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Chainlink is a coin /biz/ discovered in 2017 which would have the utility of being a bridge between the messiness of reality and the determinism of the Block Chain through allowing for oracles to rip from APIs to then execute smart contracts on platforms like ETH. This subsequently created a ton of hype on /biz/ for discovering this coin so early and a cult of personality behind the company head Sergey Nazarov. Memes would be made of his repetitive wearing of the {{tt|same shirt|blue pad in pic}} every day, his {{tt|gaining of weight over the span of the years|McDonald and fat jokes}}, him {{tt|hiring prostitutes|anons frustrated with his HR hires and 700k dumps every Friday}}, and using the same slides every time he has a presentation. This is all despite the fact he behaves extremely professionally and {{tt|never engages with /biz/.|likely for the better less he end up like many of the narcissistic crypto devs}} So what I'm saying is 1k EOY is FUD and my LINKIES stay super stinky.
Chainlink is a coin /biz/ discovered in 2017 which would have the utility of being a bridge between the messiness of reality and the determinism of the Block Chain through allowing for oracles to rip from APIs to then execute smart contracts on platforms like ETH. This subsequently created a ton of hype on /biz/ for discovering this coin so early and a cult of personality behind the company head Sergey Nazarov. Memes would be made of his repetitive wearing of the {{tt|same shirt|blue pad in pic}} every day, his {{tt|gaining of weight over the span of the years|McDonald and fat jokes}}, him {{tt|hiring prostitutes|anons frustrated with his HR hires and 700k dumps every Friday}}, and using the same slides every time he has a presentation. This is all despite the fact he behaves extremely professionally and {{tt|never engages with /biz/.|likely for the better less he end up like many of the narcissistic crypto devs}} So what I'm saying is 1k EOY is FUD and my LINKIES stay super stinky.
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Vitalik Buterin. Skinny autistic kid who sperged out over WoW getting a major update, and decided to get into crypto because its deterministic setting would not allow devs to create a shitty update without consensus of over 51% of those upholding the network. He then wrote a blog post of the idea for integrating loops into the ledger thus making smart contracts on the blockchain. Thus he created ETH which revolutionized the crypto space and made a lot of fags on /biz/ {{tt|rich|or even poorer}}. He remains autistic, cringe, beta, and a pedo defender, but he is our money skeleton which is based. People to this day argue about POS and ETH 2.0, {{tt|which is never coming out by the way.|scheduled for December this year, but just wait till they delay that shit and sharding again}}
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XRP is a coin that has a lot of controversy on /biz/. For years it was universally hated because the idea of a coin using banks as validators seemed antithetical to the project that was crypto in creating a system which you run parallel and not working with the central banking system. On top of this its {{tt|rise and fall in 2017|from 3.6 to .2}}, and the fact that {{tt|ripple|the company that mints XRP}} is a for profit company has landed them in trouble with SEC. That being said there are those who believe XRP is the standard and that XRP will be mass adopted. The rest of /biz/ calls them schitzos, because you'd have to be a Schitzo to hold this or their bag.
Vitalik Buterin. Skinny autistic kid who sperged out over WoW getting a major update, and decided to get into crypto because its deterministic setting would not allow devs to create a shitty update without consensus of over 51% of those upholding the network. He then wrote a blog post of the idea for integrating loops into the ledger thus making smart contracts on the blockchain. Thus he created ETH which revolutionized the crypto space and made a lot of fags on /biz/ {{tt|rich|or even poorer}}. He remains autistic, cringe, beta, and a pedo defender, but he is our money skeleton which is based. People to this day argue about POS and ETH 2.0, {{tt|which is never coming out by the way.|scheduled for December this year, but just wait till they delay that shit and sharding again}}
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The classic /biz/ saying. /biz/ has a ton of stories and funny screen caps of this happening where someone, usually a {{tt|tourist or newfag||sometimes regulars that gamble a ton of leverage tho}} FOMOs in at the top, panics as it crashes, sells at the bottom and everyone gets a good laugh at him. Because of this /biz/ unlike say, /pol/, does not gloat about their own achievements and you {{tt|never|besides BTC, ETH, LINK, and a dozen other projects that were shilled on /biz/ first}} take financial advice from /biz/.
The first frog edit OC created on /biz/ to represent the bearish nature of those on /biz/ when things are dumping, many a {{tt|shorter|someone profiting off a dump}} or someone just hoping to buy cheap will post smug bobos as things go down. Or will post a bobo emergency as things pump beyond their control.  
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/biz/ has a problem. Shitcoin spam. The problem is attributed to Indias mostly from the fact that Indias make up a good amount of other scammers, trying to scam you to do the needful and feed their village. Its also common knowledge that crypto projects with mostly Indian dev teams are rugpulls waiting to happen. All of this compounded by the fact that a few too many crypto spam threads that have poped up on boards with flags, have had Indian flags. Don't let Pajeet steal your money. Do the needful my bastard and send it to my wallet instead. <br>
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OOOOOOOHHHH WAGIE. Thanks for showing up early, but you have to jump into that cagie right now. No we will clock you in when your shift starts. Ignore the inhuman work conditions, soul crushing dead end job, and mystery you an invert experience working a scheduled service or foods job. If you don't do this you can just die on the street LMAO. This is what wagies want to make you think is their awful life. Every thread sounds exactly like this. Then you get the one boomer who is telling them to pull themselves up by their bootstraps and a job can give them meaning. They call him a boomer and hate on him. Who is right? Who cares.
