/po/ Roster

Not up-to-date at all.

Sub

Starter

Silver

Gold

Goalkeepers

No.	Name	Picture	Description	Playing Style	Card(s)
11	Cutting Mat		>he's green >he's big >he's godtier as hell You cannot ask for anything more than your Cutting Mat to save you from killing your table from your X-Acto knife.	Defensive Goalkeeper	GK Long Throw
36	Pepakura		The brilliant back-up goalkeeper and friend of Cutting Mat. Also the preferred thing to talk about in /po/. (not actually the black guy)	N/A	—

Defenders

Centre-Backs
No.	Name	Picture	Description	Playing Style	Card(s)
4	Big Head Mode		Big Head Mode has been made recently beloved by managers Soryuu and SirBaconson for his heroic defending in the 2014 4chan Spring Babbies. Yes, they both love him. He does have a reasonably large head, doesn't he?	The Instigator	—
10	Fretwork T-Rex		This picture says he's made of wood, why is he in /po/? Because you can also do fretwork on paper, you dumbfuck.	N/A	—
3	Tacky Glue		He'll help you stick your paper to each other because you suck at folding.	N/A	—
13	Thick Card Stock		Thick, white, and solid, thick card stock is an essential tool to your papercraft. Durable as well, which is why he's a defender.	N/A	—
18	Sketch Up		Essential to any designing of papercraft in the computer so that you may make your papercraft a reality.	N/A	—
15	Pop Up		Do you like pop up books, kid? I do too.	N/A	—
26	Automata		PULL HIM SOMEWHERE AND HE'LL MOVE	N/A	—

Midfield

Central Midfield
No.	Name	Picture	Description	Playing Style	Card(s)
17	Paper Plane		Our King and Midfield Tank, Paper Plane. He flies around, hitting and harassing other players for the ball. He put in a good performance in the 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup, and is our glue... our great glue that holds the midfield, the team and our hearts, together. We love you, Paper Plane.	Box-to-Box	Long Ball Expert, Long Range Drive, First-Time Shot, One-Touch Pass
37	Graphig		We get a little weeb taste in our team, deal with it m182 :^)	N/A	—
19	Can't Upload PDF		Your internet sucks? File too big? Too stupid to upload anything? Well, you can't fucking upload your PDF anyway, you failure.	N/A	—
Defensive Midfield
No.	Name	Picture	Description	Playing Style	Card(s)
5	Broken Printer (C)		Our Non-Medal Captain, Our Leader, Our Legend, Broken Printer. He was one of /po/'s best players in the 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup, defending and fending off any player foolish enough to come his way. He was a non-medal, but he was still one of the most hardworking players out there. His appearance already frustrates some who try to print documents or anything on him, causing mass hysteria among other opposition. An annoying obstacle to many papercraft enthusiasts who need printing.	The Destroyer	Captaincy
7	Cubecraft		The most basic of papercrafts doing one of the most complicated jobs of football. Great back-up to Broken Printer considering he is our great, non-medalled captain.	N/A	—
6	Failed Project		You fucking suck.	N/A	—
Attacking Midfield
No.	Name	Picture	Description	Playing Style	Card(s)
29	Chapsy		Chapsy, a tripfag (and most recently discovered horsefucker) on /po/, makes his way into the team. We refuse to post his best pony because fuck you lol, so here's one of his Gundamn shares on his blog that no longer exists. Despite all this, he put in a great team performance in the 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup, helping the team up in the attack. A valuable but detestable gold player.	Classic #10	Trickster, Long Range Drive, One-Touch Pass, Weighted Pass

Forwards

No.	Name	Picture	Description	Boots	Card(s)
28	Paper Cut		Paper Cut, our stalwart striker, will try to inflict himself onto your genitals so that he may get a goal. Netting a brace against /n/ and being awesome in general, he will be rewarded a gold medal. Eventually. No, we weren't considering using Linkin Park's Paper Cut as his goalhorn. Stop that.	Target Man	Scissors Feint, Acrobatic Finishing, Outside Curler
28	Paper Goat		Please welcome our midget partner to Paper Cut and team mascot, Paper Goat. Like Paper Cut, he did very well in the 2014 4chan Spring Babbies, and will remain a silver. A long time player of /po/ as well, forever partners with Paper Cut.	Dummy Runner	Trickster, One-Touch Pass, Weighted Pass
27	X-Acto		Your trusty X-Acto knife. Your dear friend. A must for papercrafters. He will cut open the opponent's everything, carefully and precisely. Just make sure to use your Cutting Mat under him.	N/A	Acrobatic Finishing, Super Sub
Wingers
8	Moneygami		HERE COMES THE MONEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY	Prolific Winger	Speeding Bullet, Pinpoint Passing
34	Template		The father of Graphig, Cubecraft, and any template out there in the /po/ team. Best damn crosser in the wiiiiiild /po/. If you can't even follow his basic instructions, you're not very smart are you?	Prolific Winger	Early Cross, Pinpoint Passing
9	PDO		HERE, SOME MORE TEMPLATE PROGENY	N/A	Pinpoint Passing, Super Sub
2	Craftwell		Craftwell is Cutting Mat's greatest rival, for he is more modern and efficient. These two will be fighting it out for years to come over the title of "Cuttingc Overc Hampion". But meanwhile, Cutting Mat and Craftwell will have to work together... otherwise... PAPER CUTS ON GENITALS LOL	N/A	Super Sub

Veterans

No.	Name	Picture	Description	Playing Style	Card(s)
-	Chapsy		Chapsy, a tripfag (and most recently discovered horsefucker) on /po/, makes his way into the team. We refuse to post his best pony because fuck you lol, so here's one of his Gundamn shares on his blog that no longer exists. He was known for pirating the hell out of templates on foreign websites. He hung up his boots after the 2014 Spring Babby Cup because he isn't a relevant thing anymore.	-	-
-	Craftwell		Craftwell was Cutting Mat's greatest rival, for he is more modern and efficient. These two fought it out for years over the title of "Cuttingc Overc Hampion". Which Cutting Mat won.	-	-