The logo competition for the 2025 4chan Winter Cup is now taking submissions. | ||
The deadline is January 6th, 23:59 UTC. Logos will be placed in this gallery to facilitate discussion. This will be followed by a polling period to determine which logo will be used. Please send all submissions to Potatotron. You must supply a high-res PNG file (5000x5000 limit) and the original multi-layer source file. | ||
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Revision as of 07:36, 22 August 2021
Main page: /biz/
Players
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Active Players
Goalkeepers
Defenders
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1 | XRP Skitso | Like with many other crypto's, XRP fags believe their shitcoin will go to the moon. But in reality the high supply, centralised creation, closed source and generally skitso behaviour from those who sing its praises, it is unlikely to go anywhere other than into a pile of cow shit. Especially when the (c)Ripple team is being sued by the SEC. |
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13 | OOOOOOOOOOOHHHH | O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H |
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14 | Buy High Sell Low | /biz/'s motto. Buy at the top, panic, and sell at the bottom. Repeat till you have nothing. |
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5 | Wagie | Wagie wagie, he works in cagie, now he's in ragie. Seriously fuck being a wagie. |
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BBBRRRRRRRRR | It costs 1.5 Trillion dollars to pump this market... For 12 Minutes. - Anon |
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6 | Whales | When a sudden pump or a sudden dump happen, I wonder who could be behind it? Surely crypto currency is held equaltiby so that someone can't just dumb his bags and ruin everyone... |
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3 | Nocoiner | Grug no like memecoins, Grug buy stocks, real estate, and precious medals instead. /biz/ can keep bad memecoins, Grug know memecoins bad. |
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16 | Golden Bullrun | Were never going under |
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4 | Pajeet | The designated shitting posters on /biz/. Now come to shit on the 4chan cup team. |
Midfielders
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12 | Snib Snib | When things aren't moving up or down. Its neither a bear nor a bull. What is it? A FUCKING CRAB MARKET IS WHAT IT IS. |
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17 | XMR Chan | Now that Bitcoin is known to the masses as something that can be publicly verified, people needed something that would protect privacy. With the added bonus of making Tax departments around the world Seethe, Monero is the most private crypto on the planet and the popularity for it is growing |
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49 | Bogged | BZZZZZ BZZZZZ |
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12 | Bear Market Bobo | This one needs no explanation - the moment your investment goes down even a little bit, freak out and Sell, Sell, Sell. |
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45 | Boomer Rocks | Yep, look at all these dumb zoomers buying and selling code. Nothing like owning physical gold and sliver. *sips* |
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20 | Lambo | Everyone on /biz/'s vehicle of choice. Coveted by all, owned by none. |
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2 | Financial Ruin | Written in January, some anon went out on an ambitious goal to predict the next two years of the BTC market. Has been right 3 out of 7 so far, and technically correct on 4th prediction (not sure if a spike on one exchange counts.) Will Asuka keep being smugly correct? Unfortunatly not, it turns out you cant really trust things posted by anonymous retards and honestly people just like having an excuse to post smug anime on /biz/. |
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30 | You Will Own Nothing And You WIll Be Happy | By 2030 you will own nothing, you will be poor, you will eat ze bugs and you will be happy. Enjoy living in a pod for the rest of your days while working at the local Amazon Wish Fulfilment Centre(tm) just to make ends meat |
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22 | OHHHHHHH LINKIES | OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH LLLLLLIIIIIINNNNKKKKIIEES!!! Did you really think that your stinky little coin would continue to pump? The last 4 times it has hit the previous resistance it has crashed. Its obvious that chainlink is a scam, why else would idiots like (you) buy into a shitcoin like this |
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Forwards