Illuminati man. Not kidding this dude does want you to eat bugs, sees Corona as a good thing, wants you to live in a pod, and does believe you will own nothing and be happy. He has also written a book regarding the 4th industrial revolution and how smart contracts utilizing {{tt|oracles|see chainlink}} can revolutionize the world. So TNWO is in on LINK. Bullish.  
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Very common shitposting on /biz/ is to either make fun of others taste in women or to ironically or post ironically joke about coomer pics being posted. As with anything ironic it has quickly made those attracted to trannies think they are in good company. Also is very helpful in filtering women. Seriously tits or GTFO doesn't work, but if you call her a man, she will post her nudes, and then run off crying because people in the thread keep calling her a man which will trigger the neutralism in a girl like nothing else.  
Charles Hoskinson the cofounder of Cardano is a massive soy boy narcissist. Every picture he takes and posts is him with his ugly ass neckbeard smiling. He has a podcast where he tells his cult that his peer reviewed blockchain ETH copy paste will eventually have decentralized apps to surpass ETH, which lives rent free in his mind ever since he was kicked out of the project for being a massive narcissist that no one liked, a feet impressive considering half the devs in crypto are exactly the same. He also has a script running that mines for people posting for his name or Cardano, which is why he hates /biz/ and LINKies believing its not him is wrong in his circle jerk, but everyone else. ADA is also shit because the chain has no activity at the time of posting and takes days for its DAPPs to run. What makes it worse is that its made in a shitty language that only academics high on their own farts know, so its unlikely to be fixed any time soon. Now the question is, is he based for scamming redditors, or is he cringe for appealing to them so much to start with?
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Oh no the economy is being ruined by our poorly planned Keynsian macro economic theory? Haha money printer go BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRR. Oh no a ression has hit and we need to increase government spending to pay for more welfare? Haha money printer go BBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. No, it will not cause inflation. The current inflation is just transitory. No, don't cash out of the USD. Please hold your USD bags you dumb goy I mean American citizen. Don't put it into something else especially crypto.  
In 2007 the economist Nassim Nicholas Taleb wrote a blockbuster book called the black swam, an idea that just because you have not seen something happen before does not make it impossible. The implication of his work was there to discredit the risk of the housing market, which true to his warning crashed 6 months after publishing. Because of that to this day black swans refer to market crashes caused by unexpected events. Dodo's representations of this trend, made popular during the COVID crash in 2020 and subsequently posted semi interchangeably with bobos.  
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When a sudden pump or a sudden dump happen, I wonder who could be behind it? Surely crypto currency is held equality so that someone can't just dumb his bags and ruin everyone... If you gamble on shitcoins you totally don't have to keep an eye on these fags...
A bull market means the market is feeling optomistic and many gains are being realized. Its also a sign of a bubble forming. Mumu is a shitty /biz/ OC created to reflect this bullish setment or at the very least to antagonize those who are bearish and are spamming bobos. So we're never going under <s>3215</s> <s>9215</s> <s>7302</s> <s>16000</s> <s>12000</s> <s>30000</s> <s>50000</s> <s>27000</s> <s>60000</s>  35000 again! R-right? Golden bullruns forever!
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A bull market means the market is feeling optomistic and many gains are being realized. Its also a sign of a bubble forming. Mumu is a shitty /biz/ OC created to reflect this bullish setment or at the very least to antagonize those who are bearish and are spamming bobos. So we're never going under <s>3215</s> <s>9215</s> <s>7302</s> <s>16000</s> <s>12000</s> <s>30000</s> <s>50000</s> <s>27000</s> 60000 again! R-right? Golden bullruns forever!
Crypto speak for having made it. Expensive car so its pretty much synonymous with moon, lots of money, and hookers. Some autistic Indian on /biz/ in LA bought a Lambo and tricked it out with even writing /biz/ on the side of it along with putting Bitcoins and LINKies all over it. No one believed it till the timestamp was given. He was doxed like a week later for his trouble.
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/biz/ has a problem. Shitcoin spam. The problem is attributed to Indias mostly from the fact that Indias make up a good amount of other scammers, trying to scam you to do the needful and feed their village. Its also common knowledge that crypto projects with mostly Indian dev teams are rugpulls waiting to happen. All of this compounded by the fact that a few too many crypto spam threads that have poped up on boards with flags, have had Indian flags. Don't let Pajeet steal your money. Do the needful my bastard and send it to my wallet instead. <br>
Boomer rocks go by many names such as precious metals, gold, silver, ect. Those who {{tt|hold them|non-physically}} do so likely because they are old or dumb. The one everyone goes after on /biz/'s name is Peter Schiff because he's also extremely against crypto. Despite the fact his yearly return on investment has basically been 0 where as {{tt|those who invested in crypto|such as his son}} have made much higher rates of return. But keep believing the internet will turn off or the apocalypse comes boomer. When that day happens, only one metal will be valuable, which boomer rock holders don't hold, {{tt|lead.|as in guns retard}}
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OOOOOOOHHHH WAGIE. Thanks for showing up early, but you have to jump into that cagie right now. No we will clock you in when your shift starts. Ignore the inhuman work conditions, soul crushing dead end job, and mystery you an invert experience working a scheduled service or foods job. If you don't do this you can just die on the street LMAO. This is what wagies want to make you think is their awful life. Every thread sounds exactly like this. Then you get the one boomer who is telling them to pull themselves up by their bootstraps and a job can give them meaning. They call him a boomer and hate on him. Who is right? Who cares.
