/numbers/ Historical Roster

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2022

/vt/ League 3

No. Position Player 1 GK The Sana Line 2 CB KING 3 CB Seething 2view 4 CB 10-2 5 DMF Mindchair 6 CMF Ilegal Funnelling 7 CMF Mountain Graphs 8 AMF The slip 9 SS The Numbers Queen 11 SS Holo Box Pushing 10 CF MOST INFLUENTIAL THREAD

No. Position Player 12 CB Ethical Bot Farm 13 CB Natural Incline 14 CB Cripple Gold 15 DMF SLOW AND STEADY 16 DMF CCVID 17 DMF NIJICOEP 18 DMF Horseracing 19 CMF The Z 20 CMF SUCCESS BREEDS JEALOUSY 21 CMF God is a holofag 22 CMF >VODs 23 CMF /news/

Detailed Roster

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Goalkeepers

Pos.	No.	Name	Picture	Description
GK	0	Schizo Hole		The Schizo Hole is one of several large holes that have been dug in Yubicraft for no aparent reason. Anons just got together and started digging. It's not the most famous one (that'd be the Autism Hole), nor the most impressive, but that's exactly why it's perfect. Even the most average of its kind can become something incredible if given the chance, and Schizo Hole did so. Now a Golden Glove resides at the very bottom of it.
GK	1	The Last Dad		There was a time when Dads were a very common sight, and their faction was one of the most active ones. That was before Beatani created her own Minecraft server, causing an exodus of dads that now had the chance to groom the bear in something else than unnerving discord servers. They all left during the DarkAges except for one, who decided to stay and keep developing the cold lands of Beatani Village. He is still there today, holding the title of actual Last Dad in /ybc/

Defenders

Pos.	No.	Name	Picture	Description
CB	70	You are going to VIETLAM		In the Spawn hub, just to the right, there's a lamyfication chamber. Once you step inside, your player skin will be hard-changed to Lamy, and you will be teleported to the far away lands of Vietlam, where the remains of the Lamy wars rest partially submerged in the jungle. Said conflict happened just before server maintenance, with a large amount of players turning into Lamy and fighting against other players and mobs as the rules of the game kept changing, such as no gravity or instant lava floors. Nowadays, whenever someone is sent to Vietlam a global message appears, and the players salute the fellow Lamy in chat
CB	44	pogupogudansu		An enygmatic player that never says a word and is heavily theorized to be Hololive's very own Minato Aqua herself sneaking in to see the progress of the server. The rrat escalated to the point where anons started crosschecking pogupogudansu's activity with Aqua's tweets, streams and general breaks, only to find out they all lined up perfectly. Is it all just an incredible coincidence? Most likely. But that won't stop people from thinking pogu is Aqua anyways.
CB	2	Shameless Tagswitcher		The biggest sin in all of Yubicraft. Once you join the server, you are "encouraged" to pick the tag of your oshi, and by tradition, that's the last tag you will ever pick; unless of course you're a filthy tagswitcher who either has "multiple oshis" or decides to change oshis altogether. Such unloyalty and dishonorable behaviour isn't illegal and won't get you banned, but it is looked down upon and generally considered a disgusting thing to do. So of course, like half of the players are tagswitchers.
CB	8	War Veteran Haaton		A stand in for all the members involved in the largest conflict in the history of Yubicraft: The Great Haaton-Tako War. Unlike other big clashes, this wasn't a planned event due to a new update or server maintenance, but rather a build up of tension as the two neighbouring factions grew both in playercount and size, and the border between them became a point of contention. Threats of attacks and a heavy militarization of the border followed as both superpowers attempted to inch into each other's territory, with several small clashes as they days passed. Eventually the conflict was settled with the construction of a large wall inspired by the Berlin divisions. And despite the peaceful times, all military constructions still remain on both sides of the border, a reminder that the rivalry is still very much alive.
CB	420	Unlimited Alt Works		There has always existed a rrat that talked about how "everyone is a bot and you are playing alone". This narrative evolved and soon the naturally schizophrenic populaton of Yubicraft began to theorize every newfag to be an alt of an existing player, which was made even more believable due to the actual custom of having one alt account for Teleport Anchoring.
CB	21	FAQ Jannies		Yubicraft's early life was plagued by mods heavily policing what was being posted, to the point that simple discussion was virtually impossible. This escalated until /ybc/ was finally exiled from /vt/, the threads KOS and only allowed on /vm/, which started the Dark Ages. As such, Yubicraft in general is particularly antagonistic to jannies, beyond just "doing it for free" memes. To this day, even with /ybc/ back on /vt/, the tensions are high.
CB	31	Containment Zone		KFP were a very problematic faction in the early days of Yubicraft. Conflictive, ignoring all general codes of not stealing shit, or blowing up things. So one night they woke up to find out their settlement had been fully walled overnight with massive, incredibly tall cobblestone walls. The area became a containment zone for KFP, and some players even began killing the KFP players on sight whenever they left their area. Eventually KFP calmed down and even redecorated the ugly walls, now having a Mordor theme to them, and in the process becoming one of the best looking cities on the server.

