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{|{{Prettytable}} | {|{{Prettytable}} | ||
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|style="font-size:90%;" width="40px" align= | |style="font-size:90%;" width="40px" align=center|'''Sub''' | ||
|style="background:#C3D69B; font-size:90%;" width="40px" align= | |style="background:#C3D69B; font-size:90%;" width="40px" align=center|'''Starter''' | ||
|style="background:#C0C0C0; font-size:90%" width="40px" align= | |style="background:#C0C0C0; font-size:90%" width="40px" align=center|'''Silver''' | ||
|style="background:#EDDA74; font-size:90%;" width="40px;" align= | |style="background:#EDDA74; font-size:90%;" width="40px;" align=center|'''Gold''' | ||
|- | |- | ||
|} | |} | ||
=== Goalkeepers === | === Goalkeepers === | ||
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|- | |- | ||
! style="background:#432A02;color:#1CA526" width="1%" |'''No.''' | |||
! style="background:#432A02;color:#1CA526" width="1%" |'''Position''' | |||
! style="background:#432A02;color:#1CA526" width="10%" |'''Name''' | |||
! style="background:#432A02;color:#1CA526" width="15%" |'''Picture''' | |||
! style="background:#432A02;color:#1CA526" width="40%" |'''Description''' | |||
|- style="background:#C3D69B" | |- style="background:#C3D69B" | ||
|1 | |1 | ||
|align=center|{{Position|GK}} | |||
|'''Red Green''' | |'''Red Green''' | ||
|[[File:RedGreen.jpg|250px]] | |||
|[[File:RedGreen.jpg| | |||
|Canadian Duct Tape enthusiast. | |Canadian Duct Tape enthusiast. | ||
|- | |- | ||
|12 | |12 | ||
|align=center|{{Position|GK}} | |||
|'''Al Borland''' | |'''Al Borland''' | ||
|[[File:AlBorland.png|250px]] | |||
|[[File:AlBorland.png| | |||
|I don't think so Tim. | |I don't think so Tim. | ||
|} | |} | ||
=== Defenders === | === Defenders === | ||
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|- | |- | ||
! style="background:#432A02;color:#1CA526" width="1%" |'''No.''' | |||
! style="background:#432A02;color:#1CA526" width="1%" |'''Position''' | |||
! style="background:#432A02;color:#1CA526" width="10%" |'''Name''' | |||
! style="background:#432A02;color:#1CA526" width="15%" |'''Picture''' | |||
! style="background:#432A02;color:#1CA526" width="40%" |'''Description''' | |||
|- style="background:#C3D69B" | |- style="background:#C3D69B" | ||
| | |2 | ||
| | |align=center|{{Position|CB}} | ||
|{{Position|CB}} | |'''Ham Radio''' | ||
|[[File: | |[[File:radio.jpg|250px]] | ||
|'' | |.-- .... -.-- / .-- --- ..- .-.. -.. / -.-- --- ..- / -. --- - / --- .-- -. / .- / .... .- -- / .-. .- -.. .. --- .-.-.- / .. / -- . .- -. --..-- / .. -- .- --. .. -. . / -... . .. -. --. / --- -. / - --- .--. / --- ..-. / .- / -- --- ..- -. - .- .. -. / .- -. -.. / -. --- - / --. . - - .. -. --. / - --- / .... .. - / ..- .--. / .- -. -.-- --- -. . .-.-.- / -. --- .-- / .. -- .- --. .. -. . / -... . .. -. --. / --- -. / - --- .--. / --- ..-. / .- / -- --- ..- -. - .- .. -. / .- -. -.. / -... .- -. - . .-. .. -. --. / .-- .. - .... / -.-- --- ..- .-. / .... .- -- / -... .-. --- ... .-.-.- | ||
|- style="background:#C3D69B" | |||
|3 | |||
|align=center|{{Position|CB}} | |||
|'''Homebrewing''' | |||
|[[File:Homebrew.JPG|250px]] | |||
|Homebrewing is a popular topic on /diy/, and the threads often involve arguments over which option is best, "mead, beer, grain alcohol, other??" The main point is we all love alcohol so shut up and make your own shitty booze and get drunk. | |||