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If a bullmarket is it going up and a bearmarket down, a crab market is the market moving to the side, returning to the mean, or just not doing something to make bulls or bears excited. Why a crab? Well how do crabs move? Foward or backwards? Trick question to the side. Snib Snab is the Crab's name and he will make bulls and bears seethe and absolutely no one {{tt|makes|or loses}} money.  
If a bullmarket is it going up and a bearmarket down, a crab market is the market moving to the side, returning to the mean, or just not doing something to make bulls or bears excited. Why a crab? Well how do crabs move? Foward or backwards? Trick question to the side. Snib Snab is the Crab's name and he will make bulls and bears seethe and absolutely no one {{tt|makes|or loses}} money.  
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Mascot of Monero (Tinker: XMR) which is spammed all over /biz/ XMR threads especially the general. XMR is a privacy coin, meaning all those negative things boomers will complain about with crypto and BTC, yah thats what XMR is. You can hide it from your {{tt|wife|implying you will ever have one}}, use it to buy darkweb shit, or just random crap via local XMR. Despite being a privacy coin, most XMR chan art is very lewd. Guess that is because those who make art for her are aware of her private keys. Also yes there is too much loli of her.
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''BZZZZZZZ BZZZZZZZZ'' <br>
The boy who saved crypto. Originally an /int/ meme which began to be posted on /biz/ semi often in 2017 before the green wojak really took off. Bizonacci then ended up putting him in a video and he's now eternally the boy who saved crypto. Very memorable as a arch rival against the bogs due to his funny ears, several pics of him near bears in cages, hands open waiting to intake your energy, and absolutely optimistic look.
YES? He wants to have a quick rundown of the Bogs?<br>
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{{greentext|rothschilds bow to the Bogdanoffs}} <br>
{{greentext|in contact with aliens}} <br>
{{greentext|rumoured to possess psychic abilities}} <br>
{{greentext|control france with an iron fist}} <br>
{{greentext|own castles and banks all over the world}} <br>
{{greentext|direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line}} <br>
{{greentext|will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)}} <br>
{{greentext|own basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth}} <br>
{{greentext|first designer babies will be Bogdanoff Babies}} <br>
{{greentext|both brothers said to have 200+ IQ}} <br>
Like Sminem was originally taken from {{tt|elsewhere|/pol/ and /x/}} but was adopted because by /biz/ and then Bizonnaci into the man who dumps your coins just because you bought.  
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The first frog edit OC created on /biz/ to represent the bearish nature of those on /biz/ when things are dumping, many a {{tt|shorter|someone profiting off a dump}} or someone just hoping to buy cheap will post smug bobos as things go down. Or will post a bobo emergency as things pump beyond their control.  
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Boomer rocks go by many names such as precious metals, gold, silver, ect. Those who {{tt|hold them|non-physically}} do so likely because they are old or dumb. The one everyone goes after on /biz/'s name is Peter Schiff because he's also extremely against crypto. Despite the fact his yearly return on investment has basically been 0 where as {{tt|those who invested in crypto|such as his son}} have made much higher rates of return. But keep believing the internet will turn off or the apocalypse comes boomer. When that day happens, only one metal will be valuable, which boomer rock holders don't hold, {{tt|lead.|as in guns retard}}
Oh no the economy is being ruined by our poorly planned Keynsian macro economic theory? Haha money printer go BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRR. Oh no a ression has hit and we need to increase government spending to pay for more welfare? Haha money printer go BBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. No, it will not cause inflation. The current inflation is just transitory. No, don't cash out of the USD. Please hold your USD bags you dumb goy I mean American citizen. Don't put it into something else especially crypto.  
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Crypto speak for having made it. Expensive car so its pretty much synonymous with moon, lots of money, and hookers. Some autistic Indian on /biz/ in LA bought a Lambo and tricked it out with even writing /biz/ on the side of it along with putting Bitcoins and LINKies all over it. No one believed it till the timestamp was given. He was doxed like a week later for his trouble.
The 2020 bullrun began with a pump in BTC and DEFI dAPPs. However protocols with actual value began to die as the market gained more and more normal fags. Soon DOGE coin pumped, and that was what signaled the beginning of the end. It had become dog coin season. Tones of doge coin forks began to pop up with even more circulating supply and dumber names. SHIBI INU coin, Doge Bonk coin, ect. Worse part of all of them is if you bought low and sold high you'd have made even more then those holding tokens with utility, but that are not needed.
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GME bagholders, Robinhood users, and plenty of the Dog coin dummies on /biz/ that ended up believing their shitty projects would do well, only to buy high, and for their dumb idea to come tumbling down. Afterwords the only real choice is to end it all and leave forever.  
This snail first started to be posted with how long it was taking for BTC to move past 10k after the 2017 bullrun. This was quickly proven wrong however with the 2020 bullrun quickly after taking BTC to new highs. However after BTC began to slow down its growth having reached 50k the return of the snail began, and some madlad made it his quest to post every it every day till BTC would reach 100k. This continues to this day. At the time of writing this we are at day 205 till BTC reaches 100k. Still waiting as it crawls along...
 