Midfield

Pos.	No.	Name	Picture	Description
DMF	43	Dragoon Book Thief		After the Newfag Invasions, one of the factions that began to grow exponentially were the Dragoons. They took several... interesting decisions, such as building their base incredibly far away from everything, or having absolutely 0 cohesion between their structures. But their most egregious clash with the oldfags was their idea of making a library with all the books in the server. Unfortunately, they decided to straight out take the original versions instead of copies, including some that were not from a specific faction such as history tomes. This led to an incursion into said library where most originals were reclaimed, and the Dragoons given an ultimatum by several factions. They have been somewhat decent ever since.
CMF	911	Nyan/11		Yubicraft welcomes anons regardless of their oshi, even if your oshi is none other than the fabled Pink Cat (the bad one). That said, in the early days of /ybc/ Nyanderthals weren't exactly the most beloved people out there. That all chanaged when, for reasons beyond our understanding, a lone Nyanderthal built a statue to his oshi, filled it with TNT and invited everyone to come and watch as he mercilessly detonated the structure, vaporizing Nyanners for everyone to see. It was a beautiful moment of comunion and comraderie between factions. Maybe the pink cat people weren't so bad after all.
CMF	6	Pax Hoomana		Much like their oshi, Hoomans are a scary bunch of unpredictability. As one of the biggest forces behind the Newfag Invasions, Hoomans decided to settle in a small enclave deep in Nenepro forests. Originally Nekkos were fine with this, but it quickly became apparent that Hoomans weren't just gonna be their new pet. One of these Nekkos (after several ineffective threats) finally decided to challenge a Hooman to a 1 vs 1 duel. The winner would force the other's faction to fully vacate the territory. Hoomans accepted, and their champion (wearing only Iron armor and having 2 apples for regeneration) fought with swords against the Nekko (who was wearing fully enchanted diamond gear). It was a complete stomp... in Hooman favour. Somehow they won and forced the Nekkos to abandon their own land, turning it into the Hooman Province of today. Ave Mumei, Noctua Invicta.
AMF	55	Nether Portal Chad		It is a known issue that if you get disconnected as you are being teleported by a portal, you can get stuck in it. This makes it impossible for the player to log back in, due to the chat no longer working. Most players throw hissy fits when that happens and beg in the thread to be helped, which prompts the mockery of fellow anons. However this wasn't the case with one player, who simply posted an image of a Chad male sitting comfortably in the nether portal, no username, no begging, just stating he was now trapped. The image became a meme and the attitude an example for newfags on how to take the random bullshit minecraft throws at you sometimes..
DMF	446	Speedrunning SSRB		Bodans are hypercompetent, much like their oshi. They made an incredible base with everything a faction could ever need and they are formidable at PvP despite rarely engaging in it. Never was this clearer than in DAY 1 of the server being open. Droves of players jumped in and where being mauled by the always Hard difficulty the server is on, mobs tearing through settlements like paper. But for 2 bodans this was just a neat backdrop as they used speedrunning strats to kill the Ender Dragon in a couple of hours, before retiring to their place to chill while every other player was confused as to what had happened.
DMF	13	Colonist Tako		Takos are renowned in Yubicraft for taking on challenges regarding the terrain they build in. They have impressive builds in pretty much every main biome, and they all look thematically appropiate to the enviroment they were built in. The level of obsession has led to some of them to be protective of even the insignificant sand blocks in the far off regions of Inafghanistan. Takos take ambience very seriously.
DMF	999	Finally Complete Cathedrals		A Cathedral. The ultimate architectonic feat according to some anons in /ybc/. We are now nearing 1 year of Yubicraft, and to this day none of the large scale cathedrals have been finished. The closest one to completion, in Ameville, still needs some interior work despite its outer shell being done. These are absolutely massive builds with tons of detail, usually pushed forth by a single dedicated anon, so don't be too hard on them. We are sure eventually, all of them will be done.
CMF	4	Australian "Pomu"		Pomudachis, after constant bullying from other nijifriends, decided togather their most brilliant and capable minds to create a landmark for the ages: The largest pixelart yet to be built on the server, a massive undertaking that would showcase their capabilities of organization, sheer skill and devotion to their oshi. After a week, their hard work was finally complete, and that would have allowed to act smugly in front of Dragoons. Unfortunately, the fanart they had chosen wasn't actually Pomu but rather a gacha character that looked like her, and it was also built mistakenly from north to south, making it look upside down on maps. Truly the embodiment of what Pomudachi culture is all about.
CMF	19	Judgement Day		-WIP-
CMF	26	Illiterate Newfag		Yubicraft has 3 rules: Don't steal from chest that aren't yours. Don't blow up shit that isn't yours. And most importantly, TAG UP. It isn't an option, belonging to a faction is a requirement to play in the server, even if you are the only one in that faction. And yet, historically most newfags are unable to cope with these simple asks, especially the tagging up. Chumbuds seem to be particularly bad at this (which is understandable given their average age) and will often get spawn killed for half an hour before they finally pick their oshi's tag.
CMF	65	Yubitweeter		-WIP-

Forwards

No.	Pos	Name	Picture	Description
RWF	11	ONE OF US!		-WIP-
LWF	10	/tp @e		-WIP-
CF	9	OP RAN WITH THE MONEY		The original OP for /ybc/ (a guy that went by Quake and was a massive Okayu fan) was always a bit of an evasive character. Not only was it rare to see him online, but he also seemed unable to host a stable server for extended periods of time. By the middle of the Dark Ages, the situation was incredibly dire; the update to 1.17 left the server essentially unplayable half the time, and constantly crashing when players finally managed to log in. OP didn't seem too concerned, and this continued for weeks. It became a meme to blame OP of abandoning Yubicraft and not paying the servers, instead running away to his femboy Okayu yacht. Eventually, he finally announced his retirement as OP, running away one last time, now leaving for good. Yubicraft has a new OP now, but Quake will always live in our hearts, both in glory for creating /ybc/, and infamy for almost killing it. Godspeed, anon. Godspeed.