he gets a golden shower.	SS	1
Yohji Yamamoto		Responsible for essentially changing what avant-garde fashion meant during his era, many of Yohji's pieces resonate with /fa/ for being uniquely artistic and monochrome. Of all that Yohji has done, two of his biggest influences are his Y-3 brand, and his suits/blazers not associated with the Y-3 brand. His high quality and authentic style has made his pieces very well known on /fa/, and his close tastes with the board has made him a mainstay.	SS	3
Kunty Karl		On February 19th, Karl Lagerfeld passed away. /fa/ voted almost unanimously to give him a commemoratory medal spot on the roster due to the massive impact he made on the industry and being one of, if not the last major link to the previous generation of esteemed designers. In addition to his iconic hairstyle, sunglasses, and fingerless gloves, Lagerfeld was known for saving Chanel from being a completely dead brand after Coco died, and pissing off traditionalists at runway shows. In addition, he had a fair amount of good quotes about stuff he hates like manlets, fat people, sweatpants, flip flops, and other disgusting things. I still hope Freja is doing ok and isn't too sad.	CF	4

Bench

Name	Picture	Background	Position	Number
No Poo		Wait, you really use shampoo every day? When it’s been proven you’re killing natural bacteria for your hair to be healthier in the long term? Enjoy balding at 45 and spending money to do it.	GK	19
Fuccboi		While also the /fa/ equivalent of the “Small Questions Thread”, it’s also a term used to describe a good amount of people in different scenarios. It can be a tryhard that can’t pull off the style he’s trying to go for. It can be a fratcore faggot that thinks he dresses for Ivy/Prep style. It can be anything really, but you’ll know a fuccboi when you see one.	LB	8
w2c		w2c this entire look? Only 1 place anon, thefaggotstore.org	LB	21
Lunarcore		At some point, someone realized fitting the astronaut look to wearable clothes looks pretty neat. This would evolve into an actual trend because of its lower accessibility and being relatively easy to pull off in relation to other meme trends. In addition to that and being a rather simplistic style, it’s easy to develop a style shooting off from the main core, especially in the realm of Dead Future, Giger, and Ripley in pic related.	CB	16
Talk Shit Post Fit		Anon, I sincerely hope you are not talking all the shit without posting your own fit. Let’s see you prove you know what you’re talking about.	CB	7
This Party Sucks		My feet hurt. I wish I was at home buying clothes from WAYWT.	RB	23
Sleazecore		Don't shower for a week, let the hair grow out, get some weather appropriate bottoms and shoes, a nice abstract kind of button-down, and hope you're naturally equipped to pull it off because this isn't something you can try and into. Helps if you're Italian, live in Miami, or rich.	RB	18
Reviewbrah		Reviewbrah is living, breathing proof that you can wear whatever you want if you simply have confidence and aren’t fat. The amount of confidence radiating from him and his cute smile trumps 95% of everyone that’s ever posted a fit on /fa/, and it elevates his fits rightfully so.	DMF	6
Meme Shoe		You know when you’ve seen a meme shoe. Whether it’s an overly colorful pair of Triple S Trainers, Ultraboosts, Air Max 97s, or god forbid Y**zys, you’ll know when you see them. How hard is it to buy Sambas or Chucks?	DMF	14
Terrorwave		I want to pretend to bring down the powers that be, but I need to do it aesthetically.	CMF	12
3Sixteen Iron Heart		3Sixteen Iron Heart	CMF	15
Deep Web Core		What if we tried overdone techwear but goofier?	SS	17