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Illuminati man. Not kidding this dude does want you to eat bugs, sees Corona as a good thing, wants you to live in a pod, and does believe you will own nothing and be happy. He has also written a book regarding the 4th industrial revolution and how smart contracts utilizing {{tt|oracles|see chainlink}} can revolutionize the world. So TNWO is in on LINK. Bullish.  
A humble guardian that keeps irrationally exuberant frogs and smug wojaks in line. Doesn't want to be your bully gf. Don't even ask. Stop imagining Nico's pungent feet on your face. Also a Sadomasochistic Nymphomaniac, gets excited by the idea of treating lowly LINK holders like the worthless pigs they really are. Might also subconsciously harbor thoughts of bullying you until you're nearly frothing at the mouth and enraged enough to take her right then and there. I already told you stop it anon.  
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A humble guardian that keeps irrationally exuberant frogs and smug wojaks in line. Doesn't want to be your bully gf. Don't even ask. Stop imagining Nico's pungent feet on your face. Also a Sadomasochistic Nymphomaniac, gets excited by the idea of treating lowly LINK holders like the worthless pigs they really are. Might also subconsciously harbor thoughts of bullying you until you're nearly frothing at the mouth and enraged enough to take her right then and there. I already told you stop it anon.  
Mascot of Monero (Tinker: XMR) which is spammed all over /biz/ XMR threads especially the general. XMR is a privacy coin, meaning all those negative things boomers will complain about with crypto and BTC, yah thats what XMR is. You can hide it from your {{tt|wife|implying you will ever have one}}, use it to buy darkweb shit, or just random crap via local XMR. Despite being a privacy coin, most XMR chan art is very lewd. Guess that is because those who make art for her are aware of her private keys. Also yes there is too much loli of her.
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The boy who saved crypto. Originally an /int/ meme which began to be posted on /biz/ semi often in 2017 before the green wojak really took off. Bizonacci then ended up putting him in a video and he's now eternally the boy who saved crypto. Very memorable as a arch rival against the bogs due to his funny ears, several pics of him near bears in cages, hands open waiting to intake your energy, and absolutely optimistic look.
''BZZZZZZZ BZZZZZZZZ'' <br>
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YES? He wants to have a quick rundown of the Bogs?<br>
{{greentext|rothschilds bow to the Bogdanoffs}} <br>
{{greentext|in contact with aliens}} <br>
{{greentext|rumoured to possess psychic abilities}} <br>
{{greentext|control france with an iron fist}} <br>
{{greentext|own castles and banks all over the world}} <br>
{{greentext|direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line}} <br>
{{greentext|will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)}} <br>
{{greentext|own basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth}} <br>
{{greentext|first designer babies will be Bogdanoff Babies}} <br>
{{greentext|both brothers said to have 200+ IQ}} <br>
Like Sminem was originally taken from {{tt|elsewhere|/pol/ and /x/}} but was adopted because by /biz/ and then Bizonnaci into the man who dumps your coins just because you bought.  
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YES? He wants to have a quick rundown of the Bogs?<br>
{{greentext|rothschilds bow to the Bogdanoffs}} <br>
{{greentext|in contact with aliens}} <br>
{{greentext|rumoured to possess psychic abilities}} <br>
{{greentext|control france with an iron fist}} <br>
{{greentext|own castles and banks all over the world}} <br>
{{greentext|direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line}} <br>
{{greentext|will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)}} <br>
{{greentext|own basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth}} <br>
{{greentext|first designer babies will be Bogdanoff Babies}} <br>
{{greentext|both brothers said to have 200+ IQ}} <br>
Like Sminem was originally taken from {{tt|elsewhere|/pol/ and /x/}} but was adopted because by /biz/ and then Bizonnaci into the man who dumps your coins just because you bought.
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Revision as of 11:12, 28 January 2022

Main page: /biz/

Players

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Starter Sub Silver Gold

Active Players


Goalkeepers

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GK


Biz Stinky Linkies.png 77 Sergey of Nazaroth

Chainlink is a coin /biz/ discovered in 2017 which would have the utility of being a bridge between the messiness of reality and the determinism of the Block Chain through allowing for oracles to rip from APIs to then execute smart contracts on platforms like ETH. This subsequently created a ton of hype on /biz/ for discovering this coin so early and a cult of personality behind the company head Sergey Nazarov. Memes would be made of his repetitive wearing of the same shirt every day, his gaining of weight over the span of the years, him hiring prostitutes, and using the same slides every time he has a presentation. This is all despite the fact he behaves extremely professionally and never engages with /biz/. So what I'm saying is 1k EOY is FUD and my LINKIES stay super stinky.

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Defenders

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LB


Biz Money Skeleton.png 94 Money Skeleton

Vitalik Buterin. Skinny autistic kid who sperged out over WoW getting a major update, and decided to get into crypto because its deterministic setting would not allow devs to create a shitty update without consensus of over 51% of those upholding the network. He then wrote a blog post of the idea for integrating loops into the ledger thus making smart contracts on the blockchain. Thus he created ETH which revolutionized the crypto space and made a lot of fags on /biz/ rich. He remains autistic, cringe, beta, and a pedo defender, but he is our money skeleton which is based. People to this day argue about POS and ETH 2.0, which is never coming out by the way.

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Biz OOOOOOOOOOOHHHH.png 8 OOOOOOOOOOOHHHH

O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H

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Biz Sell Sell Sell.png 12 Bear Market Bobo

The first frog edit OC created on /biz/ to represent the bearish nature of those on /biz/ when things are dumping, many a shorter or someone just hoping to buy cheap will post smug bobos as things go down. Or will post a bobo emergency as things pump beyond their control.

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Biz Pajeet.png 4 Pajeet

/biz/ has a problem. Shitcoin spam. The problem is attributed to Indias mostly from the fact that Indias make up a good amount of other scammers, trying to scam you to do the needful and feed their village. Its also common knowledge that crypto projects with mostly Indian dev teams are rugpulls waiting to happen. All of this compounded by the fact that a few too many crypto spam threads that have poped up on boards with flags, have had Indian flags. Don't let Pajeet steal your money. Do the needful my bastard and send it to my wallet instead.
0x7175CE963017307f6e57cE89CDb29a761E25aBFF

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LB


Biz klaus.jpeg 30 You Will Own Nothing And You WIll Be Happy

Illuminati man. Not kidding this dude does want you to eat bugs, sees Corona as a good thing, wants you to live in a pod, and does believe you will own nothing and be happy. He has also written a book regarding the 4th industrial revolution and how smart contracts utilizing oracles can revolutionize the world. So TNWO is in on LINK. Bullish.

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Dapps charles.png 87 The Dapp Chalres

Charles Hoskinson the cofounder of Cardano is a massive soy boy narcissist. Every picture he takes and posts is him with his ugly ass neckbeard smiling. He has a podcast where he tells his cult that his peer reviewed blockchain ETH copy paste will eventually have decentralized apps to surpass ETH, which lives rent free in his mind ever since he was kicked out of the project for being a massive narcissist that no one liked, a feet impressive considering half the devs in crypto are exactly the same. He also has a script running that mines for people posting for his name or Cardano, which is why he hates /biz/ and LINKies believing its not him is wrong in his circle jerk, but everyone else. ADA is also shit because the chain has no activity at the time of posting and takes days for its DAPPs to run. What makes it worse is that its made in a shitty language that only academics high on their own farts know, so its unlikely to be fixed any time soon. Now the question is, is he based for scamming redditors, or is he cringe for appealing to them so much to start with?

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Dodo.png 7 Dodo

In 2007 the economist Nassim Nicholas Taleb wrote a blockbuster book called the black swam, an idea that just because you have not seen something happen before does not make it impossible. The implication of his work was there to discredit the risk of the housing market, which true to his warning crashed 6 months after publishing. Because of that to this day black swans refer to market crashes caused by unexpected events. Dodo's representations of this trend, made popular during the COVID crash in 2020 and subsequently posted semi interchangeably with bobos.

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Biz Bullrun Soros.png 16 Golden Mumu

A bull market means the market is feeling optomistic and many gains are being realized. Its also a sign of a bubble forming. Mumu is a shitty /biz/ OC created to reflect this bullish setment or at the very least to antagonize those who are bearish and are spamming bobos. So we're never going under 3215 9215 7302 16000 12000 30000 50000 27000 60000 35000 again! R-right? Golden bullruns forever!

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Biz Nocoiner.png 3 Nocoiner

Grug no like memecoins. Grug buy stocks, rocks, and do small buiness instead. Grug also complain on /biz/ every day that /biz/ no like what Grug like. Grug also no know that /biz/ was created to keep memecoins off /g/. Grug also no want to make money x10 in crypto because Grug know crypto a scam and will go to zero. Grug very smart.

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Biz Lambo.png 20 Lambo

Crypto speak for having made it. Expensive car so its pretty much synonymous with moon, lots of money, and hookers. Some autistic Indian on /biz/ in LA bought a Lambo and tricked it out with even writing /biz/ on the side of it along with putting Bitcoins and LINKies all over it. No one believed it till the timestamp was given. He was doxed like a week later for his trouble.

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Biz Boomer Metals.png 45 Boomer Rocks

Boomer rocks go by many names such as precious metals, gold, silver, ect. Those who hold them do so likely because they are old or dumb. The one everyone goes after on /biz/'s name is Peter Schiff because he's also extremely against crypto. Despite the fact his yearly return on investment has basically been 0 where as those who invested in crypto have made much higher rates of return. But keep believing the internet will turn off or the apocalypse comes boomer. When that day happens, only one metal will be valuable, which boomer rock holders don't hold, lead.

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Midfielders

Position Picture No. Name Description Model
DMF


Wagie.png 5 Wagie

OOOOOOOHHHH WAGIE. Thanks for showing up early, but you have to jump into that cagie right now. No we will clock you in when your shift starts. Ignore the inhuman work conditions, soul crushing dead end job, and mystery you an invert experience working a scheduled service or foods job. If you don't do this you can just die on the street LMAO. This is what wagies want to make you think is their awful life. Every thread sounds exactly like this. Then you get the one boomer who is telling them to pull themselves up by their bootstraps and a job can give them meaning. They call him a boomer and hate on him. Who is right? Who cares.

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CMF


Snib Snib.png 12 Snib Snab

If a bullmarket is it going up and a bearmarket down, a crab market is the market moving to the side, returning to the mean, or just not doing something to make bulls or bears excited. Why a crab? Well how do crabs move? Foward or backwards? Trick question to the side. Snib Snab is the Crab's name and he will make bulls and bears seethe and absolutely no one makes money.

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AMF


Biz Sminem.png 99 Sminem

The boy who saved crypto. Originally an /int/ meme which began to be posted on /biz/ semi often in 2017 before the green wojak really took off. Bizonacci then ended up putting him in a video and he's now eternally the boy who saved crypto. Very memorable as a arch rival against the bogs due to his funny ears, several pics of him near bears in cages, hands open waiting to intake your energy, and absolutely optimistic look.

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DMF


Money Printer 1.png BBBRRRRRRRRR

Oh no the economy is being ruined by our poorly planned Keynsian macro economic theory? Haha money printer go BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRR. Oh no a ression has hit and we need to increase government spending to pay for more welfare? Haha money printer go BBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. No, it will not cause inflation. The current inflation is just transitory. No, don't cash out of the USD. Please hold your USD bags you dumb goy I mean American citizen. Don't put it into something else especially crypto.

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CMF


File:Dog coin.jpg 6 Dog Coin Season

The 2020 bullrun began with a pump in BTC and DEFI dAPPs. However protocols with actual value began to die as the market gained more and more normal fags. Soon DOGE coin pumped, and that was what signaled the beginning of the end. It had become dog coin season. Tones of doge coin forks began to pop up with even more circulating supply and dumber names. SHIBI INU coin, Doge Bonk coin, ect. Worse part of all of them is if you bought low and sold high you'd have made even more then those holding tokens with utility, but that are not needed.

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CMF


BTC Snail 100k.png 1 205 Days Till BTC Reaches 100k

This snail first started to be posted with how long it was taking for BTC to move past 10k after the 2017 bullrun. This was quickly proven wrong however with the 2020 bullrun quickly after taking BTC to new highs. However after BTC began to slow down its growth having reached 50k the return of the snail began, and some madlad made it his quest to post every it every day till BTC would reach 100k. This continues to this day. At the time of writing this we are at day 205 till BTC reaches 100k. Still waiting as it crawls along...

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CMF


Biz niko 1.jpg 22 OHHHHHHH LINKIES

A humble guardian that keeps irrationally exuberant frogs and smug wojaks in line. Doesn't want to be your bully gf. Don't even ask. Stop imagining Nico's pungent feet on your face. Also a Sadomasochistic Nymphomaniac, gets excited by the idea of treating lowly LINK holders like the worthless pigs they really are. Might also subconsciously harbor thoughts of bullying you until you're nearly frothing at the mouth and enraged enough to take her right then and there. I already told you stop it anon.

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CMF


Biz XMR Chan.png 17 XMR Chan

Mascot of Monero (Tinker: XMR) which is spammed all over /biz/ XMR threads especially the general. XMR is a privacy coin, meaning all those negative things boomers will complain about with crypto and BTC, yah thats what XMR is. You can hide it from your wife, use it to buy darkweb shit, or just random crap via local XMR. Despite being a privacy coin, most XMR chan art is very lewd. Guess that is because those who make art for her are aware of her private keys. Also yes there is too much loli of her.

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Position Picture No. Name Description Model


CF


Biz Dump It.png 49 Grichka

BZZZZZZZ BZZZZZZZZ
YES? He wants to have a quick rundown of the Bogs?
>rothschilds bow to the Bogdanoffs
>in contact with aliens
>rumoured to possess psychic abilities
>control france with an iron fist
>own castles and banks all over the world
>direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>own basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth
>first designer babies will be Bogdanoff Babies
>both brothers said to have 200+ IQ
Like Sminem was originally taken from elsewhere but was adopted because by /biz/ and then Bizonnaci into the man who dumps your coins just because you bought.

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CF


Biz Dump It.png 49 Igor

BZZZZZZZ BZZZZZZZZ
YES? He wants to have a quick rundown of the Bogs?
>rothschilds bow to the Bogdanoffs
>in contact with aliens
>rumoured to possess psychic abilities
>control france with an iron fist
>own castles and banks all over the world
>direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>own basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth
>first designer babies will be Bogdanoff Babies
>both brothers said to have 200+ IQ
Like Sminem was originally taken from elsewhere but was adopted because by /biz/ and then Bizonnaci into the man who dumps your coins just because you bought.

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Biz AAAAAAAAHHH.png 0 AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

I'VE LOST EVERYTHING! MAKE IT STOP!
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Old Players

Picture Name Description
Chinked.png Chinked

From your funds being safe to supply chain coins, chinks have demonstrated time and time again to be one of THE BEST investments to make. That is if you like buying high and selling low.

Biz Hodl.png HODL

Reminder Hodl, or the mispelling of HOLD stands for: Hold On for Dear Life. So with that in mind, JUST HODL YOU WEAK HANDED FAGGOTS. JESUS CHRIST IF YOU DIDN'T PANIC SELL WE'D NEVER GO DOWN.

Biz Satoshi.png Craig "Satoj" Wright

Satoshi the creator of bitcoin is a cryptic figure in crypto. That is till he came out of the background to decry his project, and propose a split. That or its just an Aussie shitposter trying to make a buck off a bunch of retarded pajeets.

Biz Nice Just Bought 100k.png Nice Just Bought 100k

You made some money in it? Nice just bought 100k. Its at the bottom? Nice just bought 100k. /biz/ just scored? Nice just bought 100k.

DR;NS.png DR;NS

AHEM
First they laughed and paid me no heed, to them I said not selling didn't read. Then they screamed until they were pink, but I'm never selling, not even one LINK. Again they swore that it was a scam, but I couldn't hear, I was choosing my lamb. I waited for days, weeks, even years, each day getting closer to no linker tears. They laughed and pointed COPE, but I simply smiled as they tied their rope.
Despite all the FUD the torment the fear I knew deep down it'd be 1k end of year. Then one day out of the blue, LINK was worth one dollar, one fifty, then two. You'll never make, its a pyramid scheme, LINK's only value is based on some meme. My God, all this FUD over Linkies I thought to myself as my wallet grew stinky.
Then one day I never thought it would come, all of those no-LINKers now wanted some. The begged, they cried, they screamed, and they plead, "One LINK SIR, THAT IS ALL I NEED." The moral of this, in case it needs telling, despite all these words, DIDN'T READ NEVER SELLING!

Biz Firm Handshake.jpg Firm Handshake

The best /biz/nessmen make a good impression, and the first step to a good impression is a Firm Handshake.

Biz $1 Pop.jpg $1/Pop

/biz/, what's the best way to make a million dollars? Buy some kneepads and suck a million dicks at $1/Pop.

Biz 80s Guy.jpg 80s Guy

The most aggressive member of the /biz/ Backline. Ambitious, but misunderstood, 80s Guy returns to the starting lineup to turn his defenders into Sharks, not Sheep.

Biz Fuck The Poor.jpg Fuck The Poor

Reminder that there are no poor people on /biz/, just temporarily embarrassed millionaires.

Biz Chip Warmer.jpg Chip Warmer

Providing Restaurant Style Warmth to the /biz/ backfield.

Biz Oil Prices.jpg Oil Prices

One of /biz/'s oldest threads - nothing but endless shitposting since Oil Prices began to drop in 2014, but they've managed to chug on since.

Biz Tai Lopez.jpg Tai Lopez

Tai Lopez would be happy to tell you the secrets of his success... for $70/month. Can the team follow his 67 steps to success?

Biz Bulls.jpg Bulls

More optimistic than his partner Bears, Bulls hopes to BUY BUY BUY a solid performance in the 4chan Cup.

Biz How Do I Get Rich.jpg How Do I Get Rich?

Every /biz/ regular's least favorite thread - the only thing an outsider asks is how to get rich quick.

Biz Janet Yellen.jpg Janet Yellen

Chairwoman of the Federal Reserve, or Ben Bernanke in a wig? Janet Yellen takes her place in the /biz/ Goal, looking to build a sound Monetary Policy in the /biz/ backfield.

Biz Pyramid Scheme.jpg Pyramid Scheme

Get your friends to buy in by calling it a "Reverse Funnel System". You can make a lot of money in a Pyramid Scheme, if you just know the right time to cash out. You wouldn't get caught holding the bag, right?

Biz Ethereum.png Ethercuck

Some call it a technological marvel, but to /biz/, it's all about Buying the Dip and making sure not to be left holding the bag. The latest /biz/ money-making sensation

Biz Forex.jpg Forex

Foreign Exchange threads have always been popular on /biz/. Don't let anyone trick you into thinking they've actually made money on it, though.

Biz Robinhood.png Robinhood

Turning memes into dreams since 2014. Buy high, sell low.

Biz Be A Jew.jpg Step 1: Be A Jew

You had to know this was coming. The Chosen People know how to make a buck or two, and we can only hope that their PES equivalent can bring /biz/ Plenty of Goals.

Biz Yatch.jpg Yatch

Every /biz/nessman's goal is to own a 200-foot Yatch.

Biz NO CASH OUT.png NO CASH OUT

Internet Money is not a form of currency. Please get a job.
Thank you.

Biz THEY'RE AWAKE.png THEY'RE AWAKE

Hi nau, China numba wan!

Biz Digimarines.png Digimarines

WE ARE THE DIGIMARINES AND AFTER ALL THIS TIME WE WILL STILL NOT SELL!

Biz Blockfolio Rate.png Blockfolio Rate

Hey /biz/ rate my blockfolio. Look at all these loses. Am I buying high and selling low enough?

Biz 4000 OMG.png 4000 OMG

4000 OMG!

Elon Musk.png Elon Musk

Dude weed, lmao. Dude memes, lmao. Dude anime, lmao. Dude bitcoin, lmao. Dude bitcoin AND anime, hell fucking yes 100% /ourguy/.

Biz (((Ripple))).png (((Ripple)))

A centralized join on a market about decentralization? Its backed by the US government? Gee I wonder (((who))) could be behind this?

How Much BTC For This GF?.png How Much BTC For This GF?

How much do I need to make in order to go to Thailand and buy a "G"F?

FORCED MEMES.png FORCED MEMES

Somehow pajeets not only need to shill their shit coins on /biz/ but also need to shill their shitty memes. Be it Fresco or the NPC they all see to start on /biz/ and spread everywhere else.

Biz BITCONNNEEEEEEEEECCCCCCC.png BITCONNNEEEEEEEEEC

I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE BITCONNNEEEEEEEEECCCCCCC

Bart.png Bart

Whats that funny shapped the candel stick chart is doing? Oh no, its another bart. Looks like we're going down again.

John Boomer McAfee.png John "Boomer" McAfee

One of the most retarded but funny idiots that follow and comments on crypto. Had a skycoin logo tattooed on his back. Is running for president AGAIN. Who can stop this madman?


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