|- style="background:#C3D69B" | |- style="background:#C3D69B" | ||
| | |4 | ||
|align=center|{{Position|CB}} | |||
|'''Hornet Slayer''' | |||
|[[File:Hornet Slayer.png|250px]] | |||
|''"THESE FUCKING HORNETS WON'T DIE, BUT I HAVE A FOOLPROOF PLAN"'' <br /> | |||
A glorious thread in /diy/'s history. Unfortunately OP's plan didn't work out so well, he was stung repeatedly. https://archive.moe/diy/thread/513063/ | |||
|- | |||
|13 | |||
|align=center|{{Position|CB}} | |||
|'''Dumpster Diver''' | |||
|[[File:DumpsterDiver.jpg|250px]] | |||
|While dumpster diving threads are less common on /diy/ these days, they are an important part of /diy/'s past. And we still see them every now and then. | |||
|- | |||
|14 | |||
|align=center|{{Position|CB}} | |||
|'''Google It First''' | |'''Google It First''' | ||
|[[File:Google.PNG|250px]] | |||
|[[File:Google.PNG| | |||
|The Golden rule of /diy/.<br> New to /diy/ and have a question? Google is you friend, and will save you getting yelled at by the board. Seriously, just show some fucking initiative. | |The Golden rule of /diy/.<br> New to /diy/ and have a question? Google is you friend, and will save you getting yelled at by the board. Seriously, just show some fucking initiative. | ||
|- | |- | ||
|15 | |15 | ||
| | |align=center|{{Position|LB}} | ||
|{{Position| | |'''A 500ft deep hole''' | ||
|[[File: | |[[File:A500ftDeepHole.jpg|250px]] | ||
| | |An inspiring science project for your wife’s son, who wants to calculate the natural frequency of the Earth. | ||
|- | |- | ||
|16 | |16 | ||
| | |align=center|{{Position|LB}} | ||
|{{Position| | |'''A shot of black''' | ||
| | | | ||
| | | | ||
|- | |- | ||
|17 | |17 | ||
|''' | |align=center|{{Position|RB}} | ||
|{{Position| | |'''/3dpg/''' | ||
|[[File: | |[[File:3dpg.jpg|250px]] | ||
| | |3D Printing is a popular topic on /diy/. Usually posters are asking about whether owning one is worth it or not, or which model provides the best value. | ||
|- | |||
|18 | |||
|align=center|{{Position|RB}} | |||
|'''Pallets''' | |||
|[[File:Pallets.jpg|250px]] | |||
|Pallets are cheap, versatile and always relevant. | |||
|} | |} | ||
=== Midfielders === | === Midfielders === | ||
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|- | |- | ||
! style="background:#432A02;color:#1CA526" width="1%" |'''No.''' | |||
! style="background:#432A02;color:#1CA526" width="1%" |'''Position''' | |||
! style="background:#432A02;color:#1CA526" width="10%" |'''Name''' | |||
! style="background:#432A02;color:#1CA526" width="15%" |'''Picture''' | |||
! style="background:#432A02;color:#1CA526" width="40%" |'''Description''' | |||
|- style="background:#C0C0C0" | |- style="background:#C0C0C0" | ||
| | |5 | ||
|''' | |align=center|{{Position|DMF}} | ||
|{{Position| | |'''Stripped Screw''' | ||
|[[File: | | | ||
| | | | ||
|- style="background:#C3D69B" | |||
|6 | |||
|align=center|{{Position|CMF}} | |||
|'''Kitchen Toilet''' | |||
|[[File:Kitchen Toilet.png|250px]] | |||
|{{greentext|He doesn't have a toilet in the kitchen to save as much space in his house.}} | |||
|- style="background:#C3D69B" | |- style="background:#C3D69B" | ||
|7 | |7 | ||
| | |align=center|{{Position|CMF}} | ||
|{{Position|CMF}} | |||
|'''Russian LED''' | |'''Russian LED''' | ||
|[[File:Forbidden Jolly Rancher.png|250px]] | |||
|[[File:Forbidden Jolly Rancher.png| | |||
