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! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="83%"| Description | ! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="83%"| Description | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|DMF}} | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|DMF}} | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; align="center"| [[File:Ledankforcedmemeface.jpg|200px|link=]] | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; align="center"| [[File:Ledankforcedmemeface.jpg|200px|link=]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; align="center"| The newest in /bant/ meme technology: le dank forced face™ is a hilarious epic new meme. He's a hilarious cartoon macro that you can adapt into all sorts of hilarious tictacs. This charming player and his vague origin offers infinite scope for zany riggings, limited only by the imagination of the streamer himself | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; align="center"| The newest in /bant/ meme technology: le dank forced face™ is a hilarious epic new meme. He's a hilarious cartoon macro that you can adapt into all sorts of hilarious tictacs. This charming player and his vague origin offers infinite scope for zany riggings, limited only by the imagination of the streamer himself | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; align="center"|{{Position|DMF}} | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; align="center"|{{Position|DMF}} | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Bantplant.png|200px|link=]] | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Bantplant.png|200px|link=]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| /bant/'s first <s>forced</s> meme. <br>When you hit rock bottom, there's nowhere to go but up, so this humble piece of household decor made its return to the field. | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| /bant/'s first <s>forced</s> meme. <br>When you hit rock bottom, there's nowhere to go but up, so this humble piece of household decor made its return to the field. | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|CB}} | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|CB}} | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Pooftahsactua.png|200px|link=]] | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Pooftahsactua.png|200px|link=]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| The enemy of pooftahs everywhere, he is a reminder that a "fuck off" per day keeps the pooftahs away. | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| The enemy of pooftahs everywhere, he is a reminder that a "fuck off" per day keeps the pooftahs away. | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; align="center"|{{Position|DMF}} | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Plague Doctor''' | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:plaguedoctor.jpg|200px|link=]] | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Filthy peasants! I hereby diagnose this foul defence with THE GAY! | |||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; align="center"|{{Position|DMF}} | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; align="center"| '''Parrote''' | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; align="center"| [[File:Parrote.jpg|200px|link=]] | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; align="center"| /bant/'s offical birb friend. His hobbies include: garrotting the pooftahs and eating crackers. | |||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|CB}} | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''an*Mefags''' | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:pooftahs.jpg|200px|link=]] | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| an*mefags fuck off. Management is under the impression that he is one himself. | |||
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[[Category:Official team rosters|bant]] | [[Category:Official team rosters|bant]] | ||
Revision as of 15:58, 26 October 2021
Starters
| Pos. | Name | Face | Description | ||
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Leaf Girl | 
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A rather lewd girl from the ass-end of The >Great >White North. She's taken a break from Hockey and Lacrosse to play Football and shitpost, not that she's ever taken a break from the latter. | ||
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Queen | 
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As declared by a Hans with a quintuple get of 99999, our queen was crowned May 5, 2017. Since then, she has gotten comfortable in her position as Queen of /bant/. May she lead our shit team to somewhere that's not the Spoon. | ||
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BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS | 
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IT'S CALLED SOCCER YOU EUROPOOR. BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS | ||
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Bat Loli | 
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A young board-tan of abject silliness and retardation, /bant/'s signature Bat Loli is the adorable personification of everything that is /bant/. | ||
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Alzheimers | 
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let someone with alzheimers score anything | ||
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Borche | 
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This is Borche. Aside from being a farmer and outdoorsman, Borche helps keep /bant/ free from frogposters. | ||
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Kot | 
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/bant/'s favorite animal. Constantly on the prowl, she pounces on any pooftah that dares come close to /bant/'s sacred goal. Get that pooftah, Kot! | ||
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Aussie Girl | 
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The loser of the shitposting war of May 2017, Aussie Girl is the bantering subordinate of Leaf Girl, both are equally lewd on and off the field. | ||
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the fishe | 
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Our Queen's favorite food and the main cause of the team's pungent smell. Tastes like victory. | ||
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Morning Leader | 
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Thoughtful, observant and an excellent businessman, the Morning Leader is the iron will that defends /bant/ from all untrue sensationalism. | ||
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Flag of /bant/ | 
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Nobody knows /bant/ put a piece of cloth on the pitch; but now it proudly flies over the team goal. |
Substitutes
| Pos. | Name | Face | Description | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
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Redpilled Haircuts | 
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Threads for the most proper haircuts for the inevitable ethnostate, all /bant/ fans are encouraged to get one. | ||
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le dank forced face | 
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The newest in /bant/ meme technology: le dank forced face™ is a hilarious epic new meme. He's a hilarious cartoon macro that you can adapt into all sorts of hilarious tictacs. This charming player and his vague origin offers infinite scope for zany riggings, limited only by the imagination of the streamer himself | ||
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>romania | 
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/bant/'s favorite punching bag, at least it gives us something to spam in the chat. | ||
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Bant Plant | 
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/bant/'s first When you hit rock bottom, there's nowhere to go but up, so this humble piece of household decor made its return to the field. | ||
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Bantanna | 
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Being the ever rebellious daughter of /pol/ and /jp/, Bantanna has decided to come help her team play in spite of her father. | ||
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Simon | 
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The official mayor of /bant/. He quickly settled in the hearts of /bant/ when the board was first formed and loves his team and subjects dearly. | ||
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Isle of Manlet | 
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Technically an island in the middle of Britbongistan, the Isle of Manlet is /bant/'s jumping off point to land a goal on the enemy beaches. | ||
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Happy Lizard | 
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The symbol of comfy on /bant/, Liz now protects the goal line with his bright cheery smile. |
Retired
| Pos. | Name | Face | Description | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
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Coke & Peanuts | 
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>G E R M A N E N G I N E E R I N G . | ||
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Average Brit | 
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Feeling too tired to continue playing, this representation of all things British has decided to go take a nap. | ||
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Burdo | 
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Being the cool dude he is, Burdo has decided to drive off on his kickass motorcycle to see the rest of the world on his own. | ||
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Okay, Real Talk | 
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Okay, real talk. This team is a never-ending roller coaster stuck on the path from being moderately shit to overwhelmingly shit, and frankly, I'm happy to finally be removed from it. | ||
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Toothpaste Kagari | 
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Once bringing up the rear of /bant/'s defence, Kagari is the tempting smile that attracts all shots straight into her face. It is required to get octas before you score on her. Sponsored by Aquafresh™ | ||
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Buy My Passu | 
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Wanna have fun watching /bant/ play? Buy Hiro's passu, or elsu. | ||
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FUCK OFF POOFTAHS | 
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The enemy of pooftahs everywhere, he is a reminder that a "fuck off" per day keeps the pooftahs away. | ||
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Plague Doctor | 
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Filthy peasants! I hereby diagnose this foul defence with THE GAY! | ||
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Parrote | 
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/bant/'s offical birb friend. His hobbies include: garrotting the pooftahs and eating crackers. | ||
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an*Mefags | 
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an*mefags fuck off. Management is under the impression that he is one himself. |