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99 | Sminem | Hosanna. This is the boy who will save crypto. He is the boy who will save /biz/. And he is the boy who will save the 4chan cup. |
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0 | AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH | I'VE LOST EVERYTHING! MAKE IT STOP! |
Old Players
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Chinked | From your funds being safe to supply chain coins, chinks have demonstrated time and time again to be one of THE BEST investments to make. That is if you like buying high and selling low. | |
HODL | Reminder Hodl, or the mispelling of HOLD stands for: Hold On for Dear Life. So with that in mind, JUST HODL YOU WEAK HANDED FAGGOTS. JESUS CHRIST IF YOU DIDN'T PANIC SELL WE'D NEVER GO DOWN. | |
Craig "Satoj" Wright | Satoshi the creator of bitcoin is a cryptic figure in crypto. That is till he came out of the background to decry his project, and propose a split. That or its just an Aussie shitposter trying to make a buck off a bunch of retarded pajeets. | |
Nice Just Bought 100k | You made some money in it? Nice just bought 100k. Its at the bottom? Nice just bought 100k. /biz/ just scored? Nice just bought 100k. | |
DR;NS | AHEM | |
Firm Handshake | The best /biz/nessmen make a good impression, and the first step to a good impression is a Firm Handshake. | |
$1/Pop | /biz/, what's the best way to make a million dollars? Buy some kneepads and suck a million dicks at $1/Pop. | |
80s Guy | The most aggressive member of the /biz/ Backline. Ambitious, but misunderstood, 80s Guy returns to the starting lineup to turn his defenders into Sharks, not Sheep. | |
Fuck The Poor | Reminder that there are no poor people on /biz/, just temporarily embarrassed millionaires. | |
Chip Warmer | Providing Restaurant Style Warmth to the /biz/ backfield. | |
Oil Prices | One of /biz/'s oldest threads - nothing but endless shitposting since Oil Prices began to drop in 2014, but they've managed to chug on since. | |
Tai Lopez | Tai Lopez would be happy to tell you the secrets of his success... for $70/month. Can the team follow his 67 steps to success? | |
Bulls | More optimistic than his partner Bears, Bulls hopes to BUY BUY BUY a solid performance in the 4chan Cup. | |
How Do I Get Rich? | Every /biz/ regular's least favorite thread - the only thing an outsider asks is how to get rich quick. | |
Janet Yellen | Chairwoman of the Federal Reserve, or Ben Bernanke in a wig? Janet Yellen takes her place in the /biz/ Goal, looking to build a sound Monetary Policy in the /biz/ backfield. | |
Pyramid Scheme | Get your friends to buy in by calling it a "Reverse Funnel System". You can make a lot of money in a Pyramid Scheme, if you just know the right time to cash out. You wouldn't get caught holding the bag, right? | |
Ethercuck | Some call it a technological marvel, but to /biz/, it's all about Buying the Dip and making sure not to be left holding the bag. The latest /biz/ money-making sensation | |
Forex | Foreign Exchange threads have always been popular on /biz/. Don't let anyone trick you into thinking they've actually made money on it, though. | |
Robinhood | Turning memes into dreams since 2014. Buy high, sell low. | |
Step 1: Be A Jew | You had to know this was coming. The Chosen People know how to make a buck or two, and we can only hope that their PES equivalent can bring /biz/ Plenty of Goals. | |
Yatch | Every /biz/nessman's goal is to own a 200-foot Yatch. | |
NO CASH OUT | Internet Money is not a form of currency. Please get a job. | |
THEY'RE AWAKE | Hi nau, China numba wan! | |
Digimarines | WE ARE THE DIGIMARINES AND AFTER ALL THIS TIME WE WILL STILL NOT SELL! | |
Blockfolio Rate | Hey /biz/ rate my blockfolio. Look at all these loses. Am I buying high and selling low enough? | |
4000 OMG | 4000 OMG! | |
Elon Musk | Dude weed, lmao. Dude memes, lmao. Dude anime, lmao. Dude bitcoin, lmao. Dude bitcoin AND anime, hell fucking yes 100% /ourguy/. | |
(((Ripple))) | A centralized join on a market about decentralization? Its backed by the US government? Gee I wonder (((who))) could be behind this? | |
How Much BTC For This GF? | How much do I need to make in order to go to Thailand and buy a "G"F? | |
FORCED MEMES | Somehow pajeets not only need to shill their shit coins on /biz/ but also need to shill their shitty memes. Be it Fresco or the NPC they all see to start on /biz/ and spread everywhere else. | |
BITCONNNEEEEEEEEEC | I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE BITCONNNEEEEEEEEECCCCCCC | |
Bart | Whats that funny shapped the candel stick chart is doing? Oh no, its another bart. Looks like we're going down again. | |
John "Boomer" McAfee | One of the most retarded but funny idiots that follow and comments on crypto. Had a skycoin logo tattooed on his back. Is running for president AGAIN. Who can stop this madman? |