|The staple of /diy/ rekt threads, the forbidden jolly rancher. | |The staple of /diy/ rekt threads, the forbidden jolly rancher. | ||
|- style="background:#C3D69B" | |- style="background:#C3D69B" | ||
| | |8 | ||
| | |align=center|{{Position|CMF}} | ||
|{{Position| | |||
|'''Bunker Anon''' | |'''Bunker Anon''' | ||
|[[File:BunkerAnon.PNG|250px]] | |||
|[[File:BunkerAnon.PNG| | |||
|Living the dream of every /diy/ poster. A man who bought a retired military bunker and is fixing it up for use. | |Living the dream of every /diy/ poster. A man who bought a retired military bunker and is fixing it up for use. | ||
|- | |||
| | |- style="background:#C0C0C0" | ||
| | |9 | ||
|{{Position|CMF}} | |align=center|{{Position|CMF}} | ||
|'''Shipping Containers''' | |||
|[[File:ShippingContainers.jpg|250px]] | |||
|/diy/ posters favourite method of cheap(?) housing. Totally not a troll thread, no way. | |||
|''' | |||
|[[File: | |||
| | |||
|- | |- | ||
|19 | |19 | ||
|align=center|{{Position|DMF}} | |||
|'''Blacksmith''' | |'''Blacksmith''' | ||
|[[File:blacksmith.jpeg|250px]] | |||
|[[File:blacksmith.jpeg| | |||
|Whether it be chain mail, swords or any other metal-based project /diy/ loves itself some blacksmithing threads. | |Whether it be chain mail, swords or any other metal-based project /diy/ loves itself some blacksmithing threads. | ||
|- | |- | ||
|20 | |20 | ||
| | |align=center|{{Position|CMF}} | ||
|{{Position|CMF}} | |'''Stick Built Rubbish''' | ||
|[[File: | |[[File:StickBuiltRubbish.png|250px]] | ||
| | |Never ever use OSB to build a house. Merely thinking about doing it should be illegal by now. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| | |21 | ||
| | |align=center|{{Position|CMF}} | ||
|{{Position| | |'''Robotic Dildo Arm''' | ||
|[[File: | |[[File:Robot Dildo Arm.jpg|250px]] | ||
| | |Ever felt that you couldn't pleasure yourself enough? Why not make a robotic dildo arm to give yourself endless pleasure compared to the puny human reflexes that couldn't satisfy you. | ||
|- | |- | ||
|22 | |22 | ||
| | |align=center|{{Position|CMF}} | ||
|{{Position| | |'''Tradie''' | ||
| | |||
| | |||
|''' | |||
| | |||
| | |||
|- | |- | ||
|23 | |23 | ||
|align=center|{{Position|CMF}} | |||
|'''Workshop Thread''' | |'''Workshop Thread''' | ||
|[[File:Workshop.jpg|250px]] | |||
|[[File:Workshop.jpg| | |||
|Post your workshops. | |Post your workshops. | ||
|} | |} | ||
=== Forwards === | === Forwards === | ||
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|- | |- | ||
! style="background:#432A02;color:#1CA526" width="1%" |'''No.''' | |||
! style="background:#432A02;color:#1CA526" width="1%" |'''Position''' | |||
! style="background:#432A02;color:#1CA526" width="10%" |'''Name''' | |||
! style="background:#432A02;color:#1CA526" width="15%" |'''Picture''' | |||
| | ! style="background:#432A02;color:#1CA526" width="40%" |'''Description''' | ||
|- style="background:#EDDA74" | |||
| 10 | |||
|align=center|{{Position|SS}} | |||
|'''Imitation Crab Meat''' | |||
|[[File:Krab.jpg|250px]] | |||
|Another legendary thread in /diy/ history. Someone looking for a method of obtaining a 1/3 ton of imitation for a "secret" project, later dubbed "The Event". https://archive.moe/diy/thread/438924/ | |||
|- style="background:#EDDA74;" | |- style="background:#EDDA74;" | ||
| | | 11 | ||
|align=center|{{Position|CF}} | |||
|'''MacGyver {{captain}}''' | |'''MacGyver {{captain}}''' | ||
|[[File:MacGyver.jpg|250px]] | |||
|[[File:MacGyver.jpg| | |||
|Patron-saint of /diy/, and an inspiration to us all. The captain of this homemade ship, which he made from a paperclip and some tree bark. | |Patron-saint of /diy/, and an inspiration to us all. The captain of this homemade ship, which he made from a paperclip and some tree bark. | ||
|} | |} | ||
[[Category:Official team rosters|diy]] | [[Category:Official team rosters|diy]] |
Latest revision as of 14:07, 23 February 2021
Main article: /diy/
Sub | Starter | Silver | Gold |
Goalkeepers
No. | Position | Name | Picture | Description | ||
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1 |
|
Red Green | ![]() |
Canadian Duct Tape enthusiast. | ||
12 |
|
Al Borland | ![]() |
I don't think so Tim. |
Defenders
No. | Position | Name | Picture | Description | ||
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
2 |
|
Ham Radio | ![]() |
.-- .... -.-- / .-- --- ..- .-.. -.. / -.-- --- ..- / -. --- - / --- .-- -. / .- / .... .- -- / .-. .- -.. .. --- .-.-.- / .. / -- . .- -. --..-- / .. -- .- --. .. -. . / -... . .. -. --. / --- -. / - --- .--. / --- ..-. / .- / -- --- ..- -. - .- .. -. / .- -. -.. / -. --- - / --. . - - .. -. --. / - --- / .... .. - / ..- .--. / .- -. -.-- --- -. . .-.-.- / -. --- .-- / .. -- .- --. .. -. . / -... . .. -. --. / --- -. / - --- .--. / --- ..-. / .- / -- --- ..- -. - .- .. -. / .- -. -.. / -... .- -. - . .-. .. -. --. / .-- .. - .... / -.-- --- ..- .-. / .... .- -- / -... .-. --- ... .-.-.- | ||
3 |
|
Homebrewing | Homebrewing is a popular topic on /diy/, and the threads often involve arguments over which option is best, "mead, beer, grain alcohol, other??" The main point is we all love alcohol so shut up and make your own shitty booze and get drunk. | |||
4 |
|
Hornet Slayer | ![]() |
"THESE FUCKING HORNETS WON'T DIE, BUT I HAVE A FOOLPROOF PLAN" A glorious thread in /diy/'s history. Unfortunately OP's plan didn't work out so well, he was stung repeatedly. https://archive.moe/diy/thread/513063/ | ||
13 |
|
Dumpster Diver | ![]() |
While dumpster diving threads are less common on /diy/ these days, they are an important part of /diy/'s past. And we still see them every now and then. | ||
14 |
|
Google It First | The Golden rule of /diy/. New to /diy/ and have a question? Google is you friend, and will save you getting yelled at by the board. Seriously, just show some fucking initiative. | |||
15 |
|
A 500ft deep hole | ![]() |
An inspiring science project for your wife’s son, who wants to calculate the natural frequency of the Earth. | ||
16 |
|
A shot of black | ||||
17 |
|
/3dpg/ | ![]() |
3D Printing is a popular topic on /diy/. Usually posters are asking about whether owning one is worth it or not, or which model provides the best value. | ||
18 |
|
Pallets | ![]() |
Pallets are cheap, versatile and always relevant. |
Midfielders
Forwards
No. | Position | Name | Picture | Description | ||
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
10 |
|
Imitation Crab Meat | ![]() |
Another legendary thread in /diy/ history. Someone looking for a method of obtaining a 1/3 ton of imitation for a "secret" project, later dubbed "The Event". https://archive.moe/diy/thread/438924/ | ||
11 |
|
MacGyver ![]() |
![]() |
Patron-saint of /diy/, and an inspiration to us all. The captain of this homemade ship, which he made from a paperclip and some tree bark. |