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|name={{tt|More More Jump off the roof|You will never be a real idol. You have no looks, you have no charisma, you have no charm. You are a pretender twisted by cringe and smelliness into a crude mockery of your oshi's perfection.
All the | |name={{tt|More More Jump off the roof|You will never be a real idol. You have no looks, you have no charisma, you have no charm. You are a pretender twisted by cringe and smelliness into a crude mockery of your oshi's perfection.
All the 'validation' you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your unit members are disgusted and ashamed of you, your 'fans' laugh at your cringiness behind closed doors.
Idol fans are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed idol fans to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even wannabes who 'lead' look uncanny and unnatural to an idol fan. Your cringiness is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get an exec to allow you on the casting couch, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a reading of your cringe level.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the cringe creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll go up to your school's rooftop, climb over the fence, stand at the edge, and More More Jump off the roof. Your unit members will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable cringe and smell. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your real stature, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a cringeworthy non-idol is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is an entity that is unmistakably cringe.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.}}}} | ||
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|name={{tt|AAAAAA KOHANEEEEE|Noted Kohane orbiter Shiraishi An, who immediately quadruples in characterization quality when separated from her favorite hamster}}}} | |name={{tt|AAAAAA KOHANEEEEE|Noted Kohane orbiter Shiraishi An, who immediately quadruples in characterization quality when separated from her favorite hamster}}}} | ||
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On some unlucky anon's phone out there, there's an Untitled song that leads to the Divegrass SEKAI.
Naturally, since that anon was filled with an overbearing amount of cringe and smelliness from being on /psg/ for too long, the denizens of this SEKAI are not exactly what you'd call... ideal. (everything on this page is a placeholder and subject to